Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 140 The money is more stupid, Wang Haolan

About yesterday's 100 million, Lao Han withheld half of it in advance, so Ding Ermiao only got a 50 bank card, which is still in Wan Shugao's pocket.But as a customer, Wang Haolan really paid 100 million.

But what Wang Haolan just said was a bit interesting.Ding Ermiao could hear clearly, what he said was a little "little trouble".A little trouble, and a bid of 100 million is required to settle it. It seems that this young man either has too much money, or is too stupid, or a combination of rich and stupid.

"Introduced by Lao Han? And the 50 yuan yesterday was also given by you?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"Yes, but I gave Lao Han 100 million. As for how it will be distributed among you, I don't know." Wang Haolan said with a smile.

Ding Ermiao thought for a moment and said, "I'm going to take care of the business, but I've been too busy these days..."

"It's okay, I can wait." Wang Haolan showed his white teeth and said with a smile, "I can wait for ten days and a half."

"You can wait, that's the best." Ding Ermiao chuckled: "I'll give you 3 minutes to briefly talk about your little trouble. If it's not too troublesome, I'll help you solve it, so you don't have to wait. "

"Okay, Mr. Ding is really quick to talk." Wang Haolan stopped smiling and said seriously: "My trouble is that there is an unknown ghost and god living in the world pretending to be me."

ah?What else?Ding Ermiao was also stunned when he heard this.

"Hey, hey, hey... buddy, you mean, there is a monster that turns into you, spends your money, drives your car, eats your food, and flirts with your horses...?" Wan Shugao came over and asked.

Li Na, the beauty next to Wang Haolan, blushed slightly and turned her head to look aside.

Although talking about "picking up horses" is now a colloquial saying, for people who value their identity, the word "horse" is obviously derogatory and disdainful.

"That's about it..." Wang Haolan was not angry because Wan Shugao spoke vulgarly, and still said calmly:

"Now I am in the mountain city, but the monster that turned into me appears in the capital from time to time, appearing next to my classmates, friends, and relatives. Sometimes it will suddenly appear in the mountain city and run around in the two places. The reason why I brought The purpose of the camera is to capture my every move and prove that I am still myself."

Wan Shugao slapped his forehead: "It's a bit confusing!"

Wang Haolan thought for a while and said: "Because that monster often pretends to be me and does some unbelievable things. Last month, he pledged 5000 million yuan to charities in my name, which caused me to be chased by charities every day. So I announced that all my current decisions to interact with real relatives and friends will be conveyed through the live broadcast of the camera. The 'I' without camera proof is a monster, so everyone will not believe it."

"Do you use a camera to record your sleep?" Wan Shugao looked at Wang Haolan and Li Na maliciously.He probably wanted to ask if he had ever filmed the scene of the crotch, and wanted to ask for some seeds.

Wang Haolan nodded: "24 hours, I live under the camera lens."

"What if the monster also builds a camera and pretends to be you to release news?" Wan Shugao continued to ask.

"I don't understand this point. The monster is on the camera and I can't see it. He often pretends to be me and haunts everywhere, but every time I call up the video, I can't see him on the video. So I use the camera to prove myself. He cannot impersonate."

"Why didn't you call the police?" Li Weinian asked.

Wang Haolan shook his head helplessly: "Call the police. If you can't catch him, you can't kill him with a gun. He can turn into a gust of wind and run away at any time."

It was indeed a little trouble, and Ding Ermiao felt depressed.Judging from Wang Haolan's narration, which evil spirit did he offend? Was it the City God or the Night God?Or land?But regardless of the land of Chenghuang, this matter is not easy to handle.

Because he is just a disciple of Maoshan, a ghost-catching mage, not a god-catching mage.

"Every wrong has its owner, and every debt has its owner. People won't come to you for no reason, right?" Ding Ermiao asked casually.

"Mr. Ding clearly knows that this is indeed the case." Wang Haolan sighed and said:

"Two hundred miles to the north, between Shancheng City and Guang'an City, there is a golf course that I invested in and built. The construction started two months ago, but there is a ruined temple within the golf course area, and there is a statue in the temple. None of the nearby villagers dared to move, nor did the workers. With a sledgehammer in hand, I smashed the statue myself and ordered everyone to demolish the ruined temple. It has been like this ever since, and the troubles continue..."

"You're awesome." Ding Ermiao rolled his eyelids and asked, "Do you know what god is enshrined in that temple?"

Can demolishing temples be the same as demolishing people’s houses?The common people were so anxious that they started fighting with the urban management team leader. If you demolish the temple, will God let you go?
"I don't know what the god is. He is just an ordinary human figure. He is dressed like a commoner in the Ming Dynasty, with a big-breasted coat and two-parted clothes. I have never seen any god who looks like him." Wang Haolan said thoughtfully: "I have also seen him. He warned me that he would ruin my reputation."

"The local villagers don't know what kind of god that is?" Li Weinian frowned.

He grew up in the country, and he has seen some people in the country.Theoretically, even if every ruined temple has no name, the people nearby always know what god is enshrined here.Even Wong Tai Sin has a name.

Wang Haolan shook his head: "I visited many local folks, but no one knew who he was. When everyone has something to do, they just burn incense. It is said to be very effective."

After coughing twice, Ding Ermiao said: "The person who tied the bell needs to be untied. It's easy to get rid of bad luck. You can build a temple on the spot, reshape the clay statue, worship with three animals, and sincerely admit your mistake. It shouldn't be a big deal." .”

"This is totally unreasonable!" Wang Haolan shook his head resolutely and said:

"This monster takes my name and ruins my reputation. He is definitely not a kind person! I, Wang Haolan, have a majestic body and a dignified seven-foot man. I will never admit my mistakes to a monster. Since ancient times, evil has not suppressed good. I don't believe that the world is big, so I will I can't find a master who can subdue him. If Mr. Ding Ermiao feels embarrassed, I'll just hire another master. For these 100 million, I'll treat you to a meal for everyone to get to know each other."

Minato, this is a provoking method!Ding Ermiao's face burned slightly, and said: "Don't provoke me, there is absolutely no reason to return the business I took. When I settle the matter in front of me, I will meet that monster!"

"Thank you." Wang Haolan cupped his hands.

Li Na beside him also showed a faint smile.

Wan Shugao looked Wang Haolan up and down and said disdainfully: "Are you seven feet tall? You don't look like it, you're bragging."

"Oh..., it's just over a foot away." This time it was Wang Haolan's turn to blush.

Ding Ermiao jumped into the sports car, asked Li Weinian to drive, left Wang Haolan and his group behind, and went straight to the hospital.

Anyway, Wang Haolan can wait, just let him wait.

(End of this chapter)