I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 320 Wearing the Buddha’s cassock and corrupting the Buddha’s monks

"No, no, no, fellow Daoist Ji, please don't misunderstand me. What I mean by 'new Buddhism' is to change Buddhism's appearance. The name of Buddhism will not be changed, but the inner teachings will be changed."

"I let my demon sons and grandsons put on the Buddha's cassocks, enter the Buddha's temple, spread my demonic teachings, and corrupt the Buddha's monks."

"Everyone will still have to eat under the banner of Buddhism, but how to eat will have to change. In the past, when Tathagata was here, everyone ate stir-fried vegetables, but now that I am in charge, everyone eats hot pot."

Da Zizaitian was sweating profusely and waved his hands repeatedly. As he spoke, he looked around in all directions for fear of being heard. If someone heard what he said, Shiva would be protected by the sea of ​​blood and he would be able to escape. Ji Bofu would have the Taoism as his backing. In addition, his fierce and lawless Burial Master Master was also unscathed, but he, a person with no background, was about to be doomed.

Ji Bofu breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "Pindao thought you really wanted to start a 'New Buddhism'. If you really made up your mind to start a 'New Buddhism', then Pindao would not get involved in this matter. Pindao They claim to not be afraid of Buddhism and Western religions, but they don’t want to provoke completely crazy Buddhism and Western religions. If the boat capsizes in the gutter, the gains will outweigh the losses.”

Da Zi Zaitian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said: "I don't dare. Even if I have great courage, I don't dare to talk about starting a 'New Buddhism'. There are so many big bosses in Buddhism. If I destroy this profit, If it falls, it won’t be far from the time when I will be destroyed.”

The two people set the tone as they spoke. No matter what they do, the sign of Buddhism cannot fall down. No matter what they do inside, it must be the sign of Buddhism, otherwise someone will definitely be anxious.

Shiva had a different opinion and muttered: "In fact, after we destroy Buddhism, it would be good to join forces to build a 'New Buddhism'. At worst, we can invite Buddhas from Buddhism to join the 'New Buddhism' and the treatment will remain the same. If we work together to accomplish something great, we will be able to gain face in all the worlds."

"This is a great opportunity to leave a mark in history!"

Ji Bofu was so stimulated by Shiva's words that he rolled his eyes. Can the three of them do such a big thing?

Just thinking about it makes me feel like the sky is falling.

Da Zi Zaitian hurriedly advised: "My eldest lady, this is not the time to show off your temper. Don't think that Buddhism is inconspicuous and easy to bully, but the water behind Buddhism is deep."

Shiva rolled his eyes and said: "Isn't Buddhism just a place where ancient Roman armies stayed? How deep is it? No matter how deep the water is, it can still withstand the two killing swords of my father God?"

"Even if my father's two killing swords can't suppress the situation, if the time comes to call the little Taoist master, I don't believe anyone will dare to stab him."

Ji Bofu's eyes lit up and he looked at Da Zi Zai Tian. Da Zi Zai Tian slapped his forehead and said helplessly: "My aunt, you don't even think about how Buddhism can bring people from all three religions together. .”

"The disciples of Taoism include the second-generation disciples who explained the religion, the senior brother who intercepted the religion, and even Kong Xuan, who pioneered Confucianism, left the incarnation of the Ming Dynasty in Buddhism. Do you really think that the water of Buddhism is very shallow? ?"

"Back then, Taoist Zhunti invited countless old people to weave the history of Buddhism. Do you really think these old people were just looking at it for fun?"

"Buddhism has been in this era since its inception. The person in charge of this era is the World Honored Tathagata Buddha. However, in the history that Zhunti Taoist weaved for Buddhism, there is also this previous era. In the previous era, Buddhism was filled with unknown things. How many Buddhas."

"These Buddhas are all people of great merit and virtue, but how can there be so many people of great merit and virtue in the world? There are countless evil people and demons among them. It's just that these people are covered with a layer of Buddha's The coat, the coat of enjoying Buddhism and the new identity given by Zhunti Taoist can cover up the past identity."

"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately because of the words of these Buddhas from the last century of Buddhism."

"The existence of Buddhism gives these people an upright identity, because many evil people have joined forces to prevent their past enemies from easily taking action, so they hope that Buddhism will continue to exist more than anyone else."

"On weekdays, these Buddhas from the previous era do not show up in the ancient world because they are the Buddhas from the previous era. In addition, they are originally people in the heavens and the world, and their basic base is not in the ancient world, so they are basically not We can't even see these Buddhas in the wilderness." "But if we really destroy Buddhism, see if these people will jump out. Then it will be the time to really break the sky."

"The history weaved by Zhunti Taoists is illusory, so we don't know whether there is a prehistoric predator hidden among these people. It would be terrible if there really was a prehistoric predator."

"They are evil people by nature. They don't live in ancient times and there is no need to give face to our elders. We have ruined their appearance, so we can deal with us how we want."

"The heavens and the world are so vast. No one dares to say that they are omniscient and omnipotent. If they kill us and hide in a corner of the world, our death will be in vain."

Da Zizaitian persuaded the two young ancestors with great earnestness, fearing that the two young ancestors would suddenly destroy Buddhism. Ji Bofu had persuaded him so earnestly just now, and now he was even more earnestly persuading Ji Bofu and Shi. Po.

Again, Ji Bofu and Shiva were both protected, so he was really alone.

He just wanted to make some money and make a lot of money, but he didn't want to risk his life just to make money.

He has been walking on thin ice all his life, and he is about to reach the other side. If the ice on the river is smashed by the sudden whim of the two young ancestors, it will be really fun.

"It turns out that Buddhism still has a saying from the previous era. The poor Taoist is really ignorant!"

Ji Bofu responded to Da Zi Zai Tian with a smile. In just a few words, he and Da Zi Zai Tian were able to attack and defend easily. The two of them fell apart and it was Da Zi Zai Tian who was trying to persuade him.

He was really hopeless. He said that his life was the most important thing, but how could his heartstrings be plucked by Shiva in just two words?

Is it possible that I've been a little drifting lately?

Ji Bofu couldn't help but reflect on himself. Logically speaking, he shouldn't be so careless, but he was careless just now.

I examine myself three times a day and I am right! !

If the three of them really create a 'new Buddhism', they will really make a lot of money. Shiva's words of "leaving his name in history" are also the source of his complete attraction. If he leaves his name in history, his practice speed will not be faster in the future. .

When people think of Buddhism, they think of Buddhist gravediggers. As the founder of "New Buddhism", the popularity of one of Buddhism's gravediggers has exploded.

With the spread of the concept, how wide can his Hongmeng Avenue cover?

After all, it’s all about money and silk that attract people’s hearts! !

Shiva rolled out his sweet tongue and said: "I thought it was too simple. I won't mention the destruction of Buddhism anymore. Let's follow the established plan to lure Liu Chenxiang into the devil, force the Buddha away, then drive away the Tathagata and tamper with the Buddhist scriptures." meaning!"

Da Zi Zaitian breathed a long sigh of relief and said: "Hey, that's right. According to the plan, we will definitely be able to have a lot of food."

"We are not fighting for day and night, nor are we fighting for eternity, we are fighting for this era!!"

(End of this chapter)