I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 302 The Clown

Not long after this topic was revealed, the three of them arrived at the Heavenly Court, passed through the Nantian Gate and walked towards the Lingxiao Palace. By the time they reached the Lingxiao Palace, it was already full of people.

Gods, immortals, Buddhas, demons, humans, witches, Shura, all kinds of races gathered together.

Yang Jian took a step forward and said: "Your Majesty, Liu Chenxiang committed a heinous crime by splitting Huashan Mountain. I have captured Liu Chenxiang and brought him to the Lingxiao Palace for your Majesty's disposal."

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly and said, "Go down!"

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said, "Yes!"

The three of them each found their own seats, but compared to the positions of Yang Jian and Nezha, Ji Bofu's position was very forward, because Ji Bofu sat directly in Doumu Yuanjun's seat.

The Jade Emperor sat up and glanced at Ji Bofu. Ji Bofu noticed the Jade Emperor's eyes and immediately put away the light of enlightenment. What does this mean? Is it possible that the Jade Emperor himself can't open up the immortal light?

Ji Bofu was a little surprised. Is it so powerful to open up the immortal light?

The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice: "Are you Liu Chenxiang?"

Liu Chenxiang was full of courage, standing in front of Yang Chan and proudly said: "I am Liu Chenxiang!"

"So brave!!"

The Jade Emperor's face darkened and he said angrily: "Liu Chenxiang, do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?"

Liu Chenxiang looked at the Jade Emperor above and said: "Emperor of Heaven, was it wrong for me to split Huashan Mountain to save my mother? If it was wrong for me to split Huashan Mountain, then why didn't you just let my mother go? Why did you want to kill my mother? Pressed under Mount Hua?"

The Jade Emperor frowned slightly: "That's because your mother violated the law of heaven. Immortals and mortals cannot fall in love!!"

Liu Chenxiang became even more angry when he heard this, "Then why are there couples in your heavenly court?"

idiot!

Ji Bofu rolled his eyes after listening to Liu Chenxiang's words. This guy is really a brainless person. The area of ​​the map bombardment is too wide this time.

The Jade Emperor sneered and said, "What's wrong with having a couple? Do you, Liu Chenxiang, really think that Heavenly Court is that kind of rigid machine? Let me tell you Liu Chenxiang, Heavenly Court is the most enlightened institution in history."

"The immortal officials in Heaven need to report if they want to get married. After reporting and registering with Yue Lao, they will be recognized by me as a legal couple in Heaven. All the immortal officials in Heaven know this!!"

The Jade Emperor's voice was sonorous and powerful, "Where is the God of Justice? You control the justice of heaven. Come and tell Liu Chenxiang whether this is the case?"

Yang Jian stood up and said loudly: "Yes, I, the Immortal Official of the Heavenly Court, can become a legal couple at Yue Lao!!"

Ji Bofu asked Lei Zu next to him in a low voice: "Senior brother, is the Great Heavenly Lord real or fake?"

Lei Zu said in a deep voice: "Of course it is true. The reason why immortals and mortals cannot fall in love is because Heaven wants to prevent immortal officials from seeking power for personal gain. The so-called immortals are aimed at the situation where immortal officials from heaven and mortals are combined."

"First of all, if two immortal officials fall in love, they can go to Yue Lao's office to register."

"Secondly, there is no need to register a relationship between a heavenly official and an outsider, as long as the official does not affect the affairs of the heaven."

"And what the so-called immortals are aiming at is that they are afraid that some immortal officials will watch their mortal lovers die of old age, so they will cause trouble in the heaven to prolong the life of their mortal lovers."

Ji Bofu said: "What if the immortal official comes up with elixirs, flat peaches or the like to extend the life of his mortal lover or become an immortal immediately?"

Lei Zu explained: "You can use your own resources to extend the life of mortals, but what if you don't have the resources? What if you take risks?"

"It's even easier to make a mortal become an immortal immediately. Just go to Yue Lao's office to register."

"The 'immortals' mentioned here should not fall in love. The 'immortal' refers to the lower-level immortal officials in heaven, because they alone have no resources and cannot extend the life of their lover or make their lover become an immortal."

