What celebrity wives hate is my vest and not me

Chapter 175 A Lifetime of Sincerity (8K)

After Li Xiaoyun said these words, he looked at Wang Anruo's red and hot cheeks, and immediately shrank his neck with guilt.

She covered her mouth and turned her head to look elsewhere, trying her best to avoid looking at her best friend.

Just now, she was instigated by everyone, especially Qin Feng, who raised his hand to provoke her. She was temporarily immersed in the shadow of her childhood, and she subconsciously told her the most profound thing...

Everyone has a desire to talk, especially this little-known anecdote about childhood.

But after he finished talking, Li Xiaoyun realized that he seemed to have ignored the person's ability to hold grudges... Wang Anruo had a small notebook in her heart. The person whose name she remembered the most was her father Wang Rengui, followed by Qin Feng.

If he continues like this, he will probably surpass Qin Feng.

No, no, I have to make up for it.

Otherwise, it is another matter whether he can return to Guanhai alive after the program is finished. Wang Anruo will definitely sneak into the hotel where he is staying at night, and then tie himself to the bed while he is sleeping to do such and such things!

Li Xiaoyun shivered all over, remembering the nightmare that Wang Anruo had in college when he scratched his itch until his throat became hoarse.

"Um...Teacher He." Li Xiaoyun put his palm to his mouth and whispered: "Can this section be cut? Our agency should not allow artists to make such dark history."

Teacher He always had a kind smile on his face. He did not reply immediately, although he knew very well that this kind of clip would be cut.

Regardless of the fact that Wang Anruo's rather tomboyish behavior and slightly shady character when he was a child are very different from the current popular persona. Just because the program is broadcast and its popularity, some people will definitely understand Wang Anruo when he was a child, and maybe they will Cause trouble to the teacher involved.

That will cause unnecessary trouble.

But even though this was a sure thing, Teacher He still looked at Li Ming.

No matter how experienced he is, he is still a guest, so he has no right to decide anything about the program. He has to ask the director for instructions.

This is called not transgressing.

Li Ming nodded, picked up the walkie-talkie and put it to his mouth: "Cut this section and use it as a mnemonic. In addition, Li Xiaoxiao retells an interesting childhood story about Fang Nianwei, which will be edited and synthesized later."

Then Li Xiaoyun felt relieved, thought for a while, and told a story about Wang Anruo, who was caught eating snacks in class when she was a child, and was punished by her teacher for eating snacks in public. However, she was not shy at all and instead made the whole class cry.

"Three-year-olds look older than five-year-olds. It turns out this person is thick-skinned...hiss!"

Before Qin Feng finished speaking, he received another tap on his arm.

Wang Anruo's face was still a little red at this time, and it had not gone away, but his narrowed eyes revealed a look of revenge.

No, to be precise, Wang Anruo never held grudges. She would not be able to sleep if she could not avenge her on the day of her grudges.

"Xiaoxiao just chose herself, so I can't ask about the next victim." Teacher Huang took out the bamboo stick tube and put it in front of everyone again: "This round is still drawn."

Qin Feng stretched out his hand to pinch out a bamboo stick and prayed in his mouth: "If there is a word, there is a word, there is a word... it must be the one who asked..."

It's a pity that the goddess of fate did not favor him. He did not draw a bamboo stick with the word "question" on it twice in a row.

This made Qin Feng think about whether he should be lucky if he had any remaining points after paying off the monthly payment of 1000 points in the system if "Longing for Life" ends this time.

"There is a word!" Wang Anruo cheered happily on the side.

Qin Feng panicked at first, but then he thought that even if Wang Anruo asked a question, it would not be his turn to answer.

Then he tilted his head to look and saw the word "answer" written on the bamboo stick in her hand.

broken.

Just as Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly thumped again.

"Hey, it's my turn to ask questions this time." Chen Yu drew the "Question Lot".

Wang Anruo spread her hands very simply: "You choose truth or dare!"

Teacher Huang and Teacher He looked at each other and smiled: "Is this the person Nian Wei wants to ask again?"

As soon as these words came out, Qin Feng and Li Xiaoyun lowered their heads, and sweat began to form on their foreheads.

One feels that he will not survive tonight if he accidentally reveals the dark history of his best friend, while the other feels guilty about what he has done before.

