Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 353 Peach Blossom Soul

Looking at Ding Ermiao's expression, Chu Xiaoman knew that he was in trouble and asked timidly: "Brother Ermiao, did I say something wrong?"

"No, no..." Ding Ermiao shook his head depressedly and continued to look for the target while saying: "You didn't say anything wrong, but next time I talk to others, don't talk. Do you understand?"

Chu Xiaoman nodded sensibly, bit his lip, and followed Ding Ermiao without saying a word.

It was getting dark, and an old man with a gray beard walked over.

The old man was quite young, about seventy, with a long beard hanging down his chest, a slicked-back hair, a straight back and a strong spirit. He had reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his small eyes were purring behind the lenses. He looked like a shrewd man at first glance. people.

There was also a briefcase tucked in the creaking nest. It seemed that he was still a rich man.

It's no fun to lie to fools. If you want to lie, lie to smart people!Ding Ermiao made up her mind and walked towards the old man.

"Hey..., aren't you Uncle Li from Qianzhai?" When passing by, Ding Ermiao pretended to suddenly realize, grabbed the old man's arm, and asked kindly: "Uncle Li, why are you here?" Already?"

This trick is called building a bridge, first to make a conversation, and then to observe the words and expressions, and wait for the opportunity to deceive people to eat.

The old man was staggered by Ding Ermiao, and he was about to get angry when he turned around, but when he saw Ding Ermiao's face, he was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly grinned, and said, "You are Xiao Ding from Houzhai ? Ouch! Where have you been, kid, in the past two years? But you still have a conscience, and you still remember that my old man’s surname is Li."

Damn, Ding Ermiao was stunned, thinking to himself, what a coincidence, this old guy is really surnamed Li?Moreover, the old guy also mistakenly recognized the wrong person and recognized himself as another Xiao Ding?
That being the case, let's continue acting!

Ding Ermiao chuckled: "Look what you said, Uncle Li, how could I forget? In the past few years, I have been learning fortune telling from others outside... and I have only been back for a few days."

"Oh, learn to look at the face!" The old man took Ding Ermiao's hand, looked around for a few times, stroked his long beard with his hand, nodded and said: "Good look, I can go to the big city to earn a lot of money. I haven't seen you in a year, you are promising!"

Ding Ermiao chuckled, scratched his head, and said humbly: "I just learned it, I just started training, I don't know if I can see it accurately, and I don't know if I can make money..."

"Haha..., then you can show Uncle Li a palmistry first, and see what has happened to your uncle in the past two years." The old man took Ding Ermiao very familiarly, walked to the side of the road and sat down, He handed his hand to Ding Ermiao under the light in front of the store.

Chu Xiaoman also followed, stood aside, watching silently.

This old man looks very shrewd, why did he take the bait so quickly?Ding Ermiao muttered in his heart.

After sniffing, Ding Ermiao could clearly smell the smell of rouge and perfume on the old man's body.Looking at the old man's slicked-back hair and outfit, Ding Ermiao understood.

This is the old man entering the flowers. The old guy must have been fooling around with some woman not long ago.Well, let’s start with women and scare him!
"Uncle Li, what happened two years ago, why do you still want to see him do it?" Ding Ermiao made up his mind, holding the old man's palm and watching pretendingly.

Although the old man is very old, his hands are well maintained, white and moisturized, and even his nails are trimmed very carefully.

"Oh, then Xiao Ding, what do you want to see? You are the master of the matter, you can say whatever you want and see if what you say is right." The old man said kindly.

"Okay, then I'll tell you the truth, Uncle Li." Ding Ermiao coughed twice and said: "Judging from the palm reading and facial appearance, Uncle Li, you have been... recently, and you have been lucky. You are in the flowers at the end of your life. Uncle, you are so blessed."

The old man was startled, turned his head to look left and right, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Ding, you can see it when you see it, don't talk nonsense..."

Haha, it seems I was right!
Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, but her face remained calm.He also turned around and looked around, and lowered his voice and said, "Uncle Li, getting lucky is not necessarily a good thing. You should be careful lately."

"Why?" the old man whispered, "What's your explanation?"

"Ahem... Peach blossoms bloom in March. It's September now. The peach blossoms are blooming out of season. Will there be good results? I'm afraid October is not Xiaoyangchun. A night of north wind will blow away the soul of peach blossoms! Uncle Li, You have a bloody disaster!!"

The more Ding Ermiao talked, the more energetic he became, bashing and gesticulating.

Old Man Li was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he couldn't move his little eyes. He hurriedly asked: "Xiao Ding, how many hands do you have? You can see very accurately! Let me ask you... is there a way to crack this?"

"Oh..., of course there is a way to solve it." Ding Ermiao rubbed his stomach and frowned: "But it's a long story, and I'm hungry now. Why don't you find a place to eat and talk while eating?"

"That's good, let's go, I'll treat you!" Old man Li pulled Ding Ermiao up, pointed to the front and said, "There is a Dashan Restaurant in front, let's go there for a few drinks."

Ding Ermiao was not polite, nodded and waved for Chu Xiaoman to follow him.Fortunately, Chu Xiaoman didn't say anything this time.

After walking for about ten steps, Old Man Li suddenly bent over, holding his stomach and holding on to his stomach, with a painful expression on his face.

"What's the matter, Master Li?" Ding Ermiao asked with a frown.

"I have a stomachache. I have to go to the toilet first." Old Man Li thrust the briefcase in his hand into Ding Ermiao's arms: "Xiao Ding, hold the bag for me. You and your friend go to the Dashan Hotel first and wait. , turn left at the alley in front. You order the food first, and I will come!"

"Hey, hey..." Before Ding Ermiao could react, Old Man Li was already running behind with his belly in his arms.

what the hell?Ding Ermiao squeezed Old Man Li's bulging briefcase, scratched his head, and took Chu Xiaoman one step ahead, preparing to go to the restaurant to order food.Anyway, Old Man Li's briefcase is in his hand, so he's not afraid that he won't come.

After walking a dozen steps further, there was indeed an alley on the left. Not far from the alley, there were two houses with lights on in front of them.

Ding Ermiao felt happy and pulled Chu Xiaoman into the alley.But before they reached the house, Ding Ermiao and Chu Xiaoman ran back holding their noses...

There was writing on the wall in front of the house, which read: Dashan Public Toilet.

"Old bastard! If I catch you, I will pull out your goatee one by one!" Ding Ermiao opened old man Li's briefcase, looked at the piles of waste paper inside, and cursed!

Suddenly, Ding Ermiao felt that this old guy was not simple.

He calls himself Xiao Ding. Could it be that he already knows himself and is deliberately playing tricks on him for some purpose?Who in this vast mountain has anything to do with me?

(End of this chapter)