I'm in Wudang god catcher

Chapter 95 You don’t have a human word in your mouth

"Do you know what iron shoes are for?"

"Why does the iron shoe thief wear iron shoes?"

"When the Iron Shoe Bandit was surrounded and suppressed, he could escape easily. How did he escape?"

"If he is a light kung fu master, he should try to reduce his weight as much as possible when he needs to escape. Moreover, iron shoes will interfere with the touch and are far less convenient than fast boots."

"If you use iron shoes as a weapon, not to mention that this kind of weapon is not easy to use. As far as I know, iron shoes are good at swordsmanship and palm skills, and their leg skills are quite ordinary."

Shen Lian slowly asked five questions.

Lu Xiaofeng was a little dazed, because he knew very little about the Iron Shoes Thief, and only heard a little about it.

Hua Manlou was also a little dazed. He suddenly realized that after so many years, his understanding of iron shoes hadn't increased at all, and it was no different from when he was a child.

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "There is so much nonsense and not a single useful word. Can you please speak human language!"

"I'm teaching you how to decide the case."

"No need, speak up quickly! Otherwise something bad will happen later. I think Huamanlou will help me, and your elder brother will also help me!"

Shen Yumen nodded: "I agree with Lu Xiaofeng's point of view, Si Niang, do you agree?"

Feng Siniang said: "I also agree."

Zuo Shi quickly defended Shen Lian: "There is a shopkeeper Tong in Qixia Town. He is very good at reasoning. The young master learned from shopkeeper Tong. Don't be angry."

Shen Lian: o(^｀)o
It's getting darker and darker!

It would be better not to say it!

“Iron shoes, a special item, were mainly used as weight-bearers in the Central Plains to train leg strength.

However, in coastal areas or some special islands, iron shoes also have another role, that is, to carry the burden of sea people and allow them to walk underwater. "

"Chasing people from the sea?"

"To be precise, it's a sea-driver from the bottom of the sea.

The seabed is different from the land. Not only is the omnipresent water pressure squeezing the heart and lungs, but there are also unforeseen undercurrents that can easily sweep people away.

If you lose control of your body in the sea, even a 20-year-old fisherman will be in danger.

The heavy iron shoes can not only make the body stand firm on the bottom of the sea, but also feel down-to-earth. The most important thing is that the hands can move freely.

Sailors who have been on the seabed for a long time will have similar equipment at home for walking on the seabed, so that they can collect precious seafood such as abalone and sea urchins.

As far as I know, in the East China Sea, there is an island full of poisonous snakes and miasma, called Poison Dragon Island.

Such a sinister island should be inaccessible, but Dulong Island is prosperous and prosperous. At its peak, there were more than [-] members, and there were merchant ships all over the island. "

Feng Siniang asked: "Since it's a merchant ship, it's for business. You mentioned catching the sea just now. Could it be that you are in the seafood business? What do they mainly sell?"

"They sell abalone!"

"Ah? What the hell?"

"The person who sells abalone is called Beauty Abalone!"

Hearing this, the two prodigal sons, Lu Xiaofeng and Shen Yumen, looked at each other and smiled, Feng Siniang sighed, Zuo Shi was a little shy, and Hua Manlou looked thoughtful.

"Beauty abalone? I heard from my brother that it is an extremely plump seafood. However, in the past ten years, this kind of abalone has been almost extinct and is very rare."

The Hua family is extremely wealthy, so they have eaten a lot of all kinds of precious seafood, but it is a pity that after Huamanlou remembers, the beauty Bao has nowhere to sell.

“Because there is civil strife on Dulong Island.

The owner of Dulong Island was cruel by nature, and his management of the islanders was extremely strict, which eventually aroused the anger of the people. Hundreds of islanders united to capture the owner of Dulong Island alive.

The islanders did not kill him, but cast a pair of iron shoes on his feet with molten iron, and then threw him into the sea to let the sea god decide his life or death.

Not long after the civil strife, the islanders of Dulong Island died overnight. According to the inspection of the merchants who went to pick up the goods, these people died of poisonous snakes and poisonous miasma.

Some people say that the ghost of the owner of Poison Dragon Island took revenge, while others say that someone maliciously poisoned it. The specific reason is unknown because no one has been there again.

People who sail on water, especially those who sail by sea, more or less believe in ghosts and gods, and do things for auspiciousness. No one will go to such an unlucky place! "

Feng Siniang said: "You mean, the original owner of Dulong Island was the Iron Shoes Bandit?"

Shen Yumen analyzed: "The way the iron shoe thief escapes is by water. After diving into the river, he can easily break through the encirclement by walking along the river bed step by step."

