I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 335 The little Taoist priest is a good knife!

After the Vajra King Buddha left the Buddhist gate, he went straight to the purple bamboo forest without even looking at the Main Hall. Behind him, the demon world slowly enveloped the Main Hall until it disappeared. After the disappearance of the Main Hall, the luck of the entire Buddhism dropped rapidly and dried up soon after.

The power of faith from all over the world turns into an ownerless thing that keeps hovering in the sky in the west, like a tadpole that can't find its mother.

Ji Bofu looked at the disappeared Buddhist gate and the powerful Vajra Buddha coming straight to the purple bamboo forest. No, it was the Vajra King Buddha with a confused look on his face.

He doesn't understand.

He doesn't understand either.

But he was deeply shaken.

Can anyone tell me how the Powerful Vajra Buddha ascended to the sky from the first stage of Daluo to the fourth stage of Daluo?

He thought that the vest had been destroyed by someone, but after sensing it, the vest was still under his control. However, with the cultivation of Vajra King Buddha and his promotion to the fourth realm, he could no longer be as good as before. Control everything about Vajra King Buddha.

This does not mean that Vajra King Buddha is out of his control. In fact, he can still control the life and death of Vajra King Buddha, but he can no longer see through the thoughts of Vajra King Buddha. This is a conflict of personalities. , even if Vajra King Buddha is his vest, it cannot be avoided.

Taoist Cihang noticed Ji Bofu's ugly expression and comforted him: "Although I don't know how Vajra King Buddha became the fourth realm, the vest is the vest, and the vest will never escape the control of the deity. This is the law. "

"Besides, Vajra King Buddha is not someone else. He is one and the same with you. He is a reflection of a certain personality deep in your heart. In other words, he is also you. It's just that our two personalities and ways of dealing with others are different."

Ji Bofu put his tongue against his back molars and said, "I know, I'm not worried about this. I'm just thinking about some other shortcut that Vajra King Buddha took to reach the fourth realm."

Taoist Cihang suddenly realized: "Are you afraid that Vajra King Buddha will be trapped in the fourth realm and never have a chance to move forward?"

"No!"

Ji Bofu slapped his thigh fiercely and said fiercely: "I actually want to ask why he has such a good way but didn't tell me. I am obviously the one in charge, and this good way should be promoted. , no matter what happens, you have to get his true self."

"Eating alone will cause public outrage!!"

Taoist Cihang looked at the hand on her thigh with an expressionless face. The itching caused by the gentle rubbing with her big hand made the corners of her eyes tremble slightly. The burning pain and itching combined to form a strange feeling.

Of course, she didn't need to look to know that her thigh was already red, with a clear slap mark on it.

Ji Bofu suddenly felt a chill. After looking around, his eyes fell on Taoist Cihang. He gently squeezed Taoist Cihang with his big hand and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you?"

Taoist Cihang's face was expressionless, but the aura behind his head became more and more holy. "If you don't take your hand away, I will chop it off!!"

brush~

Ji Bofu suddenly withdrew his hand, stood up and walked out immediately, waving with a warm smile on his face: "King Kong, King Kong, I'm here, King Kong, tell me about the time since you left the world." It’s been a long time since we last met, why didn’t you even tell me when you came back to Honghuang, so I could set a table for you?”

Vajra King Buddha was confused by Ji Bofu's enthusiastic attitude, and allowed Ji Bofu to pull him to the hot spring deep in the purple bamboo forest.

Ji Bofu said enthusiastically: "King Kong, look at you, how long have we been separated and you are already in the fourth realm? This makes me so envious. When can I reach the fourth realm? "

How long have we not seen each other just now? How long will we be separated now?

Man, your name is Eel Bian!

Vajra King Buddha sat down minding his own business, rolled his eyes at Ji Bofu and said, "The poor monk is in the fourth realm, so aren't you the fourth realm? Why are you pretending to be here?"

"King Kong, monks can't curse!"

Ji Bofu looked coldly at him and criticized Vajra King Buddha with sharp words.

Vajra King Buddha shrugged and said: "I'm sorry, now the poor monk is the one who talks about Buddhism. When the poor monk rebuilds Buddhism and adds a Buddhist precept, the Buddhist precepts will have no effect on the Lord Buddha!"

Ji Bofu gave a thumbs up: "You are awesome!"

The Vajra King Buddha closed his eyes and the speechless Taoist Cihang asked: "Have you made Master Guanyin angry again?"

Ji Bofu waved his hand and said, "Let's not talk about those bad things. It's the end of the month, so she should be angry these days."

Taoist Cihang: "???"

Vajra King Buddha: "!!!"

Awesome, I am really awesome, I really like to dance ballet on other people’s bottom line!

Ji Bofu didn't realize that he just felt a little cold again. He tightened his Taoist robe and asked, "So, why did you come to Zizhulin this time?"

Vajra King Buddha said seriously: "The poor monk came here to ask for something."

Ji Bofu took out the Lingshan Mountain from the red hydrangea and placed it on the ground: "Is it the Lingshan Mountain?"

