Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 115
Ding Ermiao was a little surprised when he saw Shuanzhu suddenly appear, and thought to himself, could it be that something happened on the construction site of Qianshui Homestead, so he came to report?
"Sister Officer, please go up and see Sister Caiwei first. I'll be back later." Ding Ermiao waved and said to Lin Xiruo and others.Judging from Shuan Zhu's expression, he seemed to want to chat alone, so Ding Ermiao asked Lin Xiruo and others to take the first step.

Lin Xiruo and the other three didn't know what Ding Ermiao was going to do, and it wasn't a joke judging from his expression, so they looked at each other, turned back as they walked, and entered the hospital gate.

"If you have anything to do, you can tell me now." Ding Ermiao stood under the tree, raised his head and said to the invisible Zhuanzhu.

"It's all your fault that my sister was seriously injured..." Shuan Zhu raised his eyebrows and said, "My sister and I have helped you so much today, why don't you say thank you?"

"Thank you!" Ding Ermiao squinted angrily and turned to leave.

I thought he was here to talk about something serious, but it turns out he just wanted to say thank you, sir.

Before he could move, a small branch flew over and hit Ding Ermiao on the back of the head.Ding Ermiao turned around angrily, glared at the tree and said, "Kid, I'm a little tired today and I'm not in a good mood. You'd better not mess with me!"

"Hee hee... Are you going to burn the bridge by crossing the river?" Shuanzhu smiled, and suddenly his tone became more serious, and he said:

"Mr. Ding, listen to me. My sister is injured and needs to rest for two days. I'm worried that some water ghosts in Suolongtan will take the opportunity to come to my sister's fairy house to make noise after getting the news. So, I want to ask you a few words. The ghost-repelling charms are posted on the front and back doors.”

So that’s it?Ding Ermiao frowned slightly. It seemed that Luzhu was indeed seriously injured. Otherwise, he wouldn't have to worry about a few water ghosts coming to cause trouble.

Fortunately, Li Weinian was taken aside just now. Otherwise, this smoldering and passionate guy would not be heartbroken to death when he learned about the current situation of his sister Luzhu?

"I don't understand. What's the grudge between your sister and those water ghosts? Why do they come to make noise?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"Of course they are greedy for my sister's beauty and want to eat the swan meat." Shuanzhu paused and then said:

"I also drowned in Suolongtan, and my soul was captured by those water ghosts, and I waited for them inside. Later, sister Luzhu rescued me, so I recognized her as my sister and lived with her in Xianfu. In this way As a result, those water ghosts became even more resentful towards my sister..."

"Hahaha..." Ding Ermiao looked at the tree head and laughed: "So you used to be a ghost slave."

"Ahem," Shuanzhu's voice was a little uncomfortable as he said, "I'm just asking you to borrow a few talismans. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Just tell me whether I want to borrow them or not."

Ding Ermiao laughed again: "I borrowed it, of course I borrowed it. My brother Wei Nian's green pearls are so beautiful~~ his eyebrows are injured, of course I want to borrow them. Just wait until I give you a few strokes..."

Putting down his backpack from his shoulders, Ding Ermiao was about to grab something to draw a talisman, but suddenly he found that the atmosphere around him was a bit strange.

I was busy talking to Shuanzhu just now, so I didn't notice that there were dozens of people standing behind me, pointing at me!

——No wonder, I was like an idiot, gesticulating, talking and laughing in front of a camphor tree for a long time. Of course these passers-by would feel strange!

This is in front of the gate of the No. [-] Hospital in the mountain city. Although it is midnight, it is still crowded with cars and people coming and going. It is very lively, and there is no shortage of people watching the excitement.

Glancing at the crowd behind him, Ding Ermiao felt bad luck in his heart.Among these passers-by, there is actually an acquaintance, Song Jiahao!
He just left the mountain that day and met Song Jiahao and Xie Caiwei on the road, as well as Xie Caiwei's cousin Du Siyu. At that time, Ding Ermiao wanted to take a ride, but was ruthlessly rejected by Song Jiahao.

"Hahaha..." Song Jiahao had already seen Ding Ermiao. Now after their eyes met, he came over with a few friends and said with a smile: "Hey, little bastard, I have deceived Boss Xie and Xie Caiwei a lot recently. Silver, right?”

He has an arrogant expression and rude behavior, and he is just a young dog with a mother and no father.

Normally in front of Xie Caiwei, Song Jiahao likes to pretend to be a celebrity and act like a gentleman, but now that Xie Caiwei is not around, he immediately shows his true colors.

He has been pursuing Xie Caiwei. Today he heard that Xie Guoren was admitted to the hospital and rushed over to show his courtesy.

Now Song Jiahao has seen Xie Guoren. After leaving the hospital ward, he got together with a few friends at a roadside restaurant. When he came out drunk, he found Ding Ermiao expressing his true feelings to a tree.He also heard that Ding Ermiao was catching ghosts at Xie Guoren's construction site recently, so he called Ding Ermiao the little magic stick.

"Brother, I'm not a magic stick, please be polite." Ding Ermiao raised his eyelids and said lightly: "Last time at the foot of Qiyun Mountain, I saved your life. Why, I helped you so much Don't you want to say thank you, don't you?"

As soon as the words came out, Ding Ermiao felt that they sounded familiar.After thinking about it carefully, it turned out that this sentence was Shuanzhu's line just now, Minato.

"Thanks!"

Unexpectedly, Song Jiahao's dialogue was surprisingly similar to Ding Ermiao's answer to Shuan Zhu just now.

Song Jiahao approached Ding Ermiao with a playful smile, and said, "You said you are not a little magic stick, so what are you talking and laughing at a tree by yourself? If you are not a magic stick, then you must be... stupid Compare!"

"Hahaha, he's really an idiot, look at his virtues, and that yellow cloth umbrella..." Behind Song Jiahao, several friends pointed at Ding Ermiao and laughed loudly, leaning back and forth, unscrupulous.

Call me stupid?

Ding Ermiao laughed back angrily, waved his hands and said, "Brother, listen to me, although I look stupid, I'm really not stupid..."

"Stop being so modest, brother!" Song Jiahao laughed and slapped Ding Ermiao on the shoulder: "Every idiot says that he is not an idiot. I understand, I absolutely understand, haha, haha!"

"I'm really not stupid."

"I think you are an idiot!"

"No, no, brother, listen to me, I can prove that I am not an idiot in front of everyone." Ding Ermiao smiled and took Song Jiahao's hand away, and said solemnly.

"Hahaha……!"

"This young man is from the country. Oops, I can't stop laughing. I have to squat for a while..."

This time, not only Song Jiahao and his friends were laughing wildly, but even the passers-by who were watching fell down laughing.

A person has to prove in front of everyone that he is not a fool. If he is not a fool, what else can he be?
"Oh my god, you made me laugh so hard!" Among the crowd, there was even Dongbei Mou.Ding Ermiao looked around for a while. Is Auntyang here?

After catching him, there was still a debt to be settled. The last time he was possessed by a female ghost, he wore a flowery skirt all day long, played with Scottish sentiments, and spoke like a sissy. Later, he went to a Taoist temple to beg for a few talismans before he was cured. I'm sick, why haven't I been paid yet?

Song Jiahao even held his belly in his hands, laughing with tears streaming down his face.

After a long while, he straightened up, hugged Ding Ermiao's shoulders affectionately, and said with a breathless smile: "Brother, brother, actually, I, I also believe that you are not an idiot, but for your innocence , I support you..., in a stupid way, prove that you... are not a stupid person!"

(End of this chapter)