Let you be a good grandson, you raise a group of banshees?

Although he believed that even if he went too far, Wei Ling and Lingju would not do anything to him.

But Lingju is a Gu Immortal after all.

It's like if you are playing with a kitten and the kitten resists, it may scratch you with its claws.

But if you play with a tiger.

Even if the tiger doesn't want your life, it just pounces on you to get close to you.

Those sharp claws that can tear apart bones, and the strength of a thousand pounds, must at least peel off a layer of your skin.

Now that Ling Ju has broken through the Gu Immortal, his strength must be far stronger than the original Bald Demon.

With her strength, if she is provoked to anger, she can just give someone a murderous look.

Maybe he and the Kraken can be directly defeated.

"I'm sorry, Wei Ling, for the sake of the overall situation, I can only sacrifice you."

Lu Yuan sighed slightly and said helplessly, "Siren, tell me, how can I help you?"

"Hehe, I've already thought about this!"

The siren smiled mysteriously and immediately told Lu Yuan all about his plan.

It turned out that she was planning to ask Lu Yuan to ask Xiling Ling out for dinner.

Because Xiling, a foodie, is always vigilant on weekdays, but he is unprepared when enjoying delicious food.

She used her ability to escape from water and hid it in the kettle in advance.

When he arrived at the eating place, he put the kettle on the ground.

When Xiling was so focused on eating, she emerged from the pot.

The difference in strength between Siren and Xing Ling is not too big, it just depends on who can take the upper hand.

As long as she can strike first, Xiling can only let her play tricks on her.

"Siren, I didn't tell you..."

Lu Yuan said helplessly, "Why are you going to such trouble?"

"Just to tease Xiling once, are you okay with that?"

"As for, of course as for!"

The Siren nodded without thinking, "Master, you don't understand."

"The meaning of our Kraken clan's existence is to play pranks."

"The anger of others, especially the anger of strong men, is simply an irreplaceable delicacy."

As he said this, the Siren couldn't help but smack his tongue with a look of obsession on his face.

"That wonderful feeling can't be replaced by anything."

Lu Yuan's face was complicated and he could only nodded helplessly.

It's understandable that powerful banshees all have their own quirks.

However, the Kraken's quirks are obviously weirder than those of other monsters.

Immediately, Lu Yuan took a wine gourd, filled up the Siren and hung it on his waist.

Then he pretended to be calm and went to the backyard to look for Xiling.

Xiling was still enjoying the assorted noodles, and in the blink of an eye he had finished six more bowls.

"Sister, don't eat."

Lu Yuan said with a bitter face, "I just came back from Tianzhu all the way, and I want to go to the street with you to eat something good."

Xu Ling originally showed off her face silently, not even bothering to look at Lu Yuan.

As soon as I heard that I wanted to eat something good on the street, I immediately put down the bowl and stood up without hesitation.

"Walk."

Lu Yuan couldn't laugh or cry, "You...haven't you already eaten?"

“Just because you’ve eaten doesn’t mean you’re full.”

Wei Ling said calmly, "Are you going? If not, I will go by myself."

Lu Yuan secretly thought, this means that their family in the Han Dynasty has a great business and has more than ten chefs.

For an ordinary wealthy family, even if the family has a little money, it will be ruined.

After eating more than a dozen bowls of noodles, it felt like I hadn’t eaten anything.

Who can resist this way of eating?

Walking on the street, Wei Ling felt wind at his feet, and all he wanted to do was eat sesame seed cakes and duck blood soup.

Lu Yuan was thinking deeply about what he should do to ensure his safety to the greatest extent.

With Wei Ling's temper, it was not a big deal for her to be teased by the sea monster once.

However, if you disturb her while she is eating, you are simply seeking death.

No, for the sake of life safety, I cannot help others do evil.

We must find a way to protect ourselves wisely.

Thinking of this, Lu Yuan deliberately speeded up a bit.

Walking in front of Wei Ling, the gourd on his waist "accidentally" fell to the ground with a thud.

"Oh, why am I so careless?"

Lu Yuan smiled and said, "Shailing, could you help me pick it up?"

"No help."

But Xiling only wanted to enjoy the delicious food, and passed by Lu Yuan without even looking at the gourd.

Lu Yuan was disappointed, so he had to pick up the gourd and follow him silently.

"Hey, Shai Ling, the wine over there seems to be good."

Passing by a wine shop, Lu Yuan found another opportunity and took off the gourd and handed it to Shai Ling.

