Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 217 Gorgeous turn around
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Wan Shugao sat in the car and screamed at the sky, but Ding Ermiao made a quick decision and asked Li Weinian to drive right away to look for Pan Yifeng at the Business School.

Wan Shugao was a bit popular in the university town. After some phone calls, he found one of Pan Yifeng's roommates, Yan Ziqing, and agreed to meet in front of the Business School.

The time is nine o'clock in the evening, which is a time when college students are active.In front of the school, there are men and women in pairs.

Yan Ziqing is quite talkative and good-looking, with a crew cut and fair face, and a little bit of cynicism.After some introduction, Wan Shugao expressed his intention to come and asked Yan Ziqing to contact Pan Yifeng and invite him to come out so that everyone could meet.

Of course, Wan Shugao didn't say anything about Kuixing's coming to earth. It would be too scary to spread the news and scare the school leaders out of their minds, which is terrible.

Yan Ziqing took Wan Shugao's cigarette and lit it, took a sip and said with a frown: "It's easy to meet Pan Yifeng. But this guy doesn't want to suffer. If you want to see him, I'm afraid you have to spend a lot of money. There are a lot of things in the small restaurant." A table?”

"It's a trivial matter! You have a good harvest, but you are still afraid of sparrows eating a little? You can choose a small restaurant nearby." Wan Shugao made the decision and waved his hand very grandly.

Yan Ziqing nodded, dialed the phone in his hand, and said: "Crazy Pan, come down. I have something to ask you at the school gate."

Li Weinian said with a smile: "Your roommate is a very famous person. Why do you want to treat him when you meet him?"

"It's not a big name. It's just that he has his own principles. He believes that making friends delays his study time, so it is only natural that he should be compensated." Yan Ziqing flicked the cigarette butt in his hand on the wall, causing a shower of sparks, and continued: "You have really found the right person for me. If you contact me privately and invite him to dinner, he will not agree."

Ding Ermiao smiled and said nothing, feeling even more certain that Pan Yifeng was the person he was looking for.There is always something weird about these stars coming down to earth.Either he is extremely ugly, like Zhong Kui and Bao Zheng; or he has a unique personality, like Jin Shengtan, Fang Xiaoru.

Later, under Wan Shugao's guidance, Yan Ziqing talked about some of Pan Yifeng's daily life, which was even more shocking.

It is said that Pan Yifeng used an experimental balance to weigh the pancakes in the canteen, and found that the average weight of the pancakes was between 48 and 5 grams.For a period of time, he was cutting corners in the cafeteria, and he discovered it with lightning eyes, and complained to the principal.From then on, the cafeteria chef always felt dizzy when he saw him and always picked the biggest and thickest cakes for him.

It is also said that because the word "二" was printed incorrectly on the national banknotes, he persistently called the central bank and finally forced the governor to apologize.

The most awesome thing was when he slapped a scholar professor in the history department last year.

He thought the professor's Qing history lecture was wrong, but when he questioned him in person several times, he ignored him.He got anxious and gave someone a slap in the face, and ended up staying in the class room for a week.But the matter was not over yet. He said that if the other party did not give him an equal say, he would chase the other party and fight him.The professor who was beaten in the end apologized to him.

Hearing this, Ding Ermiao wiped his sweat.This is not Wenquxing coming down to earth, he is simply a dog-skin plaster. Anyone who gets involved with him will probably be unlucky for the rest of his life.

"Here we come, Pan Yifeng is here!" Yan Ziqing pointed at a person walking from a distance in the school gate.

Pan Yifeng was wearing slippers and walking under the street lights. He was of medium height and average build.That image was exactly what Wan Shugao said.

Her hair was as messy as a chicken coop, and she wore black-rimmed glasses for myopia on her nose.The shirt on his body is one part black and one part white, and the original background color cannot be seen.One corner of the hem of his shirt was tucked into his pants, and the other corner was hanging out, slapping back and forth like a pig's ears.However, his trousers were a little too big, and the trousers were dragged to the ground and were worn to pieces.

"Hello, buddy, my name is Wan Shugao. You must know me too. It doesn't matter if you don't, we will get to know each other in the future." Wan Shugao strode forward and extended his warm hands.

But before he reached Pan Yifeng, Wan Shugao withdrew one hand and covered his nose.The smell of brain oil on Pan Yifeng's head and the smell of sweat on his body were so powerful together that they could instantly kill body odor and so on.

"What's wrong with you?" Pan Yifeng asked blankly.

"Wenqi, Wenqi..., it is said that you have good academic performance, and your literary aura is sky-high." Wan Shugao touched Pan Yifeng, turned around and introduced: "This is my friend Ding Ermiao, and this is Li Weinian. We have a small matter. , I would like to ask you a favor, and please give me a favor and have a few drinks in the restaurant."

"How can you be elegant? Is it the smell of sweat? I have been busy reading during this period, and I forgot to take a shower for a few days." Pan Yifeng explained without any shame, grabbing his hair and saying: "Going to a restaurant to drink? But I am now There’s something else.”

As soon as he scratched his head, dandruff like snowflakes floated down, like wind passing through a pear orchard.

Yan Ziqing pushed Pan Yifeng's shoulder and said, "Let's go have a drink first. If anything happens, we'll deal with it later."

Several people shouted and took Pan Yifeng into a small restaurant opposite the school.

