I'm not a human in Yu-Gi-Oh

Chapter 455 Hahaha, I’m awesome

Wei'er was holding the original "Leshi" potato chips and munching them randomly, her expression gradually became speechless.

However, the Witchcraft Workshop does have magic tools specifically for translation.

You Miao was really lucky to have such an excellent elf like her.

Wei'er's little narcissism shows that she must be the most useful one among so many monsters and elves. I don't know how many times better than that little Lan who only pretends to be stupid and does housework!

You Miao used Weier's props to successfully translate the diary.

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Since the birth of the underworld, I have been the master of the underworld, the great evil god who controls countless dead souls. Hahahaha, I am awesome!

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There is no so-called speed of time in the underworld. I feel very bored staying in this place day after day. When will I find a fun place?

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As the supreme god of the underworld, I should manage this place well so that all the dead souls and monsters worship me, respect me, fear me, and can't stop lusting after me.

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It is said that time is the greatest enemy of living things. This timeless underworld seems to be even more terrifying than hell. Every day when I wake up, I have to face the adulation of countless monsters and dead souls!

However, I don't feel happy about it now

Go away, you annoying licking dogs, go away and stop flattering me.

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Hey, this evil god who was born to be great, when will he find his next goal?

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Today, a group of dead souls of creatures sacrificed by blood appeared in the underworld. They are called "human beings". Each dead soul contains a lot of resentment and hatred, which makes this evil god very interesting.

Following the power of this sacrifice, this evil god noticed a place full of vitality, which is the world where humans live!

And the guy who sacrificed these large numbers of human lives was a place called Ancient Egypt.

This evil god suddenly has a goal. He wants to invade this world fiercely, continue to turn the creatures in that world into dead souls, and then worship me, respect me, fear me, and can't stop lusting after me.

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Through the evil millennium artifact, this evil god has learned about that world. Although there are other "gods" there and even the power of Oliha Gang who descended from the sky, they are not worth mentioning in the eyes of this evil god.

When this evil god finds a way to invade the human world, he will definitely kill these so-called gods and make them become his lackeys.

Hahahaha, I'm awesome!

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Under the peeping eyes of this evil god, the ignorant and stupid Pharaoh of ancient Egypt gave birth to a baby.

This baby was born with a "starfish head" on his head. It was really weird. Obviously, the pharaoh didn't have this hairstyle, and there was no blood relationship between the two.

Instead, the starfish-headed baby looked a lot like the priest named Simon.

For the first time, this evil god felt doubtful and complicated about human beings.

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I don’t know why, but I am very interested in this starfish-headed baby, as if there is some destiny telling this evil god that this starfish-headed baby is his biggest obstacle and enemy in invading the world.

This evil god also discovered that this starfish-headed baby was designated as the next pharaoh, and his name was "Atum".

Damn it, this evil god must kill this Atum, let him fall into the underworld and be tortured by me! ! !

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Hey, as the great evil god, I should maintain the underworld and manage it well, but that Atum always makes this evil god very concerned.

How can this starfish head become the destined opponent of this evil god?

No, Zoke, you can't continue to distract yourself from this starfish head.

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Peep at Atum's growth and try to find out his weaknesses.

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Peep at Atum.

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Peep at Atum.

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Ha ha ha ha. Years of planning have finally come to fruition. Today, this evil god breaks into the world and conquers this dimension fiercely.

Those dead souls who licked dogs also asked, what did this evil god want to do when he left?

This evil god naturally expressed himself and stepped on the head of the broken starfish in this world.

What if you never come back?

Then you'll never come back!

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Unexpectedly, this evil god failed to invade!

That damn Starfish Head actually sacrificed himself and used his true name and everything in his past to seal this evil god back to the underworld?

Damn it, where does this put this evil god’s face?

Humph, he is indeed the destined opponent of this evil god.

Hahaha, but Haixingtou never expected that this evil god had a back-up plan. Inside a certain thousand-year artifact, this evil god had stored some of his soul fragments, waiting for the next round of reincarnation to begin. In this world, we cannot resist the invasion of this evil god after all.