"Come on, go get me a bottle of wine. How about we drink and eat at the same time?"

"No money."

Xiling refused again without hesitation. Obviously she was just a top foodie, not a top wine drinker.

Lu Yuan looked helpless on the surface, but in his heart he was grinning with anger.

Damn it, this foodie is too stupid.

I remind you so obviously, but you only think about eating, and treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs?

Simply ignore her, love her to death or live forever!

However, Lu Yuan just said something angry in his heart, and then looked around again for opportunities.

After all, if the guilty spirit goes crazy, the sea monster can easily escape with a little water.

I have no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth.

If the majestic prince were to be pinned to the ground and beaten by a woman in the street in a bustling downtown area.

It is estimated that within half an hour, this explosive news will appear in all major sections of Jianghu Daily.

Suddenly, Lu Yuan finally got an idea when he passed by a stall selling candied haws.

He deliberately paused and allowed Xiling to walk three to five meters.

Then he shouted loudly and exaggeratedly, "Wow, these candied haws are really red and bright, and they taste so good at first sight!"

"Xiling Ling, I'll give you a bunch of candied haws on a stick to eat, take it!"

After saying that, he waved his hand and threw the gourd from his waist.

"Candied haws?"

Hearing Tanghulu, Wei Ling turned around and his little eyes gleamed.

However, when he raised his hand to catch it, he saw that it was not a candied haws, but a wine haws, and his expression suddenly sank.

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, I didn't mean it!"

Lu Yuan said with a sneer, "Didn't this happen accidentally and my hand slipped?"

"Just wait, I'll buy it for you right now!"

Immediately, Lu Yuan gave Xu Ling a crazy look, and then went to the vendor to buy candied haws.

Under the hint that he was about to say it out loud, Xiling finally understood.

Looking at the gourd in his hand, a hidden smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Come on, Xiling, I'll give you the candied haws."

"Well, thank you."

Xu Ling returned the wine haws to Lu Yuan and munched on the candied haws.

By the time I walked to the night market, I had already wiped out more than a dozen bunches of candied haws.

As soon as the two sat down at a duck blood soup stall, the boss immediately greeted them with a warm smile on his face.

"Hey, isn't this Sister Xiling?"

"Today...is it still the same?"

"Well, the old way."

Xiling nodded, looking like a regular customer, more familiar with the road than Lu Yuan.

"Okay, Sister Wei Ling, please wait a moment!"

After two minutes, the boss brought a small stove and placed it in front of Xiling. Immediately, two waiters carried a large pot of duck blood soup and placed it on the stove.

This pot is big enough for a person to take a bath in it, and it holds fifty or sixty kilograms.

There are various kinds of duck blood, duck intestines, duck gizzards and duck liver inside, which are very filling.

Just when Lu Yuan was stunned, the other two people brought the sesame cakes again.

The two of them each held a huge wooden plate and neatly stacked more than a hundred golden and crispy sesame seed cakes.

Place them on the left and right sides of Xiling, within easy reach of your hands.

Lu Yuan couldn't laugh or cry, "Shai Ling, you...are you here to eat cakes and soup like this now?"

"Ah."

Xiling nodded, as if he had only done a trivial thing.

Lu Yuan once again had a clearer understanding of this woman's foodie attributes.

The vendor who sells sesame seed cakes and duck blood soup is so familiar with her that he calls her Sister Wei Ling.

It seems that Wei Ling has eaten this way more than once or twice.

Instead, it has long been famous throughout the street and has become the "same old thing".

No wonder these vendors who sell soup and cakes all wear dazzling gold hoops and jade rings on their hands.

It is estimated that they all made their fortune through Xing Ling.

As if nothing had happened, Xiling Ling stirred the pot with a big spoon, took a spoonful and drank it, smacking his tongue.

"It seems a little salty."

Upon hearing that the big customer had brought up the problem, the boss was immediately frightened.

"Sister Wei Ling, I'm so sorry, we added too much salt and pepper today."

"Come on, take it back quickly and give it to Sister Xiling to reprocess it!"

"No need."

Shai Ling shook his head and went back to pick up the wine gourd on the ground.

Before anyone could react, she opened the gourd and poured the water inside into the pot.

The duck blood soup in the pot was still boiling, and the stove below was still heating it.

After the water was poured into the soup, the calmness lasted for about two or three seconds.

Then a hysterical scream was heard, spreading throughout the street.

"what!"

The next second, a black shadow jumped out of the pot and flew into the distance at a speed that was almost an afterimage.

