I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 1
Great Sui, Jizhou.

Hundreds of miles away from Zhuojun City, there is a lush and endless mountain range. One of the peaks is Xiangfeng, which is named after its shape like an elephant.

There is a bronze hall on the Xiangfeng Peak. Behind the bronze hall is a piece of land that has been reclaimed. The land is about three acres. It is midsummer, and the golden wheat ears are heavy and bend the wheat stalks. , The breeze hits the wheat waves and sways with the wind, rolling up waves of wheat waves.

"Sure enough, no matter where I go, my skills in planting flowers and eating at home will never fall behind."

Ji Bofu stood on the ridge of the field and looked at the heavy ears of wheat, his eyes narrowed.

"Come to the hall!"

Just when Ji Bofu was happy, a cold voice sounded in his ear, and Ji Bofu's smiling face was suddenly sad.

Looking back three times at a step, he reluctantly watched the crops he planted and walked towards the bronze hall shining brightly in the sun.

Standing at the door of the Bronze Hall, Ji Bofu tidied up the Hunyuan scarf on his head and the Taoist robe on his body before entering the hall. Fortunately, the gates of the Bronze Hall are usually open, otherwise he would not be able to open it by himself The gate is made of bronze.

Entering the main hall, what you can see is a glamorous Kun Dao sitting cross-legged on a high platform. Kun Dao looks around [-], wearing a Hunyuan scarf and a gossip robe, exuding holiness all over his body.

Kun Dao is like a fairy descending from the heavenly palace, as long as there is a trace of filth in his heart, it seems to be blasphemy.

It's just that the coldness on Kun Dao's face made Ji Bofu feel helpless.

"Hey, I don't know if I can see Master smile in this life."

12 years! !

It has been 12 years since he came to this world, and he has never seen Master smile once! !
That's right, Ji Bofu is not from this world. In his previous life, he was just a college student who had just stepped out of college, with a hint of stupidity in his clear eyes.

Everyone in the world says that university is an ivory tower. The moment you step out of the ivory tower, you have to roll in this complicated society. He doesn’t know if others have rolled in this complicated society. He only knows that he just graduated on the day he graduated. The moment I walked out of the school gate, I came to this world.

Such a unique way of graduation is probably the only one.

Graduated from the previous life, and came to this life after graduation, this study is amazing! !

He who traveled to this world was just a baby who was still in his infancy, and the No. 1 he saw was also this beautiful Kun Dao sitting above the bronze hall, and he was also brought up by her.

Ji Bofu bowed to Kun Dao with a tense face, "Master, what's the matter?"

Huangfu Qinghui looked at Xiaodaotong standing below and asked without the slightest emotion in his voice: "Bo Fu, how long have you been coming to my Xiangfeng?"

"12 years!!"

"Why 12 years?"

"Because you told me yesterday that I am 12 years old!!"

Huangfu Qinghui: .
Ji Bofu looked at Huangfu Qinghui above him strangely. Is Master stupid for cultivating Taoism?

You brought yourself up the mountain since you were a baby, now you ask me how many years have I been here?
Do you imitate Patriarch Bodhi and drive me down the mountain?
A cold light flickered in Huangfu Qinghui's eyes: "Heaven leads to Dao, and Earth makes virtue its home. All living things are born together. There is nothing to hide and nothing to be selfish. What's the explanation?"

Ji Bofu frowned and recalled the scriptures he had learned in the past, and then replied: "People's faults are caused by transgressions against the heavens. If you want to cure a disease, you have to bow down to me."

After listening to Ji Bofu's answer, Huangfu wanted to give Ji Bofu a good beating even though he was in a calm state of mind.

Leather monkey! !

Huangfu Qinghui resisted the impulse in his heart and said: "Heaven leads to Dao to act, and Earth leads to virtue to make its home. All living things are born together. There is nothing to hide and no selfishness. It means that people's faults are caused by committing crimes against the heavens. If you want to cure a disease, you have to "kneel and worship first pass". The method of kneeling and worship first pass is to thank all sides on the four-way road in the wilderness, kowtow to each of the five elements, first look up to the sky, and then kowtow to the ground."

"Among my teachings, I am good at talisman and thunder. Why is your practice in talisman so unbearable? How can you compare yourself to heaven and earth?"

Ji Bofu said lightly: "What I teach is to pursue the beauty of space-time dynamic harmony between heaven, earth, and people, and what I cultivate is the spirit of peace between heaven and earth. No matter if heaven, earth, or people make mistakes, the air of peace cannot be achieved." I come to cure 'diseases', I cure them 'diseases', why don't they kneel down to me and kneel down to heaven and earth?"

"Damn!!"

Huangfu Qinghui flicked a bolt of lightning and it hit Ji Bofu's forehead, and a swollen lump appeared on top of his head while the lightning flashed.

"Oh! It hurts!!"

Ji Bofu hurriedly lowered his head, and saw his own grinning face and horns on the mirror-like floor.

"Master, it hurts!!" Ji Bofu complained dissatisfied.

He has figured out Huangfu Qinghui's temperament in the past 12 years. She has a cold face and a warm heart. Of course, she may be cold to others but she is very good to him.

