Kung Fu Panda, starting from health boxing

Chapter 22 It’s time to read a poem
Chen's courtyard, next to the donkey trough.

The donkey brayed several times, "Ang eh, ang eh", and the little donkey, who was leisurely eating grass, grinned and tried to bite the black and white ball next to him.

Xiang Ye smiled, rolled his body flexibly, and easily avoided it.

Don't underestimate the donkey's aggressiveness. Although it is half the size of the jujube horse, its strength should not be underestimated.

In her previous life, Xiangye had seen the news. Sheepdogs were kept on farms to guard goats, but there was nothing they could do against wolves.

If you have to raise a few donkeys, there will always be a few more wolf carcasses near the farm every once in a while.

In addition to kicking people with hooves, donkeys are also like rhubarb. They like to bite people with their mouths. He lay in the kennel and howled for a week.

If you are bored, just imitate the braying of a donkey.

Dahuang has already learned how to bark like a dog, and Xiang Ye could even imitate Chen Si's "wuwu" cry when he was beaten by Li Yuee, but Xiang Ye didn't show this.

If he suddenly called out in the middle of the night, Chen Li's family would not want to sleep, they would be scared to death.

But this skill is quite good. One night, when the bodyguard was needed, the moon was dark and the wind was high, a group of enemies were quietly trying to enter the camp, and their spirits were tense. All hairy.

At this moment, there was a "clang" outside the door, and Chen Li pushed the door in with a chainmail in his arms.

"Xiong Da, come out quickly, your chainmail is ready."

Xiang Ye raised his head and glanced at Chen Li, then stretched out his four legs and slowly leaned over.

After changing the contract with Liu Guanshi two days ago, Chen Li reserved a lot of time, and with time, he could naturally take over the post of bodyguard.

And the first dart, that is, the first dart of the Changfeng Escort, must participate.

Chen Li took Xiang Ye to the Changfeng Escort Bureau, met with other people in the Escort Bureau, and also let the old escorts in the Escort Agency meet Xiang Ye, so that they could get acquainted with each other first, and then discuss the appointment of the first escort. matters.

Several old bodyguards also agreed to let Chen Li take Xiang Ye around when it opened, so as to bring out the strength of Changfeng Bodyguard Agency.

However, arguing started over how to go. Some people thought that they should ride to the night to show their strength.Some people think that Xiang Ye should follow in front of the escort carriage, some people think that Xiang Ye should sit in the carriage...

After arguing for a long time, Teacher Sun finally made the decision.

He said that the iron-eating beast is still young and does not have the long-term endurance of a human being. It is impossible to ride him. He also said that the daughter of Chen Li's family raised the iron-eating beast and had never ridden it. If the iron-eating beast is really unwilling, What should I do if I don't do anything halfway and don't leave?
Therefore, the most stable method is to let Chen Li take the iron-eating beast in front and lead the escort car.

But among them, there is a problem that needs to be solved.

That is, the expression of this iron-eating beast is too stupid, and it can't reflect the might of a serious bear beast at all.

After watching it for a long time, I even feel that it is not as intimidating as some fierce dogs.

Regarding this point, Xiang Ye said that there is no way, he is born with a round head and round ears, that's how he looks.

So after discussion by a group of veteran bodyguards, they decided to put armor on the iron-eating beast.

Ordinary jujube horses are armored, even if it is not a military horse, as long as the soldiers see it, they can't help but feel angry.

It is said that people rely on clothes, just like gold. As long as you wear armor, the feeling will be completely different.

Today, the chain armor was ready, and Chen Li, who received the news, hurriedly took it back.

It was actually built so quickly?You won't just make it look casual, right?

Xiang Ye was a little puzzled.

It took only three days from the appointment at the blacksmith shop to the finished product. With the level of the blacksmith shop, it would take at least a month to make a normal armor. His armor...

Glancing at the appearance of the chain mail, Xiang Ye understood that the half body armor was not the full body armor that the general would wear as imagined, and it was extremely rough, like a small vest overall.

