Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 71 Ghost Fishing
It was nearly midnight, the weather was gloomy and dark, there was no breeze, and there was a heavy feeling in the air.Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian followed the whirlwind in front and slowly walked out of the construction site gate.

"Brother Ermiao..." Wan Shugao called pitifully in front of the duty room at the gate.

Ding Ermiao waved his hand: "Stay here well and take care of my things."

We are not going to attend a peach party tonight. Ding Ermiao is not sure yet what the female ghost's purpose is.Moreover, I didn’t bring any magical tools or charms with me. If something happened, self-protection would be a problem. Bringing Wan Shugao with me would be even more burdensome.

Because of the Wuyu River, the water vapor here is extremely heavy.It's night now, the temperature has dropped, and the water vapor has turned into fog. There are thick fog in front of and behind you.Within a few steps of leaving the construction site, Ding Ermiao lost his sense of direction.

The whirlwind just rolled on the ground, and the hitching post took on a human form, which was still the same as last night.

"Mr. Ding, Mr. Li, it's difficult to travel at night. Do you want me to get a lantern?" Shuanzhu asked slightly proudly.

Ding Ermiao smiled faintly: "It's up to the owner, you can make a lantern if you want, and you can pull it down if you don't want to."

Shuanzhu thought for a while and said, "I'd better light the lantern. If someone stumbles and knocks you down, I won't be able to explain to my sister."

As he spoke, Shuanzhu spread his hands, and a little phosphorescence in his palm gradually enlarged to the size of an ordinary light bulb, and finally rose to the top of his head, emitting a soft orange color.

With such a little light, the visibility has improved a lot, and the ground within five or six feet of the surroundings can still be barely seen clearly.

Ding Ermiao sneered in his heart. This ghost kid, relying on this little trick, showed his magical powers in front of him, and he was so blind.If I carry a magic weapon with me, wouldn't it be possible to make such a small lamp?
In the mist, the two and one ghost continued to move forward.There was a faint sound of water flowing ahead, and Ding Ermiao asked as he walked: "What, does your sister live in the river, or on the other side of the river?"

"Sister's fairy mansion will be there soon." Shuanzhu did not answer directly, but said: "But I have to wait a moment for Mr. Ding and Mr. Li. There are no ready-made dishes in the mansion. My sister asked me to catch some fresh food to entertain you two. .”

"The Immortal Mansion is a Ghost Mansion, right?" Ding Ermiao sneered: "We don't have to entertain guests or anything like that. What good things can you come up with?"

Shuanzhu smiled and didn't make any excuses, just leading the way.

In the blink of an eye, he reached the riverside.With a wave of Shuanzhu's hand, the lamp just now hung on the willow tree by the river.

The night wind suddenly became much stronger, blowing along the river, as cold as water.

"There are countless aquatic products in Wuyu River. Let's see what our luck is tonight."

Zhuanzhu said to himself, broke off a willow stick from the willow tree next to him, peeled off the skin on it, rubbed it with his hands, twisted it into a length of rope, and tied it to the tip of the willow branch.

Then, he lowered the rope from the willow branch into the water.

Let’s see what else happens to you!Ding Ermiao stood with her hands behind her back and sneered silently.

Li Weinian watched it with great interest and asked: "Shuanzhu, are you fishing?"

"Tai Gong Jiang is fishing, and whoever wants to take the bait will take the bait!" Shuanzhu laughed proudly, stepped on the willow branches under his feet, turned around and broke off a dozen thin willow branches, brushed off the leaves on them, and twirled his hands, weaving in an instant A small fish basket came.

Ding Ermiao snorted and said: "You said that Li Weinian and I are just fishes, and now we are hooked by you? Don't be too proud, kid. Although I don't bring a magic weapon, I can still make secrets and recite incantations. Just rely on I’m afraid you won’t be able to keep me here with your little deeds.”

"Sir, don't be suspicious. I just want to catch some fish and cook some dishes for you to drink." Shuanzhu laughed: "You are my sister's distinguished guests tonight, and I don't dare to play tricks."

"Better not to play tricks!"

Ding Ermiao threatened the child, and continued to stand with his hands behind his back, letting the night wind by the river rustle his clothes.But he secretly thought in his heart, pretending to be aggressive by the river in the middle of the night is really not a good job, it is cold and tired, it would be better if he just sit down and rest for a while.

The wind blows and the water moves, making a tinkling sound.

Suddenly, water rose up on the river, and Zhuanzhu exclaimed with great joy: "I'm hooked, I'm hooked!"

While talking, he mentioned the willow branch from before, and sure enough, a fat, fat-headed carp was lifted up into the air, jumping around with his tail swaying wildly.

