Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 207 Green Face
"Ding Ermiao, I won't let you go!" The frog god's voice came from mid-air and gradually drifted away.

Ding Ermiao pointed his sword into the void and shouted loudly: "So what if you don't let me go? Come and bite me, bite me, bite me if you can!"

Wang Haolan, Li Weinian and others looked at each other and turned pale. They looked up at the sky and asked: "Brother Ermiao, isn't this guy dead? How can he still talk?"

"Its soul ran away, and that was the burst of green smoke that just drifted away. What I killed was just its possession. Take a closer look." Ding Ermiao pointed at the corpse of the frog god on the ground and said.

Everyone looked down and saw that the body of the Frog God had turned into a huge frog and fell to the ground. His limbs were still twitching slightly and his neck was still bleeding. It looked shocking.

The frog's head was cut off by Ding Ermiao's copper coin sword and fell to the ground about a foot away.

"It seems to be the frog king in front of the temple!" Li Weinian bent down to examine it for a long time with a flashlight, and then kicked the calf-like frog corpse over.

Sure enough, there were still three scars on its belly, which were injured by Li Weinian's willow-leaf dart in front of the Wutong Temple.

"Why is this happening?" Wang Haolan asked with lingering fear.

Ding Ermiao retracted his sword and put it back into its sheath, saying: "It is the ancestor of the frog. He can possess any frog in the world at will. This frog king is about to become a spirit. After being possessed by the frog god, he will transform into a human form. That's all. Easy."

"Wait until I kick this big toad into the ditch, it will look disgusting!" Wan Shu walked up angrily, kicked the frog's head into the ditch beside the road.

"Wait a minute..." Ding Ermiao waved his hand: "There may be inner elixirs in the frog corpse, which can be used to detoxify us."

"Detoxification?" Wan Shugao was taken aback, and asked, "Are we poisoned?"

Ding Ermiao did not answer, but turned his right cheek and pointed with his finger for Wan Shugao to see.Li Weinian shined his flashlight, and sure enough, the entire right side of Ding Ermiao's face was green, even the hair on the side of his ear was green.

That was the result of being sprayed with venom by the Frog King before in front of the Wutong Temple and wiping his face.

"Except for him, we have all been poisoned, but you haven't noticed it yet." Ding Ermiao pointed at Wang Haolan's driver and said to everyone: "Just now in front of the Wutong Temple, there were so many big frogs breathing out Don’t underestimate the poisonous gas. You will find out later that you feel dizzy, nauseated, and your feet are weak, just like the discomfort reaction of a pregnant woman."

"You've never been pregnant, so how do you know how a pregnant woman will react?" Wan Shugao laughed, then suddenly frowned and said, "Brother Er Miao, you're such a crow..., woo..., wow!" After saying that, he ran to the side of the road, bent over and vomited.

This time, a chain reaction started immediately.Li Weinian and Wang Haolan also held their stomachs in their hands and ran to the roadside to vomit.Even the driver who was not poisoned was vomiting repeatedly.

Only Ding Ermiao was still strong, he cut open the Frog King's stomach with his sword, and pulled the inside with the tip of the sword.Without much effort, he bent down and took out a white crystal the size of a soybean.

"It's such a small inner elixir? But it's enough to detoxify." Ding Ermiao was a little disappointed, kicked the frog corpse into the ditch, and said: "Hey, are you done vomiting? Once you vomit, you can leave. boarding."

Everyone reluctantly got into the car and rushed back.Along the way, there were people who couldn't stand it anymore. They stopped several times and took turns going down, wow wow wow...

Back on the court, Ding Ermiao asked Wang Haolan to take him to the kitchen, found a clay pot, and started boiling water.Here, everyone also simply washed their bodies and changed their clothes to look like themselves.

There was only Ding Ermiao, half of his face was green, and he looked very funny, even a little scary.

