Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 127 Means
"Demolish my store? Are you, girl... more powerful than the people from the urban management brigade?" Old Han rolled his eyes and said slowly: "The urban management brigade has long wanted to demolish my store, but... It has not been dismantled. Hehe..."

Now that the city is expanding, demolition and construction are everywhere, but Renhe Lane has never been demolished. It is indeed because Lao Han's coffin is stored here.The person in charge of the street has also done a lot of mobilization work, but Lao Han just doesn't get enough oil and salt. He won't agree even if you talk about lotus.

Old Han was originally sinister, with a terrifying face, half like a ghost, and half like a mummy.Neighbors in the neighborhood also heard that Lao Han knew magic, so the small leaders in the street also felt sympathetic and did not dare to make a move, for fear that Lao Han would play a ghost in the middle of the night and trouble them.Therefore, the demolition of Renhe Lane has been delayed.

"I don't care about the urban management brigade. Since you opened a black shop, you must be prepared to be demolished!" Wu Zhanzhan glared at him.

"Hacking...the store? Why did I hack you?" Old Han still said sadly, calmly.

"You..., you got someone to hide in a coffin and pretend to be a ghost. You scared me! Is that a reason?" Wu Zhanzhan asked angrily.

Lao Han nodded: "Oh..., in my coffin shop, a man pretended to be a ghost and scared a Maoshan disciple... Oh, this is indeed a reason. I want to ask my colleagues, a Maoshan disciple was pretended to be a ghost. I’m scared, how much should I pay to be reasonable?”

When talking about Maoshan disciples and fake ghosts, Lao Han deliberately emphasized his tone while staring at Wu Zhanzhan's face.

Wu Zhanzhan blushed and said anxiously: "No, no, he didn't scare me, what I meant was..."

A Maoshan disciple was frightened by a fake ghost. According to legend, it was simply the number one joke in the industry.Lao Han, an old fox, shot accurately and hit Wu Zhanzhan's Achilles' heel.

"Then what do you mean?" Old Han asked calmly.

"I, what I mean is, hand over that person!" Wu Zhanzhan was at a loss for words, so he came back and said, "I think you two are in the same group!"

Lao Han shook his head: "No, I've only met him two or three times, and he's just a customer. I'm not familiar with him."

"Then why is he lying in your coffin to scare people?" Wu Zhanzhan asked angrily.

"Hehe, this is a fresh question..." Old Han smiled hoarsely and said:
"You jump into the coffin now, and I, an old man, can't hold you back. Later, you scare another customer, and then run away, and they ask me for help. Where can I find you? You are all big Xia, heroes know martial arts, who can stop me?"

"You, you..." Wu Zhanzhan couldn't speak to Lao Han, and stomped his feet anxiously: "Then tell me, what is his name, and which sect he is from."

"I have reported my family, Miao Erding, who has no family, no sect, what's my nickname... I don't cry when I see the coffin? Oh, I'm getting old, so I can't remember. You are young, can't you remember what happened just now? Cleared?"

Lao Han is a veteran in the world, and by observing his words, he knows that Wu Zhanzhan is just starting out and can be fooled easily.But Ding Ermiao is a fine person and a master who is not easy to pester.If I reveal Ding Ermiao's identity, this little ancestor will definitely cause trouble for me.

Ding Ermiao deliberately concealed his identity and turned his name upside down to become Miao Erding. There must be something hidden.Old Han thought that he was also a beautiful man, so he could hide it from him.

So Lao Han made up his mind that it would be better to do less than to do more and fool Wu Zhanzhan away first.

"Okay, okay!" Wu Zhanzhan said angrily: "You are determined to make things difficult for me, right? Let me tell you, Maoshan disciples have never been bullied like this! If you don't make friends today, I will Just give you a good look!"

Old Han forced out another smile that was scarier than crying: "The girl is very beautiful."

"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to make friends with me?"

"Don't dare to talk nonsense, I really can't give it up." Old Han turned around and lay down on the recliner.

Wu Zhanzhan pointed at Lao Han: "If you don't pay, right? If you don't pay, I won't leave. I tell you not to do business!"

"Little girl, don't bully others too much. I, Old Han, have been running the coffin shop for several generations, and I am not someone to be bullied." Old Han yawned and closed his eyes to rest.

Wu Zhanzhan rolled his eyes, it looked like there was something going on.As long as he angers Old Han and makes him lose his sense of proportion, he will take advantage of the situation and smash his coffin shop to pieces, venting his anger!
"Oh..., I underestimated you, boss. I won't leave today. Let's see what good tricks you can do as a coffin shop that has been in business for generations!" Wu Zhanzhan waved the iron rope in a flash, whistling in the air. .

Old Han stood up from the recliner and asked grimly: "Girl, do you really want to see what I can do?...Don't regret it."

"Stop being so verbose, show me your tricks, I'm about to see you!" Wu Zhanzhan shouted.

"Okay!" Old Han's eyes flashed suddenly, he took two steps forward and stood still, his feet were uneven, and a skinny iron claw had already reached into his arms.

Wu Zhanzhan shook his impermanence, and opened a door: "Come on!"

Old Han smiled sinisterly and took out his hand from his arms, but it was an old-fashioned mobile phone.He rolled his eyes and dialed the number, saying, "Hey, hello, Yaoyao Ling? Someone is making trouble at the Lao Han Coffin Shop in Renhe Lane, North Third Ring Road..."

The next moment, Wu Zhanzhan flicked his bracelet, which still looked like a bracelet, and put it on his wrist. Then he turned around speechlessly and walked out of Lao Han's coffin shop with tears streaming down his face.

Master Long Shuanghuo once said that if you are not born into a public family, your death will be worse than hell.Make sure that after you leave the mountain, you will not have any enmity or friendship with anyone from the official family.Catch your own ghosts and let them catch the thieves...

……

Let’s talk about Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian.The two people rushed onto the highway along the North Third Ring Road, heading north all the way, driving the sports car in panic.

About an hour later, Li Weinian looked at the fuel gauge and saw that there was not much fuel, so he asked: "Brother Ermiao, there is not much gasoline, what should I do?"

"Slow down, slow down..." Ding Ermiao then let go of his hand covering his face, looked around and asked, "Where is this place?"

Li Weinian slowed down, looked at the navigator, and said, "It's been [-] kilometers away from the mountain city, and Guang'an City is ahead..."

"Let me choke you, why are you driving to Guang'an?" Ding Ermiao shouted.

"Didn't you say... that there was a flying sword to take the head and let me run forward?" Li Weinian said innocently.

Ding Ermiao was furious and shouted: "Go back quickly, turn around and go back! I tell you to run, so just run."

"..." Li Weinian shook his head, looked at the navigation, found a fork in the road, turned around and returned to the mountain city.

While driving, Li Weinian took the time to take a look at Ding Ermiao.Ding Ermiao's face was quite swollen. From her forehead to her forehead, and then to her cheeks, it was all red, and she even had a big bulge.

"What are you looking at?" Ding Ermiao covered his face, his eyes peeked out from between his fingers, staring at Li Weinian: "You haven't been injured?"

"No, Brother Er Miao, I want to know, who is it who is so powerful and beat you up like this?" Li Weinian wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to, and asked honestly: "That person, is Dao Fabi? Are you smart, or is your martial arts better than yours?"

"Alas..." Ding Ermiao sighed: "Her Taoism and martial arts are not great, but she is my junior sister. I feel sorry for her and it hurts so much. That's why I didn't fight back, and it became like this." ,Understand?"

(End of this chapter)