Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 109 Crash
I saw Ding Ermiao carrying an umbrella on his back, one foot on the left and one on the right, leaping upward in a staircase style between the two pine trees in the east.Luzhu, on the other hand, waved his hands continuously, and the pieces of talisman paper in his hands flew away, matching Ding Ermiao's footsteps.

After only two or three breaths, Ding Ermiao was already close to the crown of the tree. He reached out and grabbed a branch with his left hand. He shrank his shoulders and retracted his abdomen, squatting on the crown of the tree like an ape.

The green beads stopped waving, and the paper charms stopped flying.

Looking from below, you can also see that these are three pine trees.But the crowns of these three pine trees were completely intertwined, and it was impossible to tell which branch belonged to which tree.

After Ding Ermiao stabilized his body, he took a breath and turned around to look for the skin bag.At the same time, he sighed in his heart, it turned out that it was so fun to ask the master to get on the upper body, and it really didn't take much trouble to climb the tree.

Even without the help of Green Pearl, Ding Ermiao estimated that he could fly up a tree with his master protecting him.

There is only one Master Maoshan.But there is more than one disciple of Maoshan, Huaxia Kingdom.

When Ding Ermiao was thanking his master at the Mapo Mountain Forest Farm in Xichuan Tianfu, another Maoshan Taoist was sitting on the ground grinning in the backyard of Maoshan Xuyun Temple, thousands of miles away.

This Taoist man is tall and strong, with a leopard head and eyes, a Chinese character face, and a powerful appearance.He looks to be in his 70s, with white hair and beard.But strangely, he was shirtless and had a kitchen knife on his right shoulder.

The blade of the knife has penetrated almost an inch of the flesh, and blood is dripping from it.

"Master..." A short-haired beautiful girl about 20 years old knelt on one knee beside the old Taoist and said in a tearful voice:
"Master, why is this happening? Didn't you say that Master can become invulnerable after getting on top of his body? If I had known you were bragging to trick me into playing, I would have been gentler and wouldn't have to sharpen the kitchen knife so fast... Fortunately, just now I slashed your shoulder, not your neck, otherwise, your head would have been moved to another place by now."

The old Taoist is the third descendant of Maoshan, Long Shuanghuo; the beautiful girl kneeling next to him is his only apprentice Wu Zhanzhan.

Tomorrow is the day when Wu Zhanzhan goes to the mountains. Long Shuanghuo is demonstrating the final stunt to his apprentice - the master's upper body is invulnerable and orders Wu Zhanzhan to chop himself with a kitchen knife.Who would have thought that when Wu Zhanzhan slashed with his sword, he hit the shoulder with a pop and cut to the bone!

"Zhanzhan..." Long Shuanghuo gritted his teeth, took the kitchen knife off his shoulder and threw it aside.Suddenly the blood flow became more intense, and he couldn't help crying out in pain: "Ouch, ouch..., it's not Master who lied to you and coaxed you to play. This is someone who is harming me, deliberately trying to make me look good!"

Wu Zhanzhan was busy helping Master apply medicine to stop the bleeding and bandage the wound, and asked: "Master, who do you think is harming you?"

"It must be your second master uncle Qiu Sanpo!" Long Shuanghuo pointed in the direction of Xichuan and said through gritted teeth:

"Zhanzhan, pack up and leave the mountain immediately. Take a flight to Xichuan tomorrow morning. First, go to Tianfu Mountain City to find out whether your second master uncle Qiu Sanpo has returned to the world. This old guy has lived in seclusion in Qiyun Mountain for more than ten years. He is almost 90 He’s still alive at the age of [-], and he came out of the mountain again, I don’t understand!”

"Master, I don't understand." Wu Zhanzhan tilted his head and frowned, saying: "Second Junior Uncle is so far apart, how can he harm you? Is it because you senior fellow apprentices don't get along, so you take it for granted that he is here?" Harm you?"

Long Shuanghuo glared: "Zhanzhan, how brave are you to teach Master a lesson?"

