Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 588 Spoken Language
Li Qingdong's awesomeness made the mountains and the sky merge with each other, and the thunder in the winter shook the rain and snow in the summer, which made everyone even more fascinated.

"Is it really so magical? Uncle, are you lying to me?" Wan Shugao was wandering in a daze.

"How can I, the divine fortune teller Li Qingdong, be someone who has gained a reputation in vain? There are three thousand Taoist techniques, and my Qimen Dunjia technique is recognized as the number one secret technique in Taoism. It seizes the creation of heaven and earth, explores the extremes of yin and yang, and turns decay into magic. Turning a hard stone into gold..."

Li Qingdong glared and said: "What I just did was just the Earth Escape. In addition to the Five Elements Escape of Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth, there are also four Escapes of Heaven, Earth, Human, and Wind. They are collectively called the Nine Escapes. Gods and Ghosts It’s unpredictable….Forget it, no matter how much I tell you, you still won’t understand, just playing the piano to a cow.”

"..." Wan Shugao felt itchy in his heart when he heard this, but Li Qingdong stopped abruptly and stopped talking.

While Li Qingdong was bragging, Ding Ermiao had already wielded Ten Thousand Swordsman, driven the aperture, and brought Chaotianjiao in front of him.The paper talisman continued to be pressed down, and the pepper in the aperture turned into a wisp of smoke and got into the paper talisman.

Ding Ermiao put away the paper charm, folded it, sprayed another blood mist on it, put it away close to her body, and came to see Meng Yinong.

Meng Yinong was still lying on the ground, unconscious and motionless.When he reached up with his fingers, his face became cold.

"Uncle Master, we have to summon the spirit of this big star quickly. Otherwise, her physical body will inevitably be damaged if it takes too long." Li Qingdong came over and said.

"What, stop bragging?" Ding Ermiao glanced at Li Qingdong and asked Lin Xiruo to help Meng Yinong sit up.

Meng Yinong's body was limp, and Lin Xiruo couldn't support her alone, so Gu Qinglan stepped forward to help.After Meng Yinong sat upright, Ding Ermiao took out three copper coins and summoned Meng Yinong's spirit.

"In the vast darkness, there are many diamond mountains. The infinite light of the spiritual treasure shines on the flaming pool. The sinful souls of the Nine Netherworlds are accompanied by fragrant clouds and banners. Three lamps cover the lotus, and the souls return to the world. - Urgent like a law!"

But Ding Ermiao recited the spell three times, but there was no response on the copper coins.Ding Ermiao shook his head slightly and accepted the copper coins.This was originally expected. Ding Ermiao went to summon the spirits first. It was just a temporary attempt and he didn't hold out much hope at all.

"The soul is gone?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked.

Ding Ermiao nodded and said, "There's some trouble."

Lin Xiruo asked nervously: "What's the trouble?"

"There is some trouble about Meng Yinong's resurrection." Ding Ermiao sighed and said: "No matter, let the green bead possess her first, pretend to be Meng Yinong and live for a few days to temporarily protect her body. Then, I will try to find a way to retrieve Meng Yinong’s soul.”

"Yes, yes, save me first, and then save Meng Yinong." Lin Xiruo said, "If Meng Yinong doesn't show up, Director Chen will probably kill me with one shot when he finds me."

Ding Ermiao smiled slightly, looked at Li Weinian and asked, "Where is Lvzhu?"

"I'm here." After the gentle female voice, green beads floated out.

Ding Ermiao nodded and said: "Luzhu, you already know this. Now I have to work hard for you and temporarily possess Meng Yinong. After I find Meng Yinong's soul, you will regain your freedom."

Luzhu lowered his head and said softly: "Brother Ermiao has his destiny, and Luzhu will follow it naturally. But I'm worried that because everyone lives in different eras and has different status, if I pretend to be Meng Yinong, I will look completely different..." "

This is indeed a problem. If Lu Zhu stands on a stage where thousands of people are watching, wearing a navel-baring outfit, singing and dancing, blowing kisses again and again, I'm afraid she won't be able to do it even if I kill her.

