I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 332: Great head, who will take it? !

Taoist Cihang sighed slightly in his heart and reminded in a low voice: "The essence of Lingshan is a branch of Mount Sumeru, so it already has the essence of Daluo. In addition, since the opening of Buddhism, it has been continuously washed away by the power of faith. Its personality has already been Not inferior to Da Luo in the fifth realm."

"So it is basically impossible for you to lift Lingshan away, even if you add Pindao, unless you can really call a fifth-level powerful person to help, and this fifth-level powerful person must be Baptism The kind that has been in the fifth realm for a long time, the ordinary fifth realm Daluo may not be able to move this spiritual mountain."

Ji Bofu looked sideways and said in surprise: "Is it so fierce?"

Taoist Cihang said coquettishly: "What do you think the Taoist temple is? Lingshan Mountain is to Buddhism what Yuxu Palace is to the interpretation of Buddhism."

Ji Bofu scratched his head and said, "Shouldn't it be Kunlun Mountain?"

Taoist Cihang couldn't help rolling his eyes and said: "You really think that Kunlun Mountain belongs to our Chanjiao family. Kunlun Mountain is divided into East Kunlun and West Kunlun. East Kunlun belongs to the Sanqing Dynasty, and West Kunlun belongs to the Queen Mother of the West."

Ji Bofu raised the red hydrangea in his hand, blew on it gently, and said softly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, if you hear me, please answer!"

The red hydrangea bloomed slightly, and a voice sounded like a clear spring in a mountain stream, "What? Do you have anything to do with me?"

Ji Bofu's face was filled with joy and he said: "Your Majesty, I want to move Lingshan away, please help me."

Nuwa, who was fighting in the era of disorder, looked down the river of time in amazement, and saw Ji Bofu standing in the main hall with a smile in her eyes.

"The little Taoist priest is really too high in the sky. Who would move someone else's dojo away just because they disagree?"

Even though she has experienced many complicated things, this is the first time she has heard about the door-to-door debt collection and moving of someone's dojo. Logically speaking, shouldn't this kind of thing be about owing a contract and striving for greater benefits?

"Little Taoist, are you sure you don't sign a contract with Buddhism? Even if Buddhism cannot repay it in the current era, you will definitely transfer more in the next era."

Ji Bofu shook his head like a rattle: "The most important thing is to get it into your mouth. Who knows who will be in power in Buddhism in the next era? When the time comes, you will definitely have to fight for money. The most important thing is that I must be promoted to a university as soon as possible." Luo, if we wait until next time the day lilies are cold."

Nuwa heard that Ji Bofu was so eager to be a great man in this life. Although she didn't say anything, she was very satisfied in her heart. "In that case, I will help you move Lingshan."

The red hydrangea bloomed with boundless red light, and the red silk wrapped the entire Lingshan. In the shocked eyes of Mahavatar and many Bodhisattvas, the Lingshan quickly shrank and disappeared into the red hydrangea.

"To be killed!!"

The Buddhist destiny exploded suddenly. A Buddha bathed in the Buddha's light walked out of the Buddhist destiny. His big hands seemed to be blocking out the sky and the sun. Ji Bofu's heart palpitated as he looked at the big hands that covered the sky and the sun. The vast power of destiny Blocking all time and space and suppressing the surrounding area of ​​Lingshan, Ji Bofu felt like he was the grandson monkey in the hands of Tathagata Buddha.

Taoist Cihang's feet moved slightly to protect Ji Bo Fu behind him. Although she had no choice in the face of Buddhist luck, even if she died, she had to die in front of Ji Bo Fu, otherwise she would have no hope of recovery. The burial owner would definitely break her consciousness so that she would never have the slightest hope of leaving the burial place.

Ji Bofu had an arrogant look on his face, with his hands behind his back. Although his heart palpitated in the face of Buddhist luck, it was just the discomfort of low-level beings seeing high-level beings being suppressed, but he was not afraid in his heart.

Because Nuwa was divine, he unconditionally believed that Nuwa was divine.

In his heart, Nuwa Divine has always been one of the people who stand at the top of the world. Even after learning that Pangu existed in the prehistoric times, he once doubted that Nuwa Divine was Pangu.