Chen Yu thought for a moment, remembering Director Chen's instructions before leaving, he looked at Wang Anruo and asked: "As we all know, Teacher Qin Wuxiang and Miss Fang have recently collaborated on the adaptation of the movie "Spherical Cloud", so let's ask Miss Fang What do you think of the movie and the original author?”

"It seems that Mr. Chen is here with a mission." Teacher He joked, and then continued: "But having said that, I like Director Chen's movies and Teacher Qin's books very much. This time we join forces, I am quite happy." I’m curious about what’s going on on set.”

Wang Anruo considered his words and said: "Director Chen is a very dedicated director. The preparations for this movie are very complete, so don't worry...and the script is very good, and the degree of restoration of the original work is extremely high. Original party members can look forward to it." ”

Teacher He nodded: "I think highly of the original work, but about Teacher Xiao Qin..."

Before Teacher He could finish speaking, Wang Anruo squinted at Qin Feng without thinking and said, "A playboy, hypocritical, and likes to deceive women from good families."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of several other people immediately changed.

This is considered criticizing others in public. Aren't they two lovers?
Even if they are not a couple but just friends, they should say something nice on the show, right?

Qin Feng just smiled when he heard this. He didn't show any anger at all. Instead, he looked at Wang Anruo dotingly.

Wang Anruo counted Qin Feng's shortcomings with his fingers beside him: "The reputation is too bad. Every time he shakes hands, he is insulted in public. He is blocked by his ex-girlfriends at the entrance of the community and has to climb over the wall to escape. Whenever he goes to a higher-end hotel to eat, he There is a possibility of being recognized by a certain socialite..."

Teacher Huang coughed awkwardly, picked up the teacup on the small table and took a sip.

Chen Yu held his hands, rubbed his thumbs together lightly, lowered his head slightly and didn't know what he was thinking.

This is too revealing of Teacher Xiao Qin’s shortcomings.

Even the staff began to ask Li Ming, with a worried look on his face: "Director Li, can this episode be broadcast?"

Li Ming thought about it and tapped his fingers on his thigh: "Let's take a look. When today's filming is over, I will tell you what can be broadcast and what cannot be broadcast."

Teacher He originally wanted to remind Wang Anruo that saying these words too much would affect Teacher Xiao Qin's reputation... although he doesn't have much public reputation left.

As a result, before he could say anything, Wang Anruo's style of painting seemed to have gone wrong as he spoke.

"I have a fixed time to read every day, and when that time comes, I will stop whatever I am doing, even if I am making a video call. I threaten others to do the dishes because I cook delicious food, otherwise I will go on strike. I collude with my immediate boss and condone his work. He spends all his time smoking, and joins forces to deceive others... He even secretly buys cigarettes and gives them away in order to please his boss!"

Wang Anruo counted with his fingers and frowned slightly. It could be seen that he really regarded these things as "shortcomings" and did not realize what he had exposed.

This look is no different from the newly married daughter-in-law who complained that her husband stayed out late at night to play mahjong and drink.

And it can be seen that Wang Anruo is quite dissatisfied with Qin Feng's fact that "when it's time to read, even if he is on a video call, he will hang up to read a book." He pursed his lips, frowned, and complained.

Teacher He showed a meaningful aunt smile.

What kind of show of affection is the best?That means you are spreading dog food without even realizing it.

"An Ruo, An Ruo!"

Li Xiaoyun reminded her in a low voice and poked the soft flesh of her waist and eyes with his finger.

Wang Anruo suddenly realized that he seemed to have let something slip. He pretended to be calm, stopped gracefully, took a sip of tea, and then defined Qin Feng.

"He's a scumbag after all."

Qin Feng smiled even happier and wanted to reach out to touch Wang Anruo's head, but the latter tilted his head and dodged it.

"Mr. Qin, please respect yourself, you are filming a show." Wang Anruo glanced at him with disgust.

Qin Feng was not annoyed, and just said to himself: "I thought I would touch you, and I won't threaten you to wash the dishes in the future..."

What an exciting condition!

Wang Anruo's ears moved slightly, which was very cute. Her expression was a little unnatural. She turned her head and deliberately did not look at Qin Feng, but her brows were full of tangle and shyness. She was holding the teacup and her eyes were wandering.

