Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 156 Gifts
But before Ding Ermiao's call was dialed, Lin Xiruo called from over there.

"Er Miao, Zhong Haoran is dead. He bit his tongue and committed suicide." Lin Xiruo said succinctly on the phone.

"Oh... I understand, sister." Ding Ermiao was not surprised, hung up the phone, looked at Xie Guoren, and smiled helplessly.

Zhong Haoran's death was already expected, so yesterday, Ding Ermiao made preparations and gave him a bowl of talisman water.

Xie Guoren's expression was still very calm, and he nodded: "He is dead, and I want to see him. If possible, I hope to get his ashes back, and then find a place to bury him properly."

Xie Caiwei frowned and was about to speak.Ding Ermiao waved her hand to signal her not to say anything.

For Xie Caiwei, Zhong Haoran was the murderer of her mother and almost killed her cousin Du Siyu. Of course she didn't want her father to bury him.But in Ding Ermiao's view, Xie Guoren has really seen through many things and deserves praise.

"Let's talk about this later, Boss Xie. Anyway, Zhong Haoran is dead and his body will be sent to the funeral parlor soon. It's easy for you to go see him and you don't need my help." Ding Ermiao waved: " I still have some personal matters to deal with, thank you boss for goodbye, sister Caiwei, goodbye."

In order to express her gratitude, Xie Caiwei insisted on sending Ding Ermiao to the door of the villa. She said a few more polite words before waving goodbye.

In front of the door, Li Weinian and Wan Shugao were dressed like dogs, sitting in Ji Xiaoxiao's sports car and waiting.

"Hey, why are you all dressed up so brightly?" Ding Ermiao was stunned.

Wan Shugao chuckled.Said: "Brother Ermiao, sister-in-law Xiaoxiao agreed last night and said we could go to dinner together."

"Go, go!" Ding Ermiao refused without hesitation and glared: "I'm going to pay homage to my father-in-law, why are you making fun of me? I'm not going to steal a bride, why are there so many people here? Don't even go, just send me there. , you guys find a restaurant nearby to eat, and we’ll go back together after dinner.”

"Okay..." Wan Shugao curled his lips: "Actually, we want to dress up a little more vulgarly and act a little more mentally retarded to set off Brother Ermiao's handsomeness, mightiness and intelligence. Since Brother Ermiao won't let us go, Let's wait outside then."

I'll go, Ding Ermiao trembled, shaking off goosebumps all over her body.I thought in my heart, my jade tree is facing the wind, do I still need your two crooked-neck trees to set it off?

Li Weinian frowned and said, "Brother Ermiao, do you want to buy some clothes? With this pair of jackets, thousand-layer cloth shoes, and that yellow cloth umbrella... with this look, I think you will scare your father-in-law." "

Ding Ermiao looked at the mortal men and women passing by, then looked at her own clothes, and said, "Then..., how about changing your look?"

"Get in the car quickly, there is a clothing market ahead!" Wan Shugao urged.

……

A few ten minutes later, a cool version of Ding Ermiao walked out of the door of the clothing market.White shirt, navy blue trousers, black belt, black leather shoes.The most eye-catching thing is the bright red tie hanging on his chest.

Sure enough, a man is like a horse, like a saddle. Putting this outfit on, Ding Ermiao immediately changed, completely transforming into a white-collar worker from an elite company in the business world.

Wan Shugao was carrying Ding Ermiao's bag, and Li Weinian was holding Ding Ermiao's umbrella.

"Hey, I'm talking about Captain Li, and Wan Shugao..." Ding Ermiao squirmed uncomfortably, pointing at the tie and said: "This thing is like the tongue of a hanged man, dragging it on the chest is so ugly, Can it be removed?”

"How can that be done? Wearing leather shoes without a tie is like using chopsticks to eat Western food. It's very awkward!" Wan Shugao shouted.

"If you eat Western food with chopsticks, won't you be full?" Ding Ermiao was confused.

Li Weinian was a kind man and said with a smile: "Brother Ermiao, don't listen to Brother Wan's nonsense. If you feel awkward, take off your tie. You will be even more uncomfortable without my old father-in-law."

Ding Ermiao screamed and pulled off his tie, rolled it into a ball and threw it in the car. He took a deep breath: "Damn, you're strangling me, so you'd better take it off."

After solving the dressing problem, Ding Ermiao suddenly remembered that she hadn't bought a gift yet.

"Um..., it's my first time to visit my father-in-law. Isn't it better to be empty-handed?" Ding Ermiao asked hesitantly.

Li Weinian nodded: "Of course, I've figured it out for you, Brother Ermiao. Bring two cigarettes, two bottles of wine, and two boxes of Lao Platinum, and that's about it. Otherwise, review Kang, too. There are advertisements on TV every day, two bottles of Peking University Review Kang, honoring mother-in-law during the Spring Festival..."

Ding Ermiao frowned. He didn't expect that there would be so much trouble.

Wan Shugao glared at Li Weinian, looked at Ding Ermiao and said: "Brother Ermiao, don't listen to Li Weinian's nonsense. What kind of cigarettes and alcohol should you bring to study hard? How vulgar! Let's tell the truth, brother Ermiao, your father-in-law is a big man Rich man, and you are just a loser, no matter what you bring, others will not care."

"Are you going empty-handed?" Li Weinian's neck stiffened and he started arguing with Wan Shugao.

"Of course you can't be empty-handed!" Wan Shugao smiled proudly, pointed to the fruit stall on the roadside in front of him, and said, "Just buy a few kilograms of apples, it's better than anything else."

Ding Ermiao was stunned: "Apple, are you too casual? How about... I call and ask Xiaoxiao?"

"Brother Ermiao, you heard me right." Wan Shugao couldn't help but said, pulling Ding Ermiao towards the fruit stand, and said:
"Brother Ermiao, you don't know something. The apple is the greatest and most magical fruit in the world! It triggered the Trojan War, broke the force of gravity, poisoned Snow White, and made Steve Jobs' legendary life..."

"So powerful? Then buy a few more kilograms of apples." Ding Ermiao was dubious, and then asked: "That... Steve Jobs, who is it?"

"Oh... he's just an apple seller."

"Fuck, what kind of legendary life can a fruit seller have?" Ding Ermiao shook his head repeatedly.

After buying the apples, Ding Ermiao got in the car and asked Li Weinian to set off.

"Brother Ermiao, don't bring your umbrella today." Wan Shugao suggested.

Ding Ermiao chuckled: "A man would rather lose a thousand troops than lose an inch of his armor, and kill ten thousand people... I will leave it to you and Li Weinian for safekeeping today. But you two be careful, if you lose ten thousand people and kill them, I will let you Die ten thousand times. Do you understand?”

"The sword is there but the man is there, the sword dies and the man dies! Brother Ermiao, don't worry." Li Weinian turned the steering wheel and promised.

"If the sword is there, I will be there. If the sword is not there, I will still be there! Brother Ermiao, don't worry." Wan Shugao also promised.

Ji Xiaoxiao's home is in the northern area of ​​Shancheng, so it's not too far away.And her home is actually not a villa, but in an ordinary residential area.The name of the community is also very common, called Yulan Mansion.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Ding Ermiao appeared in front of door [-], unit [-], building [-], Magnolia Mansion on time, carrying several kilograms of apples.He straightened his clothes one last time and rang the doorbell.

(End of this chapter)