Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 2347 Ding Ermiao’s first love (38)

After that, Ding Ermiao ducked into the formation to fight the short fat man.

This is the formation arranged by Ding Ermiao himself. It is the special skill of the Maoshan sect. Ding Ermiao doesn't believe it. He can still lose to others here!

But when Ding Ermiao stepped into the formation, he saw the howling wind and ghostly shadows.

Those ghost figures are actually paper figures that Ding Ermiao placed in the formation in advance. The paper figures dance with the wind, and are affected by the feng shui conditions in the formation. The light is distorted, so they look about the same size as real people, which is very scary. .

But Ding Ermiao was naturally not afraid. He relied on his familiarity with the formation and just came to see Humpty Dumpty.

But here's the thing, Humpty Dumpty is obviously also proficient in the Sanmao Palace Rockery Formation, and can move freely through the formation, even more agile than Ding Ermiao!

Ding Ermiao turned around twice, only to find that the short fat man had turned behind him.I turned around and chased again. After two laps, Humpty Dumpty was still behind me!
"Hey, who are you, and why do you know about our Sanmao Palace Rockery Formation?" Ding Ermiao stopped and asked with a glare.

There was no point in going around in circles anymore, so Ding Ermiao decided not to leave at all.

The short fat man shook his head and waved at Ding Ermiao.

"What do you mean, mute?" Ding Ermiao asked.

The short fat man shook his head again, suddenly took a few steps away, and pushed the stones in the formation.

Ding Ermiao was stunned, and asked, "Hey, fat man, what are you doing? The formation has been broken by you, what are you still messing with?"

Humpty Dumpty just didn't say anything and just moved the rocks.

Ding Ermiao watched for a while and finally understood that this fat guy was changing formations!He used the original formation, slightly modified it, and changed it into another formation!

Damn it, the formation can still be changed like this?Ding Ermiao was shocked and looked at it stupidly.

Not long after, the short fat man finished setting up the formation, clapped his hands, shook his head at Ding Ermiao, suddenly dwarfed and disappeared behind a big stone.

"Damn, it turns out that you are shaking your head because you are looking down upon me!" Ding Ermiao was furious and chased after him with his mahogany sword, cursing: "Don't leave, fat man, fight me for three hundred rounds!"

But as soon as Ding Ermiao moved, the rocks around him started to move. Two big rocks came from a flanking attack!

"Awesome!" Ding Ermiao hurriedly changed direction, preparing to go around from the right.

But when he swayed, his back bumped into another big rock, causing him severe pain.

"Eight Flow Stone Formation?" Ding Ermiao started to sweat, dodging while looking for the figure of the short fat man.

Master has said that the Eight Gates Flowing Stone Formation is an evil formation and one will lose his life if he is not careful.Back then, Zhuge Liang once used this formation to trap the Soochow general Lu Xun, which was very powerful.

Unexpectedly, this short fat man actually transformed the Sanmao Palace Rockery Formation into this evil formation in front of him!
From this point of view, Humpty Dumpty is miles ahead of him in terms of formation attainments!

Knowing the origin of the formation, Ding Ermiao started to care about it and began to look for students.

After a random collision, Ding Ermiao finally rushed out, but his body was already scarred and bruised.

"Er Miao, are you okay?" Fang Yun saw Ding Er Miao's embarrassment and hurriedly floated over and asked.

"I'm fine, it's just that fat guy got away. Next time I catch him, I'll have to skin him and get cramps!" Ding Ermiao wiped his sweat and said through gritted teeth.

Fang Yun frowned and said, "I've been standing outside and didn't see anyone coming out?"

Ding Ermiao shook his head and said: "Taoist formations are so mysterious. Maybe he ran away from the ground. Take a walk and leave him alone. We will talk about it later."

Tonight, Ding Ermiao almost collapsed from exhaustion in the eight-door flowing stone formation, so she did not dare to go in to check again.

Fang Yun naturally agreed to go back and walked towards the Taoist temple with Ding Ermiao.

Back at the Taoist temple, Ding Ermiao boiled water and soaked in the wooden tub, only then did he feel more restrained.Earlier in the formation, I had a lot of bruises on my body, so I needed a soak to disperse the bruises.

Fang Yun did not shy away from suspicion, so he stayed by Ding Ermiao's side and chatted with him.

But Fang Yun's topic is always about Hongyu.It can be seen that Fang Yun is very enthusiastic and always wants to bring Ding Ermiao and Hongyu together.

Ding Ermiao couldn't show any interest, so she fell asleep in the bathtub...

Seeing Ding Ermiao asleep, Fang Yun stopped and shook his head helplessly.