You can eat Qin Feng’s cooking every day without having to wash the dishes...

No, no, I'm filming a show, so I have to be professional and be in business!

But you don’t have to wash the dishes...

In the end, although she did not let Qin Feng succeed in touching his head, she quietly stretched her feet to Qin Feng's feet under the table where the camera could not capture it.

She was wearing the pair of high heels that Qin Feng bought for her. When she lifted her feet slightly, the soles were halfway separated from the soles of her feet.

She swung her high heels with her toes, looking away from her, so charming that no one could see her.

Then Wang Anruo gently rubbed his calf with her heel.

"It's the maximum concession. It's impossible to touch the head. How embarrassing... Let's make a deal or not!" She negotiated with Qin Feng in a low voice and stated her bottom line.

Be elegant and dignified in front of outsiders, but where others can’t see, there are little benefits and little teases that are exclusive to your girlfriend~
Qin Feng felt the numbness in his calf flow through his thigh and spread all over his body, making his heart feel itchy, not to mention how wonderful it was.

Rounding things off, this is just a small trick in front of the national audience. I guarantee that both Uncle Wang and Mr. Wang will watch this show.

There is a sense of pleasure in having an affair with the eldest lady under their noses despite the disapproval of the family.

"Deal." Qin Feng leaned into her ear and agreed with a smile.

The hot air hitting his ears and his bold movements made Wang Anruo shrink back.

Their whispers were indistinct to others, but the scene looked quite ambiguous.

Huang and He looked at each other with admiration.

Li Ming also showed hands with the staff: "Look, what is professionalism? Professionalism is to first throw out some black materials, and then resolve these black materials through a show of affection. Fang Nianwei made Qin Wuxiang jealous by spreading dog food. His negative character offsets some of it, he is indeed a master!"

"Really...really? It turns out that celebrities showing off their affection are so knowledgeable!"

Matsuke suddenly realized that he thought it was a simple show of affection, but the purpose turned out to be so complicated!

"Okay, now I'm going to ask someone about a more sensitive topic..."

Wang Anruo's little feet were still gently rubbing against Qin Feng's calf, but the words he spoke were like a femme fatale whispering in his ear, with a charming and deadly tone.

She squinted at Qin Feng and suddenly smiled: "Teacher Huang, I can designate a guest to ask questions, right?"

Qin Feng was still enjoying his little feet under the table, but when Wang Anruo said this, his happy expression suddenly froze on his face.

These words coupled with this action, why does it feel like the black and white impermanence is off duty, and the succubus has taken over to claim his life? !

"Who does Nianwei want to ask?"

"Of course it's Mr. Qin." Wang Anruo said with a smile: "I seem to remember that when Li Xiaoxiao answered the truth just now, Mr. Qin raised his hand as a conspicuous bag! All guests must tell the truth and cannot avoid it. Tell me...did I remember correctly, Mr. Qin? "

"Is there... such a thing?" Qin Feng laughed awkwardly, turned to Li Ming and said: "Director, please cut the part just now, pretend I didn't say it."

Li Ming nodded with a serious look on his face: "If you don't delete it, I will even put your words in the show. I think the show has some effect."

Qin Feng put his hand on his forehead, his face full of pain.

What about the script?

A lifestyle variety show, do you want it to be so real?I didn’t even sign a life and death certificate!

You may not believe it, but when I went to film "Longing for Life", I even had the illusion of challenging my limits.

Looking at Wang Anruo's kind smile, Qin Feng felt his shadow flickering at the door of the King of Hell's Palace.

"You ask!" Qin Feng suddenly became so determined. He rolled up his sleeves and revealed his perfectly curved forearms. Paired with a gentle shirt, he had the charm of a man who restrained wildness with reason: "I still don't believe it. You today What can I ask that would kill us..."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Anruo interrupted him very quickly, took out paper and pen from somewhere and placed them in front of him.

"When was the last time you dated me before you met me? With whom? What did you do? The causes and consequences should be described in no less than [-] words, with an introduction, main body, and conclusion."

"I'm going to stop writing you an abstract and acknowledgments, and give you the title of second author. The corresponding author will be my Uncle Wang."

Qin Feng looked at the paper and pen in front of him, covered his chest, and closed his eyes peacefully.

