NBA: I just want to play soy sauce, you let me win the championship

Chapter 77 Dan Zi Come back quickly, play with me!

Jordan reacted quickly and immediately turned around to follow Lu Yuanzhi.

But he forgot that he no longer had the athletic talent he once had. He had no choice but to reach out and give Lu Yuanzhi a hard tug.

"beep--"

The referee's whistle sounded, and Jordan made a defensive foul.

Hey, the referee didn't want to call Jordan a foul, but the pull was too harsh. Lu Yuanzhi's clothes were torn, so he couldn't turn a blind eye.

"Old man, can you hold your hand next time?" Lu Yuanzhi came off the court and changed into a jersey, then quickly returned to the court, "I didn't prepare too many jerseys!"

Mad, why does this rookie talk so harshly?
Jordan was irritated. Are all young people today so aggressive?
I really miss my time when rookies were all subservient!
Lu Yuanzhi: Old man, times have changed!

Danzi: No, it hasn’t changed!
Returning to the Kings' offense, the old hooligan adjusted his defensive strategy and used more elbows.

Lu Yuanzhi was in excruciating pain from the elbow. As soon as he started, Danzi's elbow came to his waist. He almost fell to the ground in pain. Divac's pass also flew directly out of the baseline, and the referee turned a blind eye.

Referee: How dare I call Jordan twice in a row?Suck it up, rookie!

"Rookie, that's all you can do?" Jordan happily ran forward, "I told you, times haven't changed, this is still the Iron Elbow League!"

Lu Yuanzhi rubbed the elbowed waist. Fortunately, the position was relatively outside, otherwise he would have become a "one-kidney fighter" like Mourning.

Jordan dropped low again, turned around directly after three threats, and prepared to go to the basket along the baseline.

"boom!"

A big elbow went directly to his chest!
Damn it, this rookie is so deadly!
How dare you elbow me?
Jordan paused and was directly grabbed by Lu Yuanzhi, who stepped on the baseline with his right foot.

Huh, you are out of bounds! You are out of bounds!

Jordan endured the heartbreaking pain in his chest and took a step back, trying to use a fake move to light up Lu Yuanzhi. Lu Yuanzhi pretended to be fooled and pounced forward.

Jordan took the opportunity to recover the ball, passed Lu Yuanzhi, the center foot did not move, the back foot moved forward, and directly took off to shoot.

Hey hey, you guys are floor sluts, do you just like playing up and down steps so much?

Lu Yuanzhi turned around and just like the last time he faced Pierce, he fanned the ball out of the baseline from behind.

"Old man, stop struggling, you were there to defend!" After Lu Yuanzhi landed, he went to Jordan to talk trash.

The on-site director had noticed that Jordan and Lu Yuanzhi's mouths had been moving all the time. Not surprisingly, the two were talking trash to each other.

But what is surprising is that this rookie is not afraid of Jordan at all. When Jordan sprays, he always finds opportunities to spray back.

Danzi was elbowed and didn't say to go to the referee for a theory, what theory?

A kindergarten child was bullied and complained to the teacher?

This rookie can elbow someone without being noticed by the referee, that's his skill!
Although the trash talk from this rookie is very annoying, in Jordan's mind, he is a soft person who does not get back after being criticized, and he is a tough guy who dares to take action.

At least it's better than that coward Kwame Brown, who didn't dare to say a word when he was sprayed.

Back then, Danzi was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the bad boys of the piston, how many elbows he suffered, did you see him kneel down in shock?
We can't afford to lose this man!
Jordan was elbowed just now. Because of his height, the blow hit him directly in the chest. He tried his best to complete the attack, but he didn't feel anything yet.

At this point, I just felt a terrible pain in my chest.

No way!
Won't be hit by a fool again and break his ribs!
After this game, I will go to the All-Star Game to show off, so I won’t get injured at this time, right?
Jordan took a few deep breaths, and tried to twist his body again. Fortunately, although it hurt a little, his ribs should not be broken.

Marde, are young people today so wild?

We can't do this anymore, maybe next time the old bones will be torn apart.

"Rookie," Danzi, who had figured it out, immediately stopped Lu Yuanzhi, "You have won my respect, let's play hard and let me see your skills, don't use dirty tricks."

Hey, listen, it sounds so good. Although Danzi is cowardly, he still can't lose face. He must pretend to be a fairy.

"Okay, since you begged for mercy, I won't elbow you!" Lu Yuanzhi would not let Jordan get around him, but the Kings clearly had a great advantage, and he did not bother to use this kind of off-court move to deal with Jordan.

It's just that after today's further study, he has a deeper understanding of elbow people.

The elbow must be strong, just hit the ribs. The elbow will not hurt or itch the flesh, and it will not hurt at all.

Of course, it must be hidden and cannot be discovered by the referee, otherwise it would be the best choice to just smear it on the face.

Although I don’t know where this technique of elbowing people will be used, but Yiduo doesn’t have to worry about it!
Maybe, if you change to a more intense game, you can make a shot, for example - playoffs?

Ma Long waved his big iron elbow: I heard that you want to challenge my status as the "King of Elbow Kings"?

Just in case, after two rounds, Jordan chose to leave the game and let the team doctor take a brief look.

Danzi: You all saw it. I didn’t leave the game because of my elbow. I just got older and suddenly felt a little unwell. I asked the team doctor to observe it.

The one who replaced Jordan was Tyron Nesby, who was even worse and was undrafted.

Unexpectedly, the little Washington Wizards are really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, with all kinds of geniuses!
You said that Jordan, who is almost 40 years old, brought this group of crouching dragons and phoenixes, how could he win the game!

After Jordan came off the court, the Washington Wizards suddenly lost the core of their offense. Hamilton was not the type to hold the ball and focus on the offense. In an instant, no one on the Wizards could digest the ball.

Jordan was sitting in the locker room, being checked by the team doctor and watching the TV broadcast. He couldn't help but curse secretly as he watched the Wizards' offense turn into a mess.

Hamilton is too bad, he can't even understand how to hold the ball. He will be traded next season, no, this season.

Who will replace it?The junior I met last time, Stackhouse, seems to be good. Do you want to trade him this season?
Lu Yuanzhi didn't know that his own elbow gave Jordan the idea of ​​trading Hamilton in advance, and directly sent their championship puzzle to the Pistons.

However, it is hard to say whether this puzzle can win the championship. After all, there are not only the Lakers in the West, but also the Kings!
For the Kings, Weber was focused on the All-Star Game and was not very excited in the first quarter, but it didn't matter. The Kings, who were stronger, quickly opened up the score through exquisite cooperation.

By the time Jordan came back, the score on the court had reached 21:14, and the Kings had led by 7 points.

When Lu Yuanzhi saw Jordan returning to the sidelines, he waved his arms to wave him back.

Come on, Danzi, come back quickly and have some fun with me!
Jordan:. . .

(End of this chapter)