I'm not a human in Yu-Gi-Oh

Chapter 81 Kuuhu and You Miao’s retort

It's a chicken.

The resurrected Winged Dragon transformed into the "Golden Phoenix" for the second time.

The quick attack ability to be launched this time is fusion! !
There is only one time after resurrection in the Phoenix state, you can change your life payment to 1, and the attack power and defense power of this card increase by the life value paid. Under this precondition, you can release any number of monsters on your field , the ATK increases by the ATK of the liberated monster.

The phoenix in this state is also used as a fusion monster.

You can use "fusion release" to separate the two.

The phoenix is ​​invincible during the turn when it is resurrected, plus this quick attack fusion effect.

The Winged Dragon began to merge with the Phoenix.
When two chickens are fused, there must be one to rely on.

It is difficult for You Miao to use words to describe the state of the pterodactyl and phoenix after fusion.
Because of the appearance of the pterosaur + golden phoenix, it directly transformed into a larger and more terrifying existence.

[Winged Dragon: 450LP → 1LP]

[Phoenix/Winged Dragon:? →449 attack power]

liberation! !
The Winged Dragon liberated the apostles of the Trisolaran Sun God.

The attack power of the apostles will turn into nutrients for the Winged Dragon.

[Phoenix/Winged Dragon: 449 → 3749 attack power]

Losing the target of attack, the attack was rolled back, and You Miao also stopped attacking.

If you continue to attack, you will only lose the duel.

You Miao chose to end the round.

The pterodactyl that merged with the body incarnation of the phoenix is ​​very arrogant, and he keeps speaking in the ancient Egyptian language.

Anyway, in You Miao's ears, these words were automatically filtered into A Kun's magical laughter.

With the help of God's Trial, You Miao still understood the meaning of Pterodactyl.

It probably means that.
"Humans, become the sacrifices of the gods and feel the wrath of the sun god."

"Regret against God!!"

things like that.

Draw a card!

The Winged Dragon draws a card and enters the battle without even looking at the card.

The golden phoenix/winged dragon launched an attack on the true silent swordsman on You Miao's field.

Divine Flame Cannon*2! !
Huh.
The golden flame spread, and the true silent swordsman was engulfed.

The winged dragon opened its mouth and began to roar in the sky, and it was cheering with joy.

"Nah~"

"Human beings want to educate me through duels?
Ordinary people still need to understand their own weight, God, not everyone can control it.

If You Miao is willing to kneel down, say a few good words about herself, and say a great and ancient line of praise, Yi Shenlong can also consider reluctantly agreeing with the other party.

Let You Miao use it once or twice~
At this moment, the pterodactyl is like possessed by a female imp, and he keeps showing off how powerful he is.

"It's too early for you to be happy. Even if you are a god, your intuition is too slow."

After hearing this, Winged Shenlong quickly realized something was wrong.

The duel is not over.

That human is still there!

In the sea of ​​golden flames, You Miao stood up with his body strong, and his health did not drop.

"When you attack, I throw this monster from my hand." You Miao showed the coolie wave on his hand and then sent it to the graveyard.

In desperate times, you can completely believe in the power of coolie waves.

This is coolie wave brings security.

Even if it is a god card, it cannot break through the defense of coolie wave.

With a long cry, the Pterodactyl angrily displayed its divine power, angrily wanting to swallow the human in front of it in one gulp.

Why can't this human being die?

This is the first time that Winged Shenlong has seen such a tenacious guy.

"If True Silent Swordsman is destroyed, special summon 1 "Silent Swordsman" monster other than "Silent Swordsman" from your hand or deck, ignoring the summoning conditions. "

You Miao's card group shines.

Based on the will of the true silent swordsman.
The stronger Silent Swordsman appears.

[Silent Swordsman LV5, 2300 attack power, warrior type]

Why not LV8?

Because LV8's full-field magic card is invalidated, it will make You Miao's "time capsule" on the field useless.

In the Dm era, You Miao finally found an extremely powerful solution card.

"A monster with an attack power of 2300."

"Hee hee~"

"Miscellaneous fish humans, don't you think that you can bully me by erecting a garbage monster?"

"No way, no way, how can the miscellaneous fish and humans bully me, you can only bully yourself."

"I am the most powerful god among the three phantom gods."

Winged Shenlong thought You Miao had some back-up plan, but unexpectedly, he shot out a monster with 2300 attack power.

He subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, and then revealed his true nature.

You Miao listened to the raving words transformed by "God's Trial", and for a moment he didn't know whether it was a problem with the "Dungeon Translator" or the Winged Dragon itself.

Are you sure this so-called Sun God is not a female imp?

Did it turn out that your high and mighty attitude was just an act?
In fact, the female imp is the true nature of the Winged Dragon?
"Cover a card, hee hee, just enjoy your last turn, miscellaneous fish and humans." Winged Dragon said that he has a broad mind.

登.
Den den den.
Solemn music suddenly ignited.

The Winged Dragon looked confused. He discovered that the music was emanating from You Miao.

Scratching his head, Pterodactyl said he couldn't understand, can humans still have their own broadcasting physique?

That's right, You Miao activated the skill.

You Miao once again randomly came across Brother Zuo’s BGM execution song, Playmaker! !
With Bgm's support, You Miao bent her arm and pulled out a card from the deck.