"Haha, this fish is so fat. It must not work but eat well to grow into such a fat body!"

Shuanzhu's eyebrows were full of joy, he picked off the fat-headed carp, threw it into the fish basket buried in the water, and said:
"For this fish, you need to use a sharp knife to cut off its scales little by little, and then rub it with fine salt to maintain its freshness. Then chop it open with a knife, take out the internal organs, and fry it in boiling oil. , bite it one by one, it will taste crispy and soft, and your mouth will be filled with fragrance!"

At this point, Shuanzhu made a "sizzle" sound and sucked the saliva into his mouth again.

Li Weinian listened with interest and said: "Shuan Zhu, what you said is so clear and logical, the food must be delicious. When you are with your sister, do you cook every day?"

Ding Ermiao remained calm and snorted in his heart.Although this ghost child has a childish voice, he speaks with gritted teeth. Is he cooking?It was clearly a threat, implying the use of some kind of torture!

"Yes, yes, I am usually the one who cooks." Shuanzhu said with a smile: "With my sister's status, how can I let her go to the kitchen?"

Ding Ermiao couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Stop talking nonsense to me! You are already ghosts, and you still want to eat human fireworks? At most, you can smell the fragrance of vegetables occasionally!"

Shuanzhu curled his lips and said: "It doesn't make sense. Even if you smell the aroma of vegetables, you have to cook them first, right?"

Ding Ermiao was about to curse when suddenly Shianzhu flicked his wrist, and another fat-headed silver carp was lifted out of the water.

Shuan Zhu grabbed the fish head and laughed loudly: "Haha, this one is also fat and is most suitable for boiled fish. Hey, do you know how to cook boiled fish? I tell you, you have to throw the live fish into the pot Here, slowly add more wood and fire..."

Damn it, does this fish have a grudge against you?Does eating a fish need to be so tortured?Ding Ermiao endured the noise of Zhuanzhu and cursed secretly in his heart.

After picking off the second silver carp and putting it into the fish basket as before, Shuanzhu gave Li Weinian the "fishing rod" in his hand: "Mr. Li, come and fish too. It's very fun."

"Me?" Li Weinian smiled and declined: "I'm afraid I can't do it. I've never fished like this before."

"It's okay, I guarantee you can catch the fish." Shuanzhu waved, grabbed a firefly, braided it on the rope hanging from the front of the willow branch, and threw it into the water.

"Well, firefly bait is very effective. As soon as you see the fluorescence extinguishes, lift the fishing rod up to ensure a harvest."

"Okay, let me give it a try." Li Weinian also found it interesting, holding a "fishing rod" and staring closely at the water.

Sure enough, the fireflies were still shining brightly in the water, and they actually dyed the surrounding small waters brightly, but dimmed a little.

After a while, a few swimming fish were vaguely visible around it, swimming freely.Li Weinian was clicking his tongue in admiration when the sparkle suddenly disappeared.

Shuanzhu shouted urgently: "Hurry up and fish."

Sooner or later, Li Weinian hurriedly picked up the "fishing rod" and saw another big-headed carp tumbling out, following the force of the "fishing line" and landing directly on the shore.

"Mr. Li is also very skilled." Shuan Zhu took the fish out and put it into the fish basket and said with a smile.

Ding Ermiao coughed twice and said angrily: "Kid, you've caught three fish, are you done with it? If you don't take us to see your sister, I'm leaving!"

"Have you caught three already?" Shuanzhu scratched his head and said, "Mr. Ding, I don't know how to count. Please lift up the fish basket and count it."

"It was originally three fish. You caught two and I caught one." Li Weinian said as he lifted the fish basket out of the water.

But there was only one fish flapping in the fish basket.There are no holes in the fish basket and it is intact.

Shuan Zhu looked at Li Weinian and Ding Ermiao and laughed: "I just say that I don't know how to count. It turns out you don't know how to count either! This is obviously a fish."

He was actually blinded by this kid right under his nose.Ding Ermiao became angry and shouted: "Kid, what on earth are you playing?!"

The kid is really naughty and bullies people too much. If ten thousand people are killed, Ding Ermiao will have to cut off his ears!

Shuan Zhu ignored Ding Ermiao, and calmly leaned into Li Weinian's ear, whispering: "Do you know what Yang Debao at your construction site is doing now?"

"What else can he do? Go to sleep. It's already midnight." Li Weinian was stunned.

"He is sleeping, but he is also dreaming now. In the dream, it was a fish that we caught three times..." Zhuan Zhu smiled mischievously: "We caught the same fish three times. This fish , that is Yang Debao from your construction site..."

"Ah——!" Li Weinian was shocked and said: "Let it go quickly, I don't want to eat fish, I don't want to eat fish!"

(End of this chapter)