Needless to say, Nuwa's divine strength is undeniable. Not to mention that today is just Buddhism. He is not afraid even if it is a Western religion. He unconditionally believes that Nuwa is divine.

Full of girlfriend power, the soft rice tastes so good!

"presumptuous!"

Nuwa's phoenix eyes were full of anger after seeing the Buddhist luck. The red hydrangea shook away the Buddhist luck with a slight shake. Two lines of blood and tears flowed out of the Buddha's eyes and turned into nothingness.

boom! !

The main hall fell from the sky and hit the ground with a loud roar. The significance of this sound is huge and an epoch-making milestone.

The eyes of the great Luo people in the post-Journey to the West era were about to pop out. The Jade Emperor who was drinking tea spurted out a sip of tea. He didn't even bother to wipe the tea on his chest and quickly began to deduce the cause and effect.

He didn't see Ji Bofu going to ask for the account, but he was not blind, and anyone could see that Lingshan was gone.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the little Taoist priest is so cruel, he really knows how to play!!"

After a while, the Jade Emperor knew the ins and outs of the matter, and connected them together with the series of events in which Xuanyuan beheaded Shiva and later the burial master came to Zixiao Palace in person.

"It's reasonable, it's so reasonable!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"It seems that the Western religion will really have a headache in the future. Without Zhunti Taoist priests, they will be pressed on the head and beaten in the era of disorder. As a result, the subordinate subsidiary Buddhism will also be robbed of the dojo. It is really miserable!!"

The Jade Emperor was so happy that he couldn't wait to watch this wonderful show.

"Ji Bo Fu!!!"

Da Zizaitian reacted instantly after being shocked, and the roar spread throughout the ancient world. The anger, shock and traces of panic in it made all living beings in the ancient world hear it.

Uncle Ji took out his ears with his little finger, flicked the non-existent earwax on the ground in front of the furious Da Zi Zai Tian and said: "Why are you shouting so loudly? The Taoist Master is not in the world in front of you. "

"Besides, will it help if you shout so loudly?"

"You admitted in person that I can move Lingshan as long as Master Dao, are you not ready to admit it?"

In the great weather, he was panting like an ox, his seven orifices were spitting out fire, and the three-foot-long Samadhi True Fire made Ji Bofu look at it for a moment.

"They say you're so angry that you're smoking, but you're so angry that you're on fire!"

Ji Bofu pointed at Da Zi Zai Tian, ​​turned to Taoist Cihang and said, "How can this man really breathe fire from his seven orifices? Are his eyeballs dry?"

The corners of Taoist Cihang's mouth twitched. The little Taoist's mouth was really too poisonous.

Da Zi Zaitian's face was ferocious, and his voice was squeezed from his throat: "Ji Bofu, I guarantee that you will die miserably."

Ji Bofu smiled very brightly: "Look, he's in a hurry!"

He spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "You were the one who called me to do business in the first place. Later, you didn't want to admit the debt after Master Dao finished the work. It was you who wanted to get rid of Master Dao in advance. You just promised that if Master Dao could move out, You were the one who asked Master Dao to move away in Lingshan, and you are the one who is anxious now."

"You did everything, but now you don't admit it. How come there is such a shameless person like you in the world?"

"Besides, there are many people who want to kill Dao Master. Who do you think is the best?"

"Let me tell you this, even if Taoist master is killed by others in the future, it won't be your turn to whip the corpse."

"When you come out to hang out, you have to talk about power and background. If you want to kill the Taoist master, who do you think you are?"

After Ji Bofu's unscrupulous mockery, he turned around and left the Main Hall with the red hydrangea in his hand. No matter how much Da Zizai Tian roared, he never looked back.

It's just a black glove that doesn't look good on the table. Even looking at him is dirtying your eyes.

If Da Zi Zai Tian chases him out and fights him to death, he can still look up to Da Zi Zai Tian. What does it matter if he is just hiding in the Main Hall and roaring now?

Just incompetent and furious.

In the era of disorder, the Taoist priest in Mount Xumi also knew what was happening in Buddhism. Due to the divine intervention of Nuwa, he could only sit on Mount Xumi.