Lu Xiaofeng grasped the key point: "There are at least two iron shoe bandits, one is the owner of Poison Dragon Island, and the other is the person who poisoned and killed the islanders. Together they form the iron shoe bandits, pretending to be ghosts and looting money."

Hua Manlou regained some sense and analyzed: "The two of them should be very close, but they cannot be husband and wife. They are probably father and son or brothers."

Zuo Shi added: "They each have their own strengths. The owner of Poison Dragon Island should be good at martial arts. He used it to suppress hundreds of islanders. The other person is good at using poison."

Feng Siniang said: "People who are good at using poison are probably also good at using medicine. If it were me, I would use the tiger brace of Dr. You Fang to cover up my real body."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Do you doubt Song Wenchao?"

Shen Lian said: "We can give it a try."

"How to try?"

"Look at the way he knots. If he was born in Duron Island, he should be used to wearing a sailor's knot."

"If not?"

"Then sincerely apologize to others, and just try a little bit, and do it in a subtle way."

"how do you want to do it?"

"Create an opportunity that requires a knot."

……

Huafu, the study room.

Hua Ruling twirled his beard and asked, "Did you tell Butou Shen all the stories about the Western Regions?"

Huaping nodded.

As the "living map" of the Hua family, he talks a lot when he should talk a lot. When he shouldn't talk a lot, he doesn't say a word. He is a very qualified guide.

If this habit can be maintained, the Hua family will have great trust in him for at least the next 50 years.

Hua Ruling smiled and said: "I think back then, when I went to the Western Regions to do business, I got this rare treasure.

Keeping it is a burden, and it will bring disaster sooner or later.

I feel unwilling to give it up, and since this thing can assist in martial arts training, it would be a pity to just give it up.

Now is a great opportunity.

It is really gratifying to catch the iron-shoe thief and deliver the jade Buddha, solving two heart problems at once. "

Hua Ruling smiled happily, but Hua Ping was upset inside. According to the story he heard, Hua Ruling, who was smiling, might kill someone and silence her immediately.

——You know too much, you are my last worry, I will lend your life as a medicine!
——You have sacrificed for me for so many years, and I can't bear to kill you directly, but I can't let you leak the secret, so your tongue and hands can be used as medicine for me!

After so many years in Huafu, Huaping understands Hua Ruling's temper, but who can tell clearly about people's hearts?

Good guys and bad guys, hell and heaven, there is a thin line between them.

Huaping thought a lot, and even imagined the eighteen levels of hell, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Hua Ruling waved his hand: "Okay, you can go out now, this matter has to be done well, I have to plan well, go ahead, don't say these things out."

Hua Ping left immediately as if she had received an amnesty.

Looking at the sweat stains left on the ground, Hua Ruling smiled helplessly, you little brat, I treat you so well, what are you thinking about!

This old man is not a villain!

Isn't this just letting you kid act in a play!

Hua Ping may or may not have thought of these things. After leaving the study, he walked around the garden a few times, and then ran into Shen Lian by chance.

"Huaping? Are you here to tell me a story again?"

"That's true. I thought of a few legends about Xuanzang. Does Mr. Shen have time?"

"Very much time."

After a while, Huaping left.

Feng Siniang was a little curious: "What the hell is this guy doing? What's Hua Ruling's plan?"

Shen Lian showed a constipated expression: "Master Hua wanted to take this opportunity to get rid of this burden, and asked me to find someone to pretend to be a thief and steal the Jade Buddha from his house.

The Jade Buddha is a treasure left by Xuanzang. It is engraved with Mahayana Buddhist scriptures or the Buddha relics of certain eminent monks, which has a very good effect on martial arts training.

The direct members of the Hua family should have used this object to calm their minds, quickly enter samadhi, and lay the foundation of internal strength.

If I do this favor for him, then the stolen Jade Jade Buddha will be my reward. This matter cannot be disclosed in public, as long as we cooperate with each other in private. "

Robbery of treasures in Hua Mansion.

Feng Siniang thought this was very interesting, so she hurriedly helped Shen Lian plan, trying to make it more perfect.

"The thieves who are blamed must first have a big enough reputation, secondly, they must not jump out to refute, and most importantly, they must disappear immediately after stealing the treasure.

Lao Bai's reputation is enough, but he finally has a peaceful life, so don't embarrass him for the time being.

Before Chu Liuxiang stole it, he would leave a letter paper with the smell of tulips. It was a special mixed fragrance, and no one except Chu Liuxiang could make it.

Sikong Zhaixing has been taking a big blame recently, and he is feeling very troubled and depressed. If he is provoked, he will probably get entangled with him, which will be very troublesome.