After the water boiled, Ding Ermiao didn't use it. He washed the clay pot, poured a bottle of white wine, and continued to cook on the gas stove.At the same time, the white crystal found in the frog king's stomach was also thrown into the clay pot.

Alcohol is inherently easy to evaporate, and once heated, the aroma of the wine overflows.The liquor prepared by Wang Haolan in the stadium is naturally not too bad, and the smell is particularly mouth-watering.

Ding Ermiao closed his eyes, greedily inhaled the aroma of wine overflowing from the clay pot, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

When the sound of gurgling water came from the clay pot, Ding Ermiao turned off the stove fire, let it cool down a little, poured the wine in the clay pot into five bowls, and let everyone drink a little.

Although Wang Haolan's driver was not poisoned, Ding Ermiao also gave him a bowl, saying that this inner alchemy boiled wine can invigorate blood and nourish Qi, strengthen the body and prolong life.

The driver's name was Mao Wu. He was overjoyed when he heard this. He picked up the wine bowl and drank it without caring about burning his mouth.

After drinking the inner elixir and cooking wine, everyone felt that all their discomforts were gone.Only Ding Ermiao's face was still green and full of vitality.

"Brother Ermiao, what about your face?" Wan Shugao pointed to Ding Ermiao's right cheek and said with a smile, "Fortunately, the green one is the face. If the hat is green, then my sister-in-law Xiaoxiao will be wronged!"

"Where does all this nonsense come from? Go to sleep!" Ding Ermiao walked out of the kitchen with half of her face green and half black, and went to the guest room to rest.

When he arrived at the room where he slept, Ding Ermiao lit a stick of incense, put his right face in front of the incense head and slowly smoked it.After smoking for half an hour, I looked in a mirror and saw that the green color faded a little.At this rate, it will probably take another week to completely fade away.

I have no choice but to go to bed first and talk about it later.If you can’t see people in the near future, try to see as few people as possible.

Ding Ermiao sighed, scolded the Five-Tong Evil God a hundred times in her heart, and then fell on the bed to sleep.

But before falling asleep, the phone rang.

Looking at the caller ID, it was policewoman Lin Xiruo again.

It's two or three in the morning, why did you call me?Ding Ermiao hesitated and answered the phone.

"Ding Ermiao, you bastard, get out!" Lin Xiruo was on the other side of the phone with a volcanic eruption, as if he wanted to drag Ding Ermiao out and eat him alive.

"What's wrong with you, sister? Why are you so angry for no reason?" Ding Ermiao asked with a black line on his head.

"Where are you hiding? Get out of here first. Don't worry, I will never beat you to death!" Lin Xiruo's tone was very strange. He must have been gnashing his teeth over there, and his voice had changed.

Ding Ermiao giggled and said, "I'm hiding in Wang Haolan's golf course. If you have the ability, come and hit me? Sister, your slender jade legs are not that long. I don't believe it. Kick it over."

"At the stadium? Huh! You monster, you have to listen to your sister. If you have the ability, don't let my sister see you in this life, otherwise, one day I will kick you!"

"Sister, you should tell me what happened." Ding Ermiao said depressedly: "Are you in those few days of the month? Are you in a bad mood and making fun of me? Drink more brown sugar water. , how about some black chicken and white phoenix pills."

"Pretending to be confused is fun, isn't it?" Lin Xiruo said angrily over there, "I hope you will stand up and give me an explanation face to face!"

"Okay, I'll go back to the mountain city early tomorrow morning to see what heinous crime I, Ding Ermiao, have committed in front of me with gongs and drums! At eight o'clock, see you at Ruping Restaurant!" Ding Ermiao was also angry and angry. Hang up the phone angrily.

But after hanging up the phone, Ding Ermiao muttered in his heart, Lin Xiruo's tone didn't sound like a joke, what misunderstanding happened?
After thinking carefully for a long time, Ding Ermiao suddenly jumped up from the bed, shouted "No!", opened the door, and rushed out!
(End of this chapter)