I'm not a human in Yu-Gi-Oh

Chapter 294: Kado II is so adorable
Malik's true intention was finally exposed. He relied on underworld tactics to block You Miao's violent development, and then found an opportunity to activate the virus of this permanent trap card, intending to become an alternative intelligence "comrade"! !

The description of the effect of "Total Destruction - Genocide Virus" in the theatrical version is very vague, but it cuts you 10 cards each time, which is real.

By cutting 10 cards at a time, you can beat the opponent's deck a few times.

"As long as I control the number of monsters on my field to always be 1, the Emperor's Arena and Thunder King will restrict your expansion, and the unicorn will always attack and occupy your only area." Malik felt that he could help You Miao pile up tombs. It was very dangerous, but he felt at ease with the combination of Thunder King + Arena, as long as he could cut it quickly enough.

You Miao will definitely lose.

"Cover the last two cards." Malik's magic trap area was filled instantly.

"Draw a card." You Miao drew a card. He looked at the only unicorn on the field and felt troubled.

"You, this unicorn, will be the target of my dark attribute monsters." Malik looked happy. He put a lot of 500 dark attribute attack monsters into his deck. He only needed to spend a few times to completely eliminate them. You Miao's deck.

"Suicidal behavior will consume my health points. Under my intelligence network, I have learned that you often exclude cards to activate effects."

"You can't hide under my intelligence network."

"Open a trap card, the iron wall of the palace!"

"As long as this card exists in the Magic and Trap Zone, both parties cannot remove the card."

Malik showed his most satisfied smile. Now You Miao couldn't even get rid of the card. He had 5 stickers on the field plus Thunder King. How could he lose?
This is the power of Malik combined with the "intelligence network" and Lishid.

however.

You Miao looked at Malik who looked happy and asked, "Do you still remember the time in the underground palace?"

The memories of Malik's death began to attack him. At that time, You Miao and Li Xied had a team duel, and then his bestiality became apparent. Even his teammates were not spared.

"What do you want to say?" Malik suddenly had a bad feeling.

"I mean you're finished." You Miao opened the covered magic card and buried it stupidly.

Since it covers one turn, this magic card can be used.

You Miao sent the Executioner from the deck to the graveyard, and he directly activated the drawn trap card from his hand.

Announcement from the palace! !
"As long as this card exists in the magic and trap area, the effects of all trap cards on the field except this card will be invalidated." You Miao said ruthlessly.

Lishid was crushed to death by this announcement.

Malick has so many stickers, none of them are exceptions.

"You" Malik looked surprised.

"Your intelligence network has done so much, have you forgotten this trick?" You Miao asked the other party.

boom!
The power of the palace began to counterpress, and all four red stickers on Malik's field were neutralized.

"It doesn't matter, I still have Thunder King and Emperor Arena on the field." Malik forcefully added.

"No, your Dark Curse is also neutralized, so the unicorn can attack and return to 2500 attack power."

[Unicorn: 1800→2500 attack power]

"Malik, you're done."

"attack!"

The unicorn rushed over and kicked the Thunder King to pieces.

[Malick: 2700LP→2100LP]

"Due to the loss of the only monster, the continuous effect of the Emperor's Arena is invalid."

"I can summon a second monster."

"Open the covered quick-attack magic card, and the armor comes to life!"

This is the armor matching card that was originally taken from Balon. This quick-attack magic card can pay half of You Miao's health, special summon an armored monster from the graveyard, and increase its attack power by 100.

Hey~
Among the cards sent to the graveyard through the virus, there is an armored monster, which is Jet Gauntlet-Armor with 0 attack power.

Due to the armor's revitalization effect, this armored arm becomes 100 attack power.

You Miao raised his arms and shouted: "The armors are combined."

boom!
The arm suddenly turned into a steel arm.

Then, Malik watched You Miao walking towards him, and he shouted: "Wait a minute, what do you want to do, why are you walking over here."

You are scolding, you are attacking with armor, what are you doing here in person?
However, this dissuasion is of no use!

You Miao sped up and jumped up. He hit Malik on the left side of the face with a "Superman Flying Fist" and said, "I asked you to play with the underworld stickers, and this is what will happen."

boom!
After a punch.

Malik's health dropped by 100 points, and he was knocked away with such force that his face became swollen.

"It's not over yet." After punching you, You Miao activated the quick-attack magic card, Soul of the Berserker, from his hand.

Soul of the Berserker (anime version): Activate by discarding all cards in your hand.Draw a card from the deck. If the drawn card is a monster card, send that card to the graveyard, select 1 monster on your field with an attack power of less than 1, and the selected monster attacks once.This effect can continue to be activated until a card other than a monster card is drawn.

"My armored monster has 100 attack power and meets this condition."

"Malik, let me see how durable you are after wearing the skin of the Intelligence Network!"

"Cardou is so cute."

It's a monster card, Dark Magic Girl.

