Man in Marvel, Host of Venom

Chapter 199, the joke that even Captain America would not tell

In a magnificent office in New York City, interviews and summaries of Dr. Conners by journalists were also broadcast on the super-large TV.

An old man with gray hair and wrinkled face was watching the picture on TV.

"When asked to estimate the stele's value, Dr. Connors only replied that it was priceless."

"According to our reporter's understanding, a certain collector once offered 5000 million US dollars to buy the stele, but it has already been rejected."

"This incident also aroused the public's keen attention to the stone monument."

"Collectors all over the world are also competing to buy it at high prices one after another, and the current market price of the stele is also rising."

"The team that unearthed the stele did not expect to encounter such a situation. They also entrusted this station and other media to make an announcement, that is, the stele of time will not be sold."

The news ended here. Looking at the screen that had begun to broadcast other things, the old man also picked up the remote control and pressed the close button.

"Not for sale? It's ridiculous. I must get this stele, cough, cough." The old voice echoed in the room, and the constant coughing also showed how weak the owner of the body was.

The coughing stopped after a while, and the old man took a deep breath and sat on the sofa, picked up the phone next to him and said, "Tie Tou, have you seen the news about the Monument of Time? Arrange people to grab it, I need that thing."

At the same time, on the coastal highway from New York to Long Island, Chen Linan was driving, preparing to take Tony home.

On the co-pilot, Tony was stroking his forehead and complaining constantly: "God, I actually have to accept this kind of torture three times, I almost forget when it was so painful last time."

Listening to Tony's complaint, Chen Lin'an also smiled and said: "Relax, maybe you will enjoy this process later."

"Don't mention it, do you know what the old man said about me?" Tony continued while waving his hands.

"Paranoid, arrogant, self-centered and inconsiderate of other people's feelings."

"His words really hurt me a bit. I thought the psychiatrist would say that there is nothing wrong with you, and then slowly guide you."

"Honestly, I don't think there's anything wrong with what he said." Chen Lin'an continued.

"You should really pay attention to these issues. Maybe you can start by subconsciously reminding yourself to put yourself in someone else's shoes."

Hearing Chen Lin'an's words, Tony also looked at him strangely and said, "God, you look exactly like that old man now, even your words are similar."

After speaking, Tony also lowered his voice and imitated the old dean's appearance and said: "Mr. Stark, pay attention to learning to think from others' perspective. This is the key to solving problems. When you really do this, you will discover all the problems." People and things are not that complicated.”

Chen Lin'an also smiled when he heard this: "Thank you for your compliment. It seems that I am quite talented in psychology. Maybe I can take it as an elective next year."

"By the way, didn't the old dean tell you a joke? I remember he told a joke about cheese in class before. I still remember it."

Hearing Chen Lin'an's words, Tony's eyes almost rolled to the sky: "I have never heard such an old joke in my life. I bet Captain America doesn't even say that stuff."

“What would you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho Cheese (not your cheese)”

"God, I get chills just thinking about it, and you know he told me a new bad joke besides that."

"What's the name of a foal with a sore throat? A little "Hoarse""

"It makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about how many more times I have to hear his old jokes."

Tony looked up at the sky, feeling a little tired.

"Puff! Hahaha, A little "Hoarse", don't you think it's very interesting?" Chen Lin'an couldn't help laughing when he heard the second cold joke, this kind of English homonym is always unexpected.

"I'm going to tell Felicia the joke later."

Hearing Chen Lin'an's words, Tony also looked in disbelief, with big question marks in his eyes.

"Excuse me? How funny is this kind of joke? Rhode's grandma would say this kind of joke."

For a moment, Tony didn't know if it was his own problem or the world's problem.

In this way, he was sent home by Chen Lin'an, and he was told to continue going in a few days before getting off the bus.

After seeing Tony off, Chen Linan continued to drive towards his home.

The road from New York to Long Island is indeed very suitable for racing, but if you don't control it well and rush off the road, it will be difficult to rescue.

In this way, Chen Lin'an was observing the road conditions, while discussing the car race with Venom.

This was something he and Felicia had discussed in Monaco. The preparations should have started as soon as they returned to New York, but because of Tony's poisoning situation and the upcoming exhibition, they were temporarily delayed.

Now that the exhibition is over, Tony's palladium poisoning has been successfully resolved, and it's time for racing to be put back on the schedule.

I believe that Felicia will be very happy when she hears the news. During this time, she has been busy with Legendary Chocolate, and it is time for her to rest and relax.

After all, working so hard and making money is for a better life, you can't put the cart before the horse.

"It's so miserable. I can only ride in your car. I also want to drive the car myself or go to Felicia's side." Venom sighed and said very disappointedly.

Chen Lin'an also had black lines all over his head when he heard the words, what happened to this venom, he felt as if he was rebellious all over his body, or he despised him after a long time.

We like the new and hate the old, why are the symbiotes so scumbag, bah!

"Oh! Go if you want, I didn't stop you." Chen Lin'an said in a very unhappy way.

Venom curled his lips when he heard the words, and said in a tone of hatred, "I have to be able to go too. Hurry up and try to control your mental power as soon as possible."

"I feel that my restraints are much lessened now. Once your mental control increases, I should be able to temporarily leave the body and move around."

"At that time, I can race by myself, or I can take Felicia's co-pilot seat. It seems that her driving skills are better than yours. At least she is faster and has a stronger push-back feeling."

"You like fast speed, don't you like the feeling of pushing your back, okay, I'll satisfy you today." Chen Lin'an sneered, while speaking, he reached out and grabbed the venom on the co-pilot, and threw it from the window out.

Before the venom could react, Chen Lin'an stepped on the accelerator and drove forward at full speed.

At this time, the venom was attached to Chen Lin'an's shoulder while being rolled forward by the high-speed car.

"Ah!!! I was wrong!!!"

The venom that had already reacted was somewhat deformed by the strong wind and the drag of the ground. Only then did it realize that it had said something wrong and yelled frantically.

Chen Lin'an didn't pay attention to its yelling, but continued to ask loudly while stepping on the accelerator: "How is it? Is the speed fast?! Does the push feel strong?! Do you like it?!"

Just like that, scattered pedestrians on the coastal road saw a speeding car running wildly on the road with a sticky black liquid.

The strange thing is that this thick black liquid can also scream, like a novel toy.

(End of this chapter)