Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 201
"This toad monster made a whirlwind yesterday to play tricks on me, and used demonic methods to make Wan Shugao have diarrhea. Of course, I won't let it go!" Ding Ermiao also said in a low voice: "When it's my turn to burn incense next time! , let me give it some color first."

"Should I prepare anything first?" Wang Haolan asked: "For example, call the police for support? If necessary, I can call Director Chen of the Shancheng Police Station. This is still under the jurisdiction of Shancheng, and the local police can be dispatched with just one phone call." People from the bureau will be transferred over."

"Then what if you don't know Mr. Chen?" Ding Ermiao looked at Wang Haolan with a grin, and said, "Everyone holds the beads and recites the Avalokitesvara, but who is the Avalokitesvara holding the beads to recite? Asking others is better than asking oneself, and don't bother anyone." Yes, follow my arrangements."

Wang Haolan blushed and smiled but was speechless.He originally wanted to show off his interpersonal relationships in Shancheng, but Ding Ermiao dismissed it.

Ding Ermiao looked at the Wutong Temple outside the window, and said with gestures: "Wang Haolan, you and your driver, each drive a car, turn the front of the car over first, and get ready. Then wait for us in the car, me and your driver. Li Weinian went down to cause trouble, and once the villagers became angry, we quickly got in the car and ran away!"

Wang Haolan nodded: "Okay, I understand. But Brother Ermiao, what are you going to do?"

"I will take the opportunity of burning incense to destroy the monster's statue first. Then, we will come back at night, secretly demolish its ruined temple, and put the water stored in the rice field in front." Ding Ermiao said in a deep voice:

"I hope to provoke it, force it to come out and confront me head-on. Then look for its flaws and make a plan for the next step."

In fact, Ding Ermiao was not sure whether he could deal with this frog god.But now that I have taken over this business, I can't show my cowardice.When two armies meet, the brave one wins, and the momentum must not be lost!

Even if you can't defeat it, you won't dare to do anything to yourself even if you measure it.As an earth god, it didn't dare to kill.

As long as you cling to it and make trouble with it every day, one day you will force it to the negotiation table and everyone can negotiate terms calmly.

Having made up his mind, Ding Ermiao called to Li Weinian, and they got out of the car one after another.

"Brother Er Miao, wait for me!" Wan Shugao also followed, raised his arms and clenched his fists to show off his muscles, and said, "Brothers who fight wars, brothers who fight demons. I will go with you!"

"Don't make trouble for me!" Ding Ermiao pointed to the large group of pilgrims in front of the Wutong Temple, and said, "Wait for the fight, are you sure you can run out and not hold us back?"

Wan Shugao patted his chest and said with great pride: "Brother Ermiao, don't worry, with your brother's skills, it's no problem to deal with ten or eight!"

"Then take him with you, Brother Ermiao." Li Weinian said with a smile: "No big deal, let's work harder and protect him more."

"It's not certain who will protect whom!" Wan Shugao curled his lips and walked towards Wutong Temple first.

In front of Wutong Temple, some of the pilgrims who came first to burn incense left, but some more came later. There were still about 70 people on the flat ground in front of the temple.Inside the temple, there were about 30 to [-] people crowded in the big ass area.

Ding Ermiao took the number and went to talk to the girl with freckles: "Sister, look at my number, how long will it be my turn? I can't get a wife, I'm impatient! Can you open a back door and let me Go ahead and burn some incense to pray for your wife?"

"Impatient?" The freckled girl glared: "You are impatient, why did you go early? I knew I was anxious, and now I have brought my grandson! Burning incense is not allowed to cut in line. Next time you come to burn incense, you can come earlier."

"Elder Sister is right, I understand." Ding Ermiao nodded to admit his mistake, then pointed to the rice field in front, and asked, "Eldest Sister, the rice field in front is full of water, is it for raising bastards?"

The freckled girl's face changed and she shouted sternly: "Don't talk nonsense in front of the temple!"

In the open space in front of the temple, everyone looked over.

Ding Ermiao innocently spread his hands and said, "I saw people raising turtles in rice fields, so I asked why they are so cruel."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll kick you out and tell you not to burn incense!" The freckled girl's freckles got angry, and she gave Ding Ermiao a hard look, then turned and walked into the Wutong Temple.

Li Weinian stood by the door, tiptoed a little, and found that the freckled girl was leaning into her father's ear, whispering, and pouted outside the door.

Probably, this girl was very dissatisfied with Ding Ermiao and wanted to ask her father to punish Ding Ermiao.It is not difficult for a magician to do some tricks and tease ordinary pilgrims.

So Li Weinian glanced over and signaled Ding Ermiao to be careful.

Ding Ermiao touched her nose and smiled, making an OK gesture to express her understanding.

Sure enough, the freckled girl walked out of the Wutong Temple and said to Ding Ermiao: "Hey, you are in a hurry, I will make an exception for you today, go in and wait. Let you burn incense first, so that you can go first, save the trouble." You are talking nonsense and blasphemy here!"

"Amitofu..., thank you, thank you!" Ding Ermiao clasped his hands together in an unconventional manner, then lowered his head and squeezed through the crowd, and got into the Wutong Temple.

Li Weinian pulled Wan Shugao up, winked at the same time, and whispered: "Be smart and prepare to respond!"

"Fuck, when have I not been smarter than you?" Wan Shugao shook his head proudly.

There were still twenty or thirty pilgrims in the temple. Ding Ermiao walked up to the freckled girl's father and asked with a smile: "Great Immortal, is it my turn to burn incense?"

"I am not a great immortal, I am a boy of the great immortal." The fat old man said with a cold face.

"Ah?" Ding Ermiao pretended to be shocked and asked, "You are already seventy or eighty years old, and you are still a child?"

The fat old man didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He pointed at the statue of the frog god and said, "In front of the immortal, I am just a boy."

While they were talking, a pilgrim finished burning incense and stood up and asked the fat old man: "Boy, what do you think of the incense I burned?"

"It's okay, building a house, right?" The fat old man stared at the burning incense head on the big incense burner, and said, "August 28 is a good day, and we can start work. But the beams can't be installed in September. It's better to wait until October." On the second day of the first lunar month, get on the beam. Do you understand?"

"I understand, I understand, thank you for your guidance." The pilgrim thanked him profusely and left happily.

"Is it my turn?" Ding Ermiao pointed at the clay statue and asked the old man and boy.

"Don't point your finger at the god statue, be careful that the great immortal will punish you!" The fat old man reached out and knocked Ding Ermiao's arm, pointed to the incense sticks in front of the shrine, and said, "Go get three sticks of incense and light them on the candles over there." , then insert it into the incense burner, and kowtow!"

Asking me to kowtow to a monster?no way!

Ding Ermiao sneered in her heart, stepped forward slowly, picked up three sticks of incense from the shrine, and slowly put it to the candle to light it.

(End of this chapter)