I lost my horse after agreeing to a divorce with the crazy villain

Chapter 15 His Performance Is Terrible
The jade beauty laughed foolishly: "Your Majesty, do you think I am good-looking?"

Yan Wu said sincerely: "It looks good."

The jade beauty pursed her lips and said in a faint voice: "I am so good-looking, Your Majesty didn't even let me sleep with you last night."

As he spoke, his eyes were red: "I have been waiting for Your Majesty. For Your Majesty, I have learned a lot of intercourse techniques, but Your Majesty has never turned over my name."

Yan Wu: ...Is this Fangzhongshu the one she understands?
Should be right?
How did this guy learn?

Or did you learn it from another man?
She raised her hand, originally wanting to touch his smooth and discernible face, but later, she touched the top of his head instead.

But after doing this, she regretted it.

Although the Empress is tall, she is still half a head shorter when standing in front of the Jade Beauty. When she touches the Jade Beauty's head, it doesn't look like comforting her at all, it looks a bit funny.

The jade beauty was also shocked by Yan Wu's action, and a layer of goose bumps appeared uncontrollably on her neck. He resisted and did not wave Yan Wu's hand away.

Yan Wu was the emperor, so even if he was embarrassed, he still had to be shameless and continue to touch him two more times, and then pat him again to complete the whole set of actions.

She asked in a kind voice: "Have you also learned the art of fangzhong?"

The words seemed to be somewhat expected.

Yumei immediately cheered up, and her voice became more charming: "Yes, Your Majesty, I have read a lot of calligraphy and paintings, and now I am very proficient. Your Majesty, please give me a chance to show off."

He looked expectantly and looked at her with watery eyes, which made Yan Wu really moved.

"I'll give you this opportunity." She said movedly: "Go to Kunning Palace and teach the Emperor the Emperor. His room technique is too bad."

When saying this, he did not forget to show a look of disgust.

Jade Beauty:? ? ?

At this moment, he didn't even know whether to laugh at the person from Kunning Palace first or laugh at himself first.

He blinked, and then he realized what he was doing. He grabbed the corner of Yan Wu's sleeve and said coquettishly, "Your Majesty, I don't teach others. I just want to learn it by myself. I just want to please Your Majesty. If Your Majesty asks me to teach others, I will be jealous."

"Be good and be obedient." Yan Wu said and went to touch the jade beauty's head again.

The jade beauty hurriedly took a step back and stamped her feet pretending to be aggrieved: "Your Majesty wants me to teach him, so I'll teach him."

After the words fell, he turned and left.

Yan Wu looked at his back in rich red clothes and sighed sadly. If this beautiful lady wasn't a spy sent by an enemy country, she would have slept with him without hesitation.

Hey, I can only see but not touch, oh no, I can’t sleep, it’s also sad.

The fact that the housewife in Kunning Palace was not very good was known to the entire harem in just one afternoon.

Everyone didn't have the ability of Yumeiren, and couldn't go to the empress to brush their faces, so they went to Kunning Palace one by one to pay their respects.

On this day, the threshold of Kunning Palace will be broken by everyone.

Jiang Xingzhi had been ridiculed by everyone all day long, but when he saw Yan Wu again at night, he could still say hello without changing his expression.

"His Majesty……"

He was about to salute.

Yan Wu held his arm and said, "No need to bow, you don't need to bow when you see me in the future."

She didn't wait for Jiang Xingzhi's response and ordered: "Come here and change my clothes."

Jiang Xingzhi helped her change into her inner clothes, and then carried her to the bathhouse, which was already filled with water.

The bathing pool was very big. Jiang Xingzhi was kneeling by the pool to wash Yan Wu's hair. The next moment, Yan Wu grabbed his neck and threw him into the water.

Yan Wu sank into the water with him.

Xi Eunuch's ears are not too sharp.

Not long after the two started in the water.

Eunuch Xi's sharp voice began: "Your Majesty, the time has come."

　I received a reward from Lin Yilin as soon as I signed the contract. I was really surprised. Thank you. I originally only wanted to do two updates, so this chapter is an extra update for the rewards.

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