"Once they run out of resources, they will take risks and cause trouble."

"Actually, the Heavenly Court in the Heavenly Court has been very relaxed. At least from a high-level perspective, it is very considerate of the lower-level immortal officials. Firstly, the Heavenly Court has not interrupted the ascending path of the lower-level immortal officials in the Heavenly Court. Secondly, you are Is it difficult to serve in heaven and wait until after promotion to find the reincarnation of a mortal?"

"There is no express rule in the underworld that prohibits immortal officials from checking the reincarnation record of a mortal."

Ji Bofu nodded and said: "I understand!"

Lei Zu then said: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether there is such a rule of heaven or not. The final interpretation of the rules of heaven is in the hands of the Great Heavenly Lord. The Great Heavenly Lord can explain it however he wants. When the explanation cannot be made sense, the Great Heavenly Lord will write it down casually. It’s okay to add one and wait until the matter is over before erasing it." Ji Bofu: "."

Holding the final right of interpretation, it’s really awesome! !

Liu Chenxiang, who was standing in the hall, frowned and said, "I don't accept it. As an uncle, why did you not save your niece until she died?"

Ji Bofu had no choice but to hold his forehead, he was really a fool.

The Jade Emperor's eyes gradually became sharp: "Who told you that Yang Chan is my niece?"

Liu Chenxiang pointed at Yang Jian and said, "Yang Jian is your nephew, right?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Yang Jian is my nephew."

Liu Chenxiang continued: "So Yang Chan is Yang Jian's sister, right?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Yes, Yang Jian's sister is indeed called Yang Chan."

Liu Chenxiang asked forcefully: "Then why is my mother not your niece?"

The Jade Emperor slapped his hand on the table and said: "You bastard, who gave you the courage to join the Tian family? My niece is called Yang Chan, and your mother is also called Yang Chan, but who told you that the two Yang Chans are The same person?"

"Huh?" Liu Chenxiang's eyes widened, and his worldview was greatly impacted.

Not only Liu Chenxiang, but also most of the people in the Lingxiao Palace were confused by the Jade Emperor's words. Everyone knew that Yang Chan was your Jade Emperor's niece.

Is this the Jade Emperor's family unilaterally drawing a clear line with Yang Chan?

"How reckless, who gave you the courage to pretend to be my daughter?"

A voice full of grace and dignity but full of anger sounded outside the Lingxiao Palace, and a Daluo wearing a feathered coat walked in angrily, walked up to Liu Chenxiang and slapped him.

No one knows how to do it anymore, what is going on?

Tathagata Buddha's eyes glanced back and forth in front of Jade Emperor, Yun Hua and Yang Jian.

Liu Chenxiang covered her face and looked at Princess Yunhua in shock. He wanted to call his grandmother but couldn't. He could clearly feel the murderous aura emanating from Princess Yunhua's body.

Princess Yunhua suddenly turned her head to look at Tathagata, the murderous intent in her pupils was almost materialized, and then said angrily: "Yang Jian, I asked you to look at your sister, is this how you look at her?"

Tathagata Buddha was stunned, I am not Yang Jian, what did you say to me?

Yang Jian, who was behind Princess Yunhua, stood up and said with a wry smile: "Mother, baby."

He didn't know how to explain it, because he couldn't make the decision in this matter, and it wasn't subject to his will. The fact that he could participate in it and roughly understand the ins and outs was already a sign of respect for him.

"Leave Yunhua alone!!"

A rich and handsome man walked into the Lingxiao Palace. Behind him were a burly man and a beautiful fairy.

Yang Jian blurted out: "Father, eldest brother, third sister!!"

Everyone was in an uproar. Today, Yang Jian's family was completely gathered together. Everyone looked at Yang Jian's family and Liu Chenxiang's mother and son in shock.

Liu Chenxiang was dumbfounded, and his mother 'Yang Chan' was also dumbfounded. The two were speechless to each other.

Ji Bofu muttered quietly but everyone could hear him clearly.

"clown!"

(End of this chapter)