"Stand up quickly, Xiong Da, this is an armor made for you."

After calling a few times, Xiang Ye stood up obediently and let Chen Li put the chain mail on him.

Not to mention, this chain mail is a bit heavy, and it seems to be able to provide some protection when worn. Although the production period is a bit shorter, the material is not reduced. As for whether there is any cheating, it is hard to say.

After a while, the chainmail was put on, and Xiang Ye felt a little uncomfortable, but it did not affect his movements.

"What are you going for? There are still things. Come quickly, Xiong Da."

Xiang Ye raised his head and took a look, oh, there was an iron mask.

Leaning forward to take a look at the mask, this mask is half-faced, that is, it can only cover the eyes. Compared with the mask worn by normal people, this mask is designed to be wider, with a concave bottom, which can be stuck on the bridge of the nose when worn. superior.

As for the appearance, the black and white color scheme is a bit abstract, just like the color of his coat.

Chen Li carefully fastened the iron mask on Xiang Ye's face, and watched Xiang Ye's movements from time to time, lest he feel uncomfortable. After the mask was put on, he tied the rope behind the mask tightly and fixed it firmly on Xiang Ye's face. Chen Li then relaxed his hand and let go of Xiang Ye.

"Okay, okay, he is indeed a professional painter. He looks so stern, and I feel a little panicked."

As soon as he put it on and took a look, Chen Li was amazed.

I heard that Professor Sun hired a painter who specializes in painting statues of gods to specially paint this mask. When I saw it today, it was indeed extraordinary.

Chen Li circled around Xiang Ye, clapping his hands as he circled, which made Xiang Ye a little anxious.

What kind, what kind?You can see it, I can't see it, why don't you give me the whole bronze mirror so I can see it?

Chen Li didn't think too much. The Xiong Da in front of him lost his usual honest appearance after putting on his chainmail and iron mask.

Especially the face. After the iron face made a fine adjustment to Xiong Da's face, a strange and chilling aura hit his face. After staring at it for a long time, his body actually started to tremble.

"Tsk, tsk, if I hadn't been raised by you, I would be scared to death by your appearance."

Chen Li was very happy. In this case, there should be no problem with the catwalk with Xiong Dashou.

Xiang Ye became even more curious, but you showed me the mirror, I want to see it too.

"Hey, I think there is still something missing, Xiong Damo, I will go to the room and get something."

After speaking, Chen Li ran into the house.

Xiang Ye finally found an opportunity at this time and moved towards the well without thinking.

Stretching out his head to look at the mouth of the well, just one glance also startled Xiang Ye.

"Good guy, who painted this mask?"

In the reflection in the well, a monster with a round head and a skeleton-like face was staring at him.

The black and white iron surface is not painted with abstract stripes at all, but with bones.

Opening its mouth, the monster revealed its fangs, making it look even more ferocious and terrifying.

Shouldn't the artist who painted this statue paint some compassionate portraits?How to draw the mask made him look like a monster.

"I'm coming."

Chen Li's call sounded again behind him, and Xiang Ye turned his head and slowly returned to the center of the courtyard.

Then I saw Chen Li coming out of the inner room holding a bamboo hat.

"Come on, come on, put this on too."

Regardless of whether Xiang Ye wanted it or not, Chen Li put the bamboo hat on Xiang Ye's head, then took out a cloak, wrapped it around Xiang Ye's neck, and tied it around his body.

This set of clothing is the standard equipment issued by the Changfeng Escort Bureau. As an escort all year round, this uniform is indispensable.

"Hahaha, Xiong Da, you look a bit like a escort walking in the rivers and lakes."

As he said that, he took out another bronze mirror and dangled it in front of Xiang Ye.

"Xiong Da, do you still know yourself?"

Chen Li seemed to be having a lot of fun, and Xiang Ye was a little dazed when he saw the figure in the mirror.

Do I have to read a poem at this time?

For example, protecting the country and punishing evil?
"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"Hahaha, let's go Xiong Da, let's go to Changfeng Escort Agency."

(End of this chapter)