hunter commando

Chapter 255: Catch someone for pooping
Quiet mountain top, quiet Orion team.

Li Mu lay on the soft grass, with his limbs spread wide, breathing the fresh air comfortably and squinting at the blue sky.The sunshine at noon is so warm, even if there is some cold wind, it doesn't seem that cold.The other people started from his left side and lined up in the same posture.

Xue Meng and Bu Meiyu were smoking in the back pocket of the Warrior car a hundred meters away, talking from time to time.This mountain top can only be climbed by a warrior chariot.

"It's so comfortable. If I could lie like this all afternoon, I would call you Headhunter Daddy." Shi Lei said intoxicatedly.

"That's disgusting." Du Xiaofan spat out.

Li Mu frowned, got up, and said, "My stomach feels a little uncomfortable, I'm going to get a tuba."

After saying that, he stood up and walked towards Xue Meng and the others.

Several people couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

Shi Lei pointed at Li Mu's back and shouted: "Squad leader, what's wrong with you!"

Smiling, Li Mu trotted up to Xue Meng and Bu Meiyu and reported, "Report! I want to go to the big club!"

Nodding, Xue Meng said: "Go and run away. You will all be training here in a while."

"Yes!" Li Mu straightened his chest and stretched out his hand, "Squad Leader Bu, please borrow some tissues."

Bu Meiyu said in surprise, "How did you know I had tissues on me?"

Xue Meng smiled and said, "You were deceived by this kid."

Li Mu chuckled.

"Damn you..." Bu Meiyu shook her head and smiled bitterly, took out a pack of tissues and threw it over.

"Thank you, Squad Leader Bu." Li Mu thanked him, picked up his engineering shovel, and slipped into the woods.

"Lazy people poop a lot." Bu Meiyu looked at Li Mu's back and spit out a sentence.

Xue Meng said seriously, "He is not a lazy person. This kid's stomach has been bad for a while."

"Isn't it possible? Why didn't you see it?" Bu Meiyu said in surprise.

Xue Meng said, "He has been holding back. You didn't watch his training in the morning. He wanted to cover his stomach but was afraid of being seen. That expression made me uncomfortable."

"Director, why don't we let him go back to see a doctor in the afternoon, so as not to damage his body." Bu Meiyu said.

Xue Meng shook his head and said, "It's not that serious. If a soldier has no gastrointestinal problems, let him endure it if he can."

But on Li Mu's side, he was very fast. He ran deep into the forest, dug a hole with an engineer's shovel, took off his pants and squatted down. Suddenly, there was a crackling sound, a feeling of comfort, the anus opened and shrunk, and there was a stench. Float out with the wind.

His gastrointestinal discomfort is indeed uncomfortable. It has been like this since he was a child. After two years in the army, it has decreased a bit, but there is still a problem. Plus, he often turns on a small stove after meals to do physical exercise, so naturally it is not much better.

It took several minutes, and his calves were numb. Li Mu felt that the contents of his large intestine were almost gone, so he wiped his butt and got up, then filled the hole with soil, burying it tightly.

Everyone will feel exhausted after having diarrhea, and Li Mu is no exception. After training in hard subjects all morning, the last bit of strength feels like it has been squeezed out. Now when he walks, he feels a little giddy.

Walking slowly, while crossing a path in the forest, he glanced around as a habit, and suddenly found a figure flashing far away at the other end of the path, and his gaze was extremely brief on the figure's head. He paused for a moment.

Um?Why do you look like a soldier?But what he was wearing was definitely not a military uniform!

Li Mu immediately became vigilant. He first suspected that he was a spy. This guy's nerves were all in this area, so of course he thought so first.

As soon as his spirit became tense, he felt that his physical strength had recovered a lot. Li Mu hurriedly followed him lightly, holding the engineer shovel tightly in his hand.If it's an enemy, as long as he doesn't have a gun, the engineer shovel in Li Mu's hand is a big killer!This thing can cut off a person's head, it's better than any bullshit saber!
Obviously, Li Mu met Huang Chengming who had officially lost his way.

Huang Chengming originally wanted to walk along the road for a while in the woods on the side of the road before going out, but he got lost not long after entering.This mountain forest was specially selected as a training area because of the complex terrain. Huang Chengming didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck, so he got lost.

Li Mu quickly approached the man from behind. He suddenly thought of the individual radio he carried with him, and quickly turned it on to contact Xue Meng and the others. As a result, he saw that the battery was out of power, and the spare battery was not on him, so he had to give up. .

Slowly, Li Mu discovered that the man had a standard soldier's hairstyle. Strictly speaking, it was the hairstyle that he had when he first joined the army, which was shorter than a buzz cut and almost turned into a bald head.He was so impressed with this hairstyle.It gives the impression that that person is a soldier.However, he was wearing casual clothes, and his expression was a little flustered. He was looking around while walking. Ordinary people would definitely not look around when walking with nothing to do.

There must be a problem.

Li Mu followed for a while, but didn't see that the man was armed.He thought for a moment and decided to take action.He quickly passed up from the flank and lurked in the weeds on the roadside. When he saw the man approaching, he suddenly jumped out!

Huang Chengming was startled and subconsciously shouted "Ah".

Li Mu thought he was encountering fierce resistance, but found that the man had no strength at all and seemed to not know any fighting techniques.

Huang Chengming's hands were held back, and Li Mu's knees pressed on his spine, pressing him firmly to the ground.Li Mu had fought against huge special forces with his bare hands. Huang Chengming, a new recruit, couldn't even be called a soldier, so how could he be his opponent?

"Don't move! If you move, I'll twist your arm!" Li Mu said harshly, "Say! Who are you!"

Huang Chengming looked back with great effort, and saw Li Mu in camouflage uniform and fully armed. He immediately felt like he was about to die, just like a deflated ball. He endured the severe pain and murmured, "In the end, let's let it go." You got it."

Li Mu immediately felt something was not right. He grabbed his collar and stood up. He lifted his hem and a military belt suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Damn it, you are a deserter!" Li Mu immediately made a judgment, "Tell me! Which part!"

Li Mu guessed in his heart that [-]% of them were from the Extra Large Recruit Company, because the Extra Large was the closest.

"Squad leader, I beg you, please let me go, I really can't stand it anymore." Huang Chengming cried and completely collapsed.

Li Mu gave him a disgusted look, "Tell me which part of yours you have first."

Huang Chengming cried and said, "I, I am a recruit from the [-]nd Battalion and [-]th Company of the [-]rd Brigade. My squad leader beat me and I really can't survive. I want to go home. Squad leader, please be kind and let me go."

Li Mu was stunned as if he had been struck by lightning - not only was he a member of his own army, but he was also a recruit of his own company.The recruit troops are organized according to the existing establishment. 90.00% of the recruits from the second battalion and the fifth company will stay in the fifth company.

"I-fuck!"

(End of this chapter)