Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 290

"I feel so relieved to have you taking care of me. Hee hee, that's great." Ding Ermiao smiled shamelessly.

But I was thinking in my heart, I, Ding Ermiao, a dignified disciple of Maoshan, has always taken care of others, when will it be a woman's turn to take care of me?
Gu Qinglan smiled calmly and remained noncommittal.

"Then tell me, what did you find wrong?" Ding Ermiao asked again.

Gu Qinglan stood up, walked to the bamboo wall, put her ear against it and listened. Then she looked around and whispered, "There is something unclean inside the bamboo."

Ding Ermiao also leaned forward to listen, but did not understand the reason.But he looked at the compass on the umbrella handle, and the red pointer was still trembling.

"Anyway, it's better to be careful. If you are in the world, if you don't pay attention, you will get tricked." Gu Qinglan was like her elder sister, a little serious in her words.

Ding Ermiao nodded and smiled, and did not say anything about the appearance of the three sisters. He walked to the back window and looked at the sky outside.

The heavy rain is still continuing, and the autumn mountains in the distance are misty and misty in the mist, which is both real and illusory.But the visibility seems a little better, not as dark as before.

Looking at the time, it was only around five o'clock in the afternoon.If it doesn't rain, it will still be a while before it gets really dark.

After standing in front of the window in a daze for a while, Ding Ermiao walked to the bamboo bed again, sat on it, and bounced on it. The bamboo bed immediately made a squeaking sound...

"Gu Qinglan, this bed board is not strong. It squeaks and squeaks. How can I sleep at night? It's wide enough and two people won't be squeezed..." Ding Ermiao looked at Gu Qinglan and said maliciously.

Gu Qinglan's face turned slightly red, and she pointed to her suitcase and said, "You can sleep on the bed tonight, I have a sleeping bag."

"Ahem, I'd better sleep in the sleeping bag. You can sleep on the bed."

Ding Ermiao rubbed her nose and felt nauseous. She knew you wouldn't sleep in the same bed with me!Living in a room without sleeping on a bed, for a man, the cruelty of this kind of torture is simply one of the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty!

But after thinking about it, wouldn't it be more torture if I slept on the same bed and didn't let myself touch it?

While I was thinking wildly, there was a sound of footsteps on the walkway outside the door.Ding Ermiao poked her head and took a look. Damn it, that pair of men with pickaxes, the man with the crew cut and the man with glasses, were walking over under the leadership of another little girl.

What a fucking unlucky person, why are you so destined to be with this gay couple?Ding Ermiao pinched her fingers depressedly and counted today's days to see if it was a bad year and hit the bad luck.

The little girl who led the way and the gay couple walked through Ding Ermiao's room and smiled at Ding Ermiao.Ding Ermiao also smiled, said hello, and then glared at the gay couple.

The man with glasses shivered in fright and leaned closer to his boyfriend.

Really afraid of ghosts, under Ding Ermiao's gaze, the little girl opened the door of room 208 and placed the gay couple next to room 207 where Ding Ermiao was.

"It's over this time..." Ding Ermiao came back, spread his hands and said to Gu Qinglan: "These men live next door to us. We will definitely not sleep well tonight."

"Why?" Gu Qinglan seemed to be thinking about something, and asked as she woke up from her meditation.

Ding Ermiao sat on the bed again and bounced, deliberately making a squeaking sound, and said, "Think about it, can we sleep well if they are there at night?"

Gu Qinglan waved her hand and said: "It's okay, I have a way to tell them not to disturb you."

"Uh, it's the same as last time in the small hotel, using fists to reason?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"You don't need to worry about this. Anyway, as long as they behave badly, I will be responsible for settling things." Gu Qinglan put her hands behind her back and walked to the back window, looking at the mountain behind her in concentration.

There was a sound of silver bells, and then the aroma of vegetables filled the nostrils. The little girl from before, with one of her little sisters, walked in with a tray and a food box in her hands, smiled slightly, and started to eat on the coffee table. Cloth dishes.

Sure enough, there were two meat and two vegetarian dishes, two bowls of rice, a plate of braised pheasant, a plate of wild boar and stewed tofu, a plate of dried bamboo shoots, and a plate of fried leeks.

"We have home-brewed Huadiao wine here. Would you like some, brothers and sisters?" asked the little girl from before.

Ding Ermiao applauded: "Okay, okay, Huadiao wine is my favorite. Come and try some."

The little girl smiled slightly, took out a small pot from the food box, and took two white porcelain wine glasses and placed them on the table.

"Okay, two little sisters, you go out and come back to pack your things in an hour." Gu Qinglan smiled softly and said to the two sisters.

The two sisters also smiled, turned around and walked out, closing the door behind them.

"Can I eat or drink this food and wine?" Ding Ermiao and Gu Qinglan sat diagonally across from each other and asked, holding up their chopsticks.

Gu Qinglan dipped her chopsticks into some wine and put it into her mouth, savored it, and then took a bite of each dish before nodding and saying: "Eat it, no problem."

Ding Ermiao picked up the jug and wanted to pour wine for Gu Qinglan, but Gu Qinglan blocked it with her hand and shook her head to signal that she would not drink.

