Let you be a good grandson, you raise a group of banshees?

Chapter 78 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
When this book first opened, I looked at the front page that day and saw an old acquaintance tweeting on the front page.

"Part-time Artist", as soon as I read the book written by Master Bai, my memory instantly went back to 16 years ago.

At that time, my brother was just starting to write novels seriously.

At that time, I wrote a high-quality fantasy novel, and I was in a small group with Master Bai at that time, talking nonsense every day.

Later, after I finished writing the fantasy novel, I read several books, and I was not in the mood to hang out with the small group. Seven or eight years have passed in a flash.

Time flies so fast. When I found the small group from before, I was filled with emotion.

I found out that the people in this group are still the best with my master Bai. Seven or eight years have passed, and the books are high-quality goods, and the books are ordered by tens of thousands.

How come this freshman is so good at writing books? How come his books are so beautiful? Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Will this BYD not run out of inspiration, woo woo woo woo.

Don’t write about your horses, you’ve earned all the money from the starting point, blah blah blah.

I'm so envious, woo woo woo.

When I saw Master Bai’s big recommendation, I couldn’t help myself. I pulled out my most beautiful message from QQ and said hello.

I can guarantee that after seven or eight years, he must have forgotten who I am.

Because my brother has changed countless pen names as a writer.

Damn, if I knew that I would not have repaid the thousands of dollars I borrowed from him back then, I'm sure he would have to call me Grandpa when he sees me now.

Pity.

Speaking of the past, there are really a lot of things I want to talk about, I want to talk about.

In the past few years of writing a book, I have met many noble people on this road.

I am most grateful to my two editors over the years.

One is the editor-in-chief Taishan back then. I seem to mention Editor-in-Chief Taishan in every book on the shelves.

At that time, I was inspired by One Punch Man and wanted to write a one-punch invincible novel.

I wrote it when my mind was hot.

At that time, the editorial grouping of the starting point was not like it is now. At that time, it was divided into fantasy group, urban group, and so on.

If it is fantasy, it will be fantasy, and if it is urban, it will be city.

At that time, Taishan Ju was the editor-in-chief of Fantasy.

Then I submitted my novels to all the editors in the fantasy group.

I remember that there was one editor-in-chief and seven responsible editors in the fantasy group.

Then this submission, the seven responsible editors all thought it was rubbish and rejected it for me, and Tai Shanju thought that my novel had a head and signed it for me.

Hey, how about saying that he is the editor-in-chief.

Then Tai Shanju assigned me to QQ Reading, and asked a responsible editor of QQ Reading to take me.

But I was quite stubborn at the time, and I didn't want to go to QQ to read, so I just forcibly switched to the starting point.

Later, Tai Shanju knew that he also accepted me, so he changed the editor in charge of the starting point for me.

However, the original novel did not go well at first.

Even Mosquito Legs was directly eliminated in the first round.

At that time, there was no such thing as follow-up. At that time, the starting point could still be viewed and clicked.

I was a newcomer at the time, so I just saw that my clicks were higher than others, and my recommendation votes were much higher than others.

Then why am I eliminated?

At that time, I seemed to have that social bullying syndrome. That night, I wrote a small composition for Taishan Ju on QQ.

Accuse Qidian of the shady story! !
Smart eyes don't know pearls! ! !
You are all blind! ! !

Shady, shady, all shady! !
Then Taishanju silently replied to me with a few words the next day, saying I got it.

Then about ten minutes later, he said a few brief words to me and told me to continue next week.

At that time, I almost cried.

Then... thought I was going to take off?

No, I caught a second round of mosquito legs and died again.

Was eliminated again.

then……

I started small composition again.

Shady! !Shady! ! !It's all shady! ! !
To be honest, I still dare not read what I said back then.

I stabbed myself to death after reading this.

Why was it so difficult for me at that time?

Then this time, Tai Shanju silently replied to me again, I got it, I will be very strong next week.

Since then, there have been two times when Tai Shanju forced me to push up.

Dude, that book is really coming to life.

In the back, there are six channels, bookshelves, Sanjiang, and strong pushes, and there are many of them.

And my book really lived up to Taishan Ju.

The subscription ratio exploded, and a strong push increased six or seven thousand collections, ranking first in the current period.

I remember that it seems that it was put on the shelves in the 1.3W collection, and finally made a 2500 first order.

Not to mention the year when piracy was rampant, this subscription ratio is very high even now.

Of course, if you want to say how well written that book is, it is not, mainly because the subject matter was relatively novel back then.