Fan Liangji, an old monkey, has never had any scruples about stealing treasures, how about pretending to be him? "

"Wrong! Fan Liangji doesn't steal everything, and he doesn't have time to do this recently."

"why?"

“Fan Liangji is Ling Duxu’s disciple.

If I remember correctly, the time when Ling Duxu was enthroned was September 93th, so every year in August [-]rd, Fan Liangji would go to Dali to visit his grave. "

"It takes three months to sweep a grave?"

"You still need to work to make money."

"Isn't Fan Liangji very rich?"

"His money is stolen dirty money. Ling Duxu has never done anything wrong in his life. Fan Liangji will not use dirty money to buy sacrifices if he wants to save face."

Shen Lian said very seriously: "If it is a case in other months, it can be blamed on him. Cases during these three months are absolutely impossible!"

"Who do you want to take the blame?"

"Of course it's the Iron Shoe Thief! Do you still remember my analysis? There is more than one Iron Shoe Thief."

"I want to play too."

"If I didn't want to ask Senior Sister for help, I wouldn't have explained so much. Let's make a fool of ourselves and let the iron-shoe thief see what it means to be a thief!"

Shen Lian touched his chin and thought that Hua Ruling must have thought of this and had already prepared clothes.

Of course Hua Ruling had prepared clothes.

Not only had he prepared clothes, but also iron shoes. Shen Lian went to the warehouse and took a look around, and randomly picked up two sets of clothes, two masks, and two pairs of iron shoes.

Shen Lian put on the iron shoes and tried it. Shen Lian felt that it was extremely awkward. Walking underwater in iron shoes was a completely different feeling than walking on land.

Due to the buoyancy and water pressure underwater, there is a sense of solidity on the ground. On land, it not only feels heavy, but also affects the touch, which in turn affects lightness.

Fortunately, Shen Lian specializes in physical training. He did a variety of weight-bearing training when he was a child, and he quickly adapted to iron shoes.

Feng Siniang is not used to this, and the iron shoes can easily hurt her beautiful feet.

Shen Lian deliberately chose one that was two sizes larger and put on night walking boots inside to protect his jade feet. At the same time, the soft touch of the boots could also alleviate the bulkiness of the iron shoes.

Feng Siniang said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to look big and thick, but you are actually so meticulous."

Shen Lian said: "I have always been meticulous in my work."

"Elder brother definitely disagrees with this point of view, and neither do your eldest and third brothers. When have you ever handled a case and didn't need someone to wipe your ass? You are just a rough guy."

"Senior sister, what I said is wrong. I said I was careful when doing things, but I didn't say what happened after I finished them.

Let alone the Jinan case, even the master praised me for being meticulous, almost thinking of all the opponents I might encounter, and making careful preparations in advance.

It's just that after the matter is completed, because the action was too wild, someone needs to do the aftermath.

Before and after, these are different concepts. Senior sister, please do not confuse them. This is a misunderstanding of me. "

With that said, Shen Lian handed over the quick boots.

"It's just that you talk a lot. After living in Seven Heroes Town for a long time, you have become a talker, and you can always talk nonsense, and what you say seems very logical."

"Three people walk, there must be my teacher, choose the good ones and follow them, and the bad ones and change them."

"What a nonsense! Shopkeeper Tong is trying to make sense, but you are making sense out of things that don't make sense!"

"Based on the principles I have learned, I think what the senior sister just said is very reasonable!"

Shen Lian's words made Feng Siniang choke back all the rest of her words, and her face turned white with anger.

"You're a thorny guy in every word. Don't you ever make exceptions? Have you ever made an exception to someone?"

"Have."

"Male and female?"

"They're all women."

"All of them? So many?"

"There are four or five!"

"for example?"

"The Queen, last year I had the honor to follow Master to meet the Holy Spirit and pay my respects to the Queen. At that time, I didn't dare to express my anger, and I didn't dare to say a word."

Feng Siniang murmured: "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."

After saying this seven or eight times in a row, he finally suppressed the anger in his heart, but heard Shen Lian say: "Another exception is my mother. My father died early. My mother worked hard to support us brothers. Sons must be filial to their mothers! "

"The world is so wonderful, I..."

"There is also the teacher's wife. When I was learning art, thanks to my teacher's care, I was as close as my own mother."

"The world is so wonderful, I..."

I really can't help it!

You don't have a human word in your mouth!
　Note: Shen Yumen's father is gone, but his mother is still alive. The so-called "treasure left by Shen Yumen" refers to his own mother
　　
　
(End of this chapter)