Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 665 Face Stroke

Now Gan Ziniu, the principal of Ancestral Primary School, has disappeared, and there are rumors that Huang Kejun and Luo Yufeng are haunted. The entire Mao'er Village, as well as several nearby villages, are in turmoil.

Ding Ermiao was worried that if he let out the news, thousands of people from the Gan family would be attacked.Ding Ermiao knows what he is capable of. He is not Fearless, Huang Feihong, or Ultraman.

Although he has thousands of people to kill him, he is absolutely no match for thousands of hoes and poles.

So, hurry up and treat the three girls, and then run away.

Ji Xiaoxiao clasped his hands behind his back, walked a few steps, and said in an old-fashioned way:
"This is what I plan to do. Just let the female ghost Miao Caigu kill Wan Junming, break his boyhood, and then leave a cold ghostly aura on him..."

Ding Ermiao nodded and said with a smile: "I know this, what next?"

"Then... let Gu Zixuan, the god of land, come out to catch ghosts and perform a cruel trick to drive Miao Caigu away." Ji Xiaoxiao said after thinking:

"Then..., Gu Zixuan will tell Wan Junming that he will die within three days. The only way to save him is to find the master Ding Ermiao and let Ding Ermiao resolve Wan Junming's disaster. "

Ding Ermiao snapped his fingers and praised: "What a good idea. Then the master Ding Ermiao will talk nonsense and let Wan Junming and Chu Xiaoman get married within three days. Then the world will be settled, and there will be music and bells and drums. , let’s drink wedding wine…”

At this point, Gu Qinglan and Ding Er Miao Ji Xiaoxiao looked at each other, and the three of them laughed loudly together.The female ghost Miao Caigu sounded amused, and she also covered her mouth and secretly enjoyed herself.

Ding Ermiao looked at Miao Caigu and said: "Don't laugh at Miao Caigu, now I will take you to identify the door and identify the person. You will do it in the evening and leave more ghost energy on Wan Junming. As long as you don't Just kill him. Do you understand?"

"Understood, I will be measured." Miao Caigu agreed with a blushing face.

Ding Ermiao chuckled, accepted Miao Caigu, and took Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan to Wan Junming's village again.

"This Wan Junming, when the cabbage was brought to his mouth, he didn't hump it. Now it's better. The female ghost humped him, haha..." Ji Xiaoxiao laughed as she walked, smiling very proudly.

Gu Qinglan was on the side, but it was difficult to talk to him.After all, Ji Xiaoxiao and Ding Ermiao are husband and wife, but she is a girl, and she cannot say anything too explicit in front of Ding Ermiao.

The three of them walked and watched, taking a leisurely stroll, and within a short time they arrived at the village where Wan Junming was.Ding Ermiao asked Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan to wait at the entrance of the village, and he took Miao Caigu into the village.

When I walked to the door of Wan Junming's house, by chance, this kid happened to be dressed like a dog and was pushing a motorcycle to go out.

"Hey, wait a minute..." Ding Ermiao waved his hand, stopped in front of Wan Junming's motorcycle, and said, "Brother, seeing how dark your eyes are, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster recently!"

"Is it you...?" Wan Junming glared and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm fine, how could there be a bloody disaster?"

Didn't Ding Ermiao and the matchmaker come here yesterday, so Wan Junming knew Ding Ermiao, although he didn't know what Ding Ermiao did.

"I have traveled all over the country, both north and south, inside and outside the Great Wall, and I have met countless people. I have never lost my sight. If you don't believe it, disaster is just around the corner." Ding Ermiao touched his chin and said lazily.

Wan Junming blew his beard and glared angrily, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said: "Get out of here, or don't blame me for being rude! You don't have to worry about whether I have suffered a bloody disaster. But if you keep talking nonsense, I guarantee that you will Bloody disaster!"

That means if Ding Ermiao dares to talk nonsense again, Wan Junming will take action.Also, Wan Junming has no reason to be afraid of a stranger in his own village.