Vajra King Buddha said in surprise: "How do you know?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he knew that he had asked the wrong question, and then he saw the look in Ji Bofu's eyes like he was looking at a fool. He sneered and said: "Recently, my cultivation level has risen a bit too fast, and my brain has not been able to keep up. Don't blame me for that. !”

Ji Bofu said quietly: "So I am stupid in your mind?"

The embarrassment on Vajra King Buddha's face disappeared and he smiled without saying a word.

Ji Bofu's face turned darker, he stood up and kicked the shrunken Lingshan Mountain with a loud bang, causing Taoist Cihang to open his moist eyes and look at him.

Ji Bofu pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Lingshan can give it to you, but I have a request!"

Vajra King Buddha was extremely majestic: “You can mention anything you want!”

Ji Bofu pointed at Cihang and said: "Although Cihang has recovered now, he is still like an endless tree. Therefore, when you establish Mahayana Buddhism, you want Guanyin Bodhisattva to be the head of the bodhisattvas and lead all the bodhisattvas to establish the root."

The moisture in Taoist Cihang's eyes almost overflowed.

So the poor monk is also a part of your play?

No, the poor monk is Ji Bofu, and Ji Bofu is the poor monk, so I am also a part of the play between myself and others?

So, am I playing someone else, or am I being played by someone else?

Vajra King Buddha noticed the threat in Ji Bofu's eyes and said seriously: "This is natural, there is no need to say anything about this!!"

Ji Bofu finally looked at Vajra King Buddha steadily and asked: "So are you really okay?"

Vajra King Buddha frowned slightly: "Don't you know if something happened to this poor monk?"

Ji Bofu looked directly into the Buddha's pupils of Vajra King Buddha: "I can't see through your thoughts since you were promoted to the fourth realm. Although everything else is the same as before, I feel very uncomfortable when I can't see through your thoughts." Vajra King Buddha rubbed his eyebrows: "You really want to see through the poor monk's thoughts?"

Ji Bofu put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky and said melancholy: "I don't worry about other people, but you are a thorn in my heart. I know myself best, so you will definitely cheat me. This kind of evil makes me sad." There’s never a shortage.”

"If you are too idle, practice more and attain Daluo as soon as possible!!"

King Kong Buddha was too lazy to talk to Ji Bofu who was having a fit. He rolled his eyes at him and picked up the miniature spiritual mountain on the ground to leave. When he was about to leave Ji Bofu's sight, he suddenly turned around and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Ji Bofu was indifferent, whether it hurt or not, the Riddler who didn't speak clearly would die to Master Dao! !

"Does it hurt? Are you sick?"

"Oh, I just want to remind you, your feet are bleeding!"

Vajra King Buddha pointed at Ji Bofu's right foot that just kicked Lingshan and disappeared into a wisp of smoke.

Ji Bofu looked down at his right foot, then stepped on the thumb of his right foot with his left foot. With a click, the broken thumb recovered, and the flowing blood flowed back into the toes.

Turning to look at Taoist Cihang, he found that Taoist Cihang was looking at his injured thumb intently, pretending to be relaxed and said: "It's nothing, I didn't expect Lingshan to be so hard."

The water vapor in Taoist Cihang's eyes almost overflowed, and Runren was panicking. She said softly: "Didn't I tell you that I had a big business before? Your cultivation level was too low at that time, and Vajra King Buddha was still there." It’s just that the first level can’t help much, and now Vajra King Buddha is in the fourth level, so that big business can already be done.”

Ji Bofu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then let's go now?"

Taoist Cihang shook his head lightly and said, "Let's wait for a while. Pindao needs to wait for a suitable time."

Ji Bofu slowly walked to Taoist Cihang who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, gently caressed the three thousand black hair and said: "Cihang, you are so kind!"

Taoist Cihang lowered his head and said softly: "Pin Dao is your protector, as it should be!"

Taoist Cihang lowered his head with a cold expression on his face. "Little Taoist priest, if you dare to tease a poor Taoist, you will suffer a big loss this time!" !

Ji Bofu had a smile on his lips, and glanced at Taoist Cihang, his heart calming. In this case, the slap should be over, right?

One hundred years later, the Buddha's light flourished throughout the western land. A tall Buddha stood in the west. The golden body of the Buddha was filled with the power of a dragon and elephant, evolving into boundless visions. Every inch of his body was a Buddhist kingdom. Countless believers in the Buddhist kingdom chanted By reciting the Diamond Sutra, the meaning of Vajra quickly covers the entire western land, and the word Vajra is firmly engraved in the western world.

"The poor monk is Vajra King Buddha. Today, Mahayana Buddhism is established based on Lingshan Mountain!!"

The vast sound of Buddha spread throughout the world, and the word "King Kong" appeared in the hearts of countless Buddhists. Buddhists knelt down and kowtowed to the western land to offer their most devout beliefs.

Lingshan rapidly expanded and fell on the ground, and a majestic palace appeared on Lingshan. Everything was the same as the previous Buddhism, but everything changed inside.

The World Honored One who used to sit on the golden lotus was Tathagata Buddha, and now the World Honored One who sits on the golden lotus is Vajra King Buddha.

