I'm not a human in Yu-Gi-Oh

Chapter 99 What should You Miao do if he wants Blue Eyes White Dragon? (4000+)

Lao Ai's attributes must be double A in strength and speed!

I'm afraid even the accuracy has reached level A, reaching the level of 3A.

You Miao successfully arrived at the destination.

Pandora, who had "golden eyes" marked on his forehead, stood aside with the remote control, his fingers pressing on the red "control button". Without the cheating power of "time stop".

I'm afraid this place has exploded.

"Kick you down first." You Miao aimed at Pandora's butt and immediately stamped it with his foot.

Pandora began to fall like a doll with its strings cut off.

Then, there was the ring of bombs on Kyoko.

"Exodia!" You Miao said in a deep voice, and his most loyal servant "Lao Ai" appeared.

Split this circle thing!

Lao Ai's accuracy has been measured, and You Miao believes that this move "Hell's Burial Knife" will definitely succeed.

A sharp "hand knife" struck down, and the ring of bombs on Xingzi's top was cut open
However, You Miao saw that things around him began to change from stillness to their original state.

Lao Ai's time stop is about to expire.

"It's too late." You Miao hit Xingzi's stomach with a "flying shoulder punch" and crashed into the sea with her.

Time returns to its original state again.

Boom! ! !

In the position where You Miao was just now, the huge fire and impact were impossible to ignore.

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on the sea.

Xingzi held You Miao and moved slowly on the sea. The waves hit her, but she didn't feel the cold at all.

The body temperature of the two people's contact had already caused Kyoko's face to burn.

"It turns out you can't swim." Kyoko seemed to have discovered a new world, holding back the smile on her lips.

"You can let me down." You Miao really can't swim, but he has monster spirits, so it's not a problem for Lao Ai to carry him across the ocean.

In this regard, Lao Ai is very professional.

"No, no." Kyoko refused the proposal.

Because her top was torn for some reason and she was only wearing underwear. If she let go of You Miao, she would be naked.

You Miao also seemed to have discovered this. He thought of Lao Ai's "Hell Burial Sword".

Well, the accuracy may not be as high as expected.

You Miao unbuttoned her top and handed the black bottom shirt to Xingzi from behind.
After Xingzi put it on quickly, she planned to carry You Miao, who couldn't swim, back to the shore, but she found that he was already moving.
"He obviously didn't move his hands or feet."

"How can you move on the sea?"

Kyoko couldn't understand this kind of thing.

Under You Miao's feet was an old cow that was trying to sneak.

The Ox Swordsman looked excited, and laughed "Jie Jie Jie" from his mouth.

[Feeling the cold sea water, the owner once again remembered the full and warm feeling just now, and his heart suddenly became confused. They all say that great things can be achieved with the right time, right place, and right people. Now that the owner has the right time, right place, and right people, he only needs to go ashore to find a hotel to complete it. The land and the three conditions can be obtained immediately. The next step is to let Kyoko Masaki feel the real pain. Jiejiejie, Jiejiejie, Jiejiejie! ! ! 】

"What the hell, no human words can come out of a cow's mouth." As long as you are not in a world where time has stopped, You Miao can continue to summon elves.

You Miao summoned the hot and bad girl, and then kicked the Ox Swordsman who was hiding under the sea! !

Niu Niu, who was disliked by You Miao, was filled with tears: "Niu Niu will definitely come back."

The black magic girl held You Miao and began to swim on the sea. During this period, her little hands were still very restless.

A wave of waves came over, and the black magic girl said impatiently: "Oh, my makeup is all gone~"

You Miao was stunned, and he immediately added: "Well, how do you want me to remember?"

There was no other way. As soon as the lyrics of the song came out, You Miao's mouth started to move.

The black magic girl shook her head. She didn't know what the master was talking about.

She took out a waterproof counterfeit mobile phone from nowhere, and clicked on a certain red software.

You Miao has good eyesight, and he saw that the red software was grass, a "red book".

too frightening.

Before You Miao knew it, the black magic girl had been corrupted by the Internet so quickly?

There is something very wrong with the elves I control! !
"In order to make up for the loss of my makeup, I fell in love with this set of cosmetics, as long as." The black magic girl chattered on the side.

You Miao nodded numbly, "Well, uh uh, oh oh oh."

The relationship between the elf and the host is best to be equal and opposite. Generally, the elf has some small wishes, and You Miao doesn't mind fulfilling them.

This is a good relationship to develop.

If you just ask for it, problems will arise sooner or later.

Xingzi followed in freestyle, and she found that You Miao had been talking to the air since just now.

"What's wrong?" Kyoko was a little worried.