Hahahaha, I'm awesome!

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You Miao's expression was twisted, and he gradually put down the "Diary of the Great Evil God".

The Great Evil God Zoke, the ultimate villain who was killed by the Creator God of Light in the original work, is such an extremely sullen guy?

It is obvious that the character of "Dark Tapir Liang" is very serious and evil.

I understand, it turns out that the fragment of Zoke’s separated soul is the most evil, trouble-making, and despicable part.

Other boredom and narcissism remain in the body of the underworld.

I don’t know why, but the current Evil God Zoke gives You Miao a sense of déjà vu with Wang Dachui playing Yuan Moukai, who loves to write a diary.

Very strong!

[Tip: Do you want to sacrifice and redeem the "Diary of the Evil God"? 】

[Tip: You will receive cards, card dust, crystals and other rewards randomly! 】

"Change it." You Miao put the diary away with a look of disgust.

[Tip: Redemption successful]

[Congratulations on getting, R10 super monster, final ring super beast-Vadrulas (UR)*1]

[Congratulations on getting the effect monster card, Apprentice Magician of Illusion (UR)*1]

[Congratulations on getting the effect monster card, Giant Membrane Inflatable Dragon (SR)*1]

"They are all new cards that I have never seen before." You Miao browsed briefly and found that this evil god's diary was quite valuable.

The first is the Level 10 Final Ring Super Beast. The drawing style is simply a deformed mixture of the three phantoms.

The summoning conditions are: 10-star monsters*2 or more!

To be honest, there are not many decks that can control very few resources to do R10 normally.

Even the "Golden Kingdom" will have an undead self-respect, in short, it is not smooth.

But the effect of this final ring super beast is really good.

①: When the opponent activates the effect, you must remove 1 excess material from this card to activate it. That activation is ineffective. After that, you can remove 1 excess material from this card. In that case, destroy another card on the field.

②: This card can only be activated at the beginning of the damage step when attacking with this card in the super material. Destroy 1 card on the field.

③: This card can only be activated when the super summoned card is destroyed. Destroy 1 card on the field.

There are a lot of ways to remove the effect, and you can easily exchange 1 for several. If this is a synchronized monster, that's a big deal.

However, the Apprentice Magician of Illusion is even more heavyweight.

The name of this magician is very similar to "Black-skinned Hot Girl", but this new magician is the latest race of Yu-Gi-Oh, the Fantasy Demon.

The effect of the Apprentice Magician of Illusion is also very similar to that of the black-skinned hottie.

The first is the appearance condition. The Apprentice Magician of Illusion can be specially summoned to the field by throwing a card, and then the heavyweight comes.

It can only be activated when this card is Summoned or Special Summoned. Add 1 "Fantasy Demon" monster from the Deck to your hand, except "Apprentice Magician of Illusion".

This is a search for all races. Black hotties can only search for black magicians.

Between the two, a judgment call is made.

"Looking at it this way, the humanoid demon-sealed white witch that I drew before can be easily retrieved by the trainee magician of illusion." You Miao began to talk to himself.

In the end, You Miao's evaluation of this card was that either the card pool of the Fantasy Demon Tribe will be as dead as the Reptile Tribe in the future, or this "Apprentice Magician of Illusion" will be a way to die in the future.

The last "Giant Membrane Inflatable Dragon" is more simple and crude.

When this card is summoned, it can only be activated by banishing 50 cards from your deck. This card's attack power becomes 10000 until the end of the turn.

An 8-star monster with a 1-pound attack effect!

Say it's useless. You Miao doesn't like it now. Say it's useful. My self during the Duel City era might have added it to the deck.

If 50 cards are excluded as a condition, and this card can be specially summoned, then there are still some bright spots.

You Miao put the three cards into the warehouse first, and then continued to explore this room.

The evil god explodes gold coins on the stage, come if you want.

(End of this chapter)