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Chapter 350 Idioms
Wangcai is so confused, you want me to teach her idioms?are you seriousI'm a dog who can't even talk, how can I teach it?
At this time, Wangcai turned his head and looked at the Xiaotian dog. It can talk, so it should be a cultured dog!
Xiao Tiangou: "Why are you staring at me! I don't know how either. You have seen a dog that also learns idioms. It's good if I can know two characters. I can't even read the Analects of Confucius. "

This is really embarrassing for the dog, after all, I have never heard of any dog ​​that needs to go to school!
"Oh! It's really troublesome, do you know all the words, little brat? Can't you just learn idioms and play at the same time? Come over and teach you which idioms you don't know. If you learn it, hurry up and cool off while you're at it."

Li Sizhuo had no choice but to bring up the little girl and come to the table, isn't it just a few idioms?Hurry up and finish your studies.

"This idiom, knowing the book and being polite, I don't know what this idiom means."

The little girl pointed to the idioms in the book with a serious face and said.

"This one! It's simple! Knowing the book and paying the gift! As the name suggests, it means that it is not enough for you to just know the contents of the book, you also need to learn how to give gifts. This is a kind of sophistication."

Roaring Dog: "???"

Boy are you serious?Although I have never learned idioms, Lord Dog, I feel that this idiom should not mean this!
"This day feels like a year! It means that life is going well, and every day is like celebrating the New Year."

"There is also this earnestness, which means that the tone should not be too strong, because once the tone is too strong, others will hold grudges for a long time."

"There is also this poor and white, which means that when you are poor, others will look at you with supercilious eyes."

"There is also this thick and thin hair, which means that when the knowledge has accumulated to a certain level, you will start to lose your hair."

When the little girl heard about the hair loss, she immediately covered the top of her head, she didn't want to accumulate a lot of hair.

Xiao Tiangou's face is green, which fucking idiom are you talking about!
Nezha's face is also dark, I'm afraid you haven't gone to school, kid!If you don't have any culture, don't pretend, okay, aren't you misleading my son!

"Also, the meaning of husband singing and wife following is that when the husband goes to sing in KTV, the daughter-in-law will follow quietly."

"There is also this desire to change when you see a different sex, that is, when you see a beautiful opposite sex, you will want to move in and live with her."

The little girl scratched her head in confusion, do these idioms mean this?Why does it feel a little different from what I taught before!

"Uh... what is KTV?"

"Ahem, children, don't ask nonsense, that's not a place you can go."

Li Sizhuo coughed lightly twice and said, do KTVs exist in this era?Really advanced!

Prince: "..." You fucking senior fart!Do you believe it all yourself or is it something else, have you returned all the Chinese in elementary school to the physical education teacher!

Li Sizhuo's tricks made the crown prince a little bit unbearable, you are a good little girl, don't teach me wrong!If it is really not my own daughter, I will give up the treatment!
"There is also this contentment..."

"All right, all right, you don't need to teach me, what should you do!"

Seeing that Li Sizhuo seemed to be a bit addicted to teaching, Nezha hurried up and pulled him away. If he continued to teach him, it would be impossible to save him!

Nezha quickly took over Li Sizhuo's job and taught his sister idioms in person.

"Third brother, you are too earnest. He will hold grudges for a long time when you speak so strongly."

Nezha: "..." Where is my sharp gun?Today I have to let him know what it means to shoot into the dragon.

But the matter of the gun entering and exiting the dragon still needs to be let go. Before my sister has fully remembered it, I must correct it for her!
The little girl Li Sizhuo put her arms around Lan Yun and walked towards the house when she was done. Although Lan Yun is over 40 years old, her appearance has not changed at all, maybe it is because of cultivating immortals!It is getting more and more beautiful.

Two days later, Li Sizhuo walked out refreshed. Outside was Nezha who had been waiting for two days with a dark face. God knows how much effort he spent teaching his sister idioms, you really deserve to die!The key is how fucking long you are!I waited outside for you for two days and didn't even go to work, so I squatted here to sharpen my gun.

It's not good for the two of them to make a villain inside, so they just go in. Although he doesn't like Li Sizhuo, Lan Yun still has to give him face.

"Hey! Brother Nezha, good morning!"

Nezha's face darkened, it's your sister!It's noon!

"Hehe! It's early! Didn't you have breakfast! Didn't I come to bring you breakfast!"

"Breakfast! I'm a little hungry. What's for breakfast?"

"Eat me with a shot!!"

As he said that, Nezha took out his pointed gun and stabbed him.

Li Sizhuo: "???"

Fuck!What's the matter this morning, why are you so angry!

Speaking of which, Li Sizhuo pinched Nezha's fire-pointed gun with two fingers, and flicked Nezha lightly, and instantly stepped back several steps.

"So strong!"

"There's something wrong with you! I just came out and wanted to stab me. Let me tell you, I've always been the only one who stabs people. When can someone stab me? Do you fucking want to become cold lotus root slices?"

Could this kid be secretly in love with Lanyun?Otherwise, why would he come to stab me after I finished stabbing her? I'm afraid this kid has bad intentions!A brat with no hair is worthy of grabbing a woman with me?

Nezha looked at Li Sizhuo and also frowned slightly. Why is this kid so strong? I wanted to teach him a lesson, but it would be too embarrassing to stop now. Anyway, I have to make two tricks!
"Hmph! Look at my Hot Wheels!! Out!"

……

Nezha: "..." I am Hot Wheels!

At this moment, a flame shot up into the sky, and Li Zhenxian came to Nezha on a hot wheel.

The little girl scratched her head with an embarrassed smile.

"Sorry third brother, yesterday I took the Hot Wheels grilled chicken wings and forgot to return them."

Nezha: "..."

"Hmph! Huntian Aya comes out!"

"This! This!!"

The little girl hastily pulled out the Huntian Ling from her waist.

The corner of Nezha's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't need to summon the Qiankun circle now, because he knew that little girls like to play with the Qiankun circle as a hula hoop the most. Now he only has a pointed gun left in his hand. chant!

Li Sizhuo: "..." Old Tie, are you okay after all?
"Hmph! I'll let you off for a while today. If you dare to teach bad children again in the future, I will poke a hundred holes for you."

Speaking of which, Nezha picked up Li Zhenying and turned around and left. He couldn't beat him anyway, so he just found an excuse to leave. How the hell is this guy so strong? Did he grow up on hormones?
(End of this chapter)