Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 170 Shrimp spines
"Mr. Ding is so clever to use the way of others to repay the other side." The scholar bowed his hands and said humbly: "Since Mr. Ding has not opened his eyes to the sky, why can he see Sister Qiao's branches? Please give me some advice. Liang Liang is all ears."

Wang Huzi was stunned, and then he realized that he was just being sentimental. His face turned red and he said, "You really haven't seen my wife's body?"

"The beauty of a woman lies in her dress, demeanor and manner of speaking. The bodies are not all the same. What's so good about it?" Ding Ermiao laughed loudly, pointing to her sister Qiao and said:
"Why don't you try another bet?"

"Shameless, shameless!" Wang Beard blew his beard angrily and stared, veins on his neck bulged.

Ding Ermiao pushed even further and continued to smile shamelessly: "All that glitters is not necessarily gold, maybe it's a blowfly! Wang Beard, the treasure in your eyes is just a piece of shit in my eyes, haha …”

This meaning is too clear. Wang Huzi regards his precious wife, but in Ding Ermiao's eyes, she is nothing like shit.

"You, you, you... you go too far to bully others!" Wang Hubo was furious, fearing that the case would start.

But the scholar and the Taoist pressed his shoulders from left to right, with winking eyes, and persuaded him with kind words, saying: "The visitor is a guest, brother Hu Zi, please be safe and don't be impatient, so that Mr. Ding can do his best and let me wait." Eye-opener."

Hearing what he was saying, Wang Huzi suppressed his anger and sat down angrily.

Sister Qiao stopped pretending and stood up from behind Wang Huzi, her face flushed.The arrogance and the sense of superiority as the host were gone.

Originally, she thought she was alluring, but unexpectedly, in Ding Ermiao's eyes, she was no different from other women.In fact, because he is a ghost, Ding Ermiao is even more dismissive.

Taoist priest Hongliu suddenly spoke and said, "You Taoist fellow, you didn't hear what others said, and you didn't see it with your own eyes, so why did you guess the truth about Qiao Jie'er's six fingers? The poor Taoist didn't understand the mystery either, so he asked fellow Taoist to clarify his doubts. "

The people and ghosts present looked at Ding Ermiao together, expecting him to reveal the answer to the mystery.

"What's the point of trivial skills? Judging from their faces, these two ghosts look like husband and wife. From the analysis of their facial features and their three zodiac signs, they are destined to suffer from floods and are destined to drown on the same day." Ding Ermiao laughed proudly, Pointing his finger at Wang Huzi and Qiaojieer, he said:
"Wang Huzi was pretending to be a ghost on the surface of the pool just now, turning into a floating corpse. In fact, that was the true appearance of his corpse after it had been soaked in the river water for three days after his death. I glanced at it and saw that there were stains on his left and right cheeks and forehead. Six shallow fingerprints. It must be the traces left by Sister Qiao who fell into the water at the same time as him and grabbed her hands in panic. Do you understand?"

That's it!

The scholar was stunned and the Taoist gave a thumbs up.Wang Huzi rubbed his face in frustration, and sister Qiao stared at her husband descending like a yaksha.Only Li Weinian smirked, adored Ding Ermiao in his eyes.

"But, I also don't understand something..." Ding Ermiao frowned and left half of the sentence behind.

Wang Huzi was stunned and said: "Ding Ermiao, what don't you understand?"

"Well, I don't understand. I just saw five fingerprints on your neck, but they were not left by Sister Qiao." Ding Ermiao pretended to be puzzled and said, "Then, were there other fingerprints on your neck before your death?" Has the woman been caught?”

In the silence, Sister Qiao suddenly opened her twelve fingers and rushed towards Wang Huzi: "You, a murderer of thousands of swords, actually stole women outside behind my back, and you even got your face scratched! Today, I went with If you try hard... I will have to pull out your beard one by one!"

Wang Huzi screamed, got up, left the table and ran away.Sister Qiao kept yelling angrily and kept chasing after her.In an instant, the ghost couple disappeared from sight.

The scholar Liang Liang shook his head and sighed, and said: "Long live the troops to steal cattle, and the civil and military officials climbed over the wall. The father-in-law held the daughter-in-law's hand, and the son broke my head! If the king does not rule, the minister will not obey, if the father does not, the father and the son will not be the son, if the husband does not, the husband and wife will not have the wife." , The moral code is often corrupted, and human relations do not exist, what kind of decency has it become, alas..., what decency has it become!"

Hong Liu also shook his head and smiled, and said: "Mr. Liang, don't worry about them. What they call beating is kissing and scolding, which is love. A fight at the head of the bed and a fight at the end of the bed are just a couple."

"That's right, it's none of your business when a couple fights? Are you stupid because of studying? In the future, you should learn more from Taoist Master Hongliu!" Ding Ermiao just tried to provoke Wang Huzi and his wife, but now he continues to provoke scholars and Taoist priests.

Only by disintegrating the opponent's alliance can we defeat them one by one.

The scholar was not fooled, and smiled slightly: "Mr. Ding's words are reasonable and have good words. Liang Liang will keep them in mind."

In the corridor, Wang Huzi's screams and Sister Qiao's curses came and went, rising and falling.While Ding Ermiao was snickering, his eyes flashed, and Wang Huzi turned back again, standing on the other side of the crab shell table with an angry look on his face.

However, there were dozens of blood marks on Wang Huzi's face, horizontally and vertically, like a square pattern.

Later, Sister Qiao also walked in slowly and stood next to Wang Huzi, with a straight face and said nothing.

"Ding Ermiao, what kind of Maoshan disciple are you to alienate the relationship between me and Qiaojieer and my wife?!" Wang Huzi tore off his collar angrily, stretched out his head and asked, "Where are there a few scars on my neck?" Dao fingerprint, please explain it clearly to me!"

Ding Ermiao pretended to be surprised. He looked at Wang Huzi's neck, rubbed his eyes again, and said apologetically: "Uh..., I was on the water just now, the sun was too strong, and there was water reflection. I was actually blinded. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Li Weinian looked at Wang Huzi's face covered with bloodstains, and then looked at Ding Ermiao's serious expression. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare, and tried his best to hold it back.

Wang Huzi became angry, and with a casual move, he had a long triangular dagger in his hand.With a swish sound, he stabbed the short knife on the crab shell table and said angrily: "Ding Ermiao, you have gone too far to bully others. Today, I, Wang Huzi, will never give up!"

"I deceived others...too much? Are you considered a human being?" Ding Ermiao sneered, looking at the short knife.

It was the head spine of a sea shrimp, red and translucent, with a faint hint of blood on both blades.

"Mr. Ding, if you lose, you lose. There is no need to argue." Sister Qiao said: "Mr. Ding defeated me, it can be regarded as his method, I agree. Why not treat him to a glass of wine and then return his junior sister's Soul, let’s just smile and forget our grudges, okay?”

"No! You are a woman with long hair and short knowledge, what do you know?!" Wang Huzi glared at his wife, and said viciously: "As long as I, Wang Huzi, is in Suolongtan, it is not so easy for him to drink this glass of wine !”

(End of this chapter)