The surrounding diners were stunned for a moment, rubbing their eyes in disbelief.

"What was that... just now?"

"Flying out of the soup pot?"

"Hahahaha, this is what is called, cooked duck, brush, fly away, right?"

Everyone laughed and continued drinking and eating.

Lu Yuan looked worried and whispered, "Shailing, are you a little too cruel?"

"What if the sea monster gets burned?"

"It won't burn to death."

Shai Ling continued to taste the soup in the pot, nodded with a satisfied smile, "Well, this is appropriate."

Lu Yuan sighed and felt a little headache.

If you are caught between the guilty spirit and the sea monster, you will definitely offend one of them.

How to coax someone offended is a big problem.

Lu Yuan whispered, "Shailing, let's go see the Kraken?"

"Don't go."

However, Xiling Ling was not interested at all and just ate cakes and soup by himself.

"Then... you eat here first, and I'll go and see for myself."

Immediately, Lu Yuan left Xiling Ling behind and followed the direction where the sea monster was escaping.

Walking through the bustling downtown area, I saw the Siren sitting on the wall, curled up into a ball with his knees in his arms, sobbing quietly in grievance.

"Why are you still crying?"

Lu Yuan said with a bitter face, "Siren, don't cry, don't cry."

"I didn't expect that the shameful spirit would be so cunning and see through you directly..."

"Stop pretending!"

Siren glared at Lu Yuan with red eyes, and said resentfully, "It was you who secretly prompted her to betray me!"

"I……"

Lu Yuan scratched his head awkwardly, "I'm also caught in the middle, in a dilemma..."

"Hmph, I knew you were untrustworthy!"

Siren pushed Lu Yuan and said angrily, "Go away, I don't want your help!"

"I won't have you as my master in the future, and I will never care about you again!"

Lu Yuan couldn't help but suck the flower seeds, feeling helpless for a moment.

It is definitely impossible for him to really just walk away like this.

Not to mention how much of a loss it would be for him to lose his capable general, Siren.

Without his own control, the Siren would really be able to let himself go.

It is estimated that the entire imperial city will never have peace.

Just when Lu Yuan was helpless and thinking about how to bring the sea monster back.

Shai Ling suddenly came from a distance with an expressionless face.

The sea monster was so frightened that he desperately wanted to escape.

However, he was grabbed by Xiling from the air and brought back like a chicken.

"Let me go, let me go!"

While struggling desperately, the siren yelled, "You man woman, you made my whole body fishy and oily, isn't it enough?"

"Cut the nonsense."

Wei Ling said coldly, "You wanted to tease me first, so I fought back."

"Are you dissatisfied?"

Faced with Xiling's domineering questioning, Siren could only weakly nod, "Submit..."

"Do you still dare to play pranks on me in the future?"

"Don't dare..."

"Will you go home with your master?"

"No return……"

"Ok?"

"Back! Back!"

Seeing that the sea monster was treated submissively, there was no more pricks.

Lu Yuan suddenly felt extremely happy that he had made a wise choice.

Brine some tofu, one thing down one thing.

If you offend the sea monster, you cannot offend the guilty spirit.

Because the guilty spirit can cure the sea monster, but the sea monster cannot cure the guilty spirit.

After such a farce happened, Lu Yuan was embarrassed to let Siren go on an expedition with his father.

Fortunately, Liu Ninglu saw the worry in his heart.

After asking, he volunteered to follow his father on an expedition to Mobei.

"Your Majesty, although my cultivation is not strong, I am just like the sea monster, good at hypnosis and bewitching people's minds."

Liu Ninglu said solemnly, "If the King of Han encounters any danger, or if he refuses to listen to dissuasion and insists on going his own way, I will use hypnosis to stop him and bring him back."

"Okay, Ning Lu, I'll leave it to you."

Lu Yuan nodded and said gratefully, "Although my father is brave, he is reckless and reckless."

"In this attack on Mobei, we don't seek merit, but we seek no faults."

"As long as he can come back safely, that's enough."

Two days later, the army was gathered and marched out of the city.

Emperor Yongle led the crown prince and King Zhao to personally prepare wine and host a banquet outside the North City Gate.

"Xu'er, this time you lead a large army to march north to conquer the Tartars."

Emperor Yongle held the wine cup in his hand and said solemnly, "What you represent is not only the face of my father, but also the dignity of the entire Lieqian Dynasty!"

"I hope you can achieve great success and success, and don't disgrace the honor of your father and ancestors!" (End of Chapter)