Guessing that the water was getting cold, Fang Yun woke up Ding Ermiao and asked him to go to bed.

At eight o'clock in the morning the next day, when Ding Ermiao was still sleeping soundly, Hongyu came over, climbed over the wall and entered Qiyunguan, and knocked on the door outside.

Fang Yun was in Ding Ermiao's room, but he didn't dare to come out to see the sun.She opened the door a crack and called out in a low voice, "Hongyu, you've been talking lately..."

Hongyu walked in quietly, looked at Fang Yun in surprise, and asked: "You, you... live together?"

"Why live together? Humans and ghosts cannot live together. Even if we live together, we can't do anything." Fang Yun covered his mouth and smiled, and whispered: "Er Miao fought with others last night to break the law." It’s hard to come back soon after dawn, so please let him sleep a little longer and don’t wake him up.”

Hongyu glanced at Ding Ermiao on the bed and nodded slightly.

Fang Yun added: "Hongyu, I have something to say to you. Now, I will get into the paper talisman. You take the paper talisman and take me to the kitchen. Let's chat."

Ruby nodded.

Fang Yun took out the paper charm from Ding Ermiao's bed and got in himself.That piece of paper talisman has always been Fang Yun's hiding place. Now, Fang Yun can advance and retreat freely as he pleases.

Hongyu put away the paper charm and quietly left the room and came to the kitchen.

Fang Yun got out and looked at Hong Yu with a smile.

"W-what do you want to say?" Hongyu asked hesitantly.

Fang Yun smiled and asked, "Hongyu, do you like Brother Ermiao very much?"

"What does it have to do with you? Who likes him?" Hongyu's face turned red and she lowered her head and said.

"Haha, you really don't like Ding Ermiao?" Fang Yun asked.

Hongyu raised her head and curled her lips and said, "You're just asking me this? If you have nothing else to do, I'll leave first."

He said to leave, but Hongyu didn't move.

"Don't go, Hongyu." Fang Yun looked at Hongyu and said, "Actually, I think Ding Ermiao is very good. He is handsome, good at martial arts and Taoism, he is a very good young man."

"What does it have to do with me?" Hongyu whispered.

"Ha, it really has nothing to do with you. But I think you two childhood sweethearts should be a couple, right?" Fang Yun walked a few steps in the room and said, "But if you don't like Ding Ermiao, why not Forget it, give him to me, Ermiao and I can have a human-ghost love affair, okay?"

Hongyu became anxious and waved her hand: "No, Brother Ermiao can't be with you!"

"Why?" Fang Yun asked deliberately.

"Because you are a ghost, Brother Ermiao has been with you for a long time, and it is not good for him. This is what Taoist Priest Sanpian said before, humans and ghosts...can't get along for too long." Hongyu said.

Fang Yun shook his head and said: "What's the big deal? Ermiao is a Taoist priest. Even if he is contaminated with a little ghost energy, there are ways to get rid of it. Hongyu, I think you are reluctant to part with it, right?"

"I..." Hongyu opened her mouth, but did not dare to say what was in her heart.

Fang Yun chuckled and said: "Of course, if you like Ermiao, I won't argue with you. After all, you are childhood sweethearts, and it is more suitable for people to be together than to be with ghosts."

After saying that, Fang Yun stared at Hong Yu closely, observing Hong Yu's reaction.

Hongyu lowered her head, bit her lip for a long time, and finally nodded and said, "Yes, I, I like... Brother Ermiao."

"That's right, if you like someone, you have to say it!" Fang Yun smiled and said, "Hongyu, I also think that you and Ding Ermiao are quite suitable."

"Really?" Hongyu was overjoyed, not caring about her daughter's shyness, and asked: "Where do you think we are suitable?"

Fang Yun looked at the ruby ​​​​up and down, and suddenly smiled: "I think it fits the whole body..."

"You...you are a teacher, why are you talking nonsense?" Hongyu's face turned even redder.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense." Fang Yun suppressed his laughter and said: "I said you and Ermiao are suitable because you both grew up in the mountains and have a common language. Moreover, your personalities are simple. If it comes Outside, both you and Ermiao are looking for someone you love, and you may not be happy in the future."

Hongyu thought about it and felt it made sense, but it was difficult to speak.

Fang Yun added: "Actually, I found that Ding Ermiao also likes you, but boys are thin-skinned and it is difficult to say it out loud."

"Pfft, he is thin-skinned? You have misjudged the person. Brother Ermiao's face is as thick as a city wall." Hongyu couldn't help but smile.

