Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 165 Microphone

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Lu Kaijun and Wan Shugao both looked at the skeleton, shocked and frightened.Lu Kaijun was about to turn the boat around, but Ding Ermiao sternly stopped him.Ding Ermiao spoke, but his eyes were not looking at the skeleton, but staring calmly at the water below the skull.

Li Weinian bent down, picked up a willow-leaf dart from the ship's board, waved his hand and shot it out.

Whoosh!
Unexpectedly, this guy's dart skills have been very good recently. With a sound of breaking through the air, the willow leaf dart accurately penetrated into the right eye hole of the skeleton in the middle.

If it were a living person, he would be beaten into a one-eyed dragon by his dart.

But the skeleton was hit by a dart, and its body only swayed slightly, but it did not slow down its forward speed.

The skeleton was getting closer and closer, and was about to collide with the fishing boat.

Ding Ermiao suddenly stretched out the middle finger of his left hand and pressed it on the heart of his right hand.

The wound that had just been cut by the sword's edge started to bleed again in an instant.Ding Ermiao turned his left wrist and drew a blood talisman on the heart of his right hand. He raised his hand and slashed at the water where the skeleton was standing in the middle. At the same time, he shouted: "Monster, let you taste my Maoshan." Palm thunder!"

"boom--!"

There was a muffled sound, accompanied by a red light.

The skeleton was blown to pieces, and the bones flew in all directions. At the same time, a shrill scream came from under the water: "Hey...ah!"

The cry is like a baby's cry at night, or like a wild cat's cry of spring, which makes people feel hairy all over their bodies.

Ding Ermiao sneered, waved his hand again, and a red light hit him: "Bang...!"

Under the water, a dark thing flipped up, flashed on the water and then disappeared, leaving a trail of blood that slowly rippled in the river and gradually became thinner...

The two skeletons on the left and right suddenly tilted at this moment, fell into the water, and slowly sank to the bottom of the pool.

The surface of the pool became calm again.

Lu Kaijun wiped off his sweat, looked at Ding Ermiao with great admiration, and continued to sail forward.

"Brother Er Miao, is that a ghost? How can a ghost have blood?" Wan Shugao asked in surprise.

The sound of tying the pillar floated out again: "That's not a ghost, it's just a few otters under the water, holding human bones and pretending to be ghosts. The otters held human intestines in their mouths as a sounding tube, and the other end of the sounding tube led to the bones. mouth, and then they laughed in the water, and the laughter came from the mouth of the skeleton..."

Li Weinian was shocked and used human intestines as a mouthpiece. These water ghosts were indeed evil!
"So that's it," Wan Shugao asked, "How do you know so clearly?"

"I have stayed here before and have played all these tricks. Of course I understand!" Shuanzhu said with a proud smile:

"Brother Ermiao just now..., no no, it was Master Ding. He exploded the skeleton with his palm thunder. Some of the broken bones injured the otter, so there were blood stains. Do you understand?"

This little devil, who had been with Ding Ermiao and others for some time, actually followed Li Weinian and Wan Shugao's call and called Ding Ermiao Brother Ermiao.

"Little thing, the seller is looking for glory, but he still has the nerve to talk about it here!" Just when Shuanzhu was feeling complacent, a curse suddenly came from nowhere and buzzed.

Zhuanzhu seemed to be startled when he heard this sound. He was swept up from the water by a gust of wind, got into the cabin, appeared in human form, and said to Ding Ermiao: "This is the ghost boss at the bottom of the pool, his name is Wang Huzi!"

It seems that Wang Huzi, who spoke just now, is the previous owner of Shuanzhu. Otherwise, if the seller seeks glory, there will be no way to talk about it.

The sudden appearance of the ghost child Shuan Zhu also scared Lu Kaijun half to death.While steering the helm, he turned to look at the hitch post and asked Ding Ermiao: "Brother, this, this, this... who is this kid?"

"Lu Dabao, you don't know me, but I know you!" Shuan Zhu stared and said, "I know both your great-grandfather and grandpa."

It has been more than 100 years since Shuanzhu's death. After being rescued by Luzhu from Suolongtan, he wandered around all day long. It is not surprising that he knew Lu Kaijun's great-grandfather and grandfather.

"Ah? How do you know my nickname...is Dabao?" Lu Kaijun was surprised and scared.

"Hehe..., of course I know. Your family lives in Xihetan Huaishu Village, and your wife's name is Cuizhen. She is our childhood sweetheart. When you couldn't speak, I often played with you, but you My parents can’t see me. You were fun when you were little, but now you’re older and less fun, so I don’t bother to look for you.”

"Have you been verbose enough? Were you choked to death by words in your last life? You talk more than farts!" Ding Ermiao glared at Shuanzhu and told him to shut up.

Zhuanzhu immediately stopped talking and hid in the cabin, not daring to show his head.

The boat was moving smoothly. Ding Ermiao took a deep breath and shouted forward: "Listen to the water ghost who just spoke. Ding Ermiao, a disciple of Maoshan, is here. If you have the courage, show up and see him!"

"You can meet me when you see me. Do you still need courage? Do you think I was scared to death in my last life?" A sinister voice sounded.Not far ahead, there was a splash of water, and a man in a coarse blue coat floated on his back.

The sun was shining brightly, and his swollen face looked like a dead body that had been soaked in water for several days. There was no trace of life in sight, which made him feel sick to his stomach.

That big beard is very majestic, swaying slightly with the water waves.

At this time, it was not far from the north shore.

Ding Ermiao pointed to the north bank and told Lu Kaijun to continue going straight. While looking at the "floating corpse", he said: "Are you that king's beard? You are so bold, you actually stole the soul of my junior sister Wu Zhanzhan!"

"Floating Corpse" suddenly straightened up, sat on the water and sneered:

"Is that little girl just now your junior sister? She forced her way into our mansion on the pretext that she is a disciple of Maoshan, and threatened to arrest us all and send us to the underworld. She is really arrogant! People do not offend ghosts, and ghosts do not offend people. It’s her own fault for what happened now, and it’s no wonder that I, Wang Hu, is the one to blame.”

"Absurd! Maoshan disciples will catch ghosts whenever they see them." Ding Ermiao pointed at the "floating corpse" and shouted loudly: "My junior sister upholds the law for heaven, maintains the order of yin and yang, and sends you to where you should go. What's wrong with you?" You water ghosts dare to make enemies of Maoshan disciples?"

The floating corpse raised its head and laughed: "Maintaining the order of Yin and Yang? That also depends on how good you are! I just used a little trick, and your junior sister fell into the trap, which made me laugh out loud!"

"You laughed so hard? I'll break your teeth later!" Ding Ermiao sneered:
"Wang Huzi, I'll give you 3 minutes to think about it. If you know what's going on, hand over the soul of my junior sister quickly, and I can punish you lightly. If you dare to disobey, I will definitely destroy Suolongtan and ask you to wait a hundred years to cultivate. Once in a while!"

"Okay! We brothers will fight with you today. If we capture the junior sister, then we will capture the senior brother. Have fun, have fun!"

Wang Huzi suddenly touched his face, and the swollen and ugly face turned into a living human face.His eyes are like copper bells, his nose is like hanging gallbladder, his face is Chinese character, he has a big beard, he is not angry but he is powerful.

(End of this chapter)