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Chapter 336 Use your lives to teach Shen Lian a lesson

"Old Shen, you may not know that I recently met a fortune teller and learned some fortune telling skills.

Your appearance is fierce and evil, which will indeed damage your own luck, but if you are upright and can break through the evil and bad luck with your righteousness, it is not a short-lived appearance.

I think it would be very difficult for you to live a long time and be a widow in a normal way.

wrong!

If you marry Bao Tianbing in public, I'm afraid you will be hacked to death by Feng Siniang before the wedding is over. "

It was very difficult to shut up Tang Zhuquan.

Unless his mouth is occupied by wine, his mouth will still move even if his dumb hole is tapped.

If you can't open your mouth, express it with your eyes.

Even when sleeping, he can't help but talk in his sleep, and he can even talk to people in his dreams.

Shen Lian's face was full of dark lines, and he thought to himself, "Does your father know that you are going to learn fortune telling?"I shouldn't have saved you, I should have let the Invincible Sect Master roast you, you damn fat guy.

"Have you ever looked at your own face?"

"It is said that it is difficult to judge others but oneself, but I am just an amateur at fortune-telling and there is no need to follow the rules. According to my recent observations, I should be destined to commit evil.

Water and fire disaster, everything is not suitable!
I think the calculation is quite accurate. I couldn't eat or drink well. I soaked in the water all night last night. The flood is over. I don't know where the fire is. "

Tang Zhuquan stretched his body and said, "I'm going to find a way to solve the disaster in my dreams. I'm going to sleep."

Shen Lian pointed at himself: "You encountered great good luck today. The heavenly official has blessed you. Everything goes well. The disaster has passed. You don't have to worry about being roasted by the fire."

"What does this have to do with you?"

"The leader of the Invincible Sect planned to roast you and eat you. In order to save you, I was forced to agree to his request. Does this count as relieving your disaster? Does it count as your noble?"

"so what?"

Tang Zhuquan felt keenly that Shen Lian must have something to say later, but he didn't know Shen Lian's purpose.

"So the noble man wants to sleep now, should you give up the bed? We definitely can't squeeze into the same bed. This bamboo couch can't bear it."

Tang Zhuquan:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

You talked a lot, just to steal my bed?Is your heart dark?
Because of you, my martial arts skills were banned and my limbs were weak. You actually let me sleep on the ground?Do you still have a conscience?I'll fucking fight you!
The two did not fight in the end.

After all, Shen Lian was not that thick-skinned, and he was worried about the rumor that he had "grabbed the bed with Tang Zhuquan in the middle of the night, causing half of the house to collapse."

So do you still want the reputation?

This rumor must not be tolerated!
Tang Zhuquan slept on the bed triumphantly.

Shen Lian found a random flower bush in the valley, called the big yellow dog to make a pillow, and made do with it.

The next morning.

Under the resentful gaze of the big yellow dog, Shen Lian rarely did morning exercise. Instead, he went to the kitchen to get some meat to coax the big yellow dog, and then played with the frisbee with it.

Turn the non-attack into a Frisbee and throw it out, and the big yellow dog will catch the Frisbee. This is the dog's favorite game. It can even be compared to "turning in circles and biting its own tail".

Tang Zhuquan looked at Shen Lian helplessly: "Why are you so leisurely? Don't forget that your fiancée is waiting to become a widow, bah bah bah! These words are so fucking awkward, even I don't think they are human. ."

Is this more than just "unhuman words"?
This is simply "not a human matter"!
Who in the right mind would believe that there is such a weird thing in the world?She happened to be met by Shen Lian. What kind of luck did Shen Lian have?
Bao Tianbing looked at the two people fighting with each other and asked with some curiosity: "Da Bing, Xiao Xue, Shen Lian sealed your acupuncture points, and then he turned around and left?"

Da Bing said bitterly: "This guy's health is definitely not good, his waist and kidneys are probably destroyed!"

Xiaoxue said even more angrily: "I think this guy probably doesn't like women. Being surrounded by beauties is just for show. Otherwise, why haven't we gotten married yet?"

They lost twice last night.

The first was a martial arts competition. He was easily defeated by Shen Lian. Until the acupuncture points were sealed, he didn't see where and when Shen Lian would take action. The gap made people feel desperate.

Secondly, appearance. Shen Lian sealed them, turned around and left the room. This was simply a shame and humiliation!
Are you still a man?
Isn’t our appearance beautiful enough?

Are we not as attractive as your yellow dog?
Bao Tianbing snorted: "Stop making trouble, how is his martial arts? What moves did he use?"

A look of horror flashed in Da Bing's eyes: "Shen Lian's attack was too fast. The two of us didn't even see his shadow, and he hit eight acupoints."

Xiaoxue continued to analyze: "What's even more frightening is his control, which just seals the acupuncture points without damaging the skin and without any traces of bruises."

