Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 199 Marriage
Ding Ermiao was overjoyed, controlled her excitement, and asked: "Old lady, tell me where the temple is, and the immortal will definitely bless you to live to be a hundred years old!"

As long as you find this monster's lair and go see it for yourself, you will always know what kind of god he is.

"Are you really going to burn incense? Did you lie to me?" The old woman was more vigilant.

"I swear to God, I really went to burn incense. If there are any lies, God will immediately send a thunderbolt and kill me!" Ding Ermiao raised his hands to the sky and said seriously.

The sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly. Where can the thunder come from at this time?
The old woman nodded, pointed to the southwest and said: "There is another temple in Ke Xiaoying, Qinghe Township, but it's a little far away, about forty miles away. It's a pity that the temple here was smashed by that bastard. Now everyone I have to go all the way to burn incense..."

Ding Ermiao quickly thanked her, and took Wang Haolan away in a hurry.

"Brother Ermiao, you still have a way!" Wang Haolan gave a thumbs up excitedly, and the depression of being called a bastard just disappeared.

We got on the bus again and headed southwest to ask for directions. At around ten o'clock in the morning, the group finally arrived at Kexiaoying Village in Qinghe Township.

The car stopped on the roadside, and Ding Ermiao and others looked at the temple on the east side in the car.

The temple is located between the two villages, and the cement road leads directly to the temple.From a distance, it looks like a ruined temple, no more than a mountain pavilion, with four earthen walls, a red glazed tile roof, and a nondescript architectural shape.

But there is a large open space in front of the temple, covering an area of ​​two to three acres.In the open space, there were dozens of people, both men and women, squatting or standing, smoking and chatting, as if they were waiting for something.

You can also see people coming in and out of the temple. They must be villagers and pilgrims who come to seek help from the immortal.

Moreover, there were more than one or two cars and vans on the roadside. It seemed that many people from far away came to burn incense.

Before getting out of the car, Wang Haolan asked: "Brother Ermiao, do you want to notify the local police? I'm afraid they will take action later. The folk customs here are fierce and the villagers will besiege us."

After visiting many people in a row, Wang Haolan also knew how superstitious the nearby villagers were about this monster, so he did not dare to take it lightly.

Ding Ermiao shook his head and said, "We will also pretend that we are here to burn incense and we will see what happens."

"But... what if the monster is here and causes trouble on the spot, using some means to make the villagers think we are bad guys, will that be very troublesome?" Wang Haolan said hesitantly: "A gentleman does not build a dangerous wall. Come on, Brother Ermiao, we have to think twice."

Probably Wang Haolan was frightened by Uncle Lu Yinquan in the ancestral hall, and now he is a little timid.

"You are a rich man and if you don't sit in danger, my life will be ruined. It doesn't matter. Li Weinian has thousands of books, so come with me."

Ding Ermiao opened the car door, stepped out of the car, and turned back to Wang Haolan and said: "If you are scared, just stay in the car. Ask the driver to turn the front of the car over, start the car, and fasten your seat belt... Wait a minute. The situation is not right, you drive away first and don't worry about us."

Aren't they just a bunch of villagers?Ding Ermiao didn't believe it. With the skills of himself and the soldier king Li Weinian, he couldn't escape unscathed!

Li Weinian and Wan Shugao were Ding Ermiao's people, so they naturally responded to his call and followed him.Wang Haolan had no choice but to mouth to the driver and follow him.

Even though we know that there are tigers in the mountains, we should still go to the tiger mountains.If he, Wang Haolan, really didn't get out of the car and was ready to escape, would anyone still look at him in the future?

A group of five people marched straight to the temple with high spirits.

But as soon as they arrived in front of the temple, a girl with freckles on her face stopped them and asked, "Are you here to burn incense? You have to queue up to burn incense! Don't jump in line."

"Yes, yes, we are here to burn incense." Ding Ermiao looked at the girl with a smile and asked, "Are you... the fairy here?"

The girl is in her 20s, has an average face, but her freckles are very charming, and her figure is pretty good, with regular bumps.

"I'm not an immortal girl." The girl waved her hand in a very sophisticated manner and said: "My father is the son of the Great Immortal, and he presides over everyone burning incense. There are many people burning incense every day, and I'm afraid that everyone will jump in line and cause quarrels, so I'm here to guide them. Guidance, do you understand?"

Judging by her tone and behavior, this girl was not afraid of strangers at all. It was obvious that she had seen too many city dwellers who came to burn incense.

"Thank you, elder sister, for your guidance. Thank you for your guidance." Ding Ermiao continued to say with a smile: "Then let's line up, who should we line up behind?"

"I'll give you the trumpet later." The girl asked, "How many of you are coming to burn incense? How many sticks of incense will each of you burn?"

"One, two, three, four..., including me, there are five in total." Ding Ermiao pointed with his fingers and said, "All five people burn incense, and each burns one pillar. That... how much is it?"

"What do you ask for by burning incense?" the girl asked again.

Ding Ermiao rolled her eyes and pretended to be shy: "Please, please marry me..., the five of us are singles, our families are poor, we are ugly, we are not sweet-talking, and we cannot find a wife. So. Come and ask the Immortal to be kind and grant us a marriage."

Wang Haolan, Wan Shugao and others collectively couldn't help it, and as agreed, they turned their heads and smiled sullenly.

"Twenty for one stick of incense, one hundred for five sticks of incense." The girl said, "After you pay the money, I will give you the trumpet."

Ding Ermiao touched her nose and continued to act crazy: "Um..., can I get a discount? Eighty, okay?"

"Discount?" The freckled girl glared and said sternly: "Is there anyone bargaining in front of the Immortal? If you want a discount, the effect of burning incense will also be discounted! Sincerity leads to success, you know?"

"That's right, there are discounts for burning incense? It's the first time I've seen such a person."

"Oh, what a blasphemy..."

"This kid is so ignorant!"

There were whispers all around, and countless disdainful glances were directed at Ding Ermiao.

Amid everyone's righteous lectures, the child Ding Ermiao had no choice but to apologize and admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, this is my first time to burn incense. I don't understand the rules... One hundred is one hundred, I'll give it."

Here, Wang Haolan's driver has already handed over a big note.

The freckled girl raised the money and looked at the sun, then stuffed it into her bag. She took out five cards from her bag and gave them to Ding Ermiao. She said with a straight face: "If it weren't for the fact that you didn't understand the rules the first time. For my sake, no matter how much money I give, I won’t let you go in to burn incense!”

"Thank you, Immortal, for being so kind. This is the first time, I just don't understand and can't figure out the way. Thank you, eldest sister, for your guidance. Thank you, eldest sister, for your guidance..." Ding Ermiao nodded and bowed his thanks, but in his heart he was molesting the freckled girl in front of him.

Could it be that... the one worshiped in this temple is the notorious evil god?
(End of this chapter)