Until a wave hit, Kyoko stuck out her tongue to spit out the salty sea water, and rubbed her eyes.

Not sure if it was an illusion, Xingzi looked forward again, only to find that there seemed to be a translucent person next to You Miao?

"Dark Magic Girl?"

Kyoko suspected that she had seen it wrong. She blinked and found that she couldn't see again.

Waiting for the two to successfully land.

KC's black-clad bodyguards have occupied most of the nearby areas and they are searching.

Judging from the situation, this guy Dark Malik has already run away.

Leopard Girl came up with a piece of clothing, put it on You Miao, and asked, "Are you okay?"

You Miao patted her shoulder. The relationship between the two was very close, and said, "It's okay. Malik ran away?"

Leopard Girl nodded. She didn't know what happened when You Miao stopped. Anyway, when she came back to her senses, she found that the area nearby was in ruins, and Malik himself was missing.

Yugi stood near Kyoko, and he felt relieved after making sure that his friend was okay.

"Humph, You↑Miao↓."

With this familiar tone and tone of voice, You Miao can judge the correct answer even with her eyes closed.

It's you, Kaiba!
"I owe you a favor." Haima told the truth as soon as he came up.

Just now, Yugi and Kaiba were fighting, and the Silence Doll's head exploded, and what happened next.

He must have an inseparable relationship with You Miao.

"Thank you, Brother You Miao." Gui Ping came up to thank him, he was really scared to death just now.

"Mingren don't tell secret words. Since you owe a favor, you should pay it back quickly."

"I want a rare card."

You Miao said matter-of-factly. "Hey hey, hahahahaha." Haima raised his head and laughed wildly, then asked, "Tell me, what do you want?"

But as soon as he said it, Kaiba felt a little regretful.

What if You Miao asks for Blue Eyes White Dragon?
The Blue Eyes White Dragon is his forbidden treasure, how can he hand it over?
When Haima's expression was gloomy and uncertain, You Miao stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the life-killing treasure."

That's right, it's not the real card's life-cutting, but the anime version's life-cutting.

[The life-cutting treasure (anime version): You draw cards from the deck until the number of cards in your hand reaches 5.At the beginning of your fifth preparation phase after this card is activated, send all cards in your hand to the graveyard. 】

One for five, are you afraid?
As for the price being the same as nothing, it's just for fun.

After Kaiba heard this, he sneered, "This is just a card, are you sure you want to use this favor?"

As long as it's not the legendary blue-eyed white dragon with immeasurable destructive power, Kaiba can do anything.

Moreover, he has more than one life-killing treasure, so what's the difficulty in giving one to You Miao?

You Miao is very sure to use it. It is best not to focus on Haima in the future.

From the deck of the duel board, Kaiba accurately located and pulled out a card. It was the usual magic card - the life-cutting treasure!
"take it."

“You↑Miao↓”

This card was accurately caught by You Miao with both fingers, his expression was complicated.

Because he discovered the daily treatment of the game, he now also has it.

When Kaiba called his name, he started with a high note and ended with a low note.
This is a very dangerous signal.

After getting the card, You Miao quickly ran away with Leopard Girl, fearing that the sea horse would drag her away if she stayed any longer.

run! !
After leaving the pier, You Miao asked the True Silence Magician to locate him nearby and found that no one was following him.

Dark Malik did not turn around and followed him to plot against him.

You Miao opened the panel and found that the task in the upper column had been completed.

[Tip: Rescue the hostages and the mission is completed. 】

[Tip: Masaki Kyoko and Kaiba Kehei, their favorability towards you has been greatly improved]

[Tip: According to the race of the hostage, you will get 2 super-explosive UR ​​rolls of "Angel Clan" and "Dragon Clan"]

You Miao extracted two so-called super-explosive UR ​​scrolls. He believed that there was no conflict between the mission and rescuing people. Since he could make money while rescuing people, why not do it?
[Super Explosive UR ​​Volume: After using it, you will definitely get a UR card that is beyond the current era depending on the race. 】

You Miao now has two super explosive rolls, one from the dragon tribe and one from the angel tribe.

Guiping is from the dragon clan, which You Miao can understand.

Why is Kyoko an angel family?
Hint, Kyoko might also become a duelist?
You Miao activated the Angel Clan's Super Explosive Scroll.
[Congratulations on obtaining the effect monster "Sword Priest-Mdora" (UR)*1]

"Ah, it's you, the Earth Angel Series." You Miao looked horrified. He overlooked one thing. The Earth Angel Series is also an angel.

Xingzi, you are awesome!
As we all know, the Earth Angel series is the perfect way to slay the whole family.
Sister Zhulei's accomplice.