At the same time, You Miao raised three fingers to Pterosaur, explaining.

"First point, I have gathered the conditions to win this round."

"Secondly, I will never allow myself to fail."

"The third point, I will not lose to the female brat."

The Three Points Religion reappears! !
The Winged Dragon was taken aback for a moment, he felt that this miscellaneous fish and human seemed to be suddenly very powerful.

Unknown.

"Hahaha, human beings can only comfort themselves."

"As I am fused with the phoenix, I am an invincible existence."

The Winged Dragon still looks like he is the strongest.

You Miao directly proves it with actual actions!

"Activate the effect of the magic capsule, and the cards removed from the inside two rounds ago will be returned to my hand."

As soon as the words fell, the time capsule on You Miao's field exploded violently.

Immediately, those fragments slowly condensed into a new card and appeared in You Miao's hand.

"I admit that God is very powerful, but there are still ways to solve it." You Miao's momentum changed, and he usually summoned the cannon fodder swordsman.

Hey~
[Elf swordsman who flips the enemy, 1200 defense power, warrior family]

The cannon fodder swordsman looked proud. It appeared again. Will it face the gods with its master this time?

Don't be afraid, with your own effects, even gods can't beat you to death.

When the cannon fodder swordsman was thinking about his own role, You Miao activated the magic card retrieved from the "Time Capsule".

Magic card, share the pain! !
A magic card with the style of the DM period appeared.

In the DM era, there were very few cards that could deal with all-resistance monsters, but this pain-sharing card was one of them.

[Share the Pain: Activate by releasing 1 monster on your field.The opponent must release 1 monster. 】

This magic card is aimed at duelists, and You Miao will release a monster on the field as a price.

At the same time, the opponent also needs to release a monster on their side of the field.

The cannon fodder swordsman looked at the silent swordsman with pitiful eyes, implying:
"It's so miserable for you that you are about to be liberated."

"Hee hee, it's different for me, monsters with more than 1900 attack can't kill me."

The silent swordsman looked at the cannon fodder swordsman with wise eyes and remained silent, because he had nothing to say to idiots.

The next second, the cannon fodder swordsman played GG amidst laughter.

He was ruthlessly liberated by You Miao.

There is only one monster opposite You Miao, and that is the "Winged Dragon"!
The pterodactyl fused with the main body monster began to doubt the gods. He wants to liberate himself?

What's the point.

"Human being, I am a god. I will not be destroyed or excluded by cards other than gods." Winged Dragon tried to actively struggle because he felt a force affecting him.

"It's not destruction or exclusion, but liberation." You Miao refused the other party's swearing, he explained.

The relationship between bullet jam, destruction, exclusion, burial, and liberation is completely different.

This piece of "Sharing the Pain" can be solved even by the gun king.

The Winged Dragon was being mean, and he continued to talk nonsense:
"Ah ah ah, I am a god, I do not accept liberation."

"Liberation is like destruction and excepting."

You Miao thought for a while, then explained:
"Take a step back and assume that liberation is destruction."

"But the object of sharing the pain is the players on both sides."

"Don't forget, the person who has been fighting with me is you, the Winged Dragon of the Sun God."

"So here comes the problem."

"As a duelist, the Winged Divine Dragon destroys the Winged Divine Dragon on its own field. Is there anything wrong with it?"

God of destruction, reasonable! !

The Yi Shenlong was confused, he found that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, and he was really about to be forcibly liberated by the force of rules behind him.

"Hey hey, miscellaneous fish and human beings, I want to activate the opened cover card and merge and cancel it." Winged Dragon smiled, and he wanted to disintegrate.

The winged dragon and the winged dragon in the monster area disintegrated, and the two separated.

[Winged Dragon: 3749 → 3300 attack power]

[Wings of the Sun God Dragon: 1LP → 450LP]

Winged Dragon chose to keep the monster's attack power instead of converting all of it into life.

You Miao watched the pterosaur's operation, and a question mark appeared on his head.

You have merged and lifted, but you still haven't figured out the targeted effect of sharing pain.

If it's a card like Thunder Break and Object Retrieval, you can really avoid it by using Fusion Dispel.

But sharing the pain does not require a partner
In any case, Winged Dragon must liberate a monster, and he only has the monster itself on the field.

The fact is just as You Miao thought.

The effect of pain sharing is still there, and Winged Dragon also discovered this.

Up to now, the Winged Dragon panicked, and he began to swear again:
"It can't be like this, I have activated the fusion release, and I can no longer be liberated by you."

"The fused me is gone, so there is no liberation."

The mustaches at these levels are too weak. If it is Muto Yuki, it will be easy to crack the mustache.

After all, Dm's dueling rules have too many loopholes, and it's easy to make bugs out of nonsense.

The Winged Dragon suddenly realized that the suction force behind it had not weakened at all. If it continued like this, the main monster would still be liberated.

The situation is now.
Share the pain: Winged Shenlong, you must liberate your own body

Winged Dragon: I don't want it!
Duel Rules: You do.

Winged Dragon: Struggling!

The final result must be that the winged dragon lost to the rules. After all, it entered a duel, and the gods also belonged to the category of monsters.

Rules override any gods and monsters.

(End of this chapter)