It's not that you can't beat him, you won't know until you hit him hard, but what will the Western Church do if he takes action?

Once a fight breaks out, he will definitely have no time to look after the Western Sect. Although there are experts in the Western Sect, they cannot stop the bandit Styx. In recent years, Styx has cooperated with the Queen Mother of the West and a certain Ancestral Witch of Water who did not want to be named to become a bandit. It's not like he didn't know.

The Styx man will definitely blame the Western religion for the fact that the Great Zi Zai Tian plotted against Shiva so that Shiva was beheaded by Xuanyuan. He cannot afford to take this risk.

Nuwa took a sacred look at the silent Western religion and snorted: "What a waste!"

Taoist Jie Yin's expression became even more miserable.

A certain big universe in all the heavens and worlds.

boom! !

A majestic Buddha smashed the entire universe into pieces with one slap, and the Tathagata dressed in Taoist robes, no, the figure of Taoist Duobao emerged from the ruins.

Taoist Duobao was dressed in a gray-white Taoist robe, with three thousand black hair hanging casually on the back of his head. Although his face was pale, his eyes were still bright, but the dazzling blood stains on the Taoist robe showed that his life was not easy now.

Buzz~buzz~buzz~

Buddha's light rose up one after another, and a total of four Buddhas, including the Buddha who had previously slapped the universe to pieces, trapped Taoist Duobao firmly in it. The Buddha's light bursting out from the huge Buddha's golden body illuminated the boundary sea. Like daylight, the ruins of the great universe in the boundary sea are clearly visible.

Taoist Master Duobao has become a stranger but his magnanimity remains undiminished: "Ksitigarbha, Medicine Master Buddha, and the Three Worlds Buddha."

When he looked at the Buddha behind him, he was a little surprised and mocked: "How come Fellow Bodhi is also a Buddha?"

The light of the Buddha disappeared, and Ksitigarbha, Medicine Buddha, the Third Buddha, and Patriarch Bodhi all appeared in their true form. Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said: "I am a fellow practitioner of the three religions of Taoism and Confucianism. I am quite proficient in the scriptures of Confucianism and Taoism. Isn’t it reasonable to cultivate a Buddha body?”

"Reasonable, reasonable!"

Taoist Duobao turned to look at Medicine Buddha and said, "Why, the incarnation of Maitreya Buddha has been found? Do you have the guts to come to Pindao?"

Medicine Buddha kept frowning, and his eyes when he looked at Taoist Duobao were full of pain: "Duobao, I thought that you and I would become a good story in the future. I also always thought that you were sincere in opening up the world." As a Buddhist, I never thought you were a traitor." The Third Buddha stepped forward and said angrily: "Young man, what you have hidden is really good. Three years and three years, your heart must have been in these years. So proud!!”

Taoist Duobao waved his index finger from side to side to Medicine Buddha and said in denial: "First of all, it is impossible for Pindao and you to have a good relationship. Secondly, Pindao is not a traitor at all."

"From the moment Pindao opened up Buddhism, Pindao knew that one day Pindao would destroy Buddhism with his own hands."

"You really think that the poor Taoist has lost his mind. We Jiejiao lost the battle of the gods, but the people we Jiejiao taught are not dead. You really think that the poor Taoist has eaten enough and has nothing to do and went to your Western religion. ?”

"Pindao's purpose from beginning to end in going to the West to teach was to gain the trust of Jie Yin and Zhunti to open up Buddhism."

He then shifted his gaze to the third Buddha Hengju: "Pindao will answer your question again. First of all, Pindao has never hidden it, because Pindao is really determined to lead Buddhism to become a great religion comparable to Taoism. Only in this way can Pindao Only when Tao destroys him with his own hands will you Westerners feel even more distressed."

Taoist Duobao was so angry that he swallowed thousands of miles like a tiger, he opened his arms as if he embraced the whole world in his arms, and said boldly: "I am the pioneer of Buddhism, and now I am also the gravedigger of Buddhism!!!"

"Ugh!"

Ksitigarbha, who was wearing a moon-white monk's robe, sighed and said, "Fellow Taoist Duobao, why are you doing this?"

