What can you do if you travel through five seconds?

Chapter 128 Uncle
"Really! What's so beautiful about Chang'e! My old grandson's Huaguo Mountain is beautiful!"

Sun Wukong said disdainfully.

Jiang Tianxi: "Actually, I also want to see Sister Chang'e! The fairies in Guanghan Palace are so beautiful! Then how beautiful Sister Chang'e must be!"

Jiang Tianxi looked yearning.

boom!
However, at this moment, there was only a bang, and Sun Wukong's somersaulting cloud collided with someone, and a cold beauty holding a rabbit flew out directly, and hit Li Sizhuo's body with a plop.

"Uh... sorry! My old grandson drank a little too much! I'm a little confused and didn't see it!"

Riding the clouds without drinking, drinking without driving the clouds, Monkey King is making a big fuss in the Heavenly Court, he can't do this kind of thing without drinking!And he not only drank, but also drank a lot. The most important thing is that he not only drank, but also overloaded and overspeeded. A cloud carrying three people directly knocked Fairy Chang'e into the air!
Li Sizhuo hugged Chang'e with a happy expression on his face, Brother Hou is indeed an old driver, he can drive!Hit a few more!I can take it!

Chang'e threw herself into Li Sizhuo's arms, while the rabbit flew out and landed in Jiang Tianxi's hands.

"Wow! (ω｀) is so awesome!!"

Jiang Tianxi was curious while holding the little rabbit.

Is this the legendary Daughter of Destiny!You can't follow what you say!Why do I not have this ability!

Li Sizhuo hugged Chang'e and looked at Jiang Tianxi enviously. This ability is too buggy!Luck can be so against the sky.

Snapped!
Chang'e slapped Li Sizhuo directly, wake you up!Just hug me, where are you going to touch me!

Chang'e's complexion is a bit ugly, who is it!Can you ride the clouds?It's so fucking out of the Mach ring, my cloud is smashed to pieces by me, how much have you drank!

Chang'e helped her small waist, which means that her body has recovered, otherwise she may have to go to the grave today next year!

After snatching the rabbit, Chang'e looked at Sun Wukong and wanted to swear a few words, but in the end she couldn't swear. After hearing about the smashed Yaochi, I went to the Lingxiao Palace again, and now it seems that the Lingxiao Palace can't be kept!
"Great Sage! Please be careful driving the clouds!"

Chang'e tried her best to put on a gentle posture and said.

"Yes yes yes! This time it is my old grandson who is reckless! Do you want to have a peach to suppress your shock?"

Said Monkey King took out a flat peach and handed it over.

"No need! Xiaoxian still has important things to do, so I won't accompany you for now. The Great Sage smashed Yaochi and made troubles in Lingxiao. Let's think about where we are going first!"

As she said that, Chang'e flew out of the somersault cloud directly holding the rabbit.

It can be seen that the somersault cloud is still very strong. Chang'e's cloud was smashed, but the somersault cloud is nothing.

Chang'e left, but Li Sizhuo's fragrance still lingered in Li Sizhuo's arms, but at this time Li Sizhuo didn't care about Chang'e anymore, Chang'e was just a bit more beautiful, but this Jiang Tianxi was a treasured girl!

Isn't this more fragrant than some Dragon Ball?Ready-made Wishing Girl!
"I said Tianxi! How old are you! Where do you live? Do you have a boyfriend! Look at how your brother is doing!"

Jiang Tianxi: "..."

"I said this uncle, can you stop acting so wanton and arrogant? It looks like a pervert!"

Li Sizhuo: "..." What does it mean to look perverted? Can the little girl speak?

"I'm only in my 20s, okay! You should call me brother! Am I that old? Are you an uncle?"

"But I'm only 16 years old! You look at least seven or eight years older than me!"

Li Sizhuo: "..."

Did I get so old before I knew it?I am no longer the boy I used to be. Could it be that this is the legendary half-middle-aged man! (╥ω╥`)
"My home is from Yunxian Island, uncle, where is your home, I will go and play with you when I have time!"

Jiang Tianxi reported her home address without any precautions, maybe she didn't need to be on guard, because with her luck, no one could hurt her at all, and she would be lucky if she was in the sect.

"Yunxian Island? Sounds familiar! Fuck! You are from Yunxian Island! We are from the same world!"

Li Sizhuo has been to Yunxian Island!He had delivered things for Li Buping, and there were many beautiful female cultivators there. Unexpectedly, this little girl was from Yunxian Island. Li Sizhuo thought she was a lucky person from another world like that Long Tao!I didn't expect that it was really a fellow!

"What! Uncle, have you heard of Yunxian Island?"

"Not only have I heard of it, I have also been there!"

Li Sizhuo's tears are not because of fellow countrymen, but because he is no longer the only time traveler on earth, and he may not be able to compare with the other party. Will she clear up my heresy when she surpasses me in strength? ah! (T ^ T)
Luck is the primary productive force, no matter how strong a person is without luck, it doesn't matter how strong he is, just like Li Sizhuo, if he is unlucky, he will be shot to death the first time he crosses, and there will be a fart after that, precisely because Luck has reduced the death rate to a minimum so that he can live until now, and strength also reduces this probability, but this probability can never be zero, but Jiang Tianxi is different, Li Sizhuo feels that her death probability may really be zero!
Li Sizhuo didn't have the confidence to kill Jiang Tianxi, so he could only develop her into one of his own, how to develop?Pick her up?Would it be a bit too animal, she is only 16 years old!
In fact, 16 years old is not too young!Twenty-eight years is a good time. If it doesn't work, just keep it for another two years. It doesn't matter if it's a beast or not. The main reason is that if I don't go, there will always be other beasts!Since they are all beasts, why can't I!How can ordinary beasts compare with me!I'm no more beast than a beast, eh!Saying this sounds so awkward, why do I have to compare with animals!
"Uncle! You smile so obscenely! It looks like a pervert!"

Li Sizhuo: "..."

"Don't call me uncle! Call me brother! I'm still a child!"

This must be changed, or else it will be a generation away!What a fart!
"Ahem! Me! My name is Li Sizhuo, I'm 25 years old, and I'm a tiger. I'm still single and have an old mother!"

"Little sister! Come find me when you are free! Brother will take you to see the goldfish. Our goldfish is so beautiful!"

Li Sizhuo said with a gentle face.

Jiang Tianxi: "..." Your gentle face is even more wretched!

Seeing Jiang Tianxi's disgusted face, Li Sizhuo was speechless. Is his way of picking up girls unfamiliar?Or his earth-shattering appearance doesn't work anymore, as expected, the aesthetics of children and adults are different!
Speaking of which, Li Sizhuo summoned the hamster number, since it is a child, let's coax it like a child!

"Little sister! Brother's cang promise to play with you, okay?"

After saying that, Li Sizhuo handed over the hamster number.

"Wow! What a cute Xiao Cangxu!!"

"However! Uncle, can you speak well, a very normal sentence, why can you say it so obscenely!"

Li Sizhuo: "..."

(End of this chapter)