In 16, the starting point of fantasy was the beginning of all kinds of bitterness and hatred, and the resignation of the marriage was suppressed.

My book was directly invincible at the beginning, and it was a book that was directly invincible with one punch. It was a coincidence.

Anyway, no matter what, in the end, he did not disappoint Tai Shanju.

After that book was finished, I started to rush to the street. After all, the book's achievements depended on a good brain and editorial support.

I don't really have the ability.

Without a good idea, I'm just behind me.

I no longer have the nerve to talk to Taishan Ju.

When I suddenly remembered Taishanju many years later, I found that Taishanju had already left his job.

What to do is not clear.

But I thought, a person as powerful as Tai Shanju is naturally powerful no matter what he does.

I hope everything will go well for Taishan Ju in the future and his family will be happy.

The small author you signed casually back then has now become a full-time writer, writing novels for seven or eight years.

Although there is no big name, it can be regarded as sticking to it.

The second person I want to thank is my current editor-in-chief, Brother Shu, Wutong.

In fact, I have known Brother Shu for a long time.

I knew it when I was 16 years old.

At that time, Wutong seemed to be an editor in charge of the urban group.

At that time, when we were chatting in small groups, we could often see authors from the city shouting at each other, one at a time, and one at a time.

At that time, my brother didn't know this person, after all, he only wrote fantasy.

At that time, they were called Shuge in the group, which was called making out.

I felt disdainful at the time.

brother tree?

The tree is hanging, what kind of tree is the tree!
The name is so nice, isn't it just to ask the editor to give you more recommendations?

Because at that time Qidian’s recommendations were still in the hands of the editor-in-chief, who really had the power of life and death of the author.

But this is a small group, and the editor is not here, so why are you so licking?
Who are you licking for? Your tree brother can't see it.

That’s what I thought at the time anyway.

just now……

I want to be a dog for Brother Shu for the rest of his life! ! ! !
You all come to write a book! ! !

Come to the starting point eleven group! ! !Let's be a dog to Brother Shu together! ! ! !

……

Brother Shu is really the most different editor I have ever seen. My buddy has been writing books for so many years, and he has experienced twenty if not thirty editors.

But Brother Shu is really completely different from other editors.

This is one of the most charismatic people I have ever met.

Just talking or doing something with other editors, there is always a sense of distance between the author and the editor.

It always feels as if the two of you are opposites.

The editor represents the company and you are the employee.

Or he is the boss and you are the subordinate.

You two are not naturally good at dealing with each other.

But it's different from Brother Shu, this is really a complete closeness, as if the two of you are together, dealing with Yuewen together.

This kind of intimacy is definitely not the kind of fake intimacy where he said a few dirty words to you and made a few jokes.

Moreover, Brother Shu is the kind of gentle and gentle person who never swears.

I have been with Brother Shu for so many years, and now I really feel like a family member.

Brother Shu and I should have known each other around 21 years ago.

At that time, my buddy was writing a fantasy book on QQ Reading, and he could hardly continue writing.

Then at that time, my editor who didn't know who was in charge also ran away, and it seemed that I was transferred to the starting point editorial team.

Then one night Brother Shu added me on QQ and said that I could contact him if I needed anything in the future.

He will be in charge of my affairs in the future.

I have seen too many things about this, and I have sent away countless editors over the years.

I was too lazy to talk to Brother Shu at that time.

Mainly what was my buddy thinking about at that time.

Thinking about running away.

As far as how to say it back then, Yuewen was a little crotch-laden, it’s not free, it’s not free, it’s not anti-theft.

Purely belongs to shit is not.

Many authors packed their bags and ran away, going to other places to pick up money with sacks.

My buddy was also greedy, and wanted to run at that time.

What I thought at the time was that I couldn't write this book anymore, so I ran away.

At that time, the new book was ready, and there were only a few days before I really had to run away.

Then, in those few days, Brother Shu took the initiative to find me and told me that the old book was not moving anymore, and whether he was going to open a new book.

Then help me find the most popular themes now, help me analyze them, and tell me about them.

Don't sleep at night.

I'm embarrassed to say this, I'm going to run away, please stop beeping.

I can only deal with it casually, my brother is thinking about running away and doesn't want to talk to Brother Shu at all.

Sometimes when I talk to QQ, I will pretend not to notice even though I see it.

But after a few times, I felt embarrassed.

I'm a human, I'm not a dog, I can't do this.

This person stays up most of the night and tells you these things every day. You don't listen. Do you want to run away every day?
Is it human?
I'm really sorry.

Later I thought, forget it, just double-open.