"Why bother?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Taoist Duobao laughed so much that he shed tears: "You ask Pindao why it's so painful? Pindao just wants to let you have a taste of this painful feeling. Pindao made up his mind when he took Yingyin and Zhunti to bully me. Let the two of them have a taste of this.”

"Do you know what it feels like for Pindao, as the senior brother of Jiejiao, to betray Jiejiao?"

"The looks in Pindao's eyes when he looked at Pindao were heartbreaking. The disappointed looks in Pindao's eyes and the curses from Pindao's direct disciples, all these things echoed in Pindao's mind all the time. "

"Pindao's Duobao Shen was still in Biyou Palace in the past era. Whenever a Jiejiao disciple looked at Duobao Shen with a strange look, Pindao's desire for revenge would be stronger."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Now Pindao has finally achieved the goal he set."

Taoist Duobao asked with a smile: "So, are you in pain?"

The Third Buddha said coldly: "It doesn't hurt!"

Medicine Buddha shook his head and said, "It doesn't hurt!"

Ksitigarbha was thoughtful and did not speak. He seemed to have grasped something but he was not sure yet.

Taoist Duobao glanced at Hengshu III Buddha and Medicine Buddha with disdain, turned to Patriarch Bodhi and raised his eyebrows: "They are useless, so they don't feel heartache. You are a wise person, so do you feel pain?"

The smile that had always been on the face of Patriarch Bodhi had long since disappeared without a trace. He nodded solemnly and said: "It's very sad!"

The Third Buddha and the Medicine Buddha all turned to look at Patriarch Bodhi. Taoist Duobao laughed loudly again and said: "Come on, let me talk to you. If you don't feel heartbroken after listening to what I said, It means you are really useless."

Medicine Buddha felt a little palpitated for some reason, and said in a deep voice: "Please enlighten me!"

Anyway, the Third Buddha snorted coldly and said: "Pretend to be a ghost!"

Taoist Duobao ignored the Third Buddha and said to himself: "I understand very well why you two don't feel heartbroken about the imminent destruction of Buddhism, because you have no idea of ​​the significance of Buddhism to Western religions."

"The reason why you don't feel heartache is simply because although you are Buddhas, you are still essentially Westerners. Even if Buddhism is destroyed, you can rebuild it casually. As long as Westernism lasts forever, Buddhism will last forever."

"But Pindao tells you that you are totally wrong."

"You people always think that Buddhism is more important than Western religion, but I can tell you today that Buddhism is much more important than Western religion."

Taoist Duobao asked the confused Medicine Master Buddha and the Third Buddha, "Don't you understand why?"

Both shook their heads.

Taoist Duobao smiled and said: "It's actually very simple, because Buddhism is what Western religion will be in the future, and Buddhism is what Western religion will be in the future."

"Although Western religion is a great religion, its true meaning has not transcended the barriers of Taoism. This is why Western religion is listed as the eight hundred side sects. If Jie Yin and Zhunti want to go further, they must escape from Taoism. Barriers, only in this way can we not be constrained by the Dao Sect and Sanqing Tianzun."

"Jie Yin and Zhunti brought out the old and new scriptures of Western religions and became the scriptures of today's Buddhism. Therefore, Buddhism is the future of Western religions, just as Jie Yin and Zhunti imagined it to be."

"You are all Buddhas now, and you should know that although Buddhism and Taoism initially took two completely different paths, taking the path of Buddhism can completely break away from Taoism. Although compared with the Taoist road to the sky, Buddhism is just a narrow path, but It is undeniable that the key points of this small narrow path in Buddhism are the same as the key points of Buddhism’s broad road to heaven.”

“Both are paths to transcendence.”

Speaking of this, Taoist Duobao had a mocking look on his face: "Actually, this situation can be completely avoided now, but because Jie Yin and Zhunti are too courageous, they don't have the slightest courage."

"If they had the courage, they should establish Buddhism themselves, but they are afraid that once they establish Buddhism, they will abandon Western religion. However, they are afraid that if Buddhism fails, what will happen to them if Western religion disappears? It’s all gone.”

"So they want to find someone to do it for them."