Although he had never been down the mountain and didn't know what life outside the mountain was like, Huangfu Qinghui had really brought him up in the past few years on the mountain.

Can you imagine a holy Kun Dao who is like a fairy in the Heavenly Palace and would get up and hold him to the toilet as soon as he heard his cry in the middle of the night?
Moreover, since he became conscious, he has either tiger milk or leopard milk every day. He has taken turns to get milk from all kinds of beasts over the years, and he didn't stop until he was five years old.

To put it bluntly, as long as the milk is put in front of him, he will know what kind of milk it is with just a sniff of his nose! !
When Huangfu Qinghui saw Ji Bofu shouting for pain, a touch of heartache appeared in the depths of his eyes, he raised his hand and shot a stream of peaceful air into Ji Bofu's body, after the cool and warm peaceful air entered Ji Bofu's body, he brow The red and swollen bumps on the skin also disappeared.

"Master, you haven't said why you asked me to come here." Ji Bofu rubbed the top of his head and grinned.

"Master, there was a cause and effect in the secular world in the past, and now the Lord of Suffering has come to the door, but now the master's cultivation is at a critical moment, so I need you to go through it on behalf of the master." Huangfu Qinghui said that Ji Ji The reason for Bo Fulai.

"I'm not going!!" Ji Bofu was about to jump up when he heard it.

Even though he is in the deep mountains and doesn't understand what's going on outside, he has also learned the method of anticipation. In recent years, the surrounding area has been full of fighting spirit, and the world is not peaceful at first glance. His small arms and legs have not been recognized by others. Eat it dry and wipe it clean.

Huangfu Qinghui stood up slowly and walked to Ji Bofu's side, gently stroking his head and said softly: "Go down the mountain, after all, you have to go through such a life, after you go down the mountain and settle the cause and effect for your teacher, you will also You need to end your own karma, where to put the karma... After all, it must be ended!!"

Ji Bofu's mood sank, he leaned his head on Huangfu Qinghui's waist, bumped his forehead lightly, and said in a low voice: "If I don't go, I will stay with you on the mountain."

"Silly boy, the teacher will leave you one day. Go down the mountain. The teacher will be on the mountain all day long. Just come back after you finish your karma."

"Leave me?" Ji Bofu suddenly raised his head and looked at Huangfu Qinghui across the two peaks. In his previous life, he was an orphan, but in his second life, he felt true love from Huangfu Qinghui.

Huangfu Qinghui shook his head without explaining, and was sent outside the hall by Huangfu Qinghui waving the Ji Bo Talisman on his sleeve.

boom! !

The door of the Bronze Hall slammed shut, leaving only Ji Bofu standing blankly at the door of the Bronze Hall.

He knew that Huangfu Qinghui was determined to let him go down the mountain.

"Master, even if you want me to go down the mountain, you still have to tell me where to go to settle the karma for you, right?"

"There are people under the mountain to meet you."

"Don't you give me some magic weapon for self-defense? You don't want your disciple who has been raised for 12 years to go down the mountain and be murdered by others, right?"

Ji Bofu slapped on the door of the bronze hall and shouted loudly, afraid that he might not be heard inside.

brush~~

There was a burst of ripples at the gate of the bronze hall, and a pale yellow nine-stalked staff passed through the gate and fell into his hand.

"His~~~"

"Material transformation!! My master is going to become a fairy!!"

Ji Bofu took a deep breath while holding the nine-section staff, shocked by his master's cultivation.

After being shocked, Ji Bofu took the nine-knotted staff and abducted to a small wooden house next to the Bronze Hall. Before he was five years old, he followed Huangfu Qinghui to live in the Bronze Hall, but he moved out after he was five years old.

After entering the wooden house, Ji Bofu picked up the Qiankun bag hanging on the wall and tied it around his waist, ready to go down the mountain! !

Packing up his bags, Ji Bofu stood at the gate of the Bronze Hall and shouted again: "Master, there is a formation under the mountain and I can't get out, please give me a ride!!"

huh~~

A gust of wind blew up from the ground, rolled up Ji Bofu and flew down the mountain.

In the Bronze Hall, Huangfu Qinghui sat on a high platform and sighed softly as he watched Ji Bofu heading down the mountain.

"You are the anchor of my humanity"

Click ~ click ~ click ~

Bursts of ice emerged from the inside of the bronze hall, extending to the outside through the gap and freezing the entire bronze hall.

Ji Bofu didn't know that the Bronze Hall was frozen after he left. At this moment, he was carefully holding the nine-knot stick in his hand. Although he was very relieved of the master's method, this was the first time in two lifetimes that he flew When I woke up, I still felt a little scared in my heart.

There was a group of soldiers stationed under Xiangfeng, and a burly general in armor was pacing anxiously on the spot, looking at Xiangfeng from time to time, apparently waiting for someone.

"General, general, look at the gods!!" A soldier pointed to the air and said to the anxious general dumbfounded.

The general looked in the direction the soldier was pointing at, and scolded impatiently: "Fuck off, what kind of grace????"

When the breeze cleared, Ji Bofu landed on the ground with a nine-knotted spear in his hand, smiled and looked at the general and said:
"Are you all waiting for Xiaodao?"

　Mengxin is on the road, please give me your advice! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)