Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 637 Hat
These words are heartbreaking to say.

Tian Jiafu's old couple were naturally crying bitterly, and the baby in their mouths screamed wildly.Even Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan had an unbearable expression on their faces.

Ding Ermiao was angry and pitiful, but she couldn't tell the truth at this time. She just said loudly in a rough voice: "Xiao He, don't worry, be strong. In just one or two days, I will definitely catch that monster." Come on, let me cure your cat tail spots!"

Seeing that Tian Xiaohe was so pitiful, Ding Ermiao couldn't stay in the room longer. After saying this, he turned around and walked out, looking around in the living room upstairs.Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan also followed out.

"Er Miao, there's nothing you can do to temporarily relieve Tian Xiaohe's pain?" Ji Xiaoxiao said, "That girl is so pitiful."

Ding Ermiao shook his head, whispered into Ji Xiaoxiao's ear, "There is a way, but I dare not use it at the moment, be careful to scare the snake. The fox demon is the most alert, so in general, let's not talk nonsense, just follow my advice." Step by step acting, that's fine."

Ji Xiaoxiao curled her lips and nodded reluctantly.

Tian Jiafu was in his daughter's room, comforted her with a few words, and came out to accompany the guests.Mr. Tian did not dare to tell the truth to his wife and daughter about the results of the discussion in front of the Tutu Temple in the morning.

I'm keeping it secret for the time being, just for the sake of realistic acting.

Ding Ermiao said: "Uncle Tian, ​​let's go down now, make some arrangements in front of your house and behind your house, and then wait for that beast to fall into the trap!"

"Okay, okay, everything is up to you." Tian Jiafu took Ding Ermiao and others downstairs.

Ding Ermiao wandered around in front of the Tian family's house for a long time, and then began to decorate it in a serious manner.

Insert a peach wood stake here and bury a copper coin there; tie a red thread on the tree on the left, and smear chicken blood on the stone roller on the right.On the wall in front of you, more than a dozen talismans were painted with cinnabar water...

These spells were scrawled, and Ding Ermiao himself didn't know what they meant.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan pretended to be assistants, followed Ding Ermiao around, and were very busy.

After two hours, it was already lunch time.The old woman from the Tian family had prepared the meal, and the aroma was fragrant.

Only then did Ding Ermiao put away the guy, and said to Gu Qinglan and Ji Xiaoxiao: "Okay, now that everything is arranged, we'll just wait for that bastard to come and die!"

"Yes, I wish the master a good start!" Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan replied in unison.

The three of them suppressed their laughter and walked into the Tian family's main room to prepare for dinner.

Before they were seated, two young men, a man and a woman, walked in in a hurry. It was Tian Jiafu's son Tian Dali and his daughter-in-law Tang Hui.

Old man Tian quickly introduced him to his son and daughter-in-law, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said: "This is the man I invited to treat your sister. He is a man of great ability, called Thousand Arms...Tathagata Ding Ermiao." Then he said Pointing at Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan: "These are Master Ding's two apprentices, and they are also capable people."

"Hello, Master Ding, everyone." Tian Dali looked at Ding Ermiao and others and said, "I heard about this at school, so I came back with Tang Hui to have a look."

Old Man Tian's son's name is Dali. In fact, he looks like he has no strength. He is just a white-faced scholar. He is thin and wears glasses on his nose.His wife, Tang Hui, is also a primary school teacher and is equally polite.

After getting to know each other, everyone sat down.

Tang Hui and Tian's wife served wine and food, while Tian Dali poured wine and persuaded each other warmly.

But Ji Xiaoxiao held up her chopsticks but didn't dare to move, and so did Gu Qinglan.

Ding Ermiao thought about it and suddenly understood.Feelings Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan must have thought of the evil fox's prank of exchanging feces for food, so they had some obstacles in their hearts and did not dare to use chopsticks.

"Eat, you two." Ding Ermiao said grandly: "With me here, what are you worried about? I have seen these meals with my Dharma eyes, and there is nothing wrong with them. Eat."

With that said, Ding Ermiao took the lead, taking a little bit of each dish and tasting it first.

Seeing Ding Ermiao move his chopsticks, Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan put aside their scruples and started eating.

Tian Dali drank a few drinks with Ding Ermiao and asked, "I wonder how Master Ding plans to deal with that monster?"

"Isn't this simple? I will sleep here tonight, and when the demon fox comes over, I will kill it with one sword!" Ding Ermiao said nonchalantly while eating vegetables and drinking wine.

Tian Dali and his wife looked at each other in silence.Obviously, they also lack confidence in Ding Ermiao.

After the meal, Ding Ermiao asked Mr. and Mrs. Tian Jiafu to clean out the two west wing rooms together, put beds in them, and rest here at night.Because he was worried that Gu Qinglan and Ji Xiaoxiao would be attacked, Ding Ermiao asked to live next door to them so that he could take care of them more easily.

Nothing happened in the afternoon. Ding Ermiao had had enough wine and food, so she slept in the west wing.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan, because they stayed at the Earth Temple last night and were woken up by Tian Jiafu banging on the door in the early morning, they didn't get a good rest and slept in the room next to Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were both a little tired from the recent days of traveling. As soon as their bodies touched the bed, they naturally fell asleep.

Around dusk, Ding Ermiao felt a little itchy on her nose.

"Ah cut!" After a sneeze, Ding Ermiao woke up with a start, but saw a figure in front of the bed, who was about to flee through the door!
"How dare you show yourself during the day, you monster?!" Ding Ermiao was furious. He suddenly sat up, took out his umbrella from under the pillow, and took it out to kill ten thousand people.

Just as he was about to attack, the figure flashed and disappeared.

"Haha, your sword is pretty good, but it's a pity... your moral skills are just a little worse." A man's mocking voice came from the yard outside the door.

"Damn you monster, don't run away. Wait until I put on my clothes and compete with you!" Ding Ermiao shouted while reaching for his clothes.

But when he reached out his hand, Ding Ermiao was stunned.

Damn, my outer trousers and thermal underwear are gone.There were furry clothes under the quilt.

He lifted the quilt and saw that there were several women's thermal underpants.

"You bastard, you dare to tease me. Don't expect me to let you go today!" Ding Ermiao jumped out of bed, without shoes or clothes. He wore a warm shirt on top and a pair of boxer briefs on the bottom. The sword came out to kill.

But the yard was empty and there was no one around.

"Monster, you have the courage to show up and fight!" Ding Ermiao shouted loudly holding the Ten Thousand Slayer.

The clamor attracted the elderly couple Tian Jiafu and the young couple Tian Dali.Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan also opened the door next door and walked out nervously.

But when everyone saw Ding Ermiao's appearance, they couldn't help but be stunned.

I saw that "he is definitely not the Thousand-Armed Tathagata" wearing a pair of dark green underwear on his head!

Ding Ermiao hadn't felt anything on her head yet, so she frowned and said, "Why are you looking at me like this? I'm not catching monsters in a hurry, so I didn't have time to put on clothes and shoes..."

"No, Ermiao, you are wearing a... cuckold on your head!" Ji Xiaoxiao said, stamping her feet.

"Ah, a cuckold?" Ding Ermiao was shocked, and when he grabbed it, he realized that a pair of underwear had been put on his head by the demon fox!
"Fuck you, eight generations of ancestors!" Ding Ermiao was furious.

Suddenly, Gu Qinglan's face turned red and she said awkwardly:

"Don't throw it away..., those are my... underwear. This damn demon fox..., these are my changes of clothes. I kept them locked in the suitcase. How did it get into its hands?"

(End of this chapter)