"Just at this time, Pindao came into their sight. Pindao personally talked with Jie Yin and Zhunti for an entire era about mysteries and Taoism. Pindao sat in your Eight Treasures Merit Pool for an entire era. "

"It was at that time that Pindao made this plan. Pindao not only wanted to create Buddhism, but Pindao also led Buddhism to its peak. After reaching the peak, he destroyed Buddhism to make Jie Yin and Zhunti feel sad. "

Medicine Buddha interrupted the crazy Taoist Master Duobao and said: "But Buddhism has not been destroyed now. Although Mahavatar has two minds, what if he is allowed to be the World Honored One of an era?"

"You can't destroy Buddhism, but your peace talks make us sad?"

"Hahahahahahaha" Duobao Taoist laughed and bent down, pointed at Medicine Master Buddha and said to Patriarch Bodhi: "Look at this idiot, this idiot still doesn't understand what Pindao means. What you Westerners teach Why are people so stupid? No wonder you in the West have never been able to defeat us in the East."

Taoist Duobao wiped his tears and said: "Idiot, since Buddhism is about breaking away from the barriers of Taoism, it means that Buddhist things cannot have anything to do with Buddhism."

"But now you go to the heavens and the worlds to inquire. If you ask them what a Buddha is, can they answer it?"

Ksitigarbha closed his eyes in pain and said: "Buddha is the Tao!!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene fell into silence.

Clap clap clap!

Taoist Duobao applauded and said, "Ksitigarbha, you have more wisdom than the two of them. What do you think I mean when I say that I have destroyed Buddhism? When I say that I have destroyed Buddhism, I mean that I have tampered with all the Buddhist scriptures."

"Taking Buddha as the representative and Tao as the basis, the poor Taoist has worked hard for so many times and finally got the recognition from the outside world that Buddha is the Tao!"

"The saying that Buddha is the Tao blocks the road to Buddhism."

"Even if you re-revise the Buddhist scriptures, it will be too late, because all the spirits in the heavens and the world have already been preconceived, and you cannot erase these subtle changes."

"Besides, the sutras of Buddhism have been combined with some Taoism. Even if you modify the Taoism, Buddhism will remain there. In other words, the handle of Buddhism will always be in the hands of Taoism."

"The future of your Western religion, your future, your path to transcendence will be in the hands of Buddhism."

"Do you think Pindao is destroying Buddhism?"

Anyway, the Third Buddha and the Medicine Buddha were already sweating profusely. Taoist Duobao continued to kill people and said: "You were too strict when you were on the journey to the west, but I still did something wrong at that time."

"Pindao has always known that Jin Chanzi is one of yours. Jin Chanzi survived by lying on the bodhi tree. Although Zhunti gave it to Pindao as his disciple, Pindao has always known that he was accurate. The people who mentioned it are those from your Western religion.”

"Pindao gave him the wordless scripture when he traveled to the west, but that idiot actually gave him the wordless scripture and sent it back."

"A huge opportunity is placed in front of Pindao, how can Pindao let it go?"

"So, when the Buddhist scriptures were spread to the East, Pindao had already started to modify the meaning of the Buddhist scriptures!!"

Even though he was surrounded by four powerful enemies, Taoist Duobao still talked eloquently, without any fear of imminent death.

The incomparable joy in his heart and the depression of dozens of eras were all vented at this moment. Except for the time when he was on Jin'ao Island as a substitute teacher to teach his junior brothers and sisters, this was his happiest day.

The only pity is that the audience only has these four people in front of him. If possible, he hopes that his audience will include the junior brothers and sisters who taught him back then. He wants them to know that he has not really betrayed his master.

If possible, he wanted to hear his disciple call him "Master" in person!

Since his death, he has been found by people from Western religions. He could actually follow them back and continue to be the Tathagata Buddha, but he has had enough.

His goal had been achieved, and he no longer cared about the position of the World Master, so he went on a rampage and slaughtered several people from the Western religion, and was hunted down all the way.

"It's time to call the curtain!" Taoist Duobao murmured in a low voice, looking at Honghuang with incomparable nostalgia.

Taoist Duobao's beard and hair are spread out like a furious lion:

"What a great head, who's going to take it?!"

(End of this chapter)