Wu Zhanzhan turned his back and stuck out his tongue.

"I was asking my master to get up, and he came to cause trouble. He also asked my master to get up. As a result, my master went to him and didn't protect me, so I got a knife from you! Do you think he was hurting me? I?!"

Wu Zhanzhan chuckled: "It turned out to be a car crash. It was really fun."

"Are you saying it's fun?" Long Shuanghuo glared again: "Go down the mountain immediately. If you find your uncle's whereabouts, send a letter to me via Feige. I will have to pull his beard one by one!"

"Isn't there a telephone? Why do you need flying pigeons to send messages? But it's okay to bring a carrier pigeon. When you are out of town or in a store, you can roast the pigeons and eat them." Wu Zhanzhan curled his lips and walked to the wing in the backyard to pack his things. While waving his hands, he said: "I'm leaving. Master, please take care of yourself."

Long Shuanghuo yelled at Wu Zhanzhan's back: "Remember what your second uncle looks like. He is an old man with triangular eyes and a mouse beard. He is black, short and thin. He looks like a monkey when standing with others. Only with monkeys can you stand. Like a human being!”

"I know..." Wu Zhanzhan didn't look back and said, "You have said this more than 3000 times, and I will remember it all."

"Hmph...! Qiu Sanpo, you made me look embarrassed in front of my disciples, and I also made it difficult for you! Master, I'll invite you again!" Long Shuanghuo's eyes spit fire, he stamped his feet angrily, and gritted his teeth again and chanted the curse:
"Fantian Lingyin is in the palm of your hand, and there will be a storm in the Xuyun Temple! Disciple Long Shuanghuo, please invite the master to come to the upper body. ——Urgently as a law!"

……

At this moment, Ding Ermiao was searching for the skin bag in the huge tree crown. Suddenly, she felt a weight on her body, and with a click under her feet, a branch had been broken!
Startled, he stretched out his hand to grab the branch above his head, stood upright, and thought to himself, why did he suddenly feel different?Could it be that Master has left?Let me put it into perspective, Master is too boring, isn’t he?
Just when I was wondering, I suddenly felt a chill running down my spine.Ding Ermiao turned around suddenly, only to see Xie Caiwei smiling sweetly, her eyes looking like water, looking at him silently...

"Sister Caiwei...?" Ding Ermiao was in a daze for a moment, then suddenly woke up and shouted: "You monster, you dare to seduce me, you are looking for death!"

Stretching out his right hand, Ding Ermiao had already grabbed the hair of the female ghost who looked like Xie Caiwei, and took her arm back to her side.The female ghost was held by Ding Ermiao, and she immediately looked frightened, trembling, and did not dare to move.

"Haha! Hahaha...!" Ding Ermiao couldn't help but feel so proud after completing his task, and looked up to the sky with a smile.

Under the tree, Wan Shugao and others raised their necks. They didn't know why Ding Ermiao was laughing like this. They had never seen him laugh so horribly before.

"No! I'm afraid Master Ding is also trapped in an illusion." Luzhu suddenly frowned and said to Lin Xiruo: "Hurry up and fire a gun to wake him up!"

Lin Xiruo gritted her teeth, drew the gun and pointed it at the sky, staggered Ding Ermiao's position, and pulled the trigger!
"boom--!"

The crisp gunshots exploded in the valley.Countless crows and other wild birds were frightened and fled in all directions, screaming.

Ding Ermiao on the tree was frightened by the gunfire and almost fell off the tree.He stood firm again and looked at the female ghost's hair he was holding in his right hand. He didn't know when it had turned into a handful of loose hair, and the female ghost had long since disappeared!

Feeling ashamed and angry, Ding Ermiao threw away the pine hair in his hand, and Ten Thousand Killer immediately unsheathed it, stirring up a cold light, roaring: "Maoshan Ghost Killing Order, wipe out the evildoers and clear the world! The evildoers, reveal themselves!"

(End of this chapter)