Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 107 Hundred Evils Cannot Invade
I am full of worries, worried about gains and losses, and am in a dilemma between choosing and choosing.Li Weinian was irritated and he lowered his head and was speechless.

At this moment, a face suddenly poked out from the other side of the tree trunk.

The visitor smiled and said: "Captain Li, wouldn't it be best to just take them all together and hug them all together?"

"Brother Ermiao?" Li Weinian was overjoyed and asked hurriedly: "Can I really have them together? This..., will others say that I am too romantic and too carefree?"

"No, people don't waste their youth in being romantic. We are all men. I understand." Ding Ermiao chuckled and said, "If you are worried about them being jealous, I can help you."

Li Weinian was confused and asked: "How can you help me?"

"I can use ten thousand people to chop you in half and give them to these two female ghosts." Ding Ermiao laughed loudly: "In this way, each female ghost will get half, so there won't be any quarrels. , absolutely fair, haha!"

"What, they are ghosts?!" Li Weinian was sweating profusely and looked at Ding Ermiao in a daze.

Lu Zhu shook her head slowly: "Brother, don't listen to Ding Ermiao's nonsense. In fact, he is a ghost... If you don't believe it, ask Miss Xie."

Xie Caiwei smiled and nodded, agreeing with Lu Zhu's statement.

"I'm a ghost? Haha, I'm a ghost? Do you think I look like a ghost?!" Ding Ermiao grinned.

But as he smiled, his mouth opened wider and wider, until it split into his cheeks, and then continued to extend to his ears.On the whole face, there was only an extremely huge mouth, making a harsh laugh!

"what--!"

how so?Who is the ghost? !Li Weinian collapsed immediately, his hands and feet suddenly lost consciousness, and his body plummeted downwards.

……

At this time, under the tree, Ding Ermiao and three others were looking up in hope.

Seeing Li Weinian motionless for a long time, Ding Ermiao knew something was wrong.But no matter how much I yelled under the tree, reminding him to calm down, he still couldn't wake up Li Weinian's sanity.

Lin Xiruo also saw something was wrong, and drew his gun in his hand, preparing to fire a warning shot to help Li Weinian wake up.

"Don't shoot!" Ding Ermiao quickly stopped Lin Xiruo: "He has been confused now. He is afraid that when the gunshot sounds, he will suddenly be frightened and fall down the tree. Wait for me to do something to dispel the evil spirit on the top of the tree. !”

Ding Ermiao said, feeling regretful in her heart.If Lin Xiruo had been asked to fire two shots before Li Weinian climbed the tree, to suppress evil with righteousness and strengthen Li Weinian's demeanor, how could there be such a result?
Just as he was about to do something to see if he could dispel the evil spirit on the top of the tree, Ding Ermiao discovered that Li Weinian had missed and plummeted from the tree crown!

"Wake up, you idiot!" Seeing Li Weinian roaring towards him from the tree, Ding Ermiao was in a state of panic.Falling from a height of tens of meters, is there any hope of survival?

If I had known earlier, I would not have asked him to go up, and my life would have been wasted!

But Ding Ermiao's shout finally made Li Weinian wake up at the last moment.When he was less than seven or eight meters above the ground, Li Weinian suddenly woke up. His arms suddenly locked, and the cloth rope wrapped around his wrist tightened and was tied to the bark of the tree.

Before climbing up the tree just now, Li Weinian had measured the thickness of the trunk, and the designed safety rope was also based on this size.From the top of the tree down, the trunk gradually becomes thicker, so the safety rope and the trunk itself are gradually fitting together.

But the falling speed was too fast. Although Li Weinian finally woke up and rescued himself, it was still a step too late.Only a muffled sound was heard, and the cloth rope on Li Weinian's wrist broke in the face of rapid continuous friction and huge downward momentum.

Cracked tree bark and scraps of cloth ropes fell one after another like a rain of flowers.And in the rain of flowers, Li Weinian's body paused, and he fell down and continued to fall. His head rushed down, and he was about to hit the ground.

The situation was urgent. Ding Ermiao didn't have time to think about it. He gritted his teeth, bowed his waist, and hit Li Weinian who was falling!
I just hope that this collision will deflect him from the straight falling direction, drift forward slightly, and maybe there is a glimmer of hope!
There was a whoosh, and the figure in front of him disappeared.Li Weinian's body suddenly shifted sideways and moved aside!
Ding Ermiao didn't hit Li Weinian. He couldn't hold his feet back and rushed forward. He fell to the ground and then rolled to his feet.

Looking back, he saw Li Weinian lying in the grass obliquely in front of him, rolling his eyes and gasping for breath, his chest and abdomen rising and falling like waves.

But next to him, half-crouched was the female ghost Luzhu with a concerned look on her face.