You Miao did not hesitate to send him to the grave and continued to get an opportunity to attack.

Superman Flying Fist*2!

Malik, who had just gotten up, saw You Miao punching him again. "Quack!" Malik's face was swollen on both sides.

Health -100
"Kato is so cute, it's a monster card, the sister of witchcraft."

"Intelligence network Malik, take another punch from me!"

"No, don't." The fear in Malik's heart emerged and he couldn't stop it.

Is this playing cards?

It's a beating.

You Miao seemed to have opened a new door. For the first time, he felt that Baron's armored monster was so cool.

Beat people upright.

"Takado is so cute, it's Xiao Lan, give me another punch."

"Takado is so cute, it's a mermaid. I won't activate the graveyard fusion effect anymore, so you can punch me again."

"Kado is so cute. He is a true silent magician. Take another punch from me."

"Takado is so cute, it's Xiangjian-Long Yuan, take another punch from me."

With this punch, Malik was turned into a pig's head on the spot.

Everyone who saw Isis was dumbfounded. She asked You Miao to persuade Malik, but she didn't expect that You Miao was actually very small-minded.
"That's enough, stop it, don't fight anymore." Isis felt so distressed, Malik was still her brother no matter what.

Moreover, the armored monster only deducts 100 blood once it attacks, so it will take more than twenty punches to end the duel.

According to the card Berserker Soul, You Miao may continue to beat him even after the duel is over.
Malik shouldn't be beaten to death on the spot.

"Potting your chopsticks, I admit you are 'Jeff'." Malik's tone of voice was distorted, and he gave up.

"No, it's so cute. It's a monster card, the legendary knight Timaeus."

"Seriously punch!!"

This punch made Malik dizzy and his whole body fell to the ground.

You Miao seemed not to let him go yet, he said with fierce eyes: "It's a cute card, it's a monster card, the sealed Exodia!!"

Another punch!
Isis remembered one thing. Perhaps for some special reason, You Miao would be very cruel once there was a duel, and it would be difficult for anyone to do it.
She also heard that Kyoko Masaki once stopped Yu Miao from going berserk at the school festival.

Isis plans to learn from Kyoko to wake up the other person and stop this sadistic behavior.

But she arrived a step too late. Lishid could no longer bear to watch Malik being beaten wildly. She suddenly appeared in front of the latter, intending to use her body to withstand You Miao's fist.

"If you want to fight, just hit me. I will not allow Mr. Malik to continue to get hurt."

Something unexpected happened.

You Miao's fist stopped and did not land on Lishid's face. He stopped attacking.

"Come out earlier, and he won't have to take so many punches." You Miao put away her fists.

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Afterwards, Isis finally understood why You Miao beat Malik so hard. Lishid was serious and a good girl. She also acquiesced in Malik and Lishid being together.
But Isis' memory of the old world was too deep, and the image of Lishid as a bad guy couldn't be shaken off. She simply moved away from ancient Egypt and settled in Tongshiye City without going back.

This way you won’t see Malik and Lysied together.

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At this moment, in the grass farther back, Insect Feather Moth and Ryuzaki watched the entire scene of You Miao beating Malik.

"Are you sure you want to take revenge on Duel King You Miao?"

"This guy is crazy!"

Ryuzaki doesn't want to be beaten by the Duel King, he still has a Dinosaur Duel Hall to run.

The insect feather moth stopped talking. Compared to Malik, it seemed to be completely negligible.

"Damn it, what are you afraid of?"

"I, Yu Mo, am not weaker than others. How can I forget Duel King You Miao's hatred for grabbing the card?"

Feather Moth cursed as if he was losing, he would not lose.

Ryuzaki shook his head and left the place without saying a word.

The Insect Feather Moth is really a big deal, Ryuzaki would be crazy not to accompany this guy.

"Come back, come back." Yu Mo roared loudly. He couldn't take care of You Miao by himself.

It's a pity that Ryuzaki saw this so-called friend clearly and didn't want to offend such a perverted You Miao, so he ran away.

"Cut, coward."

"When I steal the God Card, I won't give you one!"

After saying that, Yu Mo had a strange feeling. Had he ever scolded Ryuzaki like this before?
Before he could figure it out, Yu Mo suddenly felt a huge force lift him up, and he was tossed around by Leopard Girl with one hand like she was trying to twist a chicken.

Isis secretly asked You Miao out. How could the Leopard Girl not know? Of course she followed, and then caught the insect Feather Moth who was acting as Voldemort behind.

"Have you ever sneaked into You Miao's store before?"

"You guys deserve to die."

Leopard Girl started to spin Feather Moth like a windmill, and finally kept him on the ground and started beating him up.

Feather Moth was beaten by Leopard Girl on the spot until he became inhuman.
Later, You Miao heard that Yu Mo seemed to be unable to get out of the hospital bed for half a year.

(End of this chapter)