"What acupuncture technique did he use?"

"The most common acupuncture technique."

"It seems he is not good at acupuncture points."

"With Shen Lian's speed, there is no need to specialize in the secret technique of acupuncture. He is too fast, or his martial arts has returned to its original state, and there is no trace of his technique anymore!"

Bao Tianbing said coldly: "No matter how fast Shen Lian is, he can only touch other people's acupuncture points, but he cannot relieve them. As long as he cannot open the acupuncture points on Tang Zhuquan's body, he will never be able to get rid of the big burden! "

Dabing Xiaoxue knew Bao Tianbing's preferences and was a little confused: "Are you really going to marry Shen Lian?"

"For the great cause of the sect master, I can sacrifice everything I have. When the matter is completed, Shen Lian will be my prisoner, and I can take revenge on him at will!"

Bao Tianbing is extremely loyal to the leader of the Invincible Sect.

In order to let the invincible sect leader dominate the martial arts world, Bao Tianbing did not hesitate to do anything. Moreover, no matter how much wrong he suffered, he could get it back from Shen Lian.

Da Bing said shyly: "What our sisters mean is that if you don't want to, we two sisters can do it for you. You are the adopted daughter of the sect leader, and we are the disciples of the sect leader. We are very compatible in terms of status."

Xiaoxue was very relaxed: "We sisters can marry him together, or wait until you don't want him anymore, fake his death, and then reward him to us."

Bao Tianbing: I will kill you two little hooves!
……

Tang Zhuquan said with a smile: "Your luck in love is really good. The two disciples of the Invincible Sect Master have all fallen in love with you and are asking for rewards from Bao Tianbing."

Tang Zhuquan's hearing is extremely sharp.

Although he can't hear as far as characters like Hua Manlou and Yuan Suiyun, his ability to distinguish is very strong and he can distinguish different voices from noisy sounds.

The garden where the two trained their dogs was not far from Bao Tianbing's bedroom. Tang Zhuquan could not only hear clearly the conversation between the three of them, but could even "hear" their faces.

Shen Lian frowned: "It seems that your Qi has been blocked by someone, but it does not affect your hearing. You must have heard all of our conversation last night."

Tang Zhuquan nodded: "That's right!"

"Then why are you mentioning the fire?"

"I'm just teasing you!"

Tang Zhuquan showed a mean expression: "I think it's very interesting, it's so fun~~"

Shen Lian grabbed Tang Zhuquan's collar: "I'll play a more fun game with you, throwing sandbags!"

"I, this..."

"Don't worry, I have already controlled my strength like an arm. It will only hurt a little at most, but it will not damage the muscles and bones, let alone the organs!"

"Uncle Shen, stop playing. I'm afraid of heights. I'm most afraid of heights. Uncle Shen, stop playing. Shen Lian, put me down quickly. Shen Lian, I'm beeping..."

Sensory: (-ω-)-ω-)-ω-)
Tang Zhuquan is really full of energy!
Shen Lian's strength is really amazing!
There is something abnormal in the minds of these two people!

In the next few days, Shen Lian lived a very regular life.

Meditate, practice martial arts, eat, feed the horses, play Frisbee with the big yellow dog, throw sandbags with Tang Zhuquan...

After five or six days of this, I finally received a message from the falcon from the flying camel tribe. Baixiong had been rescued by Liu Changjie, and the poison had been removed by Sai Huatuo, the genius doctor of the Western Regions.

Shen Lian said he was not threatened by others, but in fact he was not threatened, but he could delay time.

If you can save someone, be sure to save your friend. If you can't save him, then find a way to avenge him. Don't be particularly urgent, as that will only make people push you further.On the night he arrived in the valley, Shen Lian had already passed through the secret hands of Six Gates. Ying Falcon sent a message asking Liu Changjie to rescue Bai Xiong, while he stayed behind to delay.

Now it seems that the time card is just right.

Shen Lian could receive the message from the falcon, and of course the leader of the Invincible Sect could also receive it. He did not show any anger.

The leader of the Invincible Sect understands that Shen Lian will definitely not be obedient. He will tell Shen Lian through actions that he must either cooperate obediently or go to hell.

……

Four people came from outside the valley.

The leaders were Shen Lian's two fellow disciples.

Feng Si Niang!
Cheng Xiaodie!
In the middle of the formation was a white-haired old man, who was clearly Tang Zhuquan's father, Old Man Tang.

The last person is a cold-faced killer.

Sima blood!

Some say he is the number one killer in the world, some say he is the number one swordsman among killers, and some say he is not a killer at all because he does not follow the rules.

Sima Xue is indeed not very disciplined.

Compared to a killer, he is more like the Mohist Renxia who traveled the world during the Spring and Autumn Period. He kills people, but he will never kill innocent people indiscriminately. He collects money and can donate the money he receives. He enjoys it, but he has a certain degree of relaxation. .