"Gu Qinglan, I feel that you are too careful. Are you worried that the food is poisonous?" Ding Ermiao poured herself a drink, took a few more mouthfuls of food, and said, "Even if they poison you to death, I can go Hell, get your soul back and eat it, hee hee..."

Gu Qinglan picked up a dried bamboo shoot and chewed it slowly in her mouth. It took a long time before she swallowed it and said, "I'm afraid that people won't tell you to die or live, but will tell you not to die or to live..."

"What kind of poison can make people live or die? This is the shop they run. If something happens to a tourist, they will be the first to be implicated. Even if they don't, they won't dare to do anything wrong." Ding Ermiao dismissed it and ate and drank. .

"Haha, maybe, I'm too careful." Gu Qinglan shook her head and smiled, slightly mocking herself.

After eating and drinking, Ding Ermiao felt much better.During this meal, Gu Qinglan didn't eat much, most of it went into Ding Ermiao's stomach.

It wasn't that Ding Ermiao didn't know how to be compassionate, but that Gu Qinglan repeatedly said that she wasn't hungry, so Ding Ermiao had no choice but to do his part, treat the food as his enemy, and destroy them all.

While we were eating, the rain outside turned from heavy to light, and finally started to patter, and then stopped completely.Outside the window, you can even see a little starlight.

The bell rang, and a pair of sisters walked in.Gu Qinglan had ordered them to clean up the tableware at this hour.The little girl from before asked with a smile: "How is it, brother and sister, is the food still to your liking?"

Ding Ermiao gave a thumbs up: "It's delicious!"

The little girl covered her mouth and smiled, then looked at Gu Qinglan and said, "This beautiful sister, can you... help me with something?"

Gu Qinglan was startled, then asked: "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing..." The little girl smiled shyly and said coyly: "My boyfriend sent me a letter, but... I have never gone to school and I am illiterate. I want to ask my sister to help me... …Read that letter, okay?”

After saying that, the little girl looked at Gu Qinglan pitifully, her eyes full of expectation.

"Wow wow wow! Such a beautiful little sister can't read? What a pity!" Ding Ermiao shouted pretending to be sorry, but he was sneering in his heart, let's see what tricks you are going to play!
The little girl pouted and said gloomily: "If I could read, I would have gone to work outside, so I wouldn't be in the mountains..."

Gu Qinglan remained calm and said with a smile: "Okay, little sister, bring the letter and I will read it to you."

"But that letter... is in my room downstairs." The little girl blushed.

Another little girl said: "My sister is sorry, she wants this sister to read it to her alone."

Ding Ermiao quickly pulled Gu Qinglan up enthusiastically and persuaded: "You can't refuse when my little sister opens her mouth, right? Go with her quickly and read it to her. Maybe there is something urgent in the letter, and it won't be good if it's delayed. Got it!"

"This brother is so kind." The little girl looked at Ding Ermiao and smiled sweetly.

Gu Qinglan sighed, gave Ding Ermiao a meaningful look, and walked out with the little girl.

Of course, Ding Ermiao understood that Qing Lan's look was nothing more than telling him to be more careful, to seek happiness for himself, and not to make a fool of himself.

But Ding Ermiao followed the little girl's wishes and deliberately sent Gu Qinglan away just to see what this little girl was like.How can you catch tiger cubs if you don't enter the tiger's den?How can you know what others mean if you don't follow them?
The other little girl didn't leave, she bent down, cleaned up the tableware on the coffee table, and then took a rag to wipe the coffee table carefully.The silver ornaments on the hat swayed with her movements, jingling.

"Little sister, you three sisters look alike, what are your names?" Ding Ermiao took the first step and asked tentatively as he had nothing to do.

"My name is Ai Ai, and I am the third child in the family. The one just now is my eldest sister, her name is Zhenzhen. There is another one downstairs who is my second sister, her name is Lian Lian." The little girl straightened up and smiled charmingly:

"We are triplets, and there is only an hour or two difference. I am the most unlucky. If I come out so late, I will be bullied by my sisters..."

"Zhenzhen, Lianlian, Aiai...? Aren't these the three young ladies in Journey to the West, where Zhu Bajie got married in the sky?" Ding Ermiao became interested and said with a smile:
"I didn't expect that your names are the same as those on TV. However, you three sisters are more beautiful than the beauties transformed by Bodhisattvas on TV!"

Ai Ai covered her mouth and snickered: "Brother is so smart. Our names come from Journey to the West. My mother said that the night we were born, there was a show on TV showing Zhu Bajie and the Heavenly Marriage. So we named it Zhen Zhen Lian. Lian Ai Ai gave us names."

Ding Ermiao sneered in her heart. On TV, Zhen Zhen Lian Lian Ai Ai would play tricks. I wonder what tricks the three sisters here would play?
Just as he was about to test further, Ding Ermiao suddenly heard a rustling sound on the roof, as if something was crawling.

Before he could even look up, he saw a flash of green light in the sky and something falling down.

"Ah——!" Ai Ai yelled and threw herself into Ding Ermiao's arms. She hugged Ding Ermiao's waist with both hands and exclaimed: "Snake, there is a snake!"

(End of this chapter)