hunter commando

Chapter 179 About Shit

Late at night, around one o'clock in the morning, the old barracks was completely dark and sloppy.

In Room 101, the innermost one is the latrine plus the washroom, and it is next to the window.One of the benefits of this arrangement is good ventilation, and the other is that it can maintain good hygiene.Is this two a bit strange?Let me explain.

In winter, the northwest wind blows, which means that if the bathroom is not cleaned properly, the smell will spread to the bedroom, and you won't be able to clean it up even if you don't think about it.

Shi Lei squatted in the latrine, his face flushed from holding back.

After squatting for about ten minutes, my legs were numb, but I still couldn't get down.

Li Mu got up and walked to the door, "Shi Lei."

"Squad leader." Shi Lei responded in a low voice.

"Can't you pull it out?" Li Mu asked.

"Yeah." Shi Lei complained softly, "It's like the recruit company has seen a ghost. Squad leader, do you still remember the recruit company?"

Li Mu changed his position and said, "Of course I remember. I remember one time, it was the same, you were shitting there, and I went in to pee, and when it was over, I heard a crisp sound. I thought something had fallen, damn, it was The sound of your shit hitting the latrine is like a stone."

"Hehe." Shi Lei said, "Later, you said that I used to eat a lot of good food, but when I got to the army, I couldn't adapt to the rough diet and had indigestion. This was because I was suffering from indigestion. I remember that the nickname "Stone" was that That’s when they screamed.”

"I'm not joking." Li Mu said, "I have observed that even recruits from better-off families suffer from constipation at that time. Their intestines and stomachs are so squeamish that they can't digest the army's food at once. I don't have this problem. .”

"Squad leader, how could I remember that you had it too." Shi Lei said.

Li Mu said, "But the one I pulled out is not as hard as yours and it made a clanging sound."

"Hehe..." Shi Lei said, "Now I don't understand. The food this Jida gives us every day is not bad, it's better than our company's. How can we be constipated? Damn, they serve beef for breakfast, really. What a luxury!”

"It's too good to get used to. After all, you still have some problems with your stomach. Eat more vegetables in the future." Li Mu said.

"But then again, the extra large beef tastes really good." Shi Lei said, seeming to lick his lips.

"You're shitting, can you stop talking about this?" Li Mu said.

Shi Lei said, "Squad leader, can we stop pretending, can we still eat less pig shit?"

Li Mu was completely speechless.

What Shi Lei said was true. They rolled around in the pig manure tank more than once. They came and went so many times that it was absolutely normal for them to get a little bit into their mouths.

But there are still some differences between pig feces and human feces.

But then again, chatting all over the world while shitting is definitely one of the mirrors for soldiers to communicate.The reason is simple, because apart from sleeping and shitting, there is basically no opportunity to chat privately.Therefore, lying talks are prevalent in military camps.

"Speaking of shit, I remembered a very funny thing." Shi Lei couldn't hold it in any longer as he said it. His shoulders were twitching as he held back.

"Shi Lei, don't mention me." Lin Yu's voice drifted over.

Daqing is all awake.

"Quack..." Shi Lei held back a scary laugh.

Of course, Li Mu would not forget it. That should be the thing that made Lin Yu "notorious".

It was during the exercise last year. On a hot September day, we did a real-force confrontation exercise before the National Day as a birthday gift.Basically at this time every year, there will be a real-force confrontation between brigade-level troops, usually landing and anti-landing operations.After all, the historical mission of the troops stationed here is to liberate Prefecture Yi District.

On the morning of the third day, the Red Army launched a landing operation. The Third Brigade of the Blue Army resolutely counterattacked, and the battle was extremely fierce.

The tidal flat defense line was broken through by the Red Army. The Red Army's armored group suffered certain losses but still landed on the tidal flat. As a result, the second line of defense was under tremendous pressure.Under the tactic of retreating as advancing, the blue army began to adjust its deployment according to the plan, gradually retreating in depth, and the reserve troops launched counterattacks from both sides.

Accompanied by the infantry of the Red Army armored group, and under the cover of armed helicopters, they began to attack the third line of defense.The Blue Army's third line of defense was deployed deep in the mountains, occupying various commanding heights.The Blue Army units, which launched counterattacks from both wings, attacked the Red Army attacking units, and the fifth company was one of them.

The area that Squadron [-] was responsible for at that time was a mountainside covered with weeds. When the attack was launched, Lin Yu held a light machine gun and roared "kill, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!". went.

In just the blink of an eye, Shi Lei and Zhao Yiyun suddenly discovered that Lin Yu was gone, and he evaporated into thin air.

At that time, Shi Lei grabbed Zhao Yiyun and said: "There is a scam ahead!"

"What?" Zhao Yiyun asked.

"Didn't you notice that Lin Yu is gone?" Shi Lei said.

Zhao Yiyun came back to his senses and said, "Damn, is it possible that Lin Yu can teleport?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard someone shouting in front of him: "Help! Help! Help!"

A cry for help!

Lin Yu's voice was full of grievance and pain!
Zhao Yiyun and Shi Lei didn't think much about it, they rushed up with their rifles, thinking that the Red Army had captured Lin Yu, if so, they would desperately want to get it back!
"Help! Help me..." Lin Yu cried.

When they arrived at the front, Zhao Yiyun and Shi Lei were stunned. The situation in front of them was unimaginable!

Lin Yu struggled in the cesspit, which was full of feces and feces water. Lin Yu's helmet was stained with disgusting yellow, and every part of his body was clean.

This guy plunged into the cesspit.

But seeing that this cesspit was very hidden, just under the ridge, and with leaves falling on the surface, it was hard to tell at first glance that it was a pit, let alone a cesspit.What's more, Lin Yu hit at full speed, even if he found out, he couldn't brake in time.

Shi Lei frowned and analyzed, "I guess the manure pits dug by the nearby villagers are all full. I don't know how much goods have been accumulated."

Zhao Yiyun glanced at Shi Lei with contempt and said, "The nearest village is at least two miles away from here. Do you think someone would dig a cesspit in the mountains so far away?"

"Then how do you explain it?" Shi Lei pointed at the cesspit and Lin Yu, who was struggling in the cesspit.

Zhao Yiyun pointed at the cesspit and analyzed it, "Take a good look, what does this cesspit look like? Do you think of a large stand-up bunker for a single soldier? It's just that the opening is made into a square. Look around again, damn, it's just disguised Yes. It must have been done by the grandchildren from the first battalion.”

This area belongs to the defense area of ​​the first battalion. Maybe they wanted to blackmail the Red Army, but they didn't expect to cheat the brother battalion.

"Hmm, um... that makes sense. When you say that, it looks more and more like it." Shi Lei touched his chin and nodded.

Lin Yu had been watching them chatting in amazement. Now he couldn't bear it any longer. He spat out a mouthful of shit or shit water and cursed: "Fuck you guys, why don't you drag me up to analyze you, sister?" Analysis!”

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Note: The old man’s funeral affairs have been basically taken care of, and the relic left behind by the rifle is a bayonet with a [-]-inch cap.The hunter update may be a little unstable this month, but the rifle will try its best to stay normal, so please be patient.The management committee members are actually in a different situation, so they politely decline your condolences.Rifle Dad said it, and I feel it completely in my heart. I salute you all!
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