Tomb Raider begins with listening to thunder

Chapter 49 It’s like being drunk
"Bro!"

As soon as Xu Fei walked out, he met his younger brother coming towards him, Xu Fei felt very happy.

"Are you OK?"

The little brother was concerned.

"No problem, you're in great shape."

Xu Fei patted his chest with one hand and said.

"By the way, brother, you haven't eaten yet, right?" Xu Fei asked.

"No." The little brother shook his head.

"That's a good relationship, little brother, you are lucky." Xu Fei looked at the claws of the giant human hand on his shoulder.

"Pangpang, bring the pot, I'll make Xu-style cooking for my little brother."

Xu Fei looked at Fatty Wang who was sitting on the ground resting and ordered.

"Give!"

Fatty Wang took out all his cooking tools.

"Fortunately, Xiao Feifei is here, otherwise Fat Master would have confessed to be here today."

He still has lingering fears about Fatty Wang's attack on human hands.

"Yeah, this thing is really powerful." Wu Xie agreed.

"Are you two okay?"

The little brother was concerned.

"It's okay, it's just a bit of a scratch." Wu Xie replied, touching the scratch and scratching his head.

10 minutes later, a portion of stir-fried clams was freshly baked.

"It smells so good." Xu Fei smelled it himself.

"Brother, how do you taste it?"

Xu Fei couldn't wait to know the result.

The little brother took the chopsticks from Xu Fei, took a chopstick and put it into his mouth.

The little brother kept chewing, and the cold expression on his face slowly turned into a smile.

"Is there any rice?" The boy felt that he needed a bowl of rice.

Hand-made clams with rice, my sincere recommendation.

"Haha, luckily I brought self-heating rice."

Xu Fei looked at the little brother who was not conquered by his delicious food, and he was immediately satisfied.

"Have you ever seen such a pyrotechnic guy?" Xu Fei sighed inwardly.

Xu Fei made the self-heating rice and handed it to the little brother with his own hands.

After the little brother got the rice, he ate it regardless of his image.

"Brother, is it really that delicious?" Fatty Wang looked at the little brother who was immersed in eating and couldn't help but ask.

The little brother didn't have time to speak, so he just nodded.

"Fuck, even my brother said it was delicious, Xiao Feifei, I want to eat it too!"

Fatty Wang looked at Xu Fei with longing eyes.

Xu Fei spread his hands and said that there is no more, this is the only one.

"Brother, give me a bite."

Fatty Wang put his mouth in front of his little brother, eager to be fed by him.

Fatty Wang is already drooling, after all, the little brother eats so deliciously.

"Wu Xie, do you want it?"

The little brother ignored Fatty Wang, but turned to look at Wu Xie.

Wu Xie smiled and said: "Brother, you can eat it. We have all eaten it. Don't pay attention to the fat man."

The little brother nodded and continued to eat hard.

At this moment, something strange suddenly happened to Fatty Wang.

I, I don’t know what’s wrong, it’s just, hehehe, I’m a little exhausted.”

"Ouch, I'm getting older, oops. I'm still a little out of breath."

Seeing this scene, Xu Fei suddenly remembered something, and then shouted to Fatty Wang: "Look at your wound."

Xu Fei went up and pulled his clothes immediately, only to see that Fatty Wang's wound was a little purple and swollen, with purple veins wrapped around the wound.

"Oh, I'm so hot! This heart is beating pretty fast. Hehehe. Why am I quite happy?"

"Hahahaha~"

Fatty Wang smirked at the side, and Xu Fei looked at Wu Xie's wound again, and immediately understood what was going on.

"The shells that entangle you are poisonous." Xu Fei explained.

"But not fatal!"

Xu Fei paused.

"What symptoms do you have?" Wu Xie asked, holding on.

"Hehehehe, it's like drinking hehehehe."

Fatty Wang was smirking on the side and suddenly hummed a ballad.

Wu Xie looked at Fatty Wang and suddenly laughed: "Ha~ha~ha~ha~ha~"

Wu Xie walked towards Fatty Wang, walking with his hands and feet like a child. He walked to Fatty Wang's side in a orderly manner and took off his clothes.

Wu Xie had a silly smile on his face, and so did Fatty Wang.

Both of them were undressed, singing indistinctly.

"These two iron fools!"

Xu Fei watched the two of them rocking and humming like Hanhan, silently took out his phone and took a video.

The little brother looked at Wu Xie and Fatty Wang, the two fools, and the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously.

"Are they all right?" the younger brother asked.

"It's nothing serious, it's just that the two of them have been poisoned by human hands, and the symptoms are like those of being drunk. It will be fine when they finish venting." Xu Fei explained to the little brother.

"Oh!"

Seeing this, the little brother continued to eat the delicacies Xu Fei had cooked. Anyway, the two fools would be fine after a while.

"Let's take off, let's fight demons and ghosts!"

Fatty Wang pointed to the sky with an excited expression and shouted loudly.

Wu Xie pulled Fatty Wang and said, "Fatty, do you still remember when we fought against the Queen Mother of the West?"

"Hey hey hey hey"

Fatty Wang stared at Wu Xie in bewilderment.

"When we fought the Queen Mother of the West, this human-hand monster was just a little mosquito, a little mosquito."

Wu Xie felt dizzy, pinched a small point with his fingers, and waved it in the air.

"Hehehe, it's just a fart~ Bah!"

Fatty Wang shouted incoherently.

The two of Wu Xie staggered like drunks.

"But Queen Mother Xi's big tail, do you remember? That big tail?"

"We're holding that Gatling, da da da da."

Fatty Wang and the two held hands, grabbed each other, and started jumping around blindly, shouting in their mouths.

"Haha, it's so funny!"

Holding up the phone, Xu Fei laughed until his stomach ached.

"We were young at that time~"

Fatty Wang held Wu Xie's shoulders with both hands: "In my heart, I want to tell you right now, but I don't know if it's appropriate or not."

Fatty Wang's hand touched Wu Xie's face, and he immediately pouted, wanting to kiss Wu Xie.

"I"

Wu Xie looked at Fatty Wang resistingly, his whole body was resisting, and he immediately turned around and shouted: "Get out!"

However, Fatty Wang held Wu Xie's waist tightly with his hands and shouted affectionately: "I, love, you"

"You damn fat man" Wu Xie screamed.

"I want to confess to you! I have loved you for a long time."

"Get out! Get out!" Wu Xie kept resisting.

"Let me confess!"

Fatty Wang's breathing was very rapid: "Let me kiss you again."

Xu Fei looked at this scene, covering his mouth in shock.

"Brother, your daughter-in-law is going to be taken advantage of by the fat man."

Xu Fei looked at the little brother who was still eating and reminded him.

"Uh!" The little brother didn't know what to say, so he had to continue eating.

"Brother, I understand, hehe!"

Xu Fei said coquettishly.

"You understand again?" The little brother raised his head and said.

"you guess!"

After Xu Fei finished speaking, he continued to watch what interesting things Wu Xie and Fatty Wang would do next.

　My hand was injured yesterday, and it was too hard to code with one hand. I have been updating a chapter every day during the recent period, sorry.

　　Sure enough, I'm not suitable for driving a Ferrari with one hand, hehe.

　　
　
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