I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 314 Are you married?

Xiao Nezha is as famous as Yang Jian, and his fight with Xiao Nezha in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation also added a lot of glory to him. The reason why his concept is so widely spread is that he is bound to Xiao Nezha.

Ji Bofu turned around and looked at Taoist Cihang next to him, reached out and pinched her pink cheeks, and said viciously: "Master Taoist has really taken the blame for you. I thought Taoist Ran Deng had a sense of chance for the burial place. Interested, I never thought it was because you borrowed other people’s things and didn’t return them.”

After letting go, Taoist Cihang's fair cheeks appeared in the red finger prints. Because Taoist Cihang's face was too white, the finger prints looked very red.

"Hey, where should we go next to enjoy the autumn breeze?"

Ji Bofu lay back on the ground again, putting his hands behind his head and looking at the blue sky and white clouds. He had already made a fortune in the Era of the Gods. Where would he go to make money next?

Before the Age of Conferred Gods was the period of Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. He could not interfere in the determination of human relationships among the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, and the identities of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors were not clear, so he did not dare to intervene, otherwise he would not be able to withstand the liquidation of such a big boss.

The Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors cannot move, and there will be the Lich Age before that, but his identity is too sensitive. After going to the Lich Age, he will be a piece of meat. The Witch Clan in the Lich Age will definitely tear a piece of flesh from his body. He couldn't stand it.

The era of the three races before the Lich Age.

Forget it, just think about this era where great powers are rampant. If you go there, you will die, and maybe you will be captured and used as cannon fodder.

"Om!!"

The violent chirping of cicadas sounded.

Ji Bofu turned to look at the purple bamboo forest and frowned slightly. The cicada's chirping was a bit too loud. "There is a kind of cicada in the arid land of the far west. This cicada has been hiding in the mud for twenty-three years. It will only wake up when the snow-capped mountains melt and floods arrive." , take a bath in the muddy water, dry your wings in the cold wind, and flutter through the void."

"I'm sorry to interfere with you." Ji Bofu said with a smile: "Jin Chanzi, why don't you come and talk about it?"

Except for the ancient beast Jin Chanzi, he had never seen another person with such terrifying ferocity.

"I still don't have enough experience," Ji Bofu sighed helplessly.

Jin Chanzi was wearing a blood-colored floor-length robe, with long crystal clear red hair hanging down her back. Her whole person had an extremely monstrous temperament. He walked to the hot spring and said, "How did Fellow Daoist Ji discover me?"

Ji Bofu pointed at Taoist Cihang next to him and said helplessly: "Jin Chanzi, even if you regard Pindao as a fool, you can't regard Taoist Cihang as a fool."

"Taoist Cihang is a Daluo in the fourth realm. Wouldn't it be a waste if we couldn't find you?"

Jin Chanzi's pupils shrank when she saw Taoist Cihang who was like a puppet: "She's back?"

Ji Bofu sat up with his hands on the ground, put a strand of black hair hanging in front of his eyes behind his head and said: "I'm not back yet, but I'll be back soon. You haven't said why you came to Pindao yet."

Jin Chanzi suddenly smiled, "If I say that I have a big business to discuss with you, will you be willing to talk to me?"

Ji Bofu glanced at Jin Chanzi's exaggerated costumes: "Are you representing yourself or someone else?"

Jin Chanzi said in a deep voice: "What do you mean?"

Ji Bofu pointed at Jin Chanzi's clothes and said, "Look at your clothes. With such an obvious style, have you entered into a sea of ​​blood?" Jin Chanzi's face darkened, "Should we talk about it?"

Ji Bofu said indifferently: "Talk, why don't you talk if someone comes to give you money? But if you think you can represent everyone, Pindao can talk to you, but if you can't represent it, let the people behind you talk to Pindao." , it will save you the discomfort of being caught in the middle if something happens."

"It seems that I have always underestimated you." Jin Chanzi raised his eyebrows and took out a bloody lotus flower the size of a palm.

Ji Bofu shrugged and said: "You are already married into a sea of ​​​​blood, so don't talk about looking down on Pindao. At least Pindao has an independent personality. You are a person who is supported by others, so don't talk about independent personality. .”

Jin Chanzi was about to fume with anger but could do nothing. A graceful witch walked out of the palm-sized bloody lotus. Her body was looming and covered with a layer of red gauze, which made people's blood rush. But if you look closely, Nothing can be seen.

Ji Bofu's eyes almost popped out of his head. It was not because he fell in love with Shiva, but because he was shocked that Shiva wore such clothes to see him in front of Jin Chanzi. Such clothes should not be locked up between the two of them. Did you come to appreciate it yourself?

Shiva's eyes were full of mist, full of charm, and her red lips parted lightly: "Little Taoist Priest, I have a business worth several hundred million to discuss with you."

Ji Bofu glanced at Jin Chanzi and said: "He just wants to negotiate a business worth hundreds of millions with you. Pindao doesn't want to talk to you about a business worth hundreds of millions. If Pindao really negotiates a business worth hundreds of millions with you, I’m afraid you won’t be able to handle the business.”

"Oh?" Shiva didn't care that Jin Chanzi was also present, and his voice was full of seductive magic, "Why are you afraid that I can't stand it?"

Ji Bofu directly took out the red hydrangea from under his collar, "Pindao was killed by the red hydrangea after we discussed the business with you. If you are not afraid, Pindao can have a try with you!"

Shiva's pupils shrank suddenly, and he became more serious after thinking of some legends about Ji Bofu: "I really underestimate the Taoist priest. It seems that I have to pay more attention to all rumors in the future."

Ji Bofu leaned back and said with a smile: "Pindao warns you not to talk nonsense. Some things can only be gossip."

"I understand, I understand." Shiva winked as if I didn't know anything. "But do you really not care about what I told you? I really want to cooperate with you."

Ji Bofu pursed his lips and said: "Actually, you should know that Pindao has just returned from the Age of Gods. After catching a ride, Pindao just wants to rest peacefully for a while."

"But." Ji Bofu struggled for a while and then said: "But since Shiva is here in person, Pindao should listen to it. But there is one thing that Pindao has agreed on in advance. Pindao is a little thin and can't bear it. It’s too heavy of a burden to carry. If your plan is big, then please hire someone else.”

Shiva glanced at Ji Bofu meaningfully and said: "Taoist Priest, one day you will have to participate in a big scene. Always fighting in such small and small ways will limit your vision and structure."

Ji Bofu said indifferently: "You can eat as much rice as you want in a bowl. Pindao's current bowl is too small. If you pour a pot of rice into Pindao's bowl, it won't be able to hold it. The extra food will fall on the ground." Attract some wild dogs.”

Shiva smiled, his face changed, his smile stopped and he said firmly: "Buddhist, do you want to do it or not!!"

When Ji Bofu didn't do it, he thought: "Do it!"

Big scenes. It seems that games played by Buddhism are never considered big scenes. In his eyes, only the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors and the eras before the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors can be called big scenes.

Buddhism, hasn’t Buddhism always been about small fights?

(End of this chapter)