Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 224
Wan Shugao took Pan Yifeng and Yan Ziqing's arms, pulled them to the barbecue stall, and sat down on the stools.Then he called the barbecue owner and added mutton skewers and beer.

"Why are you inviting me to drink again?" Pan Yifeng was still immersed in the anger of the goddess being humiliated. He looked very unfriendly and said: "After eating tonight, don't expect me to make AA money. I didn't bring any money!"

"It's just a meal, no need to make a fuss." Ding Ermiao raised his head and said calmly:
"Classmate, don't talk about money all day long. Money is the least valuable thing in this world. How about being rich? Can it buy you and Yan Ziqing's brotherly relationship? Can it protect your goddess Liu Qinghui?"

Yan Ziqing glared at Pan Yifeng, picked up the wine glass in front of him, and drank it all in one gulp.Being misunderstood and beaten by his brother, he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he had to vent it on beer.

Pan Yifeng also drank a glass of beer, put down the glass and said, "What do you want from me? Tell me quickly, I have to track down the pervert who sneaked into the girls' bathroom, so don't waste my time."

Ding Ermiao tapped on the table lightly, and said leisurely: "There's no need to investigate, this incident happened because of me, and it was my fault that caused you two troubles."

"Is it because of you? Did you do it?" Pan Yifeng and Yan Ziqing were both stunned and looked directly at Ding Ermiao.

"Of course I didn't do it. What could I do?" Ding Ermiao said slowly while eating mutton skewers: "Remember the monster I talked about last night, right?"

Pan Yifeng and Yan Ziqing were both confused and nodded speciously.

"That monster is nasty by nature and often peeks at women bathing or going to the toilet. I came to see you Pan Yifeng last night and wanted to ask you to help deal with him. But he noticed it. He transformed into Yan Ziqing and gave you a I'm going to show off my power, frighten and molest your goddess, and tell you to retreat and stop meddling in other people's business!" Ding Ermiao said calmly:
"Otherwise, why did Yan Ziqing suddenly appear in the girls' dormitory when he was obviously skating? Could it be that he knows the magic of clones? Who can explain this supernatural incident?"

"You said this... was a supernatural incident, done by a monster?" Pan Yifeng asked.

Ding Ermiao nodded.

Pan Yifeng frowned and thought for a long time, then asked: "How do you know so clearly?"

Ding Ermiao pointed to the school gate with her hand and said, "It has spread throughout your school. Could it be that I am deaf?"

"No, what I'm talking about is, why do you know so much about that monster?" Pan Yifeng explained.

Ding Ermiao took off his duck hat, pointed to the right side of his face, and said: "Did you see it? My face was hit by the monster. I have been fighting with him for many days. He has great magic power and I can't beat him, so I asked him to You helped. But I didn’t expect that you claimed to be a gentleman, but you only cared about yourself and didn’t care about other people’s business. In the end, you were fine, but you harmed your goddess and your brother.”

Wan Shugao took over the words, pointed at Pan Yifeng and said: "Actually, even if you don't go to find the monster, the monster will still continue to harass Liu Qinghui! Because she is so beautiful. The monster's vision is no different from the human vision. Do you like Liu Qinghui? , monsters like it too.”

Speaking of Liu Qinghui's beauty, it seemed to scratch Pan Yifeng's heart the most.He scratched his head and smiled, feeling nervous again, as if he was worried that the monster would steal his goddess.

"I always feel... there's something weird about this matter. Isn't it your fault?" Yan Ziqing drank another glass of beer and said thoughtfully: "You came to see me and Pan Yifeng last night, and something like this happened today. , what a coincidence.”

This guy is actually not stupid.

"Nonsense!" Wan Shugao interrupted Yan Ziqing righteously and said, "We are just ordinary people. Can we transform into Yan Ziqing and harass Liu Qinghui? Or do you have a twin brother who was bribed by us? Are you here to pretend to be a ghost?"

Yan Ziqing was silent.Originally, he had doubts about Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao, but when Wan Shugao said this, he really couldn't find any flaws.

"Huh..., I just said, these two guys won't believe it, how about it, am I right?" Ding Ermiao waved at Wan Shugao: "Hurry up and settle the bill, we Let’s go. Instead of talking nonsense with them here, you might as well find a solution yourself!”

Wan Shugao nodded and stood up to pay.

Pan Yifeng was still in a daze, not knowing what was going on in his mind.

Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao paid the bill and took a few steps. When they saw that Pan Yifeng behind them still didn't respond, they couldn't help but feel anxious.Both of them were thinking, could it be that the method of provoking generals doesn't work?Then tonight's painstaking arrangements were not in vain?
Touching his swollen right cheek, Ding Ermiao felt very depressed!Pan Yifeng didn't say he wasn't fooled, he sneaked into the girl's bathroom by himself, didn't see anything, and even got kicked, it's really not ordinary bad luck!

"Wait, stop!" Pan Yifeng's voice suddenly shouted from behind.

Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao looked at each other and laughed evilly in their hearts.

But Ding Ermiao did not look back and stood with his hands behind his back in a pretentious manner; Wan Shugao turned around slowly and asked impatiently: "What's the matter?"

Pan Yifeng chased after him and asked, "Tell me, where is that monster?!"

"Are you going to deal with him?" Wan Shugao asked.

"Of course I have to deal with him! I will give everything for Liu Qinghui." Pan Yifeng said calmly.

Ding Ermiao turned around and smiled: "You still sound like a man! If you want to find monsters, come with us tomorrow. At five o'clock in the afternoon, we will drive over to pick you up. After catching the monsters, everything will come to light. .”

"It's a deal!" Pan Yifeng thought for a while and then said: "But, tomorrow night, if I find out that you are deceiving me, what will I say?"

Wan Shugao beat his chest and swore: "If there is a lie in what we said, you will blow my head off! See you there at five o'clock tomorrow afternoon!"

"Okay, a gentleman's words are hard to chase!" Pan Yifeng suddenly felt proud and said loudly.

Yan Ziqing said: "I'll go too, and I'll go tomorrow too! I'm going to see if it's a monster that's setting me up, as you said."

"No, the large number of people and the big target will alert the monsters." Ding Ermiao flatly refused, and said: "Pan Yifeng will go in person tomorrow. When he comes back, he will naturally tell you the truth. Don't you trust your brother?"

Yan Ziqing was speechless.

The four of them waved goodbye on the side of the road, returning home if they had a home, returning to the temple if they had no home, and went their separate ways.

But when Pan Yifeng walked to the school gate, Ding Ermiao suddenly chased after him, calling him to stay behind.

"Is there anything else?" Pan Yifeng stood still and turned around to ask.

Ding Ermiao chuckled: "Brother, remember to wash yourself clean tomorrow and dress smartly!"

"Am I usually not energetic?" Pan Yifeng scratched his hair, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

Farewell again.After Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao walked for a while, Li Weinian followed in his sports car.

After getting in the car, Wan Shugao asked: "Brother Ermiao, why do you ask Pan Yifeng to wash it clean and wear it freshly?"

"Tch, you don't understand this." Ding Ermiao said with a smile: "If Pan Yifeng can't deal with the Wutong Evil God, I will treat him as a sacrifice and give it to the Wutong God. Don't think that the big toad is just If you like women..., they are for both men and women!"

"I'll go!" Wan Shugao was taken aback and said, "So, if Pan Yifeng can't defeat the Wutong God, doesn't he have trouble protecting himself?"

(End of this chapter)