"Okay, okay, can I shut up? Can I get out of my way? Hehe." Ding Ermiao shrugged, returned the same way with his hands behind his back, and sang loudly:

"Zhou, Qin, Han, Wei, Song, Qi and Liang, who lived a long life? Peng Zu lived eight hundred years, Yan returned to his fairyland on the [-]th year, Gan Luo paid homage to the prime minister on the [-]th year, Taigong met King Wen on the [-]th year, wherever the saints go since ancient times, they are all destroyed by impermanence. Death……"

Wan Junming stared angrily behind Ding Ermiao, and took a sip: "Where did the magic stick come from, what was said in his mouth, I couldn't understand a word!"

After that, Wan Junming started his motorcycle, hit the gas pedal and jumped out.

But just as the motorcycle started, Wan Junming suddenly felt a gust of cold wind seeping into his collar, which made him stiff from the cold!
Wan Junming was shocked, and his hands and feet were not in control. The motorcycle twisted twice and fell to the ground with a bang...

"Oops..." Wan Junming got up from the ground and felt his face was burning. When he touched it with his hand, he found that his skin was scratched and hot nosebleeds were flowing out.

A few steps away, Ding Ermiao turned around innocently, shrugged and said, "Brother, don't blame me for this, right?"

It would be weird if you didn't blame him. It was Ding Ermiao who ordered Miao Caigu to blow Wan Junming on the back of his neck before putting Wan Junming down.It's just that Miao Caigu didn't show up, so others couldn't see her.

"You, you crow's mouth, roll as far as you can—!" Wan Junming covered half of his face and roared hoarsely.

Ding Ermiao giggled and said, "Swearing at people is not a good habit, be careful of having a stroke on your face and crooked mouth."

As he said that, Ding Ermiao pointed.Miao Caigu, who was hiding in the shade of the tree, understood, another gust of wind blew past Wan Junming's mouth.

"My, my, uh, mouth..." Wan Junming's face twitched, and his mouth had been pulled to one side. He was slurring his words and whining, with a look of panic on his face.

Ding Ermiao smiled faintly, turned around and left.

Now that I have recognized someone with Miao Caigu, I basically don’t have to worry about the next thing.

At the intersection into the village, Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were chatting. Seeing Ding Ermiao coming, Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and asked, "How are you? Is that pig that doesn't eat cabbage at home?"

Ding Ermiao nodded and said with a smile: "At home. Everything is ready now. I just need Dongfeng. I'm just waiting for this child to come and beg me tomorrow. When I find Gu Zixuan, let him make another friendly guest appearance."

With smirks on their faces, the three returned to Lao Zhou's house, borrowed an electric tricycle, and went to the market two miles away to buy paper ingots.Didn't Ding Ermiao agree to Gu Zixuan's ten taels of gold, so the twelve taels of paper ingots and paper ashes had to be burned out.

Money can make ghosts go around, and money can also make Gu Zixuan pretend to be gods. So it is indeed a good thing to say that money can communicate with gods.

At this time, the winter solstice had just passed, and there were still many small shops with paper money and paper ingots left on the street.After scanning the street, Ding Ermiao bought all the paper ingots in all the shops, and after doing the calculations, it seemed that it was still not enough.

"That's all for now. Whatever you owe, I'll burn it to him later."

Ding Ermiao was driving an electric car. On the way back, he found a remote place and lit all the paper ingots on fire, and the flames burst into the sky!

Gu Qinglan didn't understand much about the underworld, so she asked: "Er Miao, why don't you buy those large underworld coins and burn them for him? I saw the denominations sold in the store are hundreds of millions, just a few stacks. enough?"

"You're talking about ghost coins, that thing doesn't work. Now the inflation in the underworld is serious. A billion coins in denomination is only worth one copper plate." Ding Ermiao chuckled and continued to throw strings of paper ingots into the In the fire.

Gu Qinglan didn't know whether it was true or not, so she could only nodded to show that she understood.

All the paper ingots were thrown into the fire. After a burst of burning, the fire gradually dimmed.Ding Ermiao was about to leave when suddenly a whirlwind swept over the ground and swirled rapidly around the fire that was about to be extinguished on the ground!
Ding Ermiao squinted his eyes, then smiled.

A robber met a thief and robbed him. Damn it, someone actually dared to steal money? !
(End of this chapter)