Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 62 Masked paper, stumbling rope

A fat man in his 50s came forward, probably the leader here.

He sorted out his words first, coughed twice, and then pointed to the female body on the ground and said: "This was sent here this afternoon by the civil affairs department, which took less than two hours. The deceased was a farm woman in the suburbs. She was angry with her husband. , committed suicide by drinking pesticide, and it was a pity that he was not rescued."

"I know that if we hadn't rescued him, we wouldn't be here!" Ding Ermiao interrupted him angrily.

The fat man blushed and did not dare to talk back. He pointed to a short man next to him and said to Ding Ermiao: "This is the new worker Zhao Hai. In the afternoon, he went to transport the corpse with the civil affairs department."

Chaozi nodded and introduced the situation to Ding Ermiao.

The matter was simple. The farm family originally planned to bury the deceased secretly, but was reported by the villagers.After receiving the news, the civil affairs department sent staff to do the work. After some entanglement, coaxing, lying and intimidation, they finally "robbed" the woman's body and took it to the crematorium.

Cremation is now encouraged and burial is not allowed. This is the policy.

Because the ideological work of the family members of the deceased has not been fully completed.Therefore, the civil affairs department decided to postpone the cremation for a day or two, and then placed the deceased on the morgue without using a body bag and directly covered it with a white cloth.

This is also the reason why the deceased was able to stand quietly behind Lin Xiruo after pretending to be a corpse.If she was in a body bag and she broke out of the bag, she would naturally make a noise.

Ding Ermiao glared at the short staff, and asked, "Did the face of the deceased be covered with a piece of yellow paper? And her feet, were they climbing the red line? Was her stomach pressed? A piece of plowshare iron?"

The dwarf was stunned for a moment, then thought for a while and said, "That's right, there are these things. But later, the family members of the deceased stopped us crying and pulling at us. When the body was carried out, all those things were torn off..."

Ding Ermiao already knew the situation, so she stopped questioning and said to the fat leader: "It's okay. Let's ask someone to clean the morgue. I'll make arrangements so that the deceased won't pretend to be a corpse again."

Pulling out a piece of talisman paper from his backpack, Ding Ermiao drew a talisman in the morgue, folded it into a square, and stuffed it into the mouth of the female corpse.Then the workers were asked to carry the female body onto the morgue and rearrange the tripping ropes, masking paper and corpse iron.

After packing their belongings, Ding Ermiao and Lin Xiruo walked out of the morgue.After all this trouble, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.

In the courtyard of the funeral home, the fat leader stopped Ding Ermiao with a smile on his face and asked: "Excuse me... my friend, will the female corpse become a ghost or something? If she is haunted again, what should we do? what to do?"

"Nonsense." Ding Ermiao waved his hand and lectured: "You are a national worker. You must believe in science and be a staunch atheist. What do you think there are ghosts in the world?!"

"Ah...?" Fatty never expected that Ding Ermiao would say this, and asked dumbly: "If there are no ghosts, then how can we explain the fake corpse just now...?"

Ding Ermiao touched her chin with her hand and said unhurriedly:

"Fake corpse, also called walking corpse or rising corpse, science has cracked this phenomenon many years ago. It is nothing more than a change in the magnetic field environment around the deceased, which causes the induction of the magnetic field in the body of the deceased... At this time, the magnetic field induction It will cause an electrostatic reaction. Stimulated by the electrostatic reaction, the corpse can move around."

"So that's it..." The fat man muttered: "But why can the broom defeat the corpse?"

"The broom is used to sweep the floor. The earth energy is the heaviest. Sweep it with the broom, and the static electricity on the body will be eliminated by the earth energy. Hey... it's just like when you take off your sweater in the winter and sparks explode randomly. That's it. Static electricity. If you roll around on the ground before taking off your clothes, there will be no static electricity when you take off your clothes."

Ding Ermiao was tireless in teaching and persuasive: "So the electric wires are also divided into live wires and ground wires. This is the principle. Without the ground wire, the live wire will make trouble!"

The fat man saw the blue sky as if he had cleared the clouds, and he suddenly realized: "So that's it! Let me just say, there are no ghosts in this world!"