After opening a private room and sitting down, Pan Yifeng took out his cell phone, checked it out, and said: "I'm really in a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I go late, it will delay things."

"Let's talk about everything. We are all friends. If we can help, we will help you." Wan Shugao pinned Pan Yifeng on the stool and prevented him from getting up.

"Oh, it's also a small matter." Pan Yifeng said: "I just received a text message that someone was looking for a boy in the university town. I thought my situation was more suitable, so I reported my name. It is said that the first person to break the news was The bonus of 1000 yuan, I have to check to see if I am the first person to report the information."

Ding Ermiao and others looked at each other, dumbfounded.

Wan Shugao slapped Pan Yifeng on the shoulder, and said, "You don't need to verify, brother, that text message was sent from me, and then forwarded to you. That is, we are looking for you, and we are offering a reward." People, do you understand?"

"Can I not understand such a simple thing?" Pan Yifeng said nonchalantly: "I want to trace back layer by layer to find the source. See if I am the first person to report the information. If so, I will ask the other party to pay me 1000 Yuan."

Ding Ermiao waved her hand hurriedly: "No need to trace it back, we will give you the 1000 yuan."

"How can that be done? I am a principled person. If I were not the first to provide clues, I would never ask for the money." Pan Yifeng looked upright and said:
"But I guess I should be the first person to report it. Because of my test scores, I haven't told anyone else. Especially about my transition from elementary school to junior high school and my first place in the high school entrance examination, no one here knows. My text message is a reply It was for Zhao Ming. I asked just now, and Zhao Ming replied to Wang Jiahao. Now..."

"Stop talking, stop talking." Wan Shugao picked up his phone and called up the text message, handed it to Pan Yifeng, and said: "The first person to mention Pan Yifeng was Wang Jiahao. You are right, you were the first to report Material person."

Pan Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief and then said: "It's not easy to get this 1000 yuan. You call again and check with Wang Jiahao. If the situation is correct, give me the bonus first and I will use the money."

Wan Shugao contacted Wang Jiahao very depressedly, confirmed that it was correct, and gave 1000 yuan to Pan Yifeng.

As the food and wine were served, several people encouraged each other.Yan Ziqing ate more elegantly, but Pan Yifeng ate heartily and acted as if no one else was around.

"Tell me, what do you want from me?" After almost eating, Pan Yifeng loosened his belt and asked.

Ding Ermiao coughed twice and said, "I want to ask you to help me deal with a... bad guy."

"I never fight." Pan Yifeng spread his hands and said, "I will never help others fight."

"Actually, this person is not a human being..."

"There are so many dressed animals, call the police," Pan Yifeng said.

"This... calling the police is ineffective." Ding Ermiao had a headache. How should I say this?
Wan Shugao became anxious and said: "Anyway, there are no outsiders here, so I'll tell you the truth. This Brother Ermiao is a ghost-hunting master from Maoshan. Now he has encountered a demon god, which is difficult to deal with. We found out that Pan Yifeng is the Wenqu star who descended to earth. , so I came to ask for your help."

There was a local sound, and the wine glass in Yan Ziqing's hand dropped to the table.

"I'm Wen Quxing and I'm here. Can I deal with...the demon god?" Pan Yifeng asked in surprise.

Ding Ermiao, Wan Shugao and Li Weinian nodded together, their faces full of solemnity.

"Hehe... you think of me as a nerd, trying to make me happy, right? Let me tell you, I am an atheist." Pan Yifeng wiped his mouth, stood up, and was about to open the door and leave.

Wan Shugao stretched out his hand to stop Pan Yifeng and said angrily: "After eating our food, you just leave like this?"

Pan Yifeng pushed Wan Shugao's hand away, opened the private room door, and called the waiter.

"Calculate how much the table costs tonight?" Pan Yifeng asked, pointing to the food and wine on the table.

The waiter did some calculations and said, "A total of two hundred and eight yuan."

Pan Yifeng nodded: "Let's make it AA. Five people, two hundred and eight, each person is 41 yuan."

With that said, Pan Yifeng took out a large note from the 1000 yuan that Wan Shugao had just given and handed it to the waiter: "This is one hundred yuan. Please give me the money."

Wan Shugao wanted to say something more, but Ding Ermiao waved his hand to stop him.

Ding Ermiao still needs to observe whether this strange Pan Yifeng is the person he is looking for.

The waiter looked at Ding Ermiao and others, and seeing that no one said anything, he finally took Pan Yifeng's money, got sixty back, and said: "41 yuan and sixty. I'll charge you forty, and give you sixty."

But Pan Yifeng returned ten yuan and said righteously: "How can that be done? It's not easy for you to do business. It's as much as it is. If you charge another one and a half, ask me for eighty-four."

"..." The waiter had no choice but to take another ten yuan and get nine yuan back.

"There's still six cents left." Pan Yifeng returned another steel coin.

The waiter didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "But I don't have four cents to find you..."

Pan Yifeng thought for a while, then suddenly turned around and took out the paper from the paper box on the table. He said: "This kind of napkins costs four yuan per box, one hundred napkins per box. If you don't have [-] cents, come to me. I'll take it." Ten napkins, just two clear."

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Pan Yifeng folded the napkin, put it in his pocket, turned around in such a gorgeous way, and left...

(End of this chapter)