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Chapter 33 The Boring Immortal Cultivator

Chapter 33 The Boring Immortal Cultivator

After Li Sizhuo's repeated research, he finally failed to find out that Monkey King's monkey hair is special. Maybe this monkey is not serious!

etc!It seems that I traveled through time to practice that sword move, but what the hell did I do! !I cheated and cheated, and even developed a set of subduing dragon sword techniques, but it seems that maybe I didn't practice swords!
never mind!Next time you have time to study it!

……

"I don't know what's going on with my mother recently. I've snatched so many magical artifacts, so I have to send some to her!"

Speaking of which, Li Sizhuo directly called his mother.

Don't think I'm just a sheep~

The intelligence of sheep is unimaginable~
No matter how high the sky is, the mood is as unrestrained~
Chasing the sun every day...

"Hey! Sizhuo, why did you think of calling me! I'm fine here, you don't have to worry about me! I've already practiced the second level of Qi training, and I can go down the mountain to practice after the fifth level of Qi training. Looking for you!"

Mom's voice came from the phone.

"Mom! Is it convenient for you? I got another batch of treasures this time. If it's convenient for you, I'll send them there right now!"

Ye Xingyun: "???"

By the way, why do you want to use it, baby?Is this serious?And how do you send it to me? Although I am still on the earth, I seem to be on an island in some unknown place!

"It's convenient, but how did you come here? I don't even know where I am!"

"Human body information transmission!!"

After saying that, Li Sizhuo appeared in Ye Xingyun's room.

The room is pink, with bunny stickers everywhere, a big Simmons bed with a Pikachu doll on it, and Ye Xingyun is holding the doll on the bed, putting on a mask and talking on the phone!

blah blah blah!

Seeing Li Sizhuo's sudden appearance, Ye Xingyun's phone dropped in shock. What is the reason for this? It's not a cult!Teleportation?

To be honest, Li Sizhuo was quite confused. Is this the so-called Daluo Palace?Are they so skilled?Sleeping with Simmons?And do immortal cultivators still need Pikachu dolls and facial masks?
To be honest, the image of the immortal cultivators in Li Sizhuo's mind still stays in the picture of a group of disciples wearing ancient costumes practicing swords in the open space. From his perception, don't the immortal cultivators live in a small bamboo house or something?Shouldn't it be the hard work of cultivating and retreating to absorb the aura of heaven and earth?This place is more luxurious than his, and there is even a computer in the bedroom.

And mom is at this age, still like this?Are the bunny stickers serious?mom!You are already forty!

Ye Xingyun pulled off the mask and widened his eyes.

"How did you get here!!"

Li Sizhuo also widened his eyes.

"Fuck!! Why are you so young!"

Li Sizhuo's eyeballs almost popped out when he saw his mother with a beautiful face, he's at least 20 years younger than that!He only saw this kind of mother when he was a child, and she didn't seem to be so beautiful, at least her skin wasn't so tender!Is this still my mother?How do you feel younger than me?
Facts have proved that his mother was really young when she was young!

"Aren't you talking nonsense! I have already cultivated immortality, so I must return to my youthful appearance! Is it possible to maintain a middle-aged appearance for the rest of my life! My master has given me a lot of elixir. If there is nothing unexpected about my appearance If so, I guess it will stay like this for the rest of my life!"

Ye Xingyun touched his shameful face and said.

She was already beautiful, but now that she has become an immortal, she is even more beautiful. There is no way that a natural beauty is so capricious!
"By the way! This is for you! It contains some magical medicines and medicines that I got. I can't use too many, so let me share some of them with you! With your current strength, most of them should be able to use them." Bar!"

As he spoke, Li Sizhuo took out a ring and handed it to Ye Xingyun.

Li Sizhuo bought a lot of things like storage rings and storage bags, and I will make one for Qin Shou in the future, but I won't give it to him now, lest he float away!

Ye Xingyun was slightly shocked when he saw the storage ring. When did her son become so promising? Could it be that he was taken away?

"Do you remember when was the last time you wet the bed as a child?"

Li Sizhuo: "..."

"Why do you keep mentioning that? It's all about my childhood. It's not uncommon for eight-year-olds to wet the bed. Besides, what happened to my bed-wetting! What happened to my bed-wetting! I wet my own bed, I'm proud Yet?"

Ye Xingyun: "..." This is definitely my own!
Ye Xingyun opened the storage ring and glanced at it, and immediately trembled, what the hell!What's in it!
Not to mention some magical medicines and medicines, these are still normal, are the boxes of grenades serious?There are also Gatling AK47s, pistol rifles and mortars, and even Li Yunlong's Italian guns have two. You have looted an arsenal!
There are also a lot of corpses of monsters inside, which are all painstakingly beaten by Li Sizhuo. He has tasted them, and the meat quality is very good. It has the effect of strengthening the body, which is definitely good for immortal cultivators. Li Sizhuo also filled her with a few vats, even if it was a pile, Li Sizhuo planned to pile it into a fairy for her!
At this time, Ye Xingyun suddenly found that the waste at home seemed to have become herself. She used to take care of her son, but now it's the other way around!

Ye Xingyun lived in a small villa with complete internal facilities, including a small gym, and a small medicine garden outside, which planted a piece of elixir that Ye Xingyun himself planted. Although it is for cultivation, it cannot It is derailed from the modern society, so they also have internet here, and the internet speed is extremely fast. Apart from a little less people, this place is actually quite good. This is the boring life of a cultivator!
It is a small island in itself, although it is not big, there is no problem at all to accommodate 8000 people, and their Daluo Palace currently only has about [-] people, so there is no problem with one person and one villa, but there is no real one person A villa is enough, but only true disciples are eligible to live in it. It is good for ordinary disciples to have a bungalow, but outer disciples can only live in apartments!
Mom usually rarely comes here, after all, immortal cultivators still pay attention to meditation, and there are formations outside the villa, and no one else can enter without her consent!

When he came to his mother, Li Sizhuo was already home, and Ge You was lying on the sofa, waiting for his mother to make spicy rabbit heads, that's right!It was the rabbit that ran into the big sprint in the Shrouding World!As a monster, Li Sizhuo felt that its taste must be very good!
The world of immortal cultivators is full of needles!With a villa and internet, isn't this the life he has been looking forward to!It made him want to join the fairy gate a little bit!

(End of this chapter)

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