She is the shy boudoir lady Luzhu, not the cunning Shuanzhu.She lived in an era where smiling without showing teeth was important, and the three obediences and four virtues were important...She couldn't understand Meng Yinong's lifestyle, let alone imitate it.

Ji Xiaoxiao waved his hand nonchalantly and said, "What's there to be afraid of? I'll teach you a few modern songs and dances. Once you get on stage, you'll sing and dance wildly, and I'm sure the audience will keep cheering. And the audience will also say, it really is. The ever-changing queen has changed her style again!”

Everyone smiled, only Lu Zhu's cheeks were flushed.

"Let's do it." Seeing Lu Zhu's troubled expression, Ding Ermiao said: "After Lu Zhu possessed Meng Yinong, he announced that he was unwell and canceled his singing performance in the mountain city. Then he lived in seclusion and talked less, so others would naturally watch. There is a flaw.”

Lin Xiruo nodded in agreement and said, "I think it will work."

"But..." Luzhu glanced at everyone shyly and whispered, "Luzhu also has an unkind request."

"Say it, you're welcome." Ding Ermiao waved his hand: "As long as we can do it, we will try our best to satisfy you."

"Luzhu hopes, I hope the eldest brother of the Li family will be with me." Lu Zhu spent a lot of effort and said with a blushing face: "Otherwise, Meng Yinong will be surrounded by people I don't know. You will feel a little...scared."

Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and said:
"That's right. In your eyes, modern people look similar to monsters. How about this, after you possess a body, let Li Weinian follow you, and you tell the outside that this is your long-lost first love, or cousin, or You say you're a new bodyguard, that's all your nonsense. Anyway, you're a big star, no one can believe it."

Lu Zhu's cheeks turned red and she whispered, "Luzhu thinks it's better to call her cousin or... a bodyguard."

Just like coaxing her sister-in-law to get into a sedan chair, she finally coaxed Luzhu into agreeing.Ding Ermiao cast several soul-fixing spells on Luzhu, and then waved his hand, and the ghost of Luzhu pounced on Meng Yinong.

Two minutes later, Meng Yinong, who was lying on the ground, let out a soft cry and slowly opened his eyes.

"Luzhu, how are you feeling?" Li Weinian was so heartbroken that he quickly stepped forward to help Meng Yinong, who was possessed by Luzhu.

"Hey, hey, hey... Captain Li, let me tell you, this name will be changed in the future!" Lin Xiruo hurriedly pointed at Meng Yinong and said to Li Weinian: "You can't say this is Green Pearl to anyone in front of or behind you. . Remember, she is Meng Yinong now, she was Meng Yinong before, and she will still be Meng Yinong in the future!"

After that, Lin Xiruo told Meng Yinong, who was possessed by the green bead, and said: "You too, don't open your mouth and keep talking about the green bead in the future. Remember, you are the ever-changing queen and the big star Meng Yinong!"

Lu Zhu looked at the awkward security uniform on her body, rubbed her hands nervously, and whispered: "Luzhu knows..."

With a snap, Lin Xiruo slapped herself on the forehead and said frantically: "You are trying to kill me! Remember, Miss, you are Meng Yinong, not Luzhu!"

"Meng Yinong...got it." Luzhu corrected.

Lin Xiruo continued to collapse and said gesticulatingly: "Just say what you say, don't put your name in front of it, okay?"

Meng Yinong, who was possessed by the green bead, had a dark face: "What do you mean... OK?"

Everyone falls!
It’s true that Li Weinian has been playing with Lvzhu’s man and ghost for so long, but he didn’t teach him a few words of spoken English?

Lin Xiruo suddenly frowned while laughing uncontrollably, because there was a faint sound of police sirens in the distance, surrounding them.

(End of this chapter)