This heart is so blocked.

I never imagined that my life would be so short and gorgeous.

Haha, I, Shushu, am about to die!

Huang and He breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

Just asking for a date?What is there about a date that can’t be broadcast?

I thought I was going to ask about some exciting content such as multiplayer sports and time management that cannot be broadcast.

Even Chen Yu, who had always lowered his head, raised his head.

It turned out to be just a date.And it was the date before I met Ms. Fang. It couldn’t even be considered a double-edged affair or cheating. It was just talking about my previous relationship history!
In their impression, dating is a wonderful thing. People always show their best side to each other at this stage. It is a good opportunity to learn about the unknown things about Qin Wuxiang, the most mysterious person in the rumors.

But it can only be said that they still don’t understand Qin Wuxiang very well.

Seeing Wang Anruo's expression of "If you insist, I will let you die", Qin Feng sighed softly.

Combined with what Li Xiaoyun said just now about Wang Anruo's dark history, Qin Feng regretted why the special temporary mission did not include the "social death" clause?

How many points do you need to earn?

"Teacher Xiao Qin, would you like to talk about how you got a date?" Teacher Huang said with a smile.

Teacher He echoed: "I also want to know what kind of girls the famous Qin Wuxiang usually associates with."

Chen Yu also laughed and said: "I have always known Teacher Xiao Qin from my father. I also want to hear who can make Teacher Xiao Qin interested."

"Something... ah, no, I'm a bit familiar." Qin Feng said with some embarrassment: "First of all, you have to get familiar with it, whether it is introduced by someone or you know it yourself, you have to get familiar with it for a while! Well... before I met Miss Fang One last date…let me think about it.”

Qin Feng thought hard for a while and suddenly became very sure: "I remembered that the last date should be with two girls."

Everyone: "?"

A date, with two girls?
What 3...

Only Wang Anruo, who had read Qin Feng's file, folded his hands on his chest and sat there with his chin raised, as if he were a judge who was scoring the contestants, watching Qin Feng's every move.

Seeing her reluctance, Qin Feng had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue.

"The thing is like this, I met a girl at a cocktail party in Guanhai. Her family is engaged in clothing processing. After adding WeChat, we chatted occasionally. After knowing each other for about three days, she asked me to go out to watch a movie, so I went ”

Hearing this, everyone who had looked confused just now thought, is this quite normal?
Peng Peng and his sister looked at each other and shrugged.

"Brother, did he just say he was dating two girls?" my sister asked in a low voice.

"Maybe...that's not what I meant." Peng Peng was also a little unsure.

Then Qin Feng continued: "The last time we met that girl, we only knew each other for about a week? It was so long ago that I almost forgot about it. I only remember that she cried very hard that night."

Chen Yu heard this and asked, "Because you broke up?"

Teacher Huang frowned slightly and thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "Young people, feelings come and go quickly. It's normal to break up after only a week of knowing each other. It's not appropriate."

Teacher He also nodded. At least so far, it sounds normal. It's just that the relationship is a little too fast. It can't be said that Qin Wuxiang is a scumbag.

Qin Feng didn't bother to worry about the fact that he had never admitted the relationship, so it didn't count as a breakup. If he emphasized too much, others would only think too much.

"It's not because of this." Qin Feng smiled slightly and spread his hands: "It's because of her best friend."

"Are my best friends trying to persuade me to break up?" Zhang Zifeng suddenly interrupted, his expression full of indignation: "You can't keep such a best friend. There are many girls who are good at first, but some of them are ruined by some of their best friends."

"It's not to persuade her to break up," Qin Feng said with a shy smile, "It's because her best friend cheated on her."

"Then this bestie is going too far...eh?"

Zhang Zifeng was halfway through his condemnation when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Everyone was stunned for a long time, their CPU almost burned out, and slowly their eyes started to look strange.

Ah this...

Wang Anruo's eyes had narrowed and she looked at him with amusement.

She knew that he was careless, and she only wanted to see him die by asking him to tell her.

Hum, I don’t hold any grudge at all when I encouraged Xiaoyun to let me die.

Chen Yu glanced around, and finally stared at the weeds in the gaps on the concrete floor, thinking that the grass was too grassy.

Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng both lowered their heads and stopped talking.