Open one at the starting point and one at the outer station.

And then... my old habits kicked in again.

It’s just that I don’t know what’s the problem, I don’t know until now, but every time I write a novel that makes money, I have to write five or six novels in a row.

I still haven't figured out why.

I summed it up myself and it might be that the rhythm of writing a book on the shelf is different from writing a new book.

The first chapter of a new book must be interesting and not a bit sluggish.

Anyway, the middle began to flutter continuously.

Do you know how high the cost is from signing a book contract to being put on the shelves?

Even if you go all the way through five levels and kill six generals, it will take a month and a half to get on the shelves and start making money.

It takes at least two and a half months to get the money.

If it doesn't go well, it really doesn't go well.

Then my buddy threw at least four or five books.

During this period of time, Brother Shu basically talked to me about books every day.

As for me, I don’t write outside the station, just write the starting point.

After all, people are so kind to you, right? No matter what, we have to write something under the hands of people.

I have to write down my grades!
Especially since we were also authors who had written several high-quality books before, this face is really unbearable!
But... in the end, you have to hang up even if you can't...

Because the wallet can't bear it.

His grandma has not been able to earn a penny for several months. Who can resist this! !

This time the buddy really slipped.

But before I slipped away, I also told Brother Shu seriously.

It's just that there is no money in my wallet. If I continue to open new books like this, I will not be able to eat.

I have to go outside to make some quick money first.

Make tens of thousands of dollars and come back later.

Then, after Brother Shu had listened to it, he told me directly that he would sign a buyout for the new book you are writing now.

Fifty thousand words.

What kind of concept is this?

This is basically tantamount to sending money, and a lot of it.

As for the book I had at that time, to be honest, the second round of recommendations was not enough to get it on the PK. Fifty thousand words?

Three yuan for a thousand words is too much.

In my opinion it's pure rubbish.

I really had no money at the time, and I really didn't know how to eat for the next month.

When I heard Brother Shu tell me this, I had a sore nose and almost cried.

At that time, I really wanted to kneel down and kowtow to him.

Since then, I have basically admitted in my heart that I really want to be a dog for Brother Shu for the rest of my life.

Of course, to be clear, my buddy didn't take the free money at the time.

The reason why I don't want it is because Brother Shu is benevolent, but I can't be shameless.

I really can't take this money. I feel that if I take this money, I really can't hold my head up for the rest of my life.

If you can’t afford food, you’ll starve to death, and you can’t take it.

So, on the same day, I sent the book to the eunuch, and then went directly to the outside station to make quick money.

Not really fragrant this time.

After one or two months outside, I made around [-] to [-] yuan, and then I came back to the starting point to find Brother Shu again.

Then, I opened the last money-making book.

I couldn't write more than 100 million words in my last book for making money, and it collapsed really badly.

Not only was the plot broken, but my mentality was also broken.

I won’t talk about the past. Anyway, it just collapsed and I can’t write anymore. I will start a new book again this year.

Then my old habit started again.

Write a book and write a book. Write a book and write a book.

Fortunately, Brother Shu knew what was wrong with me, so he didn't ask or say much this time.

An eunuch is an eunuch, and I will sign a new book when I open it.

I remember the last one of this book, the opening repayment system.

At that time, the book was recommended in the second round for two days. At [-] o'clock that night, the collection was really not going up, and it was not a book for making money.

At eight o'clock in the evening that day, I went directly to the eunuch on the recommendation.

Then go directly to scan the list, read the latest novel trend, and then write a new book in the early morning, release it directly at four or five in the morning, and then talk to Brother Shu.

When Brother Shu goes to work in the morning, he will sign directly.

That is this book.

During this period, brother Shu didn't say much, and the two of us seemed to have a tacit understanding.

"Brother, I wrote a new book, this one will definitely work."

"it is good."

"Brother, I wrote a new book. This one will definitely do the trick."

"it is good."

"Brother, I wrote a new book. I feel like this one will definitely work."

"it is good."

The people in the eleven groups of contracted authors knew this and were all dumbfounded.

What's the situation?
The eunuch wrote a new book that night, posted it that night, and signed it the next morning?

dear son?
This novel can be written until now, it really depends on Brother Shu's trust.

He didn't even look at what I wrote when he signed the contract for me, anyway, he signed it directly after sending the link.

If you follow the normal process.

Just for these five or six popular books, it would take more than a month to wait for the signing, and I would be gone.

And finally, after plunking down five or six books, I have found some new rhythm.

The grades of this book are counted.

To be honest, Brother Shu has received the most care over the years.