Behind Li Weinian and Lu Zhu were stunned Wan Shugao and Lin Xiruo.The two people saw that Li Weinian was about to splash blood on the spot. When they were desperate, they saw him suddenly falling to the ground, and then, a beautiful woman in ancient costume suddenly appeared...

It would be weird if you don't stay still, not only your eyes are not enough to see, but your head is also too late to rotate.

Obviously, the female ghost Luzhu suddenly appeared, caught Li Weinian just as he was about to land, and carried him to the grass.

Hurry——!Ding Ermiao took a long breath, fell to the ground, pointed at Li Weinian and yelled: "Did I tell you to stop climbing the tree? You just thought you could! King of Bings, King of Bings, did you wet yourself when you fell down just now? Crotch?!”

Lu Zhu raised her head, glanced at Ding Ermiao with a hint of complaint, then lowered her head and called: "Brother, wake up..."

Li Weinian still rolled his eyes and twisted his neck slightly. He seemed to be in a coma, and he didn't even recognize his Luzhu sister.

"Huh..., Huh..." Luzhu leaned down and breathed out a thin mist from Yingtao's small mouth, sending it to Li Weinian's mouth.

"Brother Ermiao, is that... Luzhu? That's right!" Wan Shugao walked up to Ding Ermiao, stared at Luzhu with his eyes straight, and asked, "What is she doing? Artificial respiration?" "

"Ghost worker's breath." Ding Ermiao glared at Li Weinian angrily, then closed his eyes and secretly recited a mantra to stabilize his mind.

Two minutes later, Ding Ermiao opened his eyes and found that Li Weinian had sat up. The insides of his arms were bloody and bloody, the result of rubbing against the pine tree just now.

Luzhu got a piece of silk from somewhere and was bandaging Li Weinian with tears in her eyes.

"I'm fine, sister Lvzhu, skin injury... Why did you come here suddenly?" Li Weinian was still comforting Lvzhu and asked: "By the way, what I saw on the tree just now... was it you? "

Recalling that he had planned to hug Xie Caiwei and Luzhu at the same time in the tree, Li Weinian couldn't help but feel like he had hit a deer.

If the Lvzhu at that time was the Lvzhu around us now, it would be a shame!Because everything he said at that time was clearly heard by Luzhu. ——That is an expression from deep in my heart, truly speaking from the bottom of my heart!
A lifetime of fasting was ruined by a meal of dog meat.After pretending to be a gentleman for so long, he ended up exposing his frivolous nature on the tree!
"It's not me, it's because the female ghost was too resentful and gave my brother the illusion." Luzhu shook his head slowly and said eloquently:
"After Shuanzhu returned, he told me about the situation here. I was worried about my brother's safety, so I couldn't bear to worry about it, so I rushed over. I never thought that I would be here in time, or else..."

Li Weinian secretly felt lucky and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Otherwise he won't die!" Ding Ermiao stood up, patted the grass blades on his butt, pointed at Li Weinian and said: "Even if he falls to pieces, I can stick him up with all-purpose glue; even if his soul Gui Yin Cao, I can also go to the Yin Division to capture him. Anyway, as long as I am here, he will not die."

In front of the female ghost Luzhu, Ding Ermiao will never admit defeat. This is the principle of a Maoshan disciple.

Luzhu stood up slowly, frowned and said: "Mr. Ding is certainly wise, but your arrangement this time is too careless. Just now, if Brother Li really fell, even if he didn't die, it would be a lot of suffering." …”

"Hey..., wait! Are you complaining about me? Huh?" Ding Ermiao sneered, and said in a strange way:

"It's not that I made a mistake in my arrangement, but that your brother Wei Nian... he failed to live up to his expectations, and that's why accidents happened. Dog meat can't be served on the main table, how can watermelon rinds be used as a cutting board?"

Li Weinian struggled to get up, with a look of despair on his face: "Brother Ermiao, why are you blaming me again? Look at my bad behavior now, I guess my mother doesn't even recognize me. This, this..., there is hard work without credit. Bar?"

"Hey...you smoldering bastard, are you still rational?"

Ding Ermiao took a few steps forward, pointed at Li Weinian's nose, and said: "What did I tell you when we climbed up the tree? - Righteousness is in the heart, and all evil will not invade! Let me tell you, in this world, no gentleman will be evil. Confused! When you fell from the tree, you must have had evil thoughts in your heart, and then the evil spirit took advantage of it. Tell me, did you have any wild thoughts while you were in the tree?!"

For a moment, Li Weinian's face turned red and his back was wet with sweat. He lowered his head and took two steps back, no longer daring to look at Ding Ermiao and his Luzhu sister.

PS: With righteousness in your heart, all evil will not invade!

In fact, giving this book a recommendation ticket will also have the effect of invulnerability, haha!I wish you all no evil, no taboos, a happy marriage, and Pepsi-Cola!

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