I am going to live forever in the world of mortals

Chapter 13 How Much Do Beasts Deceit?Stop increasing laughter.

Chapter 13 How Much Do Beasts Deceit?Stop increasing laughter.

"Aren't you crazy?"

The old wolf stared at the green eyes, and said with a look of fear on his face: "Fairies are different, we are lucky that the master didn't kill us, and we still take the initiative to ask the immortals?"

"Why not?"

Master Li snorted softly with his eyes moving slightly, and said through gritted teeth: "It's just a fluke for our brothers to be able to drive smartly at this age.

If you don't have the opportunity to live for another three or twenty years, you will be willing to spend this life with your head and tail shrunk?

If one's spiritual wisdom is not developed, it's fine to live this life in a daze, and there is no pity.

But we have opened up our wisdom!
We are demons now, demons!
It doesn't matter to you, but I have to lean on your body to walk, even if you are willing to carry me for the rest of your life, I am not willing to let you carry me for the rest of your life!I can not be reconciled! ! "

"..."

The old wolf stared blankly at his good brother lying on his back. He had obviously been with him for many years, but now it was as if he was meeting him for the first time.

"Old wolf, this may be a chance."

Master Huo looked at it with his dark green eyes, and said, "The celestial master saw us, but he didn't intend to kill us. Maybe he doesn't know anything about monsters like me."

"..."

The old wolf was silent for a long time, and asked: "Then what if the expert has a different opinion? Wouldn't it be the same as sending us to death if we took the initiative to go over?"

"You saw it just now, the expert took a look at us, if his old man really has views of the sect, then we are dead just now..."

Master Li shook his head with a determined face, and said again: "We have no cultivation base, no heels, and to put it bluntly, we don't even have any experience. It's you and me who can meet this kind of immortal master who plays the world of mortals here. Good luck, even... even our brother's only chance in this life!"

"..."

The old wolf nodded without being entangled, and muttered: "You have been smarter than me since you were young, so listen to you."

"That's right~"

Master Li grinned and said: "This black light is blind, there is a deserted General Temple not far in front, maybe an expert will settle there~"

"go!"

"Don't worry, let's discuss how to say it first, and then I will teach you some etiquette in dealing with people, so as not to be rude in front of an expert."

"Listen to you…"

Under the moonlight, one wolf and one embarrassingly hook up together, or you discuss how to speak later, or wave your paws like a cramp to learn etiquette, the scene is very funny.

Xu Shi understood the discussion and learned the etiquette of 'handling things with others' well. Master Hao put his short forelimbs on the old wolf again, and the two monsters walked forward on six legs.

………………

Zhang Xiuyuan drove the horse, completely unaware that he had been mistaken for an 'immortal expert' by the two little demons.

When he saw a dilapidated General Temple not far away, he secretly sighed in his heart that he finally had a place to stay, so he rode his horse and rushed over.

Seeing that there was no one in the temple, and there were many holes in the roof, but there were many traces of firewood piles in the corners, he also secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

There are traces of firewood piles in this kind of place where there is no village and no shop behind. At least it can prove that many passers-by have stayed in this general temple before.

If there was no trace of a firewood pile, it would be abnormal, and he would not dare to spend the night here.

Zhang Xiuyuan got off the horse first, then picked up his junior sister, tied the horse next to a tree with lush grass and settled it down.

The two brothers and sisters had lived in the wild for two days, and they had a tacit understanding. They picked up some hay and dead wood beside the temple and brought them to the General Temple.

A fire baked naan to fill the stomach.

A place to pack up and sleep.

Zhang Xiuyuan saw his junior sister tidy up the sleeping place, sat beside him, and handed her a baked naan, "Let's just eat some."

"Brother, when I was young, I fantasized about living such an unfettered life with you."

Zhang Miaoshan gnawed on the dry naan, and muttered with her small mouth open: "I really live this kind of life, why do I feel uneasy? Is it because my heart has changed when I grow up?"

"..."

Zhang Xiuyuan was silent...

This is the same as how a little girl who wets the bed at the age of three will be spanked, but at the age of 20 may be praised for bedwetting. Different ages do the same thing, and the feelings and feedback will be different.

"It's not that you grow up, or that you change, but that your state of mind and the environment you live in have changed."

He shook his head and said casually: "People have seven emotions and six desires, and they are complex and contradictory individuals. The same bowl of rice tastes good when you are happy, but it may be difficult to swallow when you are sad. It is the same reason."

