I'm not a human in Yu-Gi-Oh

Chapter 7 The Black Magic Girl Who Failed to Summon
"Hmph, you actually have a 1700 4-star monster. It seems that you are not useless."

"What a pity, you met a rare card hunter."

"Draw a card!"

Superman draws cards from the deck.

A golden-orange thunder suddenly hit the monster area.

Boom~
Thunder suddenly broke out.

The violent flash of light made You Miao subconsciously close her eyes.

When unfolded, his field area was scorched black.
As for the invincible Axe?
He was completely dead, leaving only a rotten ax on the field, which was the only evidence that Whale Killer Axe ever existed.

Yes, Superman activated the magic card, Thunder Strike! !

[Lightning Strike: Destroy all monsters on the opponent's field. 】

In a real card environment, Lightning Strike is a restricted card.

Although many mainstream players don't carry it, judging from the single card, the "tile throw" of this Lightning Strike is not low.

The first is to destroy all the targets without taking them, including attacking, defending, and monsters inside.

As everyone knows, taking or not taking objects is an indispensable part of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Not taking the object is noble.

In the Dm period, the lightning strike can achieve 1 for 5 at most.

If you ask Seto Kaiba to come over and take three pictures of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, he will still be struck by lightning and eat them all in one card.

Here comes the question, the other side used a lightning strike to blow him up with an axe?
Is this reasonable?
Unless, the opponent can otk himself in one round!

"Hahaha, you are lucky to be able to die under my lightning strike."

"Let you see it, a real duel."

"Normally summoned, surprise attack Matasa!"

The light jumps~
A samurai holding a sharp blade appeared, his face was full of viciousness, this is an old man.

[Sudden attack of Matasa, 1300 attack power, warrior type]

"It's not over yet, activate the magic card, Lightning Sword!"

[Sword of Lightning: Exclusively for warriors.The equipped monster's ATK increases by 800.All water attribute monsters on the field lose 500 ATK. 】

bibibi~
The sharp katana released lightning, and the attack power began to soar.

【Matasuke of surprise attack: 1300→2100 attack power】

"This monster can attack twice in one round, wasting a lightning strike against Axe, this guy actually wants to OTK me!" You Miao's expression was serious, he didn't cover any backcourt.

The other party also noticed this, so he was so unscrupulous.

"It's over, ridiculous brat, long live Gurus!" Superman entered the battle stage.

Youzuo, who released lightning, slashed at You Miao.

"Uh-huh," You Miao endured the impact of the projection function.

【You Miao: 4000LP→1900LP】

Matasa jumped into the air and carried out a second attack. He swung the sharp blade wrapped with lightning in his hand and slashed! !
Boom!

The terrifying electric arc instantly surrounded You Miao and blew up bursts of dust.

"Hahahaha, you stupid bitch, this is what you get for teasing Gurus." Superman was extremely satisfied with the result.

however!
When the smoke dissipates.

Superman's pupils dilated subconsciously, his lips trembled slightly, and he stepped back, saying, "Impossible, why haven't you lost yet?"

【You Miao: 1900LP】

The health value has not become 0!

"Huh, it's really dangerous. Fortunately, I activated this card." You Miao showed the card in his hand, which was the coolie wave given by the initial deck!
Coolie Wave, whose real name is "Chestnut Ball"!
There is no such thing as Muto's favorite hand pit.

In times of crisis, it can always save your life.

Life without coolies is incomplete.

With it, you are a real protagonist.

"Damn it, this bastard monster." Superman's strong face turned the color of pig liver again, and he shouted: "Despicable, despicable!"

"Hand pitting is one of the necessary links of Yu-Gi-Oh." You Miao explained disdainfully.

Then, You Miao forcibly ended the opponent's turn.

"I got it." You Miao activated the magic card: "Activate the magic card, whirlwind."

——Young soldier, thank you!
Call ~
The Lightning Sword magic card was destroyed, and Matasa's attack power was reduced to 1300 points.

"I usually summon, twin spirits."

The two enchanting sisters entered the room, standing next to You Miao on the left and right.

[Twin elves, 1900 attack power, magician clan]

Superman's teeth were itching to watch.

"Enter the battle stage." You Miao gave the order.

The twin elves pinched each other from left to right, kicking Masato's waist with their trimmed long legs!
Fatal kidney shot.

The whites of Matasa's eyes rolled out and he was kicked to pieces on the spot.

"Ahhhh." Superman was blown away by the impact of the battle, and his health began to drop.

【Superman Strong: 4000LP → 3400LP】

"Damn it, how can a rare card hunter lose to a basketball kid?"

Superman stood up, drew cards from the deck, and entered the main stage.

Looking at the magic card in his hand, Superman was immediately overjoyed!
The winner of this duel is still him.

"Activate the resurrection of the dead!" Superman held up the magic card that released light.

[Resurrection of the Dead: Target 1 monster in your own or the opponent's graveyard.Special Summon that monster on your side of the field. 】

This is the magic card of "Yu-Gi-Oh" anime!

Hey~
[Sudden attack of Matasa, 1300 attack power, warrior type]

Superman revived the monsters in the cemetery, pulled out a monster card from his hand, looked at You Miao gloomyly, and said, "Let you see the rare card hunters' stockpile."

As soon as the words fell, You Miao couldn't help frowning.

Gurus is a professional counterfeiting group!
"I use Matasuke as a sacrifice, and the superior summons this ace monster in the magic family!"

"Come out, dark magic girl."

Superman forcibly lifts the black magic girl in the master.

It is said that there is only one Black Magic Girl in the world, and it only exists in the hands of Muto Yugi.

Then this black magic girl must be a fake card created by Gurus with "excellent" technology!
Even Lao Ai, who has 5 corpses, dares to fake it. The black magic girl is really nothing.

Huhu~
A gust of air lingered at You Zuo's feet, which was the prelude to being "sacrificed".

however!
In the next second, Superman was stunned.

This black magic girl is placed on the duel board and the projection cannot be displayed.
"Hahahaha!" You Miao couldn't help laughing. Sorry, he couldn't help it!

You Miao has been professionally trained in playing cards. Normally, he won't laugh unless it's too funny.

In the duel in her previous life, You Miao had seen the scumbag on the other side, and seen the man who forgot to restrain himself and suspended the card.
But this scene before me is so funny!
"Damn it, it's useless." Superman was so angry that his hands shook.

Gulusi's counterfeiting technology is not a panacea, and there are also good and bad ones in the fake card pile.

Even if it is a fake card with good quality, there is a certain probability that it cannot be used in a normal duel.

Not to mention fake cards in poor condition
Simply put, you must look at the face!

Another point is that fake cards are more likely to be worn out and destroyed by duelists.

This supernatural phenomenon is difficult to explain!

"Trash!" Superman angrily threw the card on the ground and stepped on it a few times with his foot.

Seeing this scene, You Miao frowned, and he angrily reprimanded the other party for his behavior:

"That's enough, fake cards shouldn't be trampled on by you like this."

"You don't cherish cards so much, no wonder even fake cards reject you!"

(End of this chapter)