Let me help you find out what themes are most popular right now and what the trends are.

In the first round of water testing, I almost followed up, so I can help you apply for exceptions.

There are too many starting points, I will take you to QQ to read and try the new mode, and see if you can make money.

Yuewen really couldn't get along anymore, so he said he wanted to go to an external site. He also said that he knew the editor of the external site and could help introduce him to you.

I even secretly told you once that there is a little bug in the website, which can make a little extra money.

It's just like friends and family members. The editor and the author are not enemies at all, they are friends, and they can say whatever they want.

Don't engage in any mysteries, and don't engage in superiority.

How should I put it, come to Team Eleven to be a dog for Brother Shu!
Of course, it will be another matter if Brother Shu gets promoted in the future.

Now, after half a year of research, a new book is about to be released.

What the hell!

on shelves?

This is a testimonial!
Why did I write four thousand words without realizing it?

……on purpose.

Let you get used to it in advance, and the chapters will be put on the shelf in the future. Each chapter is about [-] words, and three chapters are updated every day.

That is 1.2W words a day, which is three times the amount of updates before it was put on the shelves.

Of course, this is not fixed. If there is no inspiration, there will definitely be less updates.

This will be on the shelves at six o'clock in the evening on the tenth, that is, at six o'clock tomorrow night.

In fact, there is nothing to say.

If you have money, you can support it genuinely, and if you don’t have money, you can search on Baidu.

It’s not shameful to read Baidu. I can see from the backstage that most of the people who read my novel are students or those who have just started work.

What money can I have?
Even if you have money, it is given by your parents.

With the huge, huge, super invincible update volume after I put it on the shelves.

In the future, if you don’t just read my book, you will get about 30 to [-] yuan a month.

The money for a monthly card.

There is no need to say that I specially recharged the value and gave me the whole first order or something.

There is really no need, because you only gave me the entire first subscription, and then you stopped subscribing and went to Baidu.

Then I will update later, and the subscription will be dropped, and others will think that my writing has collapsed.

We are all buddies, there is really no need to make such a fuss.

what?
You want to turn on automatic subscription for me?

Lord, please come inside!

Anyway, if you don’t have a lot of money, you can go to Baidu, study hard, work hard, earn a lot of money, and become the richest man in XX.

At that time, if the buddy is still writing the book and has not changed the number to run away, you can reward the buddy with silver when you come back.

My buddy will sing for you live that Dad's dad is grandpa.

But there is one thing, we must say it clearly, I have to say it every time I put it on the shelves.

We are definitely not happy to pick up the bowl to eat, and put it down to scold your mother!

You can't go to Baidu to watch pirated versions. Then when you see the plot that makes you unhappy and don't like it, you'll go to my genuine comment section and spray me.

Absolutely not happy!

Da Ma Yo!
My buddy is a person who refreshes the comment area intensively, you can see how clean my comment area is.

how come?

Dude, I earned it by deleting thirty negative reviews a day!

If you want to spray, you don't have a fan card, don't blame the buddies for being cruel and merciless, and you will always be sealed and deleted.

The key is not to.

It’s just a novel, just for fun. If you’re happy, keep reading. If you’re not happy, just turn it off. Don’t you think so?
OK.

That's all for now, at 18.00:1.2 on the evening of the [-]th, the [-]W word update.

So there will be no update in the early morning tonight, and no update at noon tomorrow, and we will update together at [-] o'clock tomorrow night.

Tell me why it’s six o’clock.

Because PK is forced to push.

Because the recommended positions in this book are based on performance, and everyone knows this.

This is a book that is not on the shelves. I read it as a follow-up.

The books on the shelves are all subject to subscription.

And using subscription and follow-up PK is really a disadvantage. If there are too many people going to Baidu, I won’t be able to push it if I don’t have many subscriptions.

I have already skipped Sanjiang. I was supposed to go to Sanjiang next week, but I didn’t wait and put it on the shelves directly this week instead of Sanjiang.

Therefore, this strong recommendation must be PK, otherwise the book will be over.

Tomorrow is the time to arrange recommendations. Let the operations editor watch my follow-up reading and arrange recommendations for me.

After six o'clock, they have finished all the arrangements, and they are almost off work, and I will sneakily put them on the shelves.

This time we don't want to shoot, and put it on the shelves secretly.

In addition, future updates will not be developed separately, and all will be released in one go.

明天晚上18点00分见！明天晚上18点00分见！明天晚上18点00分见！

十号晚上18点00分见！十号晚上18点00分见！十号晚上18点00分见！

(End of this chapter)