Then, after slashing and slashing, these 4 Earth Angels were either restricted to 1 or had the fate of being banned in the future.

The single card power of "Sword Priest-Mdola" seems to be able to help You Miao, who has mixed the path of light in his deck.
The most important thing about this Guangdao series is that the tombs are piled up very quickly.

Sword Priest can easily be found in the graveyard, and its effect can also be activated during the opponent's turn.

In addition, the Guangdao series can easily kill yourself. At the critical moment, you can use the return deck effect of "Sword Priest" to regain a mouthful of blood.
You Miao happily put this "Sword Priest-Mdora" into the deck.

The harvest this time is great, the life-killing Baozha and the Sword Priest.
Leopard Girl was always beside her. She didn't know how You Miao performed the magic trick, but suddenly a monster card appeared from her hand.

"Sword Priest Mdora, I don't feel very good." The Leopard Girl didn't quite understand the power of the Earth Angel.

You Miao touched Leopard Girl's "leopard head" and said, "You will understand in the future."

The Earth Angel series is a card printed by K Club with its brains and buttocks.

Looking at the confused Leopard Girl, You Miao suddenly thought of something.

Is it possible that because this mascot is around, the Super Explosive Roll can be an angel everywhere?
There was also a dragon super explosive scroll, which You Miao used without hesitation.

Not at this time, when will it be.

Could it be that Isis used it when she was next door?
boom!
Dragon Clan - Super Explosive Volume, used successfully.

After the explosion special effects that only You Miao could see, a thick black mist and gas emerged.
The cold thorny feeling made You Miao realize that something was wrong.

this card is
[Congratulations on getting the fusion monster "Hungry Poison Fusion Dragon" (UR)*1]

[Congratulations, you triggered the character talent "Inheritance of the Soul", and the Duel Elf was born]

Duel Elves.

You Miao's talent has a very low probability of being directly triggered, so he didn't expect it to be activated here.

Huh.
You Miao's eyes glowed with purple light, and he felt a violent energy.

Unknowingly, an evil and ferocious poisonous dragon appeared behind You Miao.
The body surface of this poisonous dragon is dotted with pink and purple beads, and the golden energy ball on the chest is constantly flashing, and its body exudes a "sweet" seductive fragrance.
Naturally, this hungry and poisonous dragon was not the one in Yuli, nor was it one of Zach's four dragons.

But it is the Hungry Poison Melting Dragon, a brand new elf born through You Miao's talent.

Hungry and poisonous
From these few words, you can tell that this thing is definitely not a good thing.

Compared with the ferocious, hungry, poisonous, and melting dragon, the Milky Way Eyed Photon Dragon is as pure as a child.

"You Miao, what's the matter with you?" Leopard Girl felt that something was wrong with You Miao, she put her hands on the other's back, and slowly approached her.

sniff~
Leopard girl's five senses are particularly powerful.

Especially smell and hearing.

It was by no means an illusion, You Miao exuded a sweet and fragrant smell.

"So tempting." Leopard Girl couldn't help but say.

The smell is like luring bugs with a seductive aroma to drive moths to a flame.

boo~
The leopard girl bit You Miao's left cheek, then sucked hard.

The mascot's operation was so outrageous that You Miao immediately woke up from the strange state. He found that a "red envelope" was forcibly sucked out of the left side of his face.

Leopard Girl looked surprised. She covered her mouth, unable to accept what just happened.

——What happened to me?
Just now, Leopard Girl smelled a fragrant and sweet scent, and then she seemed to have lost her mind.

After adapting to the new duel spirit, the fierce and poisonous dragon behind You Miao began to slowly disappear.
As if nothing had happened.

You Miao wiped the saliva from the left side of his face. He suspected that the aroma of "Hungry Poison Melting Dragon" could induce people to commit crimes.

He also found that his dark level energy had unknowingly increased to level 7, and his fighting spirit also began to loosen up slightly.
These are all gains brought by the Hungry Poison Dragon.

You Miao took a look at the monster card Ferocious Hungry Poison in her hand. It was the effect of the real card version.

Compared with the anime version, the real card's Hungry Poison Fusion is definitely weaker.

The actual card's Hungry Poison Melt, the summoning condition is "Dark monsters on the field other than tokens x 2"!
This means that manual fusion cannot be performed.
To be honest, this Fierce Hungry Poison Fusion is not as good as another "Earth Angel".

In the extra card group in the dm period, there is no regulation on how many cards are limited.

Hungry Poison is a fusion monster, so putting it in the extra deck is not bad for You Miao itself.

Anyway, there will definitely be a chance to use it.

Leopard Girl is indeed a lucky guy, You Miao is convinced.

(End of this chapter)