"Oh~"

Zhang Miaoshan nodded thoughtfully, showing that although he didn't understand, he still felt quite powerful.

Zhang Xiuyuan didn't care too much, just said: "Eat well."

In the dilapidated General Temple, firewood piles crackled and danced with sparks, and the moonlight sprinkled specks of white from the holes in the roof.

The two senior brothers and sisters finished eating the dry naan...

Zhang Miaoshan had no intention of going to sleep after eating, wiped her small mouth and said with a charming smile: "Brother, tell me a story."

Zhang Xiuyuan glanced at her when he heard the words, and added some firewood, "What story are you telling at night, go to bed quickly."

"I can't sleep, senior brother, why don't you tell me~"

"Don't tell..."

"Tell me~"

Zhang Miaoshan moved to his side, pulled the hem of his clothes with puckered mouth, and muttered with aggrieved expression: "Miaoshan couldn't sleep before, senior brother often told people stories."

"..."

Seeing this, Zhang Xiuyuan couldn't help laughing, and nodded helplessly.

He pondered for a while thinking about what story to tell, and suddenly remembered the wolf howling he heard on the road before, so he had an idea, and said, "Let me tell you a story about wolves~"

"Good good!"

Zhang Miaoshan clapped her little hands and applauded, seeing that her senior brother was about to speak, she hurriedly sat down obediently with her little hands in her mouth.

"A butcher came home late, and the meat in his burden had been sold out, only the bones were left. Unexpectedly, he met two wolves on the way home, and the two wolves followed him for a long distance... ..."

Not far from the temple…

One wolf and one embarrassing hooked up together, and seeing the general temple with faint fire, the two hairy faces showed a bit of human joy.

"Grandfather..."

The old wolf looked back at his old partner, and asked: "The master has really settled in this temple. Let's just bow down to show our sincerity in the past?"

"It's not right..."

Lord Hao shook his head, and replied: "The horse is tied in front of the temple, let's go there like this. If we are surprised, the horse will not be beautiful."

"What should I do?"

"Let's go around and enter the temple from the back..."

One wolf and one wolf looked at each other after making up their minds, and then tiptoed on six legs and walked gently around the back of the General Temple. It didn't look like a wolf and a wolf, but like a mouse stealing sesame oil, which was very funny.

In the Temple of the General…

Zhang Xiuyuan leisurely recounted the story of "Three Wolves" in his previous life, "After a while, one wolf left straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front like a dog.

After a long time, it seemed that the wolf's eyes were closed, and he looked very relaxed, as if he was sleeping.

Naturally, the butcher would not miss this opportunity, and suddenly jumped up and chopped the wolf's head with a knife, and then killed the wolf with a few knives.

Seeing that the wolf was dead, the butcher was about to go home. He turned to the back of the firewood pile to look, but unexpectedly found another wolf was digging a hole in the firewood, trying to enter through the passage...

Only then did he understand why the wolf in front pretended to be sleeping. It turned out that it was using this method to lure himself and let the wolf behind him attack from behind...

The butcher saw that the wolf had got half of the body, only the buttocks and tail exposed.So he kept on doing two things, cut off the wolf's thigh from behind, and killed the wolf that made the hole. "

"Brother, these two wolves are too stupid~"

Zhang Miaoshan said with a smile: "They thought they were smart and wanted to sneak up on people from behind, but they died instantly."

Zhang Xiuyuan just smiled when he heard the words, and sighed: "How can animals be deceitful? Stop laughing."

At this time, behind the Temple of the General...

The wolf and the embarrassment who had just come over heard the conversation between the two senior brothers and sisters, as if they had been immobilized, they stopped in place, their two hairy faces were full of horror.

A breeze blew, the leaves rustled, and they didn't even have the courage to back out of the Temple of the General.

"..."

Zhang Xiuyuan sighed habitually when he heard the sound of the wind blowing the grass and trees, and said to the outside world: "Pin Dao just happened to pass by Guibao Land, and he didn't mean to offend."

As soon as the words fell, two wailing sounds like dogs barking suddenly came from behind the General Temple...

"Shangxian spare your life!!"

"Shangxian, please spare me!!"

Zhang Xiuyuan: "?????"

Zhang Miaoshan: "?????"

(End of this chapter)

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