"Hey, that's right! You have to strengthen your beliefs." Ding Ermiao patted the fat man on the shoulder in an old-fashioned way, and asked again: "Where is the sink? I have to wash my hands."

When Ding Ermiao and Lin Xiruo both washed their hands and retreated quietly, they saw the fat leader standing in the yard with a swollen belly. He had gathered all the employees on duty and was educating them righteously:

"There are no ghosts in this world! Everyone must strengthen their beliefs and don't follow what others say, and don't scare yourself! The fake corpse just now was solved by science many years ago. It is nothing more than the magnetic field environment around the deceased. changes, thus causing the induction of the magnetic field in the body of the deceased..."

Ding Er, Miao and Lin Xiruo looked at each other and smiled at the same time.This fat man has such a good memory that he actually remembered Ding Ermiao's lines just now word for word.

Walking out of the gate of the funeral home, Lin Xiruo drove the car and asked, "Where are we going now?"

"Go get some food, sister, I'm starving!" Ding Ermiao rubbed her belly with a pitiful look on her face.

Lin Xiruo nodded: "Okay, I'm scared too much today. Find a place and have a glass of wine to calm down!"

As the Buick drove into the bustling urban area, Lin Xiruo found a food stall on the roadside, ordered two stir-fried dishes, two cooked dishes, a few barbecue skewers, and half a dozen beers before eating.

"Er Miao, all the science you told Fatty is deceiving, right? It's so funny... a Maoshan disciple talking about science with others." Lin Xiruo raised his glass.

"It's not entirely a lie. Regarding the corpse fraud, that's the reason." Ding Ermiao also picked up the wine glass:
"My master said that whether it is science or superstition, it is actually a kind of belief. If a person has faith in his heart, he will live calmly. So no matter what, it is better for the fat man to believe my words than not to believe it."

Lin Xiruo drank a glass of wine, frowned and thought for a long time, and then said slowly: "It makes sense, and it's philosophical. Even..., it's a bit Zen."

Ding Ermiao laughed and was about to continue talking about something philosophical and Zen-like when his cell phone rang.I took it out and saw it was from Wan Shugao.

"Brother Ermiao, it's already midnight, why aren't you back? Which girl are you with?" Wan Shugao complained on the phone: "If you don't come back to take charge of the overall situation, Li Weinian and I don't know what to do, and we don't dare I don’t dare to sleep even if I go on patrol…”

"It's not midnight yet, it's only nine o'clock. What the hell is your name?!"

This call came at a really bad time, it ruined the atmosphere.Ding Ermiao vented his anger on the phone and said into the phone:

"It's you who dare not patrol, definitely not Li Weinian! Please tell Li Weinian not to go on patrol now, just stay in the room until I come back. I'm eating out and will be back on time before twelve o'clock."

"All right……"

On the other end of the phone, in the temporary board room at the Qishui Home project site, Wan Shugao hung up the phone and said to Li Weinian and the security guards in the room: "Brother Ermiao said, everyone just stay in the room and play if you want." Play and sleep when you want. But one thing, don’t go out.”

Li Weinian stood up and said to Wan Shugao: "Brother Wan, I'd better go to the duty room at the gate. You wait here for Brother Ermiao."

To Wan Shugao, this voice of Wan Ge was simply the sound of nature, the most beautiful singing voice and the most beautiful words!He suddenly stood up and waved to Li Weinian to wait.

"Brother Li, wait! Uh, this... the gate, in terms of Feng Shui..., that, is very important. It's a place where one man should be the gate and the other man should not open it!"

Wan Shugao also drank in the evening. At this time, his vanity was inflated. Now that he encountered such a golden opportunity to brag, he became even more eloquent:
"If you encounter any situation in your mortal body, how will you deal with it? Since Brother Ermiao has not come back, then... I should take care of the position of the gate! You, Brother Wan, and I... although not talented, are average Ghosts, don’t dare to come near me! Leave the brothers in the office, and I will accompany you to the duty room at the gate. If there are any monsters, I will tell them whether they will come or not!"

With that said, Wan Shu raised his head and chest, opened the door first, and walked out of Li Weinian's office...

A gust of evening wind blew by. Wan Shu raised his eyes to look at the sky and took a step back: "Oh, why is the sky cloudy?"

(End of this chapter)