"Yes, Ermiao usually looks very lively, but when it comes to matters between men and women, he may not take the initiative." Fang Yun was like a love expert, following the guidance and asked: "You haven't heard of a word called chasing a man. There are mountains between women, and there is a veil between women chasing men. Ermiao is worried about being rejected by you, so she doesn't dare to speak."

Hongyu's heart was beating wildly and she asked in a low voice: "How do you know these things?"

"Hey, I'm from here, of course I know. Do you think that just because I'm a few years older than you, I've just had a few years of food in vain?" Fang Yun said.

Hongyu was deceived, frowned and said: "Then what do you think... should we do between Brother Ermiao and me?"

"Silly girl, isn't this difficult to handle? I just said that when a woman chases a man, there is a layer of veil. Just pierce this layer of veil and it will be fine."

"But, how can we pierce... this veil?" Hong Yu asked eagerly.

Fang Yun gave up, walked a few steps, and then said: "It's actually very simple to pierce this veil. There are two ways, called Plan A and Plan B. I'll tell you and let you choose. .”

"Plan B?" Hongyu, who had never learned a foreign language, was startled and said with a red face: "I don't want this plan, I want the previous plan, love...plan!"

"That's weird, how did you decide on Plan A just because you knew Plan B was not good?" Fang Yun was a little confused.

"It's just not good anyway, that name... is too unpleasant." Hongyu said.

"Oh..." Fang Yun understood a little bit, and he couldn't laugh or cry, so he asked: "Hongyu, how far have you studied? Have you ever learned a foreign language?"

Hongyu shook her head and said, "I'm about to graduate from elementary school. I haven't studied any more and haven't learned any foreign languages."

No wonder the understanding was wrong.

Fang Yun nodded and said, "Let's put it another way. This plan is divided into plan A and plan B. A, B, C and D, you know? You choose one between A and B."

Hongyu also breathed a sigh of relief and nodded: "I understand, please tell me what Plan A and Plan B are."

Fang Yun looked outside and whispered seriously: "Plan A is to use external force to pierce this veil. There are also things to pay attention to when using external force, one is bright and the other is dark. The obvious one is the matchmaker proposing marriage. But the woman takes the initiative It's a bit abnormal to propose marriage to a man. So, we can only do it secretly..."

Hongyu was not familiar with the world, so she opened her eyes wide and listened attentively to Fang Yun's nonsense.

Fang Yun became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, and realized that he also had the potential of a matchmaker, and said: "The secret thing is to take things by surprise, and when necessary, let outsiders talk about it. For example, when you and Er Miao were together, I said, ' You two are a perfect match, Ermiao, can you tell Hongyu to be your wife?" If you don't speak, Ding Ermiao will speak, and he will say, "I'm afraid I'm not worthy of Hongyu..." At that time, I’ll ask you again if you’re willing, and if you nod, it’s done!”

Hongyu thought for a while, frowned and said, "But...if Brother Ermiao doesn't want to do it, how embarrassing would it be for me?"

"Generally speaking, this kind of situation will not happen... Let's talk about Plan B... No, it's Plan B." Fang Yun smiled and said: "Plan B, you need to take the initiative yourself. It's best. The best way is to hug him secretly and kiss him when the atmosphere is right. As far as I know, the success rate of this method is as high as 90.00% or more!"

"Secretly...kiss him?" Hongyu's face turned red to the point of bleeding, she shook her head and said, "No, this is too embarrassing."

Fang Yun shrugged and said: "Anyway, these are the two plans I have. You think about it carefully. After you think about it, tell me and I will give you specific guidance. No matter which plan is implemented, the atmosphere must be created in advance."

"I... think about it before I say it." Hongyu said tangledly.

In fact, Hongyu is more inclined to plan B, and is even a little eager to try it, but she is too shy to take action.

Fang Yun nodded and said, "I'll give you three days to think about it. If you don't take the initiative, I'll take Ding Ermiao."

There were footsteps outside the door, and Ding Ermiao's voice came: "Fang Yun, what do you want from me?"

"Ah?" This time it was Fang Yun's turn to blush, tongue-tied, and said, "What... what? Hongyu and I were gossiping, but we didn't say anything."

Ding Ermiao pushed the door open and walked in, looking at Hongyu's face: "Hongyu, are you sick? Why are you looking so red?"

With that said, Ding Ermiao reached out and touched Hongyu's forehead.

"I'm fine..." Hongyu shook her hair, turned around and ran out.

Ding Ermiao shook his head, followed him out of the door, and shouted: "Run slower, don't fall... This girl is getting weirder and weirder."

Hongyu ran for a few steps, then suddenly turned around and said, "Who is this girl? How many years younger than you? By the way, my mother asked someone to buy a TV for you and asked you to go and watch it."

(End of this chapter)