From this day on, Mahayana Buddhism officially appeared in the eyes of all the major forces, and Vajra King Buddha also came into the eyes of the great powers. Everyone wanted to see what the Lord of Mahayana Buddhism would do in the first step, but But I never thought that Vajra King Buddha would go dormant after establishing Mahayana Buddhism, and the reason announced to the outside world was to retreat.

The sudden commotion broke many people's waists.

The first step for anyone to establish power is to show off their muscles. Unexpectedly, the leader of Mahayana Buddhism just went dormant, as if he was just a normal person. This made many people already respond and take precautions against Mahayana Buddhism. The power felt like a punch on the cotton.

Yaochi.

A ray of golden light came with the wind, and the Jade Emperor laughed and said: "The distinguished guest is here to drink three big whites!"

The illusory figure of the Taoist Jie Yin directly threw a small bag to the Jade Emperor and disappeared. The Jade Emperor didn't care, he opened the small bag and looked at the massive resources in the small bag, and his eyes narrowed with laughter.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Cool!"

"It's not enough to plot against one family, but to take advantage of three families, it's really a conspiracy. This time, I really got a lot of money."

The Jade Emperor put away the bag with a smile and called Taibai at the door of Yaochi to come and drink with him. Taibai sat down opposite the Jade Emperor without any courtesy and picked up a glass of wine to drink with the Jade Emperor. After drinking a glass, he asked curiously Said: "Your Majesty, if Lord Hongmeng knows about this matter, will he feel unhappy?"

The Jade Emperor drank the wine in the cup with a happy face, and after tutting his tongue, he said: "What does he have to be angry about? I planned a vest for him, and I also helped him sit on the position of the Buddha's World Honored One. From then on, On the surface, he can be on an equal footing with the talkers of all the major forces, so what else is he dissatisfied with?"

"Throughout the entire prehistoric period, who has such good luck as this kid? He is still a Taiyi Golden Immortal but he has a vest of the fourth realm, and this vest of the fourth realm is also the leader of a big force."

"He is not willing to do such a good thing, but some people are willing to do it. If this kind of thing about reaching the sky in one step is leaked, the people who want to find me may be able to break through the heaven."

"This matter is undoubtedly a good thing." Taibai affirmed the Jade Emperor's decision with a smile, and then asked with a slight hesitation: "But the master of Buddhism is not so easy to sit down. Many Buddhas have their own properties. Moreover, the Buddhas in Buddhism are basically other people’s people, and Buddhism has become a sieve. Can Taoist Hongmeng sort it out clearly?"

The Jade Emperor waved his hands carelessly and said: "Taibai, you don't care about so many things, but you have already promoted him to the position of the leader of Buddhism. Is it possible that I still want to be like an old mother and remove the thorns of Buddhism from me?" Remove all the thorns and let him hold them?"

"Jie Yin Taoist Brother wants to pull the carriage of Buddhism that has gone astray back to the right track, so for the future of Western religions and for themselves, he will definitely help the little Taoist priest to secure his position as the master of Buddhism. seat."

Taibai continued to compliment him: "I still have something unclear. Could you please clarify it?"

The Jade Emperor drunkenly said with hazy eyes: "Tell me, I will answer your questions together."

Taibai asked: "Your Majesty, why is this person Hongmeng Daojun?"

The Jade Emperor stretched out his hand and tapped Taibai and said: "Taibai, Taibai, don't pretend to be confused with me. How deep the background of the little Taoist priest is. Let's not mention the Taoist sect for now, but I think if something really happens, Lingbao Tianzun will definitely stand by. Behind his back, our Heavenly Court also has a close relationship with him, not to mention the demon clan. We can’t wait to enshrine the little Taoist priest. If the little Taoist priest opens his mouth to join Buddhism, I’m afraid he will be the ten princes of fellow Taoist Emperor Jun. Their status must also be lower than that of the little Taoist priests."

"And the most important thing is that the little Taoist priest's master is buried in a place where the burial place has nothing to do with any force in the ancient world or even in all the worlds. Therefore, the little Taoist priest can logically do whatever he wants without worrying about any favors. Relationship bondage.”

"If you want to bring Buddhism back on track, you must choose someone with a good background and a strong background, but who will not be bound by human feelings at critical moments."

"You can do the math on your fingers. Is there anyone in the whole world who is more suitable than the little Taoist priest?"

"The little Taoist priest has a deep relationship, but it is the forces that seek the little Taoist priest. The little Taoist priest himself never owes those forces anything, so he is not afraid of being manipulated at all."

"Such a good knife, the only one in the world!!"

The Jade Emperor said he was happy, picked up a jar of wine, and poured tons of wine into his mouth.

Taibai looked at the two hands holding the cup and smiled with squinted eyes. Did he not know the inside story?

Of course he knows, many things are handled by his hands, how could he not know.

But as a qualified minister, you must act as a supporter at the critical moment. Otherwise, what should the monarch do if he wants to show off?

Why didn't the Jade Emperor drink with other people, why did he only drink with him?

Insight into worldly matters is knowledge, and understanding of human feelings is knowledge!

(End of this chapter)