hunter commando

Chapter 792 A bomb-throwing expert?

Ajia Xiaxia would rather be beaten to death a hundred times than accept the fact that the reason Liu Guisong killed him and ranked first in the recruits' five-kilometer ranking was because he had to poop! ! !

It’s hard to imagine that a person would have such a physical reaction during a long-distance run.

What also made the regiment leaders so embarrassed that they frequently touched their noses was that what inspired Liu Guisong's potential was not Marxist thought, nor Taizu's thought. Unfortunately, it was not the core values ​​​​of revolutionary soldiers in the new era. It also did not correspond to the efforts to become a new generation in the new era. The great call of revolutionary soldiers.

But a piece of shit.

This issue must not be viewed simply, despite the extremely stench at the scene, despite the fact that everyone was stunned and forgot to speak, and despite the fact that the experienced deputy leader Comrade Li lost the ability to respond to an unexpected situation for the first time.

If it is pulled out in the middle of the way or in the crotch, it is a matter of face. As an adult, Liu Guisong is an upright man. Although he is less than 1.7 meters tall, he will never shit in the crotch in public.

In fact, by the second half of the session, he could already feel that his stomach was making trouble and his large intestine was tangled.He tried his best to hold it in, and the more he ran, the more he felt that the disgusting thing was about to spurt out in the next second.

There is only one way to cross the finish line as soon as possible, rush directly to the nearest toilet and pull off your pants to have a good time.If Li Mingtao had paid attention at that time, he would have discovered that after Liu Guisong crossed the finish line, he ran towards the nearest row house, where there was a toilet.

However, things went against his wishes. Liu Guisong guessed the beginning but not the ending.

He didn't expect that after crossing the finish line, he would be stopped by the squad leader and pulled to relax his body. As soon as Ni-Ma relaxed, the feeling of shit became even stronger.

Well, when he was forcefully dragged to the group leader, Liu Guisong already felt that he was already standing at the gate of death, waiting for the sentence to be pronounced.

Anyone who has had similar experiences knows that in that state, if you are anxious, you will hit yourself.At the last moment, just a few seconds before the shit was about to spurt out, Liu Guisong risked his life, hoping to get the leader's understanding, and then rushed to the toilet as fast as he could in ancient times, even if he was running and shitting his crotch. It's better than pulling it out in front of the leader.

So, he chose to boldly tell this matter to Deputy Leader Li, who was the closest to him.Of course, he couldn't listen to a word of what the leader and speaker said before.

It's a pity, it's a pity, Comrade Guisong was still naive. When he was talking to Deputy Leader Li, he just told the real reason and burst out on the spot.

Seeing Liu Guisong being pointed and scolded by Li Mingtao while heading towards the row of rooms, several regiment leaders had strange expressions on their faces.

Comrade Liu Guisong is a good soldier, but this thing slaps several regiment leaders in the face at the same time, which is not always good.

Several group leaders looked at each other, and the atmosphere was very strange.Of course, the arrogant look that Li Jiujiu and Zhang Yimo had just now was gone. They wanted to dig a hole on the spot and crawl into it themselves.

face!

"Ha ha."

Li Mu smiled briefly to break the embarrassment and said, "I'm going to the bombing site to see how the preparations are going."

After saying that, he went to care for himself.

Several other group leaders also exchanged a few words with each other without smiling, and then left one after another, going about whatever they had to do.

"Liu Guisong, Liu Guisong, damn you..."

Liu Guisong was squatting in the pit, and Li Mingtao stood guard at the toilet door and watched him defecate. He smoked and cursed for more than ten minutes, but still couldn't stop.The feeling of wanting to be angry and rational but also telling myself that it's not everyone's fault for Liu Guisong's loneliness, that feeling of being neither up nor down could not be more uncomfortable.

"You asked me to say something good about you, but you have to be so sincere? You don't know how to go to the toilet quickly? You have to hold it in until you can't hold it in anymore? You bitch...Leadership Speaker Deputy Leader Deputy Speaker Staff Commander, all the officers are here, and they all saw your joke. Is that your joke? It’s the whole company’s joke! Are you embarrassing me? That’s embarrassing the leader!"

Li Mingtao was so aggressive that he couldn't relieve his anger no matter how much he scolded him.

Liu Guisong grimaced and said aggrievedly, "Squad leader, I don't want to either. You think I'm willing to poop on the spot. It's so embarrassing. Squad leader, please stop talking and let me finish pooping quietly. I'll do it later." About to drop a bomb."

"You're so mad at me, you bitch."

Li Mingtao threw down the cigarette butt, turned around and left.

What No. 1 is now completely forgotten by him.It can be said that Liu Guisong's merits and demerits are equal to each other, oh no, his merits and demerits are equal to each other, and maybe not even enough.

For Liu Guisong, there was still a bomb-dropping assessment at this time, and he had no time to think about the impact this matter would have.And he never imagined that he would soon be given a particularly exciting nickname - Shit King.

What is even more shocking is that in the future, he will really become associated with shit.

Feeling that he was almost done, Liu Guisong hurriedly wiped his buttocks without caring whether it was clean or not. He picked up his pants and ran to the bombing site, buttoning his pants as he ran.

After he arrived at the bombing site, he found that he was no longer the center in everyone's minds. The center at this moment actually came from his fellow villager Yang Qingsong.

The first group came on the field and was the first to throw a bomb. Yang Qingsong threw the ball 70 meters for the first time.

When the bullet report came back, the intercom sounded loudly, "70 meters!"

Li Mu was immediately shocked.

From Yang Qingsong?

I am indeed surprised, no, I should be very surprised.

Even Yang Qingsong's squad leader, the Chief of Guards, was surprised.

Because Yang Qingsong has never thrown more than 60 meters before, a little more than 50 meters is a normal result.Generally speaking, for recruits to throw bombs at a distance of 40 meters or more, it is considered good. After all, the syllabus requires a passing bomb of 30 meters or more.When it comes to veterans, after intensive training, they are required to reach 60 meters to be considered excellent.

Not only was he a new recruit, but he was also the humble-looking Yang Qingsong.

Yang Qingsong is of medium build, is good friends with Wen Qiangdong, who was retired from the army, and has a moderate personality. It is difficult to find him in a crowd. He is basically the type that field agents like Du Xiaofan prefer.The recruits have been training for three months, and all the training is relatively ordinary.You can't find anything particularly good about him, but you can't find fault with him either.

He also became a blockbuster, and he didn't do it out of shit.

There will always be surprises like this, which is what Li Mu hopes to see.He put a lot of effort into the recruit camp.Among the regiment leaders, he is the one with the least experience in leading troops.And it was for this reason that he came to serve as the recruits' commander.Even if his superiors don't appoint him as an officer, he will ask for it.

Note: Fifth update, the No. [-] vehicle of the Gun Regiment has been out of service for a long time and there is no battery store. After much trouble, I finally found a repair shop that is still open. It’s hard...

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