Huang and He looked at each other. After participating in so many variety shows, this was the first time they had seen such...such an outrageous thing.

But this matter is normal for Qin Wuxiang.

It seems that it is Qin Wuxiang himself, and any other celebrity, artist, or writer would be completely ruined.

Only Qin Wuxiang himself consolidated his character.

Of course, Wang Anruo would definitely not deliberately reinforce the image of him as a scumbag. After all, he was still her boyfriend, and she would not allow the public to say bad things about her boyfriend.

So when Wang Anruo saw that Qin Feng was almost done, he said very seriously: "I also said that Mr. Qin was talking about what happened before he met me. Now that he knows me and we know each other and love each other, then he will never It’s completely different now than before.”

Qin Feng also nodded and said seriously: "I don't intend to cover up what happened in the past. I will learn from past mistakes and learn from others."

Wang Anruo answered: "He will and can only be Fang Nianwei's boyfriend from now on."

"Wow." Teacher He said with a smile after hearing this: "This is really big news. It should be the first time the two of them have publicly acknowledged it since the official announcement on Weibo, right?"

Teacher Huang nodded, "The mushroom house has become popular again."

"Okay, click!"

Li Ming shouted, stood up with excitement on his face, and was even afraid that Wang Anruo would regret it: "Miss Fang, I have to confirm this with you first. These last few sentences must be broadcast. Please tell me no before your company comes." Discussing things about your relationship, but it’s your own words!”

Wang Anruo has always been consistent, "It doesn't matter, I will negotiate with the company."

"Great, great..." Li Ming took two steps on the spot, turned around twice, clenched his fists, and said to himself: "This time the number of views must not exceed [-] million... No, [-] million?! Can’t wait to see netizens’ reaction!”

Then he announced something to all the guests: "In order to create buzz, I want to work overtime tonight to edit today's film and send it to all your agents. If there are no problems, I will send it out tomorrow... Now is the hottest time, we have to race against time, what do you think?"

"You are so anxious." Teacher He was a little surprised: "After the shooting was completed on the same day, it was sent out the next day?"

Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other without saying anything. They were the younger ones among those present, so they could just talk less and do more.

Li Xiaoyun discussed with Wang Anruo for a while and said, "Director Li, let's discuss it with our agent. The company will decide."

Teacher Huang thought for a moment: "It doesn't matter much to me when to post. It depends on the popularity. Several actors need this the most."

Chen Yu said it didn't matter. Anyway, he came temporarily to promote the movie. As long as the program team edited the clips to promote the movie, it would be fine.

Qin Feng smiled and said, "I don't have an agent. As long as there are no problems with Huatian Entertainment, there is no need to show it to me."

He believed in Huatian Entertainment's business capabilities. If it didn't work, he would even want to find an agent for himself in Huatian Entertainment.

Ok……

That Aunt Liu is good, but it’s a pity that there is another star to be responsible for. Isn’t it tiring?
"Okay, I understand." Li Ming nodded and clapped his hands: "The shooting is over today, thank you for your hard work!"

The program team collectively thanked the guests, the guests returned the favor, and everyone dispersed on the spot.

Peng Peng took his sister and walked to the mushroom house. They planned to stay in the mushroom house tonight and have dinner and stroll around.

Qin Feng stretched and then felt someone poking him from behind. He turned around and saw Wang Anruo's expectant eyes.

Now that we are disbanded, is it time for the two of us to live in a world together?

What about shopping in the capital as promised?
You promised to take me to a good place?
Qin Feng smiled when he heard this and was about to reach out to touch her head.

Wang Anruo looked around and saw that the cameramen were all starting to clean up their machines and no one was paying attention to them, so she turned slightly red and had no intention of hiding.

As a result, as soon as Qin Feng stretched out his hand, Li Xiaoyun jumped over from a distance.

"An Ruo!"

Qin Feng suddenly retracted his hand and pretended to look at the scenery.

"Anruo Anruo, let's go to the night market after dismissal...shall we?"

Li Xiaoyun's happiness slowly turned into embarrassment as Wang Anruo turned his head and squinted at her.

She looked at An Ruo, then at Qin Feng, who was pretending to look at the scenery, but was actually staring at the chicken shed and hens, and smiled.

"Then I won't disturb you, I'm leaving..."