Most of the killers' reputations are not very good, but Sima Xue's reputation in the world is very good. He is good friends with Tang Zhuquan, Long Chengbi, Wei Kongkong, and Xu Qiaozhi.

He has killed many treacherous and evil people.

He did many benevolent and righteous things.

Although he has a reputation as a cold-blooded killer, he is actually somewhat similar to Chu Liuxiang and Sikong Zhaixing.

Liumenmen will not take the initiative to arrest them. If there is any inconvenience, they will be asked to help.

Just like now.

Sima Xue is one of the guards of Mrs. Shexiang.

No one knows the killer better than the killer. No matter how well disguised the killer is, he cannot hide from Sima Xue.

Of course he didn't break the rules.

Because Feng Siniang paid him to kill someone.

Sima Xue will be responsible for killing anyone who wants to assassinate Mrs. Shexiang. Each assassin will be paid 5000 taels, and there is no upper limit on the remuneration. How much money will be given to the number of people killed.

Feng Siniang, Cheng Xiaodie, and Sima Xue were already in southern Sichuan, so it was not surprising that they arrived in time.

Why is Mr. Tang here?

Isn't he Mu Ying's personal bodyguard?
This was because Mu Ying was worried that a master from the Tang Sect would assassinate Mrs. Shexiang, so she asked Old Man Tang to come to help.

Although Old Man Tang could not take action against the masters of the Tang Sect due to his background, he could identify them, and then the guards swarmed up and chopped the killers into pieces.

Mr. Tang was never a pedantic and stubborn person.

This old man uses all means when punishing rape and eradicating evil. What he often says is that I like to use insidious and vicious means best to deal with you insidious and vicious people. Come and accept your fate!

He now wants to take away the life of the Invincible Sect Master.

There is only one life.

Of course, the Invincible Sect Master will not give it away at will.

Not only would he not let them out, he was also prepared to use the lives of these people to make Shen Lian cooperate honestly.

Old Man Tang is very difficult to deal with.

Since kidnapping Tang Zhuquan, the leader of the Invincible Sect has been thinking about how to deal with him, and now he has thought of it.

He had a way to make Old Man Tang die during the siege.

This method is very, very despicable, but very, very effective. The leader of the Invincible Sect will never deny his despicability. He thinks this is called wisdom.

Nineteen spears blocked the valley entrance.

This is the spear array carefully studied by the Invincible Sect Master.

Behind there is a sword formation composed of 36 swordsmen.

The core of the formation is... Tang Zhuquan.

Old fathers are always worried about their own sons!
Concern is chaos.

If the mind is confused, the marksmanship will naturally become slower.

If the gun is slow, life will naturally be lost.

……

There is a kind of person in the world who is not ugly, always smiling, cheerful and polite, but makes people feel hateful and want to beat him.

Peng Jian is such a person.

He took six swordsmen to "invite" Tang Zhuquan.

Tang Zhuquan stood up carelessly and looked at Peng Jian with a sneer: "You know what? From the first moment I saw you, I wanted to punch your nose."

Peng Jian pointed to his nose: "You have this opportunity now, but do you have the strength?"

Tang Zhuquan shouted: "What do you think!"

The fat fist hit Peng Jian.

Peng Jian was not afraid at all and looked at Tang Zhuquan with disdain, like looking at a struggling ant.

What's the point of struggling?

Do you have a chance to survive?

Peng Jian pulled out the scimitar from his waist. He was a famous swordsman in the Western Regions back then. He would go crazy when seeing blood and would kill endlessly. He was nicknamed "Killing Up".

He could be polite to Shen Lian, because Shen Lian could easily crush him to death, but he would not be polite to Tang Zhuquan.

Peng Jian suddenly felt that if the core of the formation was the bloody Tang Zhuquan, it would definitely be more intimidating.

"boom!"

Blood flowed.

Peng Jian's nose was flattened by a punch. He looked at Tang Zhuquan in surprise, only to see Tang Zhuquan shake the fat on his body and all the magnetic needles fell down.

Shen Lian is really not good at acupuncture.

The way Shen Lian knocked down the enemy with one finger was to break seven or eight of the enemy's ribs.

Just because you are not good at tapping acupoints does not mean you are not good at acupuncture.

The Invincible Sect Leader's method of sealing acupuncture points was very clever, but no matter how clever the method was, it could never be better than Sunflower's acupuncture hand and Yiyang finger. Shen Lian was toying with Tang Zhuquan as a sandbag, taking the opportunity to unblock his acupuncture points.

Otherwise, is Shen Lian crazy?

Who has nothing to do to make a fool of himself?
Tang Zhuquan said coldly: "Peng Jian, we seem to have a debt that needs to be settled properly!"

(End of this chapter)