What can you do if you travel through five seconds?

Chapter 260 Talking about business

Brother Hou has been thinking about how to learn from the scriptures every day, and whether he can beat the Bone Demon, if this is the case, if you go to trouble first and go around, the Tathagata Buddha can't come to him!
"By the way! Do you have a book about nuclear energy? I saw on the phone that the atomic bomb is very powerful. One can blow up a city. I plan to study it. When the time comes, I will make a nuclear bomb against the Tathagata. He won't mess with me. Forget it, if he dares to provoke me again, my old grandson will blow him up with a thousand pieces first, and give him a world nuclear level first."

Brother Hou lay at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and looked forward to the future. He must research this kind of thing.

Li Sizhuo: "..." Brother Monkey, your thinking is very dangerous!You haven't come out yet!Let’s keep our hands safe first. On the other hand, when things like nuclear bombs come out, you will quietly engage in them. If you start publicizing them now, you are afraid that you will be suppressed for another 500 years!
Speaking of which, Sun Wukong sighed again. Everything he said now is useless. He hasn’t gone out yet. Being pressed down at the bottom of the mountain has seriously affected his research progress. Otherwise, in 500 years, let alone making a few mobile phones, Even if it is an aircraft carrier, he should have built it!
Speaking of which, Brother Hou silently took out a cigarette. This is his homemade cigarette, and it tastes good. He likes to smoke this one when he is free.

Flipping through the books Li Sizhuo brought him, he began to study various circuit boards. His life is so boring, he can only occasionally study some gadgets and play with the land of mountain gods!But he longed for freedom! 500 years!A full 500 years! !

"500 years~

Sangtian～Changhai～
The stubborn stone is also covered with moss~~

covered with moss~

From 500 years
Sangtian ~ Canghai

The stubborn stone is also covered with moss~~

covered with moss~~
Only one heart is not dead~
Longing for freedom~~
Carefree~~
Even if it's wildfire

Even if it is covered with ice and snow~

Still have the same ambition~
Still have faith

......"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Don't you dare to sing! If you don't change your beliefs, my old grandson will be crushed to death. If you can be soft, you will be convinced!"

Li Sizhuo stopped singing, he is also touching the scene!It's just that I didn't expect to touch on Brother Hou's sad things, and what I said was also suppressed for 500 years, and I also accepted it!Anyway, Brother Hou doesn't have any principles. If it's easy to be soft, then he will accept it when he finds it. The key is that Tathagata doesn't pay attention to him!It's useless even if he takes it!
"That's fine! Brother Monkey, I'll sing you a better song!"

"Monkey Brother Monkey~
You are amazing~
The mountains of the five elements can't hold you down~

Jump out of a Sunwalker~
monkey brother monkey brother~

You are so rare~
Don't chant the curse~

no one changed~

The true colors of my grandson~
......"

Sun Wukong: "..." You kid can't sing, so you can't sing a few lines, why did you say something nasty!
My god, the five elements and mountains can't hold me down!Isn't it so stressful!At least you wait until I go out to sing!I am so amazing, am I not here to suppress it now!

And it's okay if you don't mention the magic spell, I almost forgot that I will wear the magic spell in the future, and if the magic spell is not recited, no one will change my old grandson's true color, go to hell!What is the curse for!Do you still worry about not reading it after wearing it?You kid actually picked something bad to say!

Although I know the plot, the curse will probably fall on him in the end. There is no way to make him a big change. No matter how obedient he is, he will have to arrange one for him to wear, and Journey to the West is not a trivial matter. If he doesn’t go Probably not, what a shame!
Li Sizhuo sang there again, the monkey brother who sang could not even read the book, and sang the most brilliant song when I was the most downhearted, you are sure you are not here to mock, this means that Monkey King is being suppressed, if this comes out , I have to let him see how amazing my old grandson is!

Li Sizhuo stopped singing when he saw that Brother Hou had no interest. He must have been depressed after being suppressed for so many years.

Speaking of which, Li Sizhuo took out two bottles of Moutai and a bag of peanuts, just like the so-called drunken solution, he happened to have a drink with Brother Hou and chat about future plans. Brother Hou is about to be released from prison, maybe he Brother Monkey will come out next time!So it is necessary to establish a good relationship in advance!
He poured wine for Brother Monkey, and took out some chicken feet and pig ears by the way, and had a good drink with Brother Monkey.

"That's right! Brother Monkey! You're under the mountain, and you don't even need the golden cudgel, why don't you give it to me!"

puff! !

Sun Wukong just took a sip of wine and spit it out, you really dare to ask for it!Want to exchange for a golden cudgel after a meal of peanuts?

"You kid wants to eat farts! My grandson only has that treasure, what can I use for you, my grandson! My grandson is being suppressed, not dead!"

The answer was as expected, Brother Monkey refused directly, but let's talk about business!You have to set a high price first, so that he will slowly accept it when it comes down bit by bit. Brother Monkey still has a lot of monkey hair to grab.

"Brother Monkey, you taught me how to use two hands, somersaulting clouds, 72 changes, you can't get rid of them if you keep them, you leave them to me, and I will carry them forward for you!"

Li Sizhuo and Brother Hou clinked glasses while drinking peanuts and talking.

"I knew you kid couldn't come to see me for nothing, you didn't take less of the flat peach golden elixir back then, didn't you! Listen to Brother Monkey's advice, don't be too greedy, you can't grasp these things!"

"Brother Monkey! We can't say that. As the saying goes, more skills don't overwhelm me. Only when I have more skills can I grasp more things!"

"Running around all day long is only for hunger, and when I am full, I think about clothes. I have enough food and clothing, and I miss Jiao'er's beautiful wife. I married a beautiful wife and gave birth to children. I hate having no land and few roots. The fertile land is so vast, and it is disgusting to go out. Little horses to ride. The mules and horses were detained in the trough, for fear of being bullied without an official position. The seventh-rank county magistrate is still too young, and wants to hang purple clothes in the court. The first-rank is the prime minister, and he wants to seize the emperor's foundation. The boy has no heart Snake Tunxiang! Have you heard the song of insufficiency!"

"Brother Monkey! Don't copy the poems of the Qing Dynasty, you monkeys of the Tang Dynasty. I didn't give you the book to make you hate me. Confucius once said that energy is conserved and exchanged at equal value. I gave you something, knowledge. But it's priceless, and you've already eaten half of the peanuts!"

Sun Wukong: "..." Why don't you fart!When did Confucius say this?God damn energy conservation equivalent exchange, your fucking plate of peanuts and 72 transformations are equivalent exchanges!What the hell if you use the Eighty-Nine Xuangong and the Nine-turn Xuangong or something, my old grandson might change it, who are you fooling with a plate of peanuts!
"Brother Monkey! The price can be negotiated, anyway, you are not at a disadvantage, how about I introduce a female monkey to you? You have nothing to do under the mountain, how about it! What materials do you need to print for me?" Phone, I'll do it for you! Rely on your parents at home and friends when you go out, if I don't help you, whoever will help you!"

(End of this chapter)