"Xiaoyun~"

Wang Anruo grabbed her by the back collar and carried it back to her: "It seems that you remember the hide-and-seek story very clearly when you were a child~ But some places are still blurry. Do you need me to help you recall it?"

"Don't blame me, blame, blame... blame Qin Wuxiang!" Li Xiaoyun suddenly pointed at Qin Feng: "He couldn't lie unless he said it, so I told you what happened before."

When Wang Anruo wasn't paying attention, she escaped from her shell and ran away while shouting, "I'll give you a chance to teach him a lesson alone."

Qin Feng looked at An Ruo's best friend helplessly and smiled: "This is a good best friend. We should contact her more in the future."

"Hmph, as long as you don't do evil things, Xiaoyun and I have known each other for much longer than you!"

Wang Anruo snorted and walked out.

Qin Feng went up to hold her hand, but Wang Anruo sped up and avoided it.

While saying hello to the surrounding staff, saying goodbye to Huang and He, and chasing after Wang Anruo, Qin Feng thought in his heart that his girlfriend's energy was harder than a pig during the Chinese New Year.

Li Xiaoyun also planned to spend the night at the Mushroom House tonight. The main reason was that Chen Yu didn't plan to live outside, so he just took the opportunity to build up a relationship. In the future, Director Chen has a movie to shoot, and the protagonist is An Ruo. He can also play a female lead. Well!
Playing against my besties is so cool just thinking about it!

"Wait!" Li Xiaoyun was suddenly startled, and suddenly turned his head to look at the door: "I forgot to tell Qin Wuxiang, never let An Ruo drink...especially if she gets drunk! Otherwise something will happen!"

After leaving the door and out of everyone's sight, Wang Anruo quietly slowed down his pace. When Qin Feng came up, he naturally stretched out his hand.

Qin Feng naturally held her hand and walked on the rural field roads, preparing to pick up the car at the entrance of the village.

It was already getting late, and the street lights on the roadside were glowing faintly. In the quiet fields, because it was autumn, there were no cicadas or frogs chirping.

Only the moon and stars in the sky were left, whispering.

The little lovers they were watching under the night were also whispering.

"Do you know why I have to let you talk about the past today?"

"To make me die?"

Qin Feng asked Wang Anruo, looking at Wang Anruo walking along the roadside like a single-plank bridge.

She walked on the edge, opening her arms to maintain balance. Qin Feng did not persuade her that it was not safe, but held her hand tightly and concentrated on pulling her back when she was about to fall.

"It's just one of the reasons, and the other reason is... Yeah!"

Sure enough, Wang Anruo slipped and lost her balance and was about to fall. Qin Feng suddenly pulled her back and held her in his arms.

Wang Anruo was hugged and raised his head slightly, looking at him from bottom to top.

In the field of vision, Qin Feng's handsome face looks even more elegant against the starry sky.

She blinked her big eyes and stretched out her hand to help him gently fiddle with his bangs and fix his hairstyle.

"What I said in front of everyone today is also to tell everyone what I think."

She smiled softly, but Qin Feng could see the seriousness and stubbornness of a little girl in her smile.

"The story of your past has been turned over, but the sincerity you owe me will take a lifetime to repay."

She signaled Qin Feng to let her go, then arranged her clothes, stood in front of Qin Feng, and solemnly stretched out her little finger: "I will do what I say, and then it depends on your actions, Mr. Qin. This time it is a hook, I hope The next time you talk to me about this lifelong topic, kneel down on one knee."

Qin Feng stretched out his little finger, hooked her, and said with a smile: "Okay, remember to extend your middle finger next time."

"Isn't it the ring finger?"

"The ring finger means marriage, the middle finger means engagement."

"Then I can actually extend my middle finger now." Wang Anruo smiled playfully, and suddenly reached out, but Qin Feng grabbed it in his hand, clasped his fingers together and held him down.

"Don't be shy, be a lady."

"Hmph, there's no need to be a lady to a scumbag... Where do you want to take me?"

The two people walked hand in hand, fingers intertwined, on the path.

As they walked, Wang Anruo wanted to run over the small ditch on the roadside and walk on the single-plank bridge.

Qin Feng smiled and said: "Xishan Winery, if you don't like it, it